Beeni, we are here. Visca barcelona.

This is creatively perfect! Nice one OP. 1,000,000 Likes.

Now this is really funny.

Wahalaboy:
Secondly I don't know who's responsible for moving posts to the front page but they've been really unfair to me. You can click my profile to read most of my write ups that never got pushed. And I assure you, I never copy from anyone else. Everything I post here was written by myself. f

Nor vex na, things are done in a certain way here. U cnt get every of ur topics pushed to the front page either written by you or not but to be on a safer side, after each post u can shout "lalasticlala" like 3times or even once. I can assure u of a front page appearance within the next thirty minutes of doing so.
But seriously, ure funny o
Lol.

Wahalaboy:
I'm sorry I'm a bit new here and I don't know how things are done here. But why is everyone talking about OP, I wrote this post and posted it na.

Laff iyaf kill me o. . . Bro OP still refers to you, it stands for Original Poster.
So either they say wahalaboy or OP, as long as it is related to this thread. They are still referring to you.
*continues laffin .....

brocab:
Interesting, but the truth about this is the bible only mentions four angels by name Gabrielle whose name means, {God is Mighty} and then we have Michael meaning {like God} and Raphael meaning {God Heals} and of course Lucifer who's name is {Light Bearer}
All angels have a part to play, but its these four angels mentioned by name, and they all carry the name of God.
{Revelation 12} And there was war in heaven Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back, and because of the dragons weakness they lost their place in heaven, the great dragon was hurled down to the earth with his angels.
And then I heard a loud voice in heaven saying" Now have come salvation, and the power of the kingdom of our God, and the authority of His Christ. does this mean God and Christ had given His authority to Michael and his angels, to overcome the dragon? Like Jesus gave His disciples the same authority to overcome the dragon the enemy of this world, who was cast to earth before Adam was made?
The accuser of our brothers who accuses then day and night have been hurled down, They overcome Him by the blood of the Lamb, {And who is the blood of the Lamb Jesus} and by the word of their testimony. Therefore rejoice, you heavens and you who dwell in them! But who to the earth and the sea, because the devil has gone down to you. Satan filled with fury because he knows he has a short time.
This of course took place before Adam was made. We find this in {Genesis 2:9} where God warns us about the two trees in the garden of Eden, the tree of life and the tree of knowledge of good and evil. And of course the serpent was in the garden.
Now later in {Luke 10:17} Jesus mention He saw Lucifer fall like lighting from Heaven.
And Jesus gave His disciples authority to over come the enemy and the dragon who was cast down from heaven. is this the same authority that was given to Michael and his angels to win the battle? Yes, because Jesus said in His name you would cast out devil's {Mark 16:17}
The archangel theory coming to earth as Jesus is so far fetched. I don't believe Michael became the Christ, I believe Jesus gave Michael and His angels strength to win the battle. The same strength he had given to His disciples when fighting against the demons and the principalities of this world. This same strength He has given to us, when we come against the demonic beings that was cast from heaven to this world.
Angels have a job to do, and Gabrielle was the Angel who gave the good news to the Virgin Mary, and it was angels who told the good news to the shepherds, and the archangel Michael is the guardian angel of Israel, Raphael had His part to do, as well as Lucifer. "I am Jesus" was before the world began.

Too many errors in ur post, first of all lucifer is not an angel neither is it the devil. Also no angel is referred to as "Raphael" in the bible same goes for uriel. What we have in the bible which is close to it is RAPHA [meaning “heal”]. Who refers to a son of Benjamin, called his fifth at 1 Chronicles 8:1, 2. His name is absent from the list of those who went into Egypt (Ge 46:21) and from the listing of Benjamin’s tribal families. (Nu 26:38-40) This may indicate that, regardless of where Rapha was born, he died soon with no descendants, or else they were absorbed into a different family.

