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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh finally eats the words she used years ago by Printerscanner: 12:04pm On Aug 29, 2018
I bought a white board and temporary marker for my kids, but they still wont stop writing on my walls. Which kain thing be that?
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso: “They Said We Can’t Use Eagle Square, ICC” by Printerscanner: 7:08am On Aug 29, 2018
DLondonboiy:
Yes, Buhari declared at eagles square. Would you escort kwankwoso now?? And yes Buhari declared on a Wednesday, 15th Oct 2014..
If you don't escort kwankwoso, it's your shame and nobody would ever take your hypocritical self seriously ever again both online and offline.

Most zombies are shocked at the level of tyranny in this government. But they must keep defending...and keep lying.

Imagine a Buhari still thinking of recontesting? No shame!
Now, call Kwakwaso for me. We are matching to Eagle Square but I will be the last man in the crowd. I don't want angry SARS officers to use me for shooting practice.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Announces New Venue For Presidential Declaration by Printerscanner: 7:04am On Aug 29, 2018
AllTheWayUp:
Buhari is a bastard
Only bastards recognize fellow bastards. Ask your mummy for a list of your fathers, definitely you have more than ten.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Tinubu, Akpabio, Oshiomhole, Osinbajo At APC Caucus Meeting by Printerscanner: 6:58am On Aug 29, 2018
Franking:
grin grin
U don't even believe that, Ngeneukwuewu. Keeping shaming urself and them. Lifeless party. grin grin
Yes, I understand you. A president who does not sleep with porn stars like Mr Trump is lifeless. A president who does not grab them by the pusssy like Mr Trump does is lifeless. A president who does not drink to stupor like the drunk ineffectual buffoon is lifeless.

I think I prefer a lifeless president who builds rails, roads and jail looters.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Tinubu, Akpabio, Oshiomhole, Osinbajo At APC Caucus Meeting by Printerscanner: 6:55am On Aug 29, 2018
Smithkafors:
These are the so called men that will take Nigeria to promise land....indeed we are doomed.
Yes, you are right. You and your fellow haters are doomed and irredeemable.
Politics › Re: State Chief Of Protocol's Children Visit Buhari During Sallah In Daura. Photos by Printerscanner: 7:51pm On Aug 28, 2018
DLondonboiy:
Exactly how SaiBaba plans to share money during the elections...But God pass am!
Your brother the ineffectual buffoon shared both foreign and local currencies during the last election. Yet, he lost the election and also lost errection.


1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau
Politics › Re: FG Orders Removal Of Kingsley Moghalu's Presidential Campaign Posters In Abuja by Printerscanner: 7:49pm On Aug 28, 2018
cosmatika:
How I wish Sowore and Fela Durotoye will put their weight behind Kingsley Moghalu. He'll definitely give PDP and the Dullard a good run for their corrupt and stolen money. God punish Buhari, insha Allah, Amin

You will all vote. But, we shall count the votes and announce the result. Use your head, the election is already won and lost. Sai Baba.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso: “They Said We Can’t Use Eagle Square, ICC” by Printerscanner: 7:43pm On Aug 28, 2018
Did Buhari do his declaration at Eagle Square when PDP was in power? If Yes, then I will escort Kwakwaso to Eagle Square tomorrow morning. However, if Buhari did not do his declaration at Eagle square throughout the 16 wasted years of PDP, then if Kwakwaso moves near Eagle Square, he and his unfortunate supporters will be shot with AK-47, survivors will be re-shot with AK-49 by SARS Officers who are still very angry at their disbandment.
Politics › Re: Does The West Truly Care About Restructuring Or Just A Hoax? by Printerscanner: 7:37pm On Aug 28, 2018
EmekaMD:
Disclaimer: this thread is purely outta curiosity and nothing about trying to spite any tribe at all.
I'm gonna make sure I don't use derogatory words..

So I am sincerely curious because I do not understand.

Who remembers when Tinubu used to sing restructuring and soverign national conference during those term of GEJ? He changed immediately when gej agreed to convene one.

Now that he has the opportunity to push his agenda his tune changed.

