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Politics › Re: Beneficiaries Of FG'S Social Investment Program Receiving Their 5,000 (Pics) by Printerscanner: 3:04pm On Aug 25, 2018

abokibuhari:
In a saner world, President Buhari belongs to the museum. How can a man be this stupid, what can #5,000 buy, what's the purchasing power of #5,000?

APC means poverty

I don't know how you feel seeing this people. But I feel deeply sad, heart broken and at the same time very very angry that this is what the generational looters who have been ruling this country turned Nigeria into. Our old grandfathers and grandmothers who are supposed to be resting and eating the fruits of their labour, getting pampered and cared for by their children are on a queue to collect a stipend. But how would their children care for them when the children themselves are probably old graduates without jobs, when pensioners are collapsing on the queue to get their pensions paid. all those that made this country the mess it is shall never go unpunished.

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Politics › Re: Beneficiaries Of FG'S Social Investment Program Receiving Their 5,000 (Pics) by Printerscanner: 2:37pm On Aug 25, 2018*

abokibuhari:
In a saner world, President Buhari belongs to the museum. How can a man be this stupid, what can #5,000 buy, what's the purchasing power of #5,000?

APC means poverty

5,000 naira can buy imPatience Jonathan a new brain so that she will know that the $31 million in her private account which she claimed is for her medicals and the $13 million in her gatemen, gardeners and maids' accounts can give poor citizens a better life.

The 5,000 stipend will also remind Mama Piss the cantankerous illiterate grammarian megalomaniac that she, her husband and their gang of 40 thieves lead by the puff-puff cheeked world bank fraudster Okonjo-Iwealla are the devil that the Bible was/is talking about and they will soon join their father the devil in hell

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Family › Re: Why Black Men Are Being Loved More By White Women Says Report. by Printerscanner: 1:52pm On Aug 25, 2018

LuvU2:
---Black men re just losers. No real woman wants them(maybe last choice) so they create an illusionary world where they see themselves as the Alfas, most desired, sexiest. Thnk God many black women re now waking up to see they can have the real men,masters of this world than settling for their fellow women in men body aka black men.

These were the words of one of my very good friends, still pondering on them

Cries of a bitter and sad lady.

Politics › Re: Buhari Interacting With Soldiers At Katsina Airport (Photos) by Printerscanner: 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2018

#IStandWithBuhari

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Politics › Re: ''APC Will Win 2019 Elections'' - President Buhari Boasts by Printerscanner: 12:20pm On Aug 25, 2018

SpatialKing:
I must get 2 things before 2019
My PVC or a VISA
Is either He leaves or I Leave

Buhari will not leave in 2019, so you are free to leave the country. But do not traffic hard drugs because you will be caught, sentenced and deported. When you land at MM airport after you jail term abroad, you will be jailed here again for spoiling the country's image abroad.

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Politics › Re: Amosun Receives PDP Members As They Decamp To APC by Printerscanner: 12:13pm On Aug 25, 2018

germanized:
I wonder if it's constitutional to hold political party meetings at the Governor's office. Shouldn't that be reserved for their party secretariat? Or have they forgotten that the office belongs to the people of Ogun state and not APC...

Shut up there before I give you a dirty slap.

Politics › Re: Not Torn: A Closer Look At Buhari's Chair Shows Flower Designs by Printerscanner: 12:06pm On Aug 25, 2018

Valro:
Whats the definition of a Zombie again

A Zombie is someone who is armed to the teeth and hunting pigs and idiots especially those from the land of hard drugs, kidnapping, armed robbery, prostitution and baby factory who will definitely commit suicide when the people's general wins 2019 presidential election. THANK YOU.

Agriculture › Re: Kaduna Dry Port Exports 5 Containers Of Ginger Weekly by Printerscanner: 10:29am On Aug 25, 2018

abokibuhari:
Cause of wickedness the refused to give us port in the east and south

What's the value of ginger to our GDP

Why didn't your brother Goatluck do it when he was there looting, stealing and sharing?