For Lucifer It is, however, merely the translation of the Hebrew word heh·lelʹ, “shining one.” Heh·lelʹ is not a name or a title but, rather, a term describing the boastful position taken by Babylon’s dynasty of kings of the line of Nebuchadnezzar.) (Isa 14:4-21) Since Babylon was a tool of Satan, its “king” reflected Satan’s own ambitious desire. Again, Jehovah came to the salvation of his people by restoring them to their land, until the real Seed of promise should come.—Ezr 1:1-6.

My bro the war u referred to at rev 12 didnt occur before Adam and Eve were made, it was after Jesus christ returned to heaven after the sucessful completion of his mission here on earth. Thats a topic for another day cos m sure u wud counter it.

Before I go further I want to ask u this question only after ur answer will i know what to say - do u agree that as the bible puts it; Michael is the Leader of all the millions of angels in heaven?

solite3:
ol these explanations are not needed.read ur bible (KJV) JESUS is LORD

LOL, Of course He is.
Ure so funny. . . "read ur bible" as if all i said was cited from a chemistry textbook. Lol.

brocab:
God created Himself didn't He? Or are you also into the big bang theory? I am only trying to draw you JW's in on this subject, and I guess it worked?
No-where in the bible did it say God had given Michael His authority to become Jesus. Was it written in the Watchtower magazines?
So I was hoping someone belonging to your organization could shed a little light on this subject, because you JW's think otherwise, about God's creation, and you can't seem to understand what the bible is really about.
So if one of you could explain to us why you believe an archangel was sent to earth in spirit and was given a new identity to be born as a man "Jesus" Then at least you could give us more information on this subject. Because every time I have spoken out about God and Jesus, it's always a JW who had denied the truth about them both. So if you are trying to convince us to believe you, then its best to tell us, why" why do you all believe your teachings are right' while the God in the bible is wrong' at least one of you could explain why' you believe it

The spirit creature called Michael is not mentioned often in the Bible. However, when he is referred to, he is in action. In the book of Daniel, Michael is battling with wicked angels, in the letter of Jude, he is disputing with Satan, and in revelation, he is waging war with the Devil and his demons. By defending Jehovah's rulership and fighting God's enemies, Michael lives up to the meaning of his name - "who is like God?" But who is Michael?
At times, individuals are known by more than one name. For example, Jacob is also known as Israel, and the apostle Peter, as simon. (gen 49:1,2 ; Mathew 10:2) Likewise, the Bible indicates that Michael is another name for Jesus Christ, before and after his life on earth. Let us see scriptural reasons for drawing that conclusion.
Archangel. God's word refers to Michael "the archangel". (jude 9) this term means "chief angel". Notice that Michael is called the archangel. This suggest that there is only one such angel. Infact, the term "archangel" occurs in the Bible only in the singular, never in the plural. Moreover, Jesus is linked with the office of archangel. Regarding the resurrected Lord Jesus Christ, 1Thessalonians 4:16 states: "The Lord himself will descend from heaven with a commanding call, with an archangel's voice." Thus the voice of Jesus is described as being that of an archangel. This scripture therefore suggest that Jesus himself is the archangel Michael.

Army Leader. The Bible states that "Michael and HIS angels battled with the dragon. . . . and its angels." (rev 12:7) Thus, Michael is the Leader of an army of faithful angels. Revelation also describes Jesus as the leader of an army of faithful angels. (rev 19:14-16) and the apostle Paul specifically mentions "the Lord Jesus" and "his powerful angels" (2thess 1:7;matt 16:27; 24:31; 1peter 3:22) so the Bible speaks of both Michael and his angels and Jesus and his angels (matt 13:41) since God's word nowhere indicates that there are two armies of faithful angels in heaven-one headed by michael and one headed by Jesus-it is reasonable to conclude that Michael is none other than Jesus Christ in his new heavenly role.
Let me know if u still need more explanations. Thanks.

engrshakespeare:


Your looking for logic and what makes sense, Christ rose from the dead, have u seen anyone else who did? So that doesn't make sense. Do u believe the resurrection then?