The vice President has stated that Nigeria does not need restructuring.. this is a man who ideally represents the political idea of Tinubu (which was why he recommended him)

So does the west truly care about restructuring or jus a hoax?

I ask sincerely and I want a sincere and objective answer..
When Tinubu was singing restructuring what was your people singing? I will tell you, your people were singing "One Nigeria, One Unitray Government, One Jonathan Ebele Goatluck Azikiwe (JEGA), let the sharing of loot continue, Hausas have been stealing since, let our son too steal for us". Now Tinubu has finished singing his restructuring song, you and your people can continue from where he stopped. Your son the drunk ineffectual buffoon husband of the cantankerous illiterate grammarian sheppopo was there for 6 years looting and sharing, you did not tell him to restructure. You would be so stupid to ask your enemy the Fulani herdsman called Buhari to restructure.
Education › Re: Age: David Okorogheye Denied Admission From Studying Medicine For Being 15 Years by Printerscanner: 6:40pm On Aug 28, 2018
Auladimeji:
Some parent are mad,a child is not up to the age of going to a university yet you allowed him to write the exam,why can't they let him channels that energy of studying for university to coding

How can I start learning Coding? You will be saving a soul.
Education › Re: Nigerian Receives 12 Out Of 15 Awards At Her Graduation In South Africa by Printerscanner: 6:31pm On Aug 28, 2018
Adelaide2:
Better a Biafra terrorist (as you put it) fighting PEACEFULLY for his self-determination, than a cattle-rearing human-killing terrorist, or a zombified ''sophisticated'' coward. No?

" zombified ''sophisticated'' cowards" that used over three million of your "brave fathers and mothers" for pepper soup and suya and your most beautiful sisters, aunties, nieces as sex slave between 1967 and 1970. Don't you think you need another brain?
Politics › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Moghalu Kingsley Secretly Working For Buhari, Promised Kemi Adeosun J by Printerscanner: 6:28pm On Aug 28, 2018
AllTheWayUp:
Buhari is a lifeless bastard and a monumental failure

Moghalu has sold his future for Tuwo and Burukutu

Don't die of hypertension yet, wait till 2019 when INEC will announce Buhari as the winner of the presidential election, you can then drink Sniper insecticide and die. worthlessly.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Now The Poverty Capital Of The World- Theresa May British PM by Printerscanner: 5:06pm On Aug 28, 2018
AllTheWayUp:


“Much of Nigeria is thriving, with many individuals enjoying the fruits of a resurgent economy
, yet 87 million Nigerians live below $1 and 90 cents a day, making it home to more very poor people than any other nation in the world,” she said.

https://www.thecable.ng/just-nigeria-home-highest-number-poor-people-world-says-theresa-may/amp?__twitter_impression=true
Did you children of hate and anger read the bolded part? Or are you just going to keep wailing until you die of frustration?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Receives Ooni Of Ife And Arab Billionaire Ahmad Bin by Printerscanner: 5:00pm On Aug 28, 2018
BafanaBafana:
Why is it that whenever they talk about Monarchs in Nigeria, it's either Ooni of Ife, Oba of Benin, Alaafin of Oyo, Oba of Lagos, Sultan of Sokoto, Emir of kano or any other Emir.
It's alway a Yoruba monarch, a Hausa king or a Benin king.

Igbos and their leaders are enemies of this government and they are already being treated as such.
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: Only God Knows When Leah Sharibu Will Be Rescued by Printerscanner: 4:38pm On Aug 28, 2018
dukie25:
Typical Buhari, he paid millions to secure moslem girls but not christian Leah.
As long as Leah remains a christian, I can't see Lifeless President paying for her release until the eve of next year's election.

My brother, even if you don't have any brain, borrow from a friend and think nah. How would the DSS have left her behind because she is a Christian? Does it make any sense to you? Oh! sorry, you don't even have any brain nor sense. What about the hundreds of people still in Boko Haram captivity, are they all Christians? Why just shouting and wailing because one Christian girl is with the evil Boko Haram? Everyone is concerned that the poor girl and many others are still with the evil group.