Politics › Re: Kaduna Declares Curfew Over Communal Clash by Printerscanner: 10:21am On Aug 25, 2018

SolutionMee:
Wow!

Curfew is so sweet ooo

I remember when I experienced it in Tokyo some years back

I was indoor with a Japanese lady

What a massive asset she's gat

90 days after, we still dey enjoy curfew

Kadunians should learn from me

Meanwhile, I'm from the South West and this is how we role

No, we don't roll like this in South-West. We don't miss Osogbo weed with Kwale weed or Oluwole weed. It's either we take Osogbo weed with palmwine or we take Kwale weed with Sapele water or we take Oluwole weed with Alomo bitters. This one you mixed Osogbo weed with Kwale weed and Tramadol is contrary to our style in South-West.

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Politics › Re: 5000 PDP Members DUMPS Party To APC In Lagos by Printerscanner: 9:59am On Aug 25, 2018

PDP is only present in the SS and SE.

Politics › Re: Because Of FG Job, Keyamo Supported Ese Oruru's Abduction & Rape By Hausa Boy by Printerscanner: 9:05am On Aug 25, 2018

Racoon:
Sed how reasonable people can sold their conscience to the devil Keyamo is one of such

PDP has looted the money that should have given you good education so that you won't bee on Social Media speaking Igbo and English in one sentence.

Politics › Re: Police Set To Arrest Femi Fani-Kayode (PHOTOS/REASONS) by Printerscanner: 8:52pm On Aug 24, 2018

TimFisher2:

This evil government again!

God please visit Aso rock the way you visited Abacha

I humbly pray!

All the people that have prayed for Buhari's death are already dying one by one. After that, those wishing for his death will follow. Go and write your will, don't die without listing and repaying all those you are owing if not, your kids or siblings would be used as repayment.

Politics › Re: Obanikoro Prostrates & Bows Down For Ooni Of Ife, Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi by Printerscanner: 8:45pm On Aug 24, 2018

Groovenaija360:
This is rubbish, is he God??

Why must you bow to a common man just like you.

Taking God's glory

Go and Die.

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Travel › Re: Kids Playing On 3rd Mainland Bridge After Being Shut (Photos) by Printerscanner: 8:42pm On Aug 24, 2018

ChiefAzubuike:
What do you expect from afonja [b]children who should be in search of daily bread [/b]instead of wasting their time playing soccer on a bridge.

I understand you, you think that they should be inside holdups selling Gala and La Casera like your brothers and sisters from Abia, Anambra, Imo, Enugu and Ebonyi States.

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Celebrities › Re: Savage Tour: Teebillz Congratulates Tiwa Savage As She Sells Out O2 Indigo by Printerscanner: 4:23pm On Aug 24, 2018

YomzzyDBlogger:
Nice One Teebillz, Man with a heart of gold

Visit here for more >> http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2018/08/savage-tour-teebillz-congratulates-tiwa.html

Man with heart of gold or man with empty stomach. The guy is hungry and begging Tiwa Savage for what to eat. It sounds as if I hate and I am mocking him, far from it. I feel his pains. He is in severe pains. His ex-wife was sleeping around, so he had to let her go, but now he has nothing to eat. God distributes wealth. It is not hardwork, if it is, then the best student in your school set will be the richest today, but it is not so. May God not put us in a position to eat from our enemies pot, Amen.

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Throws A Shade At Kwankwaso For Meeting Jonathan by Printerscanner: 4:18pm On Aug 24, 2018

Wiseandtrue:
Be careful of the decision you made today, it might hunt you tomorrow!

Just because of ethnicity and religious beliefs, Kwankwaso swept GEJ's feet out yesterday under a well planned conspiracy

Today, he needs his help to correct a mistake he made more than 3 years ago!

GEJ forgives easily while Buhari wears vengeance as cloth!

JEGA has wronged Nigerians! I hope he would apologise one day!

I hope he apologised to GEJ A brave man is never afraid to apologise and recognise his mistakes!

Having said that they should rally round and support whomever the primaries produced!

Kwankwaso, go and sin no more!

