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ugwum007:
launching data bundle everyday while a snail travelling from my kitchen to a nearby bush will get dia on timeb4 u can open one web page with airtel network

you are very correct. Airtel service is sooooo terrible I wonder why pple still patronise them. After subscribing for their 2gb bundle, I couldn't use it for a damn thing. Confirm their network is ok in ur area b4 u subscribe if not you'll be sooooo frustrated

Demdem: Thanks for the request, not interested. Next.



ffuck the Northerners. Do u think "i give a damn" about them. Dont go tribal on this thread man, am not for such ok. i know u are noted for such

demdem pls continue wat u do best. I always look forward to ur comments. Free of bias, sentiments and tribalism. You call a spade a spade. For goodness sake even animals know everything s wrng with this country. So many people are living in denial, u are not, I am not. Our major problem is GEJ. History will tell, our kids and their kids will always relate this era as the worst in d history of nigeria. Even worse than d period of d civil war. Never compromise demdem, dnt relent in ur constructive and objective criticism of this sham called a govt. Even if you have to insult them pls by all means insult the fools. Anuofias. d

Snake fish peper soup ooo. I dey head egypt this nite make I buy dey snake come bak tomorow. If u r interested in snake meat peper soup or barbequed snake head contact me

Vogue50: u sound as if u have the answers to all our enormous problems in this country. That will be lovely if u can give cogent views that will Propagate government's effort but if u can't, kindly keep quiet and stop blabbering! ! The Government has taken giant strides already in the agric ,transport, aviation,health and most especially in the oil sector. If the legislatures pass the PIB into law; that should be a remarkable achievement .it will eliminate corruption, retard!ng economy and inflation, on the other-hand grow our economy,enhance job creation,and reduce the rate of poverty. This is a democratic government ! Bills are been passed into act by the national assembly before its execution by the executive arm of government. U made this frivolous comment " the poorest and most uneducated will do better than Jonathan if given the enormous resources and goodwill " .Common sense should tell u that security , social amenities and infrastructure ,health etc are also enormous challenges which u or your so- called " poorest and uneducated Nigerian" wont comprehend if given the opportunity to be the president of this country. U also talked about "good will". How can bokoharam insurgence, corruption,and more especially people like u on social media - distorting facts to enable un-informed Nigerians like u believe on falsehood ! - that have been plotting his downfall be an exhibition of " GOODWILL" ?

u belong in a zoo. You sound like a baboon. Stupidity at its peak

Beaf: I am surprised that there are actually people being id!ots over this news.
The Aig Imokhuede committee has turned up more names than Farouks, it has also increased the amount we were defrauded by.

Certain attitudes are not normal.
Sometimes, you have to ask if certain folk are unredeemably foolish or if their motives are evil.

Abeg gimme Fresh Air, jare!

hw foolish can u be. Even if u were born today. I will not even bother pointing out your stupidity. Ahh its so obvious u are daft and so so senseless

Beaf: I am surprised that there are actually people being id!ots over this news.
The Aig Imokhuede committee has turned up more names than Farouks, it has also increased the amount we were defrauded by.

Certain attitudes are not normal.
Sometimes, you have to ask if certain folk are unredeemably foolish or if their motives are evil.

Abeg gimme Fresh Air, jare!

lap top no 1. I hail ooo

The time will come (and very soon)when this country will b free of our corrupt govt. The should keep pushing us but I can say we have reached our elastic limit. We will react very soon, their will b no going bak. The biggest fool (GEJ) and all his croonies in govt (both past and present) will have to answer for their crimes against humanity. Ahh the time is coming. They will all be held accountable. We are in a failed state and soon the centre will not hold.

All GEJ supporters carry on. We all wil b held accountable (not in heaven) but here in nig. the

probably: tell them ooo. Just like a lion born and starts eating grass. Its not just possible for a lion to eat grass. If u train a lion to eat grass is it rite? A man was created witH a penis to use on a vagina and only a vagina ooo.

moderator which one be joystick and womanliness? Which kin editing be this? m

edicolove: The biggest lie the gay community try to sell is that they didn't choose to be gay. They just found themselves that way. How can you claim you just found yourself that way? You were born with a joystick. How can you say it is natural to use your joystick on another joystick or on a shyte hole? You can tell yourself a lie all you want, it won't make it truth. If the whole world start practising homosexuality, human race would have been extinct by now and families would not exist.

tell them ooo. Just like a lion born and starts eating grass. Its not just possible for a lion to eat grass. If u train a lion to eat grass is it rite? A man was created witH a penis to use on a vagina and only a vagina ooo.

