₦airaland Forum

OfeAchi:
A lady friend of mine recently got a job offer with a multinational in Maiduguri. It comes with accommodation and take home is around 700k.
I advised her to decline the offer because from the news, those areas are hostile and there's a 75.65% chance a bandit would raape her or 80% chance she could be hit by a bomb.
She finally declined the offer and thanked me for saving her life.
I hope I did the right thing?

Please can I be recommended for the job? I want it and I don't f*cking mind whatever it is. Na part of the hustle sha as man gatz hustle to survive

Marriage or love knows nothing like age

Their relations maybe

Awkabigboy:
You can go and join them in Borno if you like terrorists. We igbos don't have anything to do with terror

Keep quiet abeg I only said they should find them and arrest them or kill them na. You too like fight ehh

Very pointless and useless another way to pull out cash....

If each governor can build an industry of 50000 capacity in each LGA tell me why it wouldn't curb unemployment in our dear 9ja. When will they think this than wasting cash anyhow

I'm in love with your use of words politely

TheGreatIYANU:
Re: https://www.nairaland.com/6896135/passengers-visit-toilet-panic-grips

I saw the above post recently and it reminded me of similar experience I had just last month.

Here goes...

Boko Haram leaders and their boys nko

Angelfrost:
Just type R.I.P and rest...
The line between sense and senseless is a very fine one!!!

This got me laughing crazy

The guy no dey ever tire, I dey comment section just for him oh

johncreek:
As expected

As in ehjj, his contract with these OPs to call him whenever they wanna post on NL

And here I was waiting for you just in time... Be like you dey get contract with OPs posting something make you be FTC

Righteousness2:
Condolences to the Family of Bishop Desmond Tutu.
We sincerely Hope he repented from his stand with Gay and lesbians and fully surrendered to JESUS Christ.
As it does not Matter the accolades you get from people or your accomplishments! If you do not have accolades from JESUS Christ or you are not Genuiely Born again, it is a waste!

babyfaceafrica:
wicked people don't die easily

As in ehhh, that's so true sha

But he's dying yes??

Naijabad:
1. Joining the Nigerian army
2. Being a flight attendant in a Nigerian airline
Both are the easiest way to die young.
What about yours?

Very silly because death is inevitable, every single thing we do is risk taking and it'll surely come to you in one way or the other!!

And what difference will he make?

Amotolongbo:
Messi and Ronaldo are also sending their wish.

This one choke me wella

He's bored so he invited them over to cheer him up....

For another campaign boasting ehh

cletz991:
Na Benin na that's what they call it there Weird environment

Wahalaaaaoooooo e no dey ever finish for their side ehh

Is he celebrating Christmas or celebrating his achievements of 2021?

Please kindly update us with your pet keeping everyday

gentlemmy:
I was bored and decide to stroll around the compound, there is this particular spot where snakes usually chill early hours of the day or late evening. I've never seen one but anytime I'm there, I'm always cautious and secretely wish to see snakes (I've this double feeling about snakes, I hate it but like seeing it)

Lo and behold, I saw this juvenile snake hunting for insect or so, it sense my movement and run to safety, I thought of letting it go but in few months time, it'll be all grown and pose a threat to people around.

I picked a stone and threw on it and boom I hit it spine, it motion was limited and I picked it.

Lala dont do "paedo-snake" so no need to call him

Yes it's right because you're the host and it's not really bad except you're picking out problems from it

This kind so dey rare oh, we no dey see like this again sha

Congrats oga land owner

I never smell money oh, I never start life not to talk marry oh.... Uuuhhhh chineke

Abegiiiiiiii all na wash as usual jawe.... We hear una

gambia:
She will still be 26 next year.

As in ehhh, no be lie oh....

Make we dey celebrate her everyday 26years dy go na, wahala for us wey don pass am sha

I'm just here to follow up and learn from your trend

Heyyyyy I thought she was 26 two years ago?

fidelmarshal199:

You guys need to stop posting news about Kenya and Zimbabwe on this site. They are always in the news for wierld news. We got enough to worry bout here especially with Buhari still the commander in chief

E.X.A.C.T.L.Y.....

Do you even know Udoedeghe himself??

A very funny story in a woman's world ehhh