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Frankicent:
lol no whine me oooo....

Carry on.....i sight you on duty .

Frankicent:
lol no whine me oooo....

Carry on.....i sight you on low key.

Slexyangel:
Most front page posts are usually, stolen money, accidents disasters, quarrel heart breaks. Negative things per say

No be lie. You are very observant.
Don't let it get to you or stay away from the front page then.
Find your fun spot and stick to it.
Follow fun,smart or crazy people here and share in their lala land.

judondasylva:
call me or watsapp me through my signature contact or can you give me your number to contact you?

Frankicent:
just DM you..check mail box...

Good to see many men exercising their human rights.......unlike some who like pre-teens, try to shame others for doing the needful ......Lol.
#Rushthem

GrabHisBalls:
You're just making mouth to me. You want a lady to know more about global financial market...if you intend doing business in the financial market, what has that got to do with whom you date? Would she be buying and selling shares for you? Abeg, go one side.

Abi o. If a lady is enlightened generally, it shouldn't be hard teaching her whatever he wants her to know if its that important to him.

GrabHisBalls:
You're just making mouth to me. You want a lady to know more about global financial market...if you intend doing business in the financial market, what has that got to do with whom you date? Would she be buying and selling shares for you? Abeg, go one side.

If a lady is enlightened, it shouldn't be hard teaching whatever he wants her to know if its that important to him.

I can say something intelligent like:
Any of these first since it eventually all of these counts:-

Pleasing to my eyes:- not short(I don't hate shorts girls just that I don't get sexually aroused towards them), any colour, Fresh-looking and good sense of fashion, big this and that not necessarily a must but who doesn't appreciate a wide waist line?��

Pleasing to my brain- Enlightened and a conservative (not pro-islam, not pro LGBT) - very hard to find this combination in black ladies since most of them who are educated becomes more "liberal". Not into selfish feminism.

Pleasing to my heart - Funny or rhetorically witty, sarcastic, wild in a cool way, humane, intrinsic abi one grammer like that..........

But let me just say:

If i feel movement down there on sighting her ....
If i feel movement down there on sighting her ....

Since thats what most guys here emphasizing big yansh and breast like their life depends on it actually infer ....lol.

babeosisi:
Nigerian men abi boys are so dumb
The question says what is the first thing you notice in a girl
That means one thing
99.9% are describing the anatomy of mamiwota and her bridesmaids
Lazy yoots

Lol.

Yankiss:
Dick size on first approach? Shebi, you will feel the crotch to confirm dick size.

Maybe go to her naked or with a selfie of "the size" at ready as you approach and reason with her � �

Amberon11:
Thanks my dear. You're very correct o. Men cause all the wars and then they expect women to come join the fight.
e no go work, they should fight alone..

So why are women enjoying inventions mostly by men?

It depends on what one defines feminism to be.

Is the current president not fake one as the real one is "lifeless". Those who know, know.

Vickygarl:
Training a child, whether a male or female is the parents' responsibility and it isn't force on them. If they can't train her, then they shouldn't have her. Whether planned or unplanned, once the child is born, it is heirs to train.
If that's the case, the ones that neglect their daughters shouldn't even be writing any list.
My parents trained me up to this level but God help me, I will scrutinise whatever list they want to give my husband-to-be and make sure I have a correction pen and a pen while at it.
The most stupid thing is that some extended family members that didn't even contribute #10 eraser during the training will also come and claim "our daughter".

Correct babe there.

Elder001:
Just registry marriage isn't marriage? can you invite your wife or husband to come and stay with you in another country without registry marriage certificate?
Tufiakwa, which kind woman be this one??

I refuse to believe that you're a woman.. no Nigerian lady will type this ridiculous stuff you just typed.

and if you're indeed a lady, congrats. Allow your family to sell you off.
Can't believe I've been wasting my time all this while.

You wan go debate with selfish bushmo.

I can only pay bride price for a lady who:
1) Is comfortable in giving what i can't pay for or afford or atleast 10% of her income.
2) Shared/compactible core values, life-focus/outlook and tolerable differences.
3) Submissive when am broke and shows some sort of reverence (which usually comes from you being better at whatever she likes,what she is good at, loves or has).

theamerican:
Lmao. You've still not learnt how to ignore things. Please learn how to channel your energy away from negativity. Don't bother replying insults with insults. Leave them alone.