Its very ok to ask a guy out instead of dying in silence. But, if the lady isn't wat I want I no go gree ooo. I had a friend, much older than me (abt 10 yrs), she asked me out and we started dating. After a while she come tell me say she isn't getting yunger and she wants a child frm me. Usain Bolt would have been proud of me. I run no look back oooo

oddy4real: Farouk Lawan demended for a bribe and some idiots are still mentioning GEJ'S name. na wa o

GEJ hand is all over this ploy. GEJ is the most corrupt leader on the face of earth. All this are mere distractions. Yes Farouk messed up completely and should be dealt with, but If u feel GEJ isn't corrupt, then u are d biggest fool on earth.

Nkem or frosty pls one of u should talk abt hulk hogans achievements. I believe he is d longest lasting heavy weight champion (I'm not certain ooo) pls fill us in on his career

nkem Kalu: Let me give u a tip of RANDAL KEITH (POPULARLY KNOWN AS RANDY ORTON) -THE APEX PREDATOR...THE VIPER....MAST OF RKO. One of the most feared and reverred member of the WWE. This guy was born on 1st April 1980 making him to be only 32years this year. He became the youngest WWE superstar to hold the World heavy weight title at the age of 24. His grand father, Father and Uncle were wrestlers and he is the 3rd generation of wrestlers to come out of that family. His grand father is popularly known as 'COWBOY BOB ORTON and his UNCLE is BArry Orton....he was born in 1958. As far back as 2006, Randy Orton was very friendly with EDGE and they formed a group called RATED-RKO and they used it to terrorise their perceived enemies and opponents and ofcourse they were the bad boys of WWE then. Two of them won the WWE TAG team championship in 2006. In 2007 RANDY won 2 WWE titles in one night in two separate fights. He fell apart with EDGE and went ahead to join forces with CODY RHODES and TED Dibiasse to form the Legacy group. They were simply hated by the WWE UNIVERSE as they were nothing but brutes. They were the bad boys of WWE then. They were even attacking Hall of famers and bigger super stars. RANDY ORTON -THE VIPER has won a total of 11 (eleven) WWE championship titles. 3 times as WWE world heavyweight champion, Six times WWE champion (the most coverted), intercontinental title (One time) and WWE Tag team championship with EDGE one time. He is also the winner of 2009 Royal rumble. He is married to SAMANTHA SPENO in 2007 After abusing and harrassing many DIVAS in WWE. He is tough, strong but DEADLY......and above all...he is my guy too.

pls give me detailed gist of hk hogan. He happens 2 b my favourite. I want 2 believe he s the longest lasting champion (I'm not sure) but pls fill in d blanks

nkem Kalu: My friend....U should know the difference between WWE Title, World heavy weight Title Inter-continental title, and All American American Title. U are calculating the number of titles Ricflair won? Do u know how many times JOHN CENA has won the world heavy weight title? Do u know how many times he has won the Inter-continental title. I mean u are not competent enough to challenge me in WWE. JOHN CENA has won the most coverted title of WWE 10 times and that is the record no body has equalled....this is excluding other titles he had won and when u add them together with other titles he has won, then u will go and bring that ur Rickflair whom Shawn Michaels sent on compulsory retirement and compare. Anyway, u have said u are not a fan and so this forum is not for U. BYE BYE and that means u don't know the facts.

clic ignore. Mr frost bounce. Why r u beefin nkem? Leave us to enjoy our thread in peace I beg. Shei u said u aren't a fan? Pls nkem ignore frosty and give us more stats

Frostyzone: Lol, I thought I was
the only one that thought so.

we like it like that. e

Eddy2010: one problem with 9jans is they dnt read and undastand instructions. The thread instructions says its for WWE FANS. so if you arent a fan, why stressing ur fingers typing in this thread plz for crying out loud?

