₦airaland Forum

Good evening Mr Yinka,
Trust you're doing well sir.

I had this dream in which I was called upon to deliver a sermon in one of our crowded congregation. I was worried and scared if I can actually do it. I quickly rushed out to urinate and in the process I pulled my jacketand gave it to my younger one. The moderator started calling my name and hyping me trusting I'll deliver the sermon very well. When I wanted to rush back in, I realized I was only putting on a singlet and a native trouser so I collected my jacket and was fumblingwith the botton of my long sleeve which I couldn't fix until I got in and the moderator said they could no longer wait and as such someone else was instructed to take the sermon.
I woke up very confused.

yinkaadesegha:
1.... You both need to pray for your marriage and all that belongs to you.

Ecclesiastes 10:8 He that diggeth a pit shall fall into it; and whoso breaketh an hedge, a serpent shall bite him.

Pray that every agenda of the enemy over your family should backfire.... Pray very well.

2....Pray against hindrance on your destiny, and the prayer should be for every one you know that is inside the bus. The enemy is planning on hindering your destiny.

3...You need to get yourself prepared for the work of God, study this Bible verse well job 36.11

Bless u.

Thank you sir

Good morning Mr yinka.
Trust you're keeping safe. kindly help interprete these dreams.

The first one my wife had a dream where she left sth on the stove, then went out to see a friend nearby. She forgot to put of the stove. So when she remembered, she started rushing back home. Few steps to the house, the whole house exploded and everything in the house got burnt save for her phone which was with her and a pair of shoe (not badly burnt) which belong to her husband in the dream (not me).
Someone later told her that she should thank God that she didn't die cos she (the woman asking her to thank God) had a dream where my sister inlaw was morning over wife.

Secondly, I had a dream and there was mass movement as if everyone was running out of town. myself and my siblings as well as my mum managed to enter a bus that looks like a delta line bus. All of a sudden, a soldier and a young lady were arguing over seat and the army threatened to beat the lady but lady warned him against doing so cos he'll regret it. All this while, we (my siblings and mum)were all standing inside the bus. I woke up without the bus moving.

Lastly I had a dream this afternoon and I saw myself as the only male in the midst of so many women and children in the church and I was asked to coordinate the crossover night and I really do not like the idea and was grumbling as well as confused.

FanOfMyself:
I can teach you web development

Please I'm equally interested

I am a scammer
Nairalanders beware

Mexyz:
Can you guys please just stop this Yoruba here and there that you and your likes keep typing every now and then.... Nigerians were tired of Gej and they voted him out, now they have seen that Buhari is no better and they have the right to complain, so stop calling Yoruba here and there as if they were the only ones that voted in 2015.

My brother leave that story abeg.
When we had the chance to vote buhari out in 2019 what did you and your likes do? Despite seeing the hand writings on the wall, you and your bullion van war lord still forced him on us. I assure you this time it won't happen again.

Sunnycliff:
Why did you vote Jonathan out? Did you expect buhari to continue in the reason why you voted Jonathan out?

You get time dey answer that daft person o

[quote author=Ever8090 post=94642269][/quote]��
Chai this is the best way to trash someone. No words at all but the message was well delivered. That's how you put stupid people in their place.
Bro I respect you for this one I swear

Let us welcome you together with our strength and talent.
A Nation we can call our own.
let us use the gift of nature to be build a Nation we shall be proud of you and I.

I think it used to be from national orientation agency NOA


Still looking for a genuine link to download the song

Good evening Mr Yinka.
Trust you are doing well.
I saw myself receiving a certificate in the dream.
Pls what does it mean.

Good afternoon house.
Please I need your advice.
My wife just ran a test that shows she's pregnant. The problem is she did a scan recently and it's confirmed she has staphylococcus, yeast and fungus infection. She was about commencing treatment when she discovered that she's pregnant. Please what could be done and what drug can she take to treat the infection that won't affect the pregnancy as it is still in it's early stage.

Good morning Mr Yinka
I had these dreams recently

1. I saw former president Goodluck Jonathan judging someone (looks more like a minister) trying to prove the person guilty. He told the person when you see the evidence against you, you'll admit your crime.