Na he wasn't looking for logic, he was only asking u to explain better what u said. Logically it doesn't make sense, how can He be the son of God and yet be thesame God that he is son of? How can He pray to himself? Why is he sitting on two thrones in heaven according to the revelation given to John. Ur points to prove Jesus is God just doesn't add up which nullifies the whole concept.
We might not have seen any one else who rose from the dead, but trust me not only Jesus did.
Lazarus did, d widow's child did, the officer's daughter did,an apostle ressurected a boy that fell from the window too, before Jesus' there were nine resurrections recorded in the Bible so why then won't I as a JW belive in ressurection which is my only hope of everlasting life on a paradise earth?

gasgenius:
(1) In Zechariah 12:10, Jehovah speaks of the future return of Christ and says, ". . . They shall look upon me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourne for him, as one mourneth for his only son . . . ." This is spoken again in Revelation 1:7, which is clearly a reference to Christ Himself, but in Zechariah 12:10 GOD said, ". . . They shall look upon me whom they have pierced . . . ." The One that they pierced was Jesus Christ! So, in Zechariah 12:10, God is saying that He is Jesus Christ.
(2) In John 1:1, John 1:14, 1 John 1:1, and in 1 John 5:7, Jesus is called "the Word," and John 1:1 says that "the Word was God."
(3) Thomas referred to Jesus as "My Lord and my God" in John 20:28, and Jesus did not see the need to correct him.
(4) Isaiah 7:14 gives us the prophecy of the Virgin Birth of Christ and states that His name would be "Immanuel." Matthew 1:23 tells us that this word means "God with us."
(5) In Isaiah 9:6, Jesus is called "Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace." The Bible certainly would not say this about anyone less than God.
(6) In John 10:30, Jesus says, "I and my Father are one." Jesus is not a lesser god; He is ONE with the Father.
(7) Micah 5:2 tells us that Jesus is "from everlasting."
( In John 8:58, Jesus tells the Pharisees, "Before Abraham was, I am."
He claimed to be the "I AM" of Exodus 3:14, which is God Almighty.
(9) Jesus allowed others to worship Him (John 9:38; Matt. 14:33; and Luke 24:52), which was forbidden, unless He was God (Rev. 22:9).
(10) Jesus forgave sins (Mark 2:5), which only God can do (Mark 2:7).
(11) The Lord Jesus Christ is omnipresent (Matt. 18:20; 28:20; II Cor. 13:14; I John 5:7). We know He is God because He is capable of being everywhere at once.
(12) Jesus is omniscient (Mark 11:2-6; Matt. 12:40). He is God because He knows all things.
(13) The Lord Jesus is also omnipotent (Rev. 19:6; Matt. 28:18). He has all power.
(14) According to John 1, 1 John 1, Colossians 1, and Hebrews 1, Jesus Christ is the Creator of Genesis 1!
(15) Jesus never sinned! Romans 3:23 says that ALL HAVE SINNED and come short of the glory of God, but Jesus did not sin (2 Cor. 5:21; 1 Peter 3:18). So Jesus had to be God.

I'm so glad you're well vast with the scriptures, I really do appreciate ur well spent time to carefully and deligently produce those above cited scriptural verses. So in that light I would love you to enlighten me on what you undersatnd from the following scenarios cited also from the scriptures.
1. According to the last temptation of Jesus christ the devil told Jesus to fall down and worship him, you really think the devil would have said that to God his creator if Jesus was rily God? (Matt 4:9)

2. If Jesus was really God, who was He praying to on the night he was to be killed? Himself? Or was He Soliloquising? (Luke 22:41,42)

3. If Jesus was truly God, whose voice did John the baptiser and others hear saying "This is my beloved son in whom I am well pleased" as the holy spirit descended on Jesus in form of a dove? ( Matt 3:17)

4. If Jesus was really God, to whom did He commit his spirit as he gave up his breath on the torture stake? (Matt 27:46)

5. If Jesus was truly God, which father was he reffering to that only Him knew the day and hour which the son of man will return? Cos from that same verse Jesus as the Son claims not to know the hour, so who was He talking about? (Matt 24:36)

Answer Asap. Thanks.

andyanders:


This is a capital lie. You guys sell the products and you drink alcohol like mineral. Fvck more than any other religion. You guys love to wanna want people to read your magazine, but you dear not wanna read other churches that give out their magazines to you.