These your long epistle, how many votes will it get you in 2019 because INEC does not count long epistle on Social Media. The over 10 million Almajaris that have been voting for Buhari since 2003 are not on Social Media, they cannot even read nor write. We shall also get our brothers from Niger, Chad, Mali, Libya, Benin Republic and Cameroon to vote for Buhari. By the time INEC announces Buhari's total votes, even INEC will be confused because Buhari's total votes will be more than the total population of the SS and SE. Come 2019, Buhari will be declared winner again, then you can write the part two of this epistle.

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Celebrities › Re: Viktoh Shares Suicidal Post: “I Just Want To Leave” by Printerscanner: 2:11pm On Aug 24, 2018

Munzy14:
someone should reachout. We are almost dia in 2019. To correct this mess of Government.

If it is change of government that will stop you from committing suicide, then you better go and do it now that suicide is till cheap. Buhari will win the next presidential election and several miscreants and nincompoop like you will want to commit suicide but it will be expensive to do by next year because Chinedu and Chukwudi would start selling suicide instruments at very high costs.

Travel › Re: See The Deplorable State Of Port Harcourt-Enugu Expressway by Printerscanner: 2:06pm On Aug 24, 2018

Merimental:
d whole east is abandoned to survive on its own...wat a govt,wat a shame.i pity d few who'd stil listen to anyfin dis regime has to say during its campaign just to get votes...no project by d fg in d east hence dey shuld'nt xpect any vote com 2019

I thought your lord and saviour Goatluck Jonaddaft have fixed all the roads in the South-South and South-East during his 6 years of looting and sharing. If he did not, then you will stupid to expect that your enemy the Fulani herdsman called Buhari will fix it. Wait till Jesus comes, He is the only one that repays evil with good.

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Politics › Re: Fresh F.M. Demolition: Ajimobi, Ayefele Meet; Govt Expresses Willingness To Pay by Printerscanner: 7:39am On Aug 24, 2018

itiswellandwell:
Good one for Ajumobi, he quickly realized the bad publicity such action is for him.
Keep soaring higher.

Cheap s6 edge plus. Check my signature.

Go and sell your cheap S6 Edge Plus to Ajimobi.

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Emir Of Kano Visits Gov. Ganduje by Printerscanner: 8:03pm On Aug 23, 2018

abokibuhari:
From suit and ties to rags, how are the mighty fallen

That is his culture and he is proud of it. Have you ever seen any Hausa or Fulani man bearing Whitemen's names like your people do? You too can project your culture of drug trafficking, armed robbery, kidnapping and baby factory.

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Politics › Re: Arrested IPOB Women Regain Their Freedom In Owerri. Photos by Printerscanner: 7:55pm On Aug 23, 2018

zinnydan:
Welcome back our heroines

No be only your heroines, na your cocaines. Bloody drug addict

Politics › Re: Nigerians Ranked 8th Most Hardworking Foreigners In US by Printerscanner: 5:00pm On Aug 23, 2018

chiagozien:
Simple Say igbo ranked 8th most hardworking foreigners in us.

We know afonjas are lazy that is why when ever they hear about been on their own as a country they will begin cry one niger area.

We all know aboki no dey travel,waitin he dey travel do when baba dey wey go dey give an free food.

Nb:carrying drugs is better than skull mining and bombing people.

My brother from another mother, they are not talking about most harden drug pushers and human traffickers oo oo ooo

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Politics › Re: Photos Of Saraki At The Grand Durbar In Ilorin by Printerscanner: 4:24pm On Aug 23, 2018

SolutionMee:
See Crowd

Chai! See population

Saraki is a myth in Kwara I told zombie

Kwara is to Saraki as to what Russia is to Putin

I stand with Saraki

Like if you are with me

Share if you want others to join us

Are you a Kwara state indigene? If no, keep shut before I forcefully shut your mouth for you. Only Kwara indigenes can talk on this topic

Politics › Re: Atiku Hails Buhari For Paying Medical Bills Of Blind Corper 5 Months To Election by Printerscanner: 4:20pm On Aug 23, 2018

Nopeace4dwicked:
Chronicles of APC blame game...