2. I was in my house and I saw people running but I didn't run out. Then I saw police in black uniforms in our compound searching for people and peeping through my windows.
I don't know how I got to a dark backyard and then one of the police met me with my lover(unknown) there and was trying to arrest me which I resisted. He now tried putting a gun in my hand to implicate me saying I should take the gun I also resisted it and woke up.
Only to sleep after a little thesame night and I saw a young man running away seriously from the police but I and my wife kept walking without fear.

Halopy:
The funniest thing here is that, the seat of these 17 lawmakers have been declared vacant according to the same constitution malami is claiming to be defending and under the said constitution, the only redress they could seek was going to court to challenge it which they have done as law abiding citizens, and the case is still pending.

Firstly, they committed contempt of court by declaring themselves valid lawmakers.

Secondly, they committed another illegality by inaugurating themselves without any Governor's proclamation.

Thirdly, they did the inauguration in a private room without the mace which is the symbol of authority.

So for the so called malami to be asking the police to protect these set of criminals is a clear indication that this administration is a supporter of illegality, they resort to brazen abuse of powers to get what they want to get. This is bad politics. One thing I know for sure is Edo people are not cowards, they will speak through the ballot.

You've spoken well and only sane minds will understand.
I just wish Obaseki will challenge this illegality immediately

yinkaadesegha:
Congratulations.... That is great deliverance. You wife might have been eating in the dream and lord in His infinite mercies purged those things out of her. Ask her to keep praying with Matthew 3.11. Asking God to baptize her with the holyghost and fire. Remain blessed.

Thank you

Good morning Mr Yinka.
Trust you're well rested.
Please I had a dream and it goes thus:
I saw my wife in the dream stooling in a plastic. The stool is so watery like urine and the colour looks like wine. There's a whitish discharge coming out from her body.

yinkaadesegha:
Ask the lord to break you out of every yoke you are.
Isaiah 10:27 And it shall come to pass in that day, that his burden shall be taken away from off thy shoulder, and his yoke from off thy neck, and the yoke shall be destroyed because of the anointing.

Pray with that Bible verse and against satanic bewitchment. Bless u.

Thank you sir

Good morning and happy new month to you sir.

Please help interprete
I had a dream last night wherein I saw a lot beautiful eggs that looked like they were freshly laid in a transparent bag and I was admiring them. However, there are few other eggs that were in a crate and when I carried it, I discovered one or two of them is broken and there's tied nylon containing the contents of eggs without the shell

ujionwu:
Addyzoa is very good. My S.A was 15million and my Doctor prescribed Addyzoa for me for 3months.After the first month, my sperm count rose to 26.5million. After the 3months, i did another S. A and my count rose to 102.4 million.

Wow

WTF

Good evening doctors in the house.
I did SFA in March and the result came out thus
7days abstinence
Volume: 4ml
Sperm count: 22x10
Mortility:
Non progressive: 20%
Progressive: 40%
Non motile: 40%
Morphology: 90% normal
10%abnormal
Please what drug can I use to boost my count and motility as I've come to know that my chances of impregnating my wife is very slim with this result.

Good morning Mr Yinka
I had this dream last night where I saw myself running out naked using my clothes to cover private region and people were looking and walking by. I got to a corner and wore my jeans.
Funny thing is that in the dream I didn't really feel ashamed in anyway rather I sort of see it like fun.
I woke up feeling a bid confused

DonXavi:
If you look at these news papers you'll find out that the same things that were happening then is what is still happening today. This country is just going round and round and round in a circle, no going foward. We can't keep doing the same thing all the time and expect a different result. Is it not better we go in peace to out separate ways so we can peacefully chart our course?

Honestly speaking you just said it the way it is and this is due to the fact that the same set of players with the exclusion of Ojukwu, Gowon and few others are still the major players. We keep recycling them with each staying in power for eight solid years.

Good morning once again.

I had this dream just this morning.
I saw an old man who's long dead in the dream with amputated leg taking herbs. I now told him that he's a very strong man o cos I use to remember when I do by buscapan and other pain relief combo for him (truly he usually sends me then).

Also in another setting I was eating garri and vegetable soup with my wife( in a family compound), she now mentioned something about poisoning. Then I playfully told they can do it o and I'm afraid of them (her family) she got angry and left the food. When I came out to look for her, I saw her younger sister and and another young lady in the compound looking like people who are newly married and pregnant (I was then saying in my mind that all these ladies that just got married will now become pregnant before my wife)
NB: my wife is yet to be pregnant.