You guys hate people who do not practice your doctrine but can fvck hell out of them.

I have been to your place of worship and noticed that you do not wanna pray when people ask you to pray before you discuss your religion with them.

You people ONLY believe that ONLY you guys worship the living God.

Op, just find seat and sit down.

You are wrong, we dnt claim that only us worship the true God but what the Bible which is the holy scriptures show is that only JW worship God the right way He approves. We may claim that we have the true religion that only because the Bible supports that fact. One thing u shud know is that we would never do or doctrinate anything that is not scripturally supported. You are so wrong about ur accusations about alcohol, not reading other religion publications ( tell me, if we dnt how come we know so much about them? We dnt indulge in the habit of reading them cos most of its teachings are not supported scripturally).
Thanks.

DebbyChris:
Do you believe he died for ur sins? do u believe in heaven and hell fire? do u believe jesus is the only way to heaven? do u have the holy spirit in u? are u born again?

This is what happens when u listen to too much rumours, what christian wouldn't belive christ died for his or her sins? Ofcourse as a Jehovah's witness I belive Jesus christ died as a ransom sacrifice to deliver me from sin and death (eph 1:7). I also believe Jesus is the only truth, life and way with which as a christian I can get to the father Jehovah (john 14:6). The holy spirit is not mine to keep its God's. But trust me, when I ask of him he bestows it upon me (luke 11:13) U only need to understand how it works,
I am not born again, cos only those that are to be in heaven are required to be born again. U won't understand this cos they are deep truths of the scriptures. I belive in hell which is where everyone who dies in this present system of things will go, but not in hell fire as the scripture does not support such babarious notion, for crying out loud Jehovah our God is Love if He didn't send adam and eve to burn in a fiery furnace how much more innocent individuals that got their imperfections from them? Ofcos I belive in heaven I just don't share the same idea about it as you.

Kennitrust:
if u don't sale your magazine, why then do they always demand for a "stipend" to be make for each magazine required?

Its called volountary donation, its not an imposed fee. If they were for sale u won't get any of the mag without paying. But most times when you are offered the magazine u can keep it even without giving any money so that makes it a volountary donation its not by force. Its just to support the worldwide work of the printing of those magazines around the globe.

Holuwakemmy16:
I heard that guys do sleep with their ladies whenever they go to their house to preach,I even v one street brother that said that he has done it once,is it 2ru?

Lol, All Lies my Dear,All Lies.
Just some of the lies being told to tarnish their Image.
They go out to preach in pairs, so how does that happen? And most times its always a brother and a sister. A witness sister will rather die than doing such.

major466:
Unfortunately Jehovah's witness's core doctrine contradicts the doctrines of the bible.

Hmmm Dear, can u list some of their doctrines that contradicts the doctrines of the Bible?

Haute:
"Sweetheart, I love you"
"Honey, I've missed you so much"
"Promise you'll never leave us again"
"I promise..."
"I love you, sweetie"
"I love you more, my angel"
"No, I love you more"
"No, no, no, I love you more"
"I say I love you more!!!"
"Why are you raising your voice at me, I love you more jor!!!"
"You this stubborn woman!"
"You this obstinate waka-waka Israelite!"
*dirty slap*
*counter-attack*
*dirtier slap*
*wrestling match*
Two days later...Nairaland frontpage again.
Hehe...I wish them the very best in their marriage.

Now this is crazy. Lol

Wow, truly beauty doesn't really count when it comes to a man loving a woman. I wouldn't av imagined anything coming up between this couple to the extent that the husband wud leave her and d kids despite how beautiful she is!
Well am glad they are cool again. This is just to prove that your beauty as a lady can get you any Man but doesn't guarantee you keeping any Man.