Now that i have enough free time to take on the goat whose shitful Nigerian brain can only interpret defending a good lady as asslicking while he is actually asslicking a sh*t hole of a country. That sh*t smoking President Buhari (i typed dulla*dinho and nairaland auto correct changes it to President Buhari.. wow!) thinks my success, his or that of a microscopic few in Nigeria automatically means the country has a resemblance of development.

Because he was raised in the village for so long by his great grand ma, on finally making it to the town, his archaic little mind takes the caricature of development he sees as real development.
In respect to your request i will let this brain dead truth-resistant low IQ imbe be since he cannot fully process the entire post you made but got his stupid filled shit brain triggered by a part of it which he misjudged. Then the part he thinks my reply to him is for the sake of pandering to woe you is just as silly as all his bushman-like posts. If am fully inclined to wooing you i can gladly do it openly here as a dont even give a f*ck if that will make drink from the gutters or hit the nearest market place naked with envy and jealousy. His opinion to whatever between us is as inconsequential to me as a fly on an elephant.
Maybe his brand of shity Nigerian brain cells na from the womb so little chance of light and enlightement penettrating through his fog of ego only demented cave orientation.

Nig4Greatness:
....

Only God knows the hole the dumb ass crawled out from using his filthy fingers to type gibberish here.the fact you didn't see anything wrong with the bolded statements above clearly shows how dumb you are at comprehending words and how poorly trained your lazy mind is.
You turned an asslicker and a defense attorney because of little crumb to someone who left the country for many years now,renounced her citizenship and still has the gut to be insulting the sensibility of other well meaning Nigerians is all but a shame to you together with your co travelers.if all your efforts and cheap tactics at getting her attention is yet to yield any results clearly shows how a bitter loser you are.
You may curse your ancestors and your creator for making you a Nigerian and such land can never yield its increase to a traitor like you.
only a mad dog who has lost his bearing in life will see nothing good in his country but busying encouraging and cheering on one inconsequential outcast who came into a Nigerian forum with the intention of shaming the country with baseless comparisons and stupid narrations.
Its not your fault really,i blame the government for allowing a hungry nuisance like you to roam about their cyberspace,engaging in fraudulent activities while looking for some prey to devour instead of taking hold of his life that is fast laying in tatters.
Mumu like you,you keep having an orgasm and spending your energy defending someone that doesn't give a hoot about you instead of expending it on some productive stuffs that may give your life a meaning.
IDIOT !!!!!!.

Why this goat no get sense . Am too busy to attend to your goatishness for now.

AngelicBeing:

Lol

Nig4Greatness:
...

No matter your hatred,Nigeria is moving on without you and there are some who would never follow your footsteps but choose to remain in the country cos that is where their own milk and honey are located.it's best when you respect whatever decisions individual make concerning their life as you already made yours.
So keep your dumb advice to yourself and stop insulting people intelligence here.

Which latrine this typical Nigerian goat come out from to spew sh*t on nice thread like this. She just wrote "If you truly like it there, I respect you and support your ministry" but as a dafti, your flawed sentimental bias and comprehension- ineptitude takes precedence over the fact before you. You have no business using intelligence in a sentence as thats an insult to intelligient people.
Ofcourse as a dullard, the truth the OP and others presents here convolates your sh*t filled brain.

If that cockroach IQ of yours is too low to appreciate her efforts at sheding light to matters then why not stop fuxking and sh*ting around the thread. Or you think you have the monopoly of graphic words to oppress a lady?

sarahade:
Abi now. Why I no go fit explore with my husband.

Lol Enjoy abeg. I wonder what will make that Op make that comment: too much ego or outright ignorance. Cos to many women, doggy is simply..... bliss.

pweetygiftofGod:
What is this one even saying

Doggy is one of the sweetest positions to get laid, maybe she can't withstand it or the boy hitting her is lazy... tell her, her sex life is boring
Rubbish attention seeker on twitter

Chai, this babe sabi o.

sarahade:
Mtcheew.
If den born my husband well make he no do doggy

Lol. Madam, you funny o.