pls ignore d ignorant fellow. My dad wey b prof still dey enjoy WWE. There s nothing better than wrestling. Nothing

nkem Kalu: Hahahahaha.........I dey laugh. Wrestlemania 28...the end of an Era and also the epic match tagged "ONCE IN A LIFE TIME". Anyway, first and foremost, those who think Football is sweeter and more entertaining than wrestling have a right to their choice but one thing is clear that A child who has not tasted bread and says he doesn't like bread is even denying himself the opportunity of coming to like bread. I am referring to those who don't even watch wrestling talk less of coming to like it. For now wretlemania is gone but we are expecting Over the limit in the next couple of days...where injured JOHN CENA the undisputed face of WWE will face MR. EXCITEMENT JOHN LAURENAITES......the Executive Vice President, Talent relations of WWE. Don't forget CENA is likely to face him with his broken arm by BROOK LESNAR (THE PAIN MACHINE) whom the DEVIL LAURENAITES brought to upset JOHN CENA and become the new face of WWE (HE FAILED IN EXTREME RULE AS CENA DEFEATED HIM WITH AN INJURED HAND). DON'T FORGET THAT THIS SAME BRROK LESNAR ALSO BROKE TRIPPLE H'S LEFT ARM AND HAS SINCE RESIGNED FROM WWE AFTER HIS ATROCITIES. THE QUESTION NOW ON EVERY WWE UNIVERSE FAN IS WHETHER JOHN LAURENAITES CAN DEFEAT AN INJURED JOHN CENA IN OVER THE LIMIT THIS MAY 29TH?............HAHAHAHA.....MY SIMPLE ANSWER IS NO WAY...NOT THE LEAST IN A FREE AND FAIR CONTEST DEVOID OF ANY OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE. BUT THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT JOHN LAURENAITES IS LIKELY TO HAVE OTHER PEOPLE INTERFER IN THE MATCH LIKE LORD TENSAI ETC. BUT ON ANY GOOD DAY CENA WILL BEAT JOHN LAURENAITES TO STUPOR EVEN WITH ONE HAND TIED ON THE TREE.....HAHHAHAHAHA. BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN NAIRALAND.........WWE IS VERY SWEET AND REAL....JUST TRY TO FOLLOW IT AND U WILL DISCOVER THE SECRET OF ENTERTAINMENT. BEFORE I CONCLUDE THE ROCK GAVE CENA A GOOD FIGHT AND CENA ALSO GAVE A GOOD ACCOUNT OF HIMSELF IN WRESTLEMANIA 28. BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE ROCK WON. ROCK UNDOUBTEDLY IS A TRUE AND STRONG CHAMPION.......HE ONCE BEAT HULK HOGAN, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTINE AND SOME OTHER BIG NAMES IN WRESTLEMANIA. HIS REAL NAME IS DWAYNE JOHNSON...THE SON OF THE FAMOUS ROCKY JOHNSON OF EIGHTIES AND NINETY'S WHOSE GRAND FATHER ALSO WAS A WRESTLER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.......IF U ARE A WRESTLING FAN....COMMON LET'S TALK AND I WILL GIVE U THE LATEST GIST

. Pls give me detailed gist of "end of an era" match. I missed wrestlemania 28

Hw can I get abu dabi sports 6 or mitv. I'm tired of watching WWE on dstv 3 weeks after

begwong: 3wks delay on DSTV Then the FTA/MyTv channels are better.Theirs is like a week delay.

pls where can one get this. I really do enjoy my wrestling. I even follow them on twitter. On twitter u get d news as its happening

doejohn: Yes wrestling is childish and yes it is acting, that is why they changed their name from World Wrestling Federation to world Wrestling Entertainment. but lilkech, do u realise they make million from the games? so why are you beefing? the thread was created for fans, u should have allowed us the children to discuss it, while you the adult move over to your football and soccer thread and display your maturity there. shaking my head with a very long mscheeeeeeeeeeew

my bro well said. Pls apart frm ch 144 on dstv where else can one watch WWE. I'm really enjoying WWE.