"16 years of the PDP"

"We are clearing the rot we met on ground"

"Blame Jonathan for our failure"

"PDP members in civil service are padding budget"

"Judiciary is corrupt. We need to invade them"

"Senate is not confirming our nominees"

"Saraki is slowing down our government"

They always have to blame someone for their incompetence.

Below are self confessions by your friends.

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Obaigbena , Thisday Publisher.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi, AIT owner

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa .

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

Politics › Re: Mukaila Trekking From Lagos To Abuja Against APC (Photos) by Printerscanner: 3:58pm On Aug 23, 2018

buharitill2023:
He is one of the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Bia-fra terrorist that was expecting freebies and Goodie's.

If he has a job he will be in his office or shop nah. Definitely, he is jobless and needs to be arrested for wandering and constituting public and private nuisance.

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Family › Re: Little Boy Storms Out Of Family Gathering After Being Denied Swimming by Printerscanner: 3:53pm On Aug 23, 2018

This is where Ifoti, Igbati, Igbarun, Igbaju, Igbadi, Iladi, Iforun and the likes are very useful. Just one Ifoti and he will sit down quitely and be reciting Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Well, he won't try this in Nigeria because whether the parents are Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Ijaw, Fulani or Kanuri, Nigerian Parents are hired beaters, that is one thing that unites Nigerian Parents

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Politics › Re: 2019: Kwankwaso Visits Goodluck Jonathan In Abuja (Photos) by Printerscanner: 8:50am On Aug 23, 2018

abokibuhari:
At the end, he still go pay homage.... Atiku and co go they regret why they left Jonathan, by now he for they plan to hand over to Atiku. Then after Atiku we give Kwankwaso after south east do their turn

Stop day dreaming South-East will never ever rule Nigeria. As for those regretting leaving PDP, yes the will still regret for long because Buhari is not sharing money like the drunk clueless ineffectual buffoon.

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Politics › Re: Saraki Is Famous In UK For The Wrong Reason by Printerscanner: 8:47am On Aug 23, 2018

eunisam:
It seems this government focus is saraki

The railways construction that is going on all over the country nko? The road construction that is going on all over country nko? Na your PDP do am?

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Politics › Re: Vice President Osinbajo Visit Oba Elegushi In Lagos by Printerscanner: 8:45am On Aug 23, 2018

SAMBARRY:
stop body shaming, he didn't create himself. Grow up

My guy, there is nothing like "body shaming" in Africa. If somebody say you fat, tell am say he too thin like broom. If them say you short, tell them say them long like giraffe. If them abuse your mama, make you too abuse them papa. This is Africa, where everybody is angry..

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Politics › Re: Vice President Osinbajo Visit Oba Elegushi In Lagos by Printerscanner: 8:25am On Aug 23, 2018

abokibuhari:
SHORT DWARF

Please post the picture of your long giraffe father.

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Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Visits Buhari In Daura, Fans Blast Him. Say He's Switching Lanes by Printerscanner: 8:20am On Aug 23, 2018

Since the day Dele Momodu dedicated a full edition of his notorious magazine to Sani Abacha after Babacha jailed Dele Momodu's benefactor MKO Abiola, I knew there are still several animals in human form. But then, Dele Momodu surprised me again, fighting Davido tooth and nail on behalf of his (Dele Momodu's) untrained niece who tried to hook Davido with pregnancy but ended being a baby mama, I then concluded that several domestic animals are far better than Dele Momodu.

With the way Dele Momodu has been talking since Buhari refused to give him (Dele Momodu) appointment, I thought that any time Dele Momodu see Buhari and Buhari greets him, that he (Dele Momodu) will return Buhari's greeting with a very long hiss. What an unfortunate fat foolish nincompoop Dele Momodu is.

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Politics › Re: PDP Will Win Next Year Presidential Election - Saraki Boasts by Printerscanner: 8:33pm On Aug 22, 2018

iLoveAnambra:
Even if na goat win am.. as far say Buhari no win de Election no shaking

Goat can be governor in your Anambra. As for Nigeria, no human being dead or alive can defeat Buhari.

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