SuperModz:
Thanks! this is d best so far

My own nko?

decollex:
Let see her Pix, am Sure she is not pretty if not dis question wud never arise. #HardTruth

LOL, there are different humans on NL.
So u mean. If the lady in question was very preety, OP wud av succumbed and never wud we av heard about it right?

stubbornman:
@Op be a man just sit her down then stand up and walk away
..she sef go tire for you

This got me cracking up real hard.



OP there is no way you're gona tell her and she wudnt get hurt. Except she never really loved u for real. But telling her puts u both on a safe side than remaining silent or trying to play her.



Prinzfavian.

Oh Dear, I thought Love ( same one u profess to have for her deeply) cover all things. So because she is loosing her curves now ure also loosing interest in marrying her. That says exactly how deep ur love is for her, do u know if her body shape is hereditary? Which means there is nothing she can do about it. And why focus more on her outward looks when uve a whole lot more to gain by focusing on who she is. Just yesterday 80% ladies NL said they would rather settle down with a ballon-like pot-bellied guy with 900million usd over a 900 usd with 6-packs guy. So what's ur point, abeg ur just being covetous and greedy. So, u wnt to leave her now that uve deflowered ba? Is nur fair o.

Someone should pls summarise what op posted, the post is too long.

rottennaija:
They should tried stitching the hand back now

Like seriously?

rottennaija:
They should tried stitching the hand back now

Like seriously?

armadeo:


Last I checked I am entitled to my opinion and it doesn't have to be in line with yours. You think its cool am okay with that, I think it's wack, What's your problem with that?

I think you are right about that, I'm sorry for calling you wack. Thought you were just hating unnecessarily

armadeo:


I tell you. Wack job.


For those dudes asking which one I have done...

Here's the thing if you don't like something you don't like it wether or not you can do it. The fact that I don't do make up doesnt mean I cant tell when i see a wack job.

Comprende

All you have just typed shows how WACK you really are. Mtchewwww!
Nice one jare @d make up artist.

OP are U by any chance related to Tosyne2much? Is that list not supposed to be more than just '10'?

MelodiousCity:

weiten beautiful for there na, world people self.
pray she is found.

Lol.

Most people that bleaches has a problem of low self esteem. They feel they just have to do it to blend with people, or that (especially the darker ones) its the only way they can attract men. But what they don't seem to understand is that not all that glitters is gold. I've got many fair complexioned friends. Most of them SOMETIMES wish they were dark, at least it will save them the overly expensive cost of maintaining their fancy skin. Bleaching is not on anyway a good thing in fact it has never been. Its permanent adverse effect far outweighs the short-term pleasure, attention, fake life, fake friends, I doubt if it even has any good benefit with what I'm seeing up there.




Prinzfavian.

olajorn:
Lalasticlala please front page...this have been on my mind for long

But i tot u said it started some days ago?

olajorn:
Lalasticlala please front page...this have been on my mind for long

But i tot u said it started some days ago?

Hmmmm.

AnakinSkywalker:
Whether True or Not it must be stated clearly without mincing words and without trying to be politically correct that:


1. IF THIS IS EVER TRIED OR ATTEMPTED IT WILL BE MET WITH TOTAL REJECTION AND ABSOLUTE RESISTANCE. FINALLY, THIS COUNTRY WILL SPLIT INTO ITS FRAGMENTS. ANY SUCH ATTEMPT AND THIS COUNTRY WILL SPLIT WHETHER PEACEFULLY OR OTHERWISE.

2. LET NO MAN TRY TO SHOVE RELIGION DOWN THE THROAT OF ANY MAN. WE WERE BORN WITHOUT RELIGION. WE WERE TAUGHT IT AND TOLD STORIES WHICH DEPEND LARGELY ON WHICH REGION OF THE WORLD AND UNDER WHICH PARENTS WE WERE BORN AND RAISED.

What is Dharma?

Ma arrange my chair put for here...i no sey dust go don full am before april 2, buh ah no mind I go clean am.
As usual Barca all d way.


Prinzfavian.