HNosegbe: Oh!!! Just take a look at those names. Ezeife the second republic politician, Nwodo the former PDP chairman, Alaibe the former governorship aspirant. Baraje, Secondus... Its apparent Oga Jona is about to "compensate" some party boys for their "loyal, selfless and dedicated service".

Where are those people who "voted for Jonathan but not PDP"? Where una dey o

we dey hear ooo. I'm not ahamed to admit it. I'm part of nigerias problem, I voted GEJ. Just take a look at d list? A bunch of bandits. What have we done? I've learnt my lesson.

uncleb: @ Arysexy
What a senseless, absurd, annoying and unintelligent thing to say?

Anyway, I have always said that the only problem we have in Nigeria is our sentiment and tribalistic way of life. Nothing is wrong as long as its ur town's man that is involved.

I wonder if some people have anything called brain in their head, or else how could a reasonable human being compare subsidy under Obj which was 200 to 300 billions to roughly 2 trillion in GEJ first year and someone will be saying nonsense here cos of tribal affiliation.

Am not absolving ObJ and am not saying he is not corrupt, bt do you know the pains that the hike in price of petrol has brought to many Nigerian.

I plead with you and anyother person who have same brain and reason like you to learn to keep their mouth shut whenever a sensitive issue is being discussed otherwise we will invoke the wrath of God upon you as we are doing for those plundering our nation.

Finally, to all sensible guys out there, let's stand for the good of this nation. Let's put our religion and tribal affiliation or differencies aside, wrong is wrong and right is right irrespective of who is involved.

I love u. Well said

Whether we all agree or like it, by the time d shit hits d fan, everyone will b covered in muck. We must rid ourselves of all this demonic corrupt leaders. Enuf is enuf

I weep for my country nigeria. This s a govt filled wit demons. Ahhhh. To think I'm part of the problem (I voted for GEJ). This will stop. This has to stop. Wen the protests starts, wherever it excalates to we shall follow. Everyone should prepare themselves by any and every means possible

pd piper pippen: Yea, just to show nigerians say boko haram bomb nay knock out compared to iraqi them bomb.

yeeee. Some pple no go wound me wit laf

Good luck Dbanj, good luck Don jazzy. The world is big enuf for u 2. Just go sing and make money.

Ps: bluetooth chill small u are really making me laf wit ur strokes. Ahhhhhh

God pls help us, pls help us reclaim this country if not for ourselves but for our children. We shouldn't allow this happen. I am part of nigerias problem, I voted for GEJ. Ahhhhhhhh. Pls God hear our cries IJN

Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol

nice, really really nice

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]What's with the dumb threads all over the place this evening? It's quintessentially annoying if after a stressful day, one logs on to find bullshit domineering posts! What does the winner go home with? And why for fcck's sake can't some things remain private? [/color]

i just cant get it. so so dumb

kholis: The only difference between PDP and ACN is just because the former rules the country. ACN is just another criminal party.

you mean ACN is "Another Criminal in Naija". Lol

metaldude: *Falls from 30 storey building* Damn!Guy,u r too wicked!Wetin Tinubu do you now?

bros no mind d man and in supporters. Hopefully one day them go see d light. I doubt it sha

chccho: celebration of a political THUG,som1 who has robbed lagosians of
Their bith rites,and squanders it flamboyantly in ur faces.its so
Amazing hw lagosians still praise d main source of d rott in lagos state.
hw many of u celebratin dis godfather crook ve benefited anytin other than
High level of unemployment,no Rds, no electricity,poor education,poverty.
Hw many lagosians can afford a nite @ his prestigious oriental hotel? To
Even make matters worse he put d toll gate rite beside d hotel,so he can
Watch u mugu,s/maga,s pay him his toll while he watches 4rm his penthouse
Suite..to all of u hailing,praising,n celebratn with this Iconic thug @ 60
Rememba ur generations to come n tink bout dis,by d time u dis rogue takes
Almost half of everytin dt belongs 2lagos n probably d SW,wat will be left
For ur children 2eat,hw will dey live,wat skools will dey attend,wuld dey
Ve access 2a quality standard of livn?

I agree with u completely. We really have a lot of brainless people in Lagos. Hw can u celebrate a low life thug and thief? And so many pple on this thread are celebrating him. Big fools