Mind you, you children of hate and anger together with your evil PDP used religious propaganda in 2015 which added a lot to your loss of the election and your subsequent loss of errection. You have started the same thing towards 2019 election, isn't it obvious that you are going to lose again?
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: Only God Knows When Leah Sharibu Will Be Rescued by Printerscanner: 4:33pm On Aug 28, 2018
Rapmoney:
Femi is a condemned idiot!!! Your boss is a lifeless kolanut-chewing, kunu-sipping and burukutu-drinking dull stupid cow chaser who couldn't pass his military courses!!! We can use the number of supporters of Buhari to tell the percentage of Nigerians who suffer from mental instability!

Don't debate with me, debate with your keypads!
Don't develop hypertension yet, don't be in a hurry to die. Wait till when INEC announces Buhari as the winner of the 2019 presidential election, then you can drink Sniper insecticide and die.
Politics › Re: "Retire In 2019, Nigeria Needs A Healthy President" - Afenifere Urges Buhari by Printerscanner: 11:25pm On Aug 27, 2018
Uguruzik:
You are too terrible to be human, imagine how you insult people that you are not even qualified to serve.

Ye, you are right, I am not qualified to serve old thieving elders who have sold their generations for money. Afenifebi elders confessed themselves that they got some millions from Goatluck Jonaddaft to help Goatluck win votes in Yoruba land. Bunch of old thieving idiots.
Family › Re: Woman Batters Husband During Sex Over Huge Manhood In South Africa (Pic) by Printerscanner: 11:15pm On Aug 27, 2018
I knew that one day, monkey will go to the market and never return. Now, the day has finally come.
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah's Comedy On Sapientia Radio. by Printerscanner: 10:43pm On Aug 27, 2018
p2t2r:
Did Assets Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON) take over Stella Oduah's holding company, SEA PETROLEUM AND GAS LIMITED and its affiliated companies, on the orders of court?

Did the Court not order the freezing of the accounts of the companies and their promoters i.e Stella Oduah and co?

Did AMCON not take over the premises of Stella Oduah's companies, her Filling Stations, houses, Tank Farms and Agricultural farms?

Is it not true that all these is because Stella Oduah is indebted to the tune of #20 billion and can no longer pay?

Is this the profile of a responsible, focused and diligent representative that APGA should be searching for?

These are more important and fundamental issues to be discussed on radio rather than the over repeated noise of "I did this and I did that".

We still insist that APGA is neither Bank of Industry or a Microfinance Bank that help failed business persons or businesses.

You are mad for saying the above. Didn't you children of hate and anger say that Buhari was using AMCOM to witch hunt Princess Stealer Oduah and her fraudulent companies? Why are you fools now using the same points against her. But, wetin concern me sef, sorry for the interference, please continue in your stupidity.
Politics › Re: What Will Happen If Buhari Loses The 2019 Election In Nigeria? by Printerscanner: 10:38pm On Aug 27, 2018
Many people like the O.P. will commit suicide when INEC announces that Buhari wins 2019 presidential election with a margin of over 7 million votes. I think I should open a store and start selling Sniper insecticide and humanicide so that children of hate and anger can purchase their last drink at a cheap price.
Politics › Re: "Retire In 2019, Nigeria Needs A Healthy President" - Afenifere Urges Buhari by Printerscanner: 10:30pm On Aug 27, 2018
Has Afenifere and its gang of 40 thieving elders returned the money they collected from Goatluck Jonaddaft? Please tell them to return their own share of the loot first, then I can talk with them. I don't talk with old thieves. When Buhari was Head of state in 1983, Trump was still fuccking porn stars, so if Trump is Afenifere's role model, then it means some of them too must have been sleeping with their children's wives like Obasanjo
Politics › Re: Tagwaye Foundation Celebrates Sallah With Buhari; Gives Out Food In Katsina by Printerscanner: 6:00pm On Aug 27, 2018
condomuser:
Buhari must go !!!

GOVERNMENT OF FRAUD
GOVERNMENT OF YAHOO YAHOO
GOVERNMENT OF YAHOO PLUS

THEY SAID BOKO HARAM IS TECHNICALLY DEFEATED BUT EVERY SIX MONTHS THEY AWARD $2.5 Billion for fighting Boko Haram.
Boko haram has now become part of Nigeria's budget.