Good morning sir

What does it mean to catch fish in the dream?
My wife dreamt where she and her siblings went to the stream to fetch water. There's a small swamp before the stream(shore of the stream). She told her siblings that people use to catch fish in that swamp and the siblings told her that their mum will be waiting for them but she insisted on catching fish (saying in her mind that since there's nothing at home, their mum won't be angry if they're able to catch fish). She was able to catch so many little ones that aren't eatable and one normal (medium size) fish with just her hand. She threw the smaller ones back into the stream and kept the normal one in her rubber and went further in search of more.

Good afternoon and happy sunday to you sir.

Sir I had this dream this afternoon, can't remember everything in details though.
I saw myself going out (looks like a date) with the VP's daughter (I married 3 months ago). We were in one of the luxury suites and I had no cash on me and was looking a bit embarred. The VP came downstairs and saw us together. The daughter asked him for money, then the VP asked one of his orderlies to give me (VP's) ATM card.
That's all I can remember.
I've at different occasions seen eminent personalities ranging from Obasanjo, ya'radua, Atiku etc

prinzedy:
Good afternoon sir
Pls what does it mean to be carrying puppies in the dream?

My wife dreamt when she saw alot of puppies and carried one of them like a baby.
She told her step mum to allow her go with the puppy since she's yet to have a baby. Her step sister also pleaded on her behalf. The step mum didn't give her approval neither did she disaoprove it but she was still carrying the puppy when she woke up. This is the second time in a month she's seeing puppies.

Has she given birth on real life before?

yinkaadesegha:
Has she given birth on real life before?

No sir

Good afternoon sir
Pls what does it mean to be carrying puppies in the dream?

My wife dreamt when she saw alot of puppies and carried one of them like a baby.
She told her step mum to allow her go with the puppy since she's yet to have a baby. Her step sister also pleaded on her behalf. The step mum didn't give her approval neither did she disaoprove it but she was still carrying the puppy when she woke up. This is the second time in a month she's seeing puppies.

yinkaadesegha:
That is the activity of spirit wife....if you don't divorce or kill the spirit wife you may not have a child or there may not be peace in your marriage. You need to call on God for intervention. Pray with Obadiah 1.17. Stay safe

Thanks and good morning to you sir.
Sir as at few minutes to 12am today, I had a dream that goes thus:

1. I saw myself and my wife in her village. When we got there, we met my mother inlaw in her small shade seem with some of my wife's siblings. She seems unhappy and moody. When I asked her what's her problem, she didn't say. Immediately my wife got angry and we went to stay under another separate shade. My father Inlaw now informed me that he's taking my wife to the other village and I should behind for them. I became worried how am I being a learner going to drive my dad's car all the way to Lagos and also about thieves/robbers.
During this time, my wife's cousin sister started complaining about my mother inlaw's attitude and ungratefulness.
In the process, my dad asked her if she's ever used an ATM and was disappointed (something in that line can't remember the exact words) and she said no. My dad asked me to ignore her and find something for my mother inlaw because it's wrong not to give her something. I replied my dad that I'll give her because I know what I'm supposed to do just that there's no cash on me at the moment.

2. In the same dream I found my self and my wife in a modern day duplex. Her friend was making her hair while I was glued to a nigerian movie.
In the movie, I saw a man sleeping with another man from behind and the one beneath was crying in agony. He was fed something like golden morn in his state. Later a red plastic like tiny snake passed something into the Man's mouth.

3. All of a sudden, while my wife was still making her hair in the same house, I saw myself open a cheque like booklet. On the left side of the booklet, I saw "you've been added to the marine kingdom"
I immediately showed it to my wife and asked her to pray for me and I will reply them that I'm not interested.
All of a sudden, I felt my neck bending and as someone was struggling my head with me and I was suffocating. My wife was holding my head, while I was struggling the head with her telling her to leave my head. I was shouting and trying to scream leave my head when I woke up.
All these happened in the same dream.

Nooil:
Have you or your wife ever been a party to an abortion before? If yes, you both need to plead for the mercy of God.

How did you arrive at this?

Good afternoon sir.
Trust you're staying safe.
Pls I had a dream where I saw wounds on my penis after making love to someone.
NB: I am married and awaiting fruit of the womb.
Cc: Yinka