I HAVE NEVER MET SUCH A LIFELESS PERSON IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I DO NOT WANT TO MEET HIM AGAIN
-------Donald Onyeotiti Trump 2018------------

This guy go get hypertension over Buhari issue ooo
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi State Earned N150bn From Rice Sales In 2017 – GOV by Printerscanner: 7:14am On Aug 27, 2018
kaen1317:
Why does this sound like a big fat lie??
Because you and your generation are lovers of bad news.
Politics › Re: APC Chieftain Kidnapped And Killed: See SARS Destoys Houses And Hotels Of Sus... by Printerscanner: 1:23pm On Aug 26, 2018
Donald95:
What if the criminal were just tenants in those houses and what if the landlord was not aware of his evil ways ??.

Nigerians should elect people whose greater potion of their head is functional not idiots that doesn't reason
We know that drug trafficking, kidnapping and armed robbery are your generational inherited professions, so we are not surprised that you are defending one of your godfathers, but watch out, the security agents will get you too very very soon.
Politics › Re: Checkout This Adorable Photos Of President Buhari And His Classmates by Printerscanner: 11:27am On Aug 26, 2018
Fierce11:
Classmates? Of which school/ Institution? See how they all look like failures. Nonsense
Post the picture of your father and his classmates, let's all compare.
Politics › Re: Checkout This Adorable Photos Of President Buhari And His Classmates by Printerscanner: 11:25am On Aug 26, 2018
Ekez:
Let me assume that what you just write up there is a typographical error
Just as your pregnancy was a condom error while your birth was a medical error.
Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Blasted By Nigerians For Campaigning For Saraki (photos) by Printerscanner: 7:25am On Aug 26, 2018
limeta:
Na so Afonja be
All of them na so

Yes, that was how we used your grandfathers and grandmothers for pepper soup and suya between 1967 and 1970 and also used your most beautiful sisters, aunties and nieces as sex slaves because you people are actually slaves in this country.
Travel › Re: Work In Progress On Third Mainland Bridge (Photos) by Printerscanner: 7:46pm On Aug 25, 2018
abokibuhari:
Useless country sad
Useless lazy youth.
Travel › Re: Flood Washes Off Part Of Kwaita Bridge Along Lokoja - Abuja Expressway (Photos) by Printerscanner: 7:45pm On Aug 25, 2018
Babyforever:
And that anu called sarrki said buharia is working angry
You will just die of hypertension over Buhari issue.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Performing At Hype Festival In Germany by Printerscanner: 3:28pm On Aug 25, 2018
[quote author= post=70586599]Wizkid and Tiwatope breaking new grounds.
All the best guys![/quote]Over familiarization. Who told you Tiwa Savage complete first name is Tiwatope? Were you at her naming ceremony? I was there. Her complete name is Tiwalade. Oh! sorry, I mean Tiwalola. Wait first make I remember very well, I think it is Tiwaloluwa. But, which one be my own sef? Am I okay?
Politics › Re: Beneficiaries Of FG'S Social Investment Program Receiving Their 5,000 (Pics) by Printerscanner: 3:23pm On Aug 25, 2018
justtoodark:
what the fvck are you talking about...!!huh?

is a small bag of rice better...??...
Nothing really sir. I am just sad, just very sad that our people have been turned into stipend collectors as a result of several years of misrule by the thieving ruling elites. Can you tell me why you are angry and barking at me too? You may not know it but I know why, you are just angry for no reason, everyone is just angry fr no reason. Have you eaten today at all? I doubt it, a hungry man is an angry man.
Politics › Re: Beneficiaries Of FG'S Social Investment Program Receiving Their 5,000 (Pics) by Printerscanner: 3:14pm On Aug 25, 2018
justtoodark:
what the fvck are you talking about...!!huh?

is a small bag of rice better...??...
Nothing really sir. I am just sad, just very sad that our people have been turned into stipend collectors as a result of several years of misrule by the thieving ruling elites. Can you tell me why you are angry and barking at me too? You may not know it but I know why, you are just angry for no reason, everyone is just angry fr no reason. Have you eaten today at all? I doubt it, a hungry man is an angry man.

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