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topas100:
Cabbage is the best veggie for jollof rice

I know people spice it up with things like carrots and greens and even sweetcorn but not cabbage. You sure?

My smoky party rice remix. Who wan scrub pot for munwa?

From what I've heard nutmeg's a must for mai mai and chin chin.

Officialgarri:
I know some good cooks and food lovers :

Nina4uuu eyinjuege ewa26 Ayyoshert Jagugu88li iomoge2 beckytunde erums cowcandy vinegurl supersuave bukitt ojugunrege probz missope sdkalu

And I'm pretty sure there are uncountable more whose monickers I'm not opportuned to mention. Just bear with me please

I hear laudate owns a restaurant in Lekki.

igbodefender:
The Lucumi are Igbo. They are a section of Igbo aborigines of Ile Ife. That is why after they were dislogded from Ile Ife, they came and took refuge among their kin, the Igbo in Aniocha, deep in Igbo Land. The Anioma are the indigenuous Lucumi people.

Chimo.

There's a lot more Yoruba people in the UK. The Yoruba/Igbo ratio in London's no less than 2:1.

Tequilah:
Rule 1 of the posting rules states clearly 'Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.' You are merely seeking for another excuse to repost further insults by inventing your own definition of rule 1. It seems you forgot I told you to get off my mentions.

Attn mods: This is another breach of Rule 2 by this character named Shroud.

If you want him to stop talking to you, stop talking to him.

The perverted hebephrenic's got about a month of partial sanity left before he's eating out of dustbins and getting chased around by kids.

The presence of schizophrenia and mental retardation in the same patient isn't an uncommon co-occurrence. He's in a permanent state of regression.

Not to mention sexually perverted. I hear hebephrenic schizophrenics in particular tend to have sexual delusions and perversions during the onset of the disease as well as a variable degree of disorientation and inaccurate perception of external impressions. He probably mistaked his sister for Virgin Mary.

Let's just agree that oyibo's Igbo and oyinbo's Yoruba. No one had to copy either one from the other.

A very peculiar case of late-onset hebephrenia. Insidious progression as is the norm. He'll eventually become florid and end up even more of an incoherent caricature of childish silliness than he already is.

TheUmbra:
I'm not here to diss you, I'm here to give a medical/psycho-analytical report on your behaviour on this forum so far. So we may title this official reports as:

LAUDATE MEDICAL FACT SHEET:

LAUDATE is a male patient with the following medical diagnosis:

ASPERGER'S SYNDROME: The said patient has serious trouble with his communicative skills with a sustained ineptitude in social interaction.


PSYCHOSIS: The said patient has been observed and confirmed with mental dysfunction that rendered him incapable of shame. Also having cognitive impairments regarding sound judgement.

TARDIVE DYSKINESIA: Affecting said patient with a visible impulse of repetition. Under gruesome pressure from Dr Shroud, our patient was consistently repeating the same post over and over again.


COGNITIVE REDUNDANCY: The patient has impaired cognitive vibrancy with inability to respond appropriately to intellectual stimulus or provocations from Dr Shroud.


COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: The patient has exhibited sustained signs of hypocrisy; with inconsistency in what he portrays and what he does.


OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: The patient, Mr Laudate displayed sustained suicidal tendencies of continuous reply to Dr Shroud's gruesome tests despite suffering severe shellacking.


MAN-CHILD SYNDROME: Though Mr Laudate gave his age as 45, tests conducted with specimen from his bone and saliva put his age somewhere between mid to late 50. The tests were necessitated by the disparities between the patients outlook and intellectual expectations. Under severe pressure from our in-house NeuroTherapist, Dr Shroud, the patient yielded by exhibiting emotional immaturity asymmetrical to his age.


In conclusion, we are compelled to inform the public that the patient is very likely to rewrite this factsheet to smear and blackmail the team of doctors that have been working exceptionally hard at treating his numerous neuro-cognitive disorders. The public is by this publication advised to approach Mr Laudate with extreme caution or avoid him all together.

Signed:

TheUmbra
Lead NeuroTherapist

Add me to the signature list. And you missed off mild hebephrenic schizophrenia - a certain degree of incoherence in and disconnect between cognition and behaviour is plainly evident in the case of said patient. Inappropriate display of emotion and excessive use of smilies is probably the outward manifestation of bizarre grimacing and mirthless laughter behind the computer screen. He's one step away from roaming Aba market.

banmee:
No one is driving you away from the thread. In contrast, we are trying to drive some sense into you. Your online countenance is shameful and appalling to say the least. And just say you are in your BUKA because their is no phucking way you have a restaurant talk less of churning out palatable delicacies for consumption.

I think you're spending a little more time on that troll than you need to. He's obviously taking the piss.

khonos:
Do I resemble a Nigerian at all? In any way?

You look quite Igbo.

To answer your question you definitely don't look Yoruba.

khonos:
How do I look more mixed race?
The only difference is my hair haha

And lighter skinned. Redbone's right.

I think you're wasting more time than necessary on that troll nwa Nkwerre

What's your question exactly?

ewa26:
why must ibo women always put d crayfish and vegetable and what type of vegetable will they be putting

Not all Igbo women add crayfish or veggies. You just wouldn't see Yoruba people doing that.

[quote author=laudate post=57939179][/quote]How can I be picturing myself behind the screen, hm?

Shroud:
your father is the unadulterated idiot

He's a well known troll on here. Take no notice else he'll poison you with 'Anioma patty jellof wit cheese and vinegar.'

laudate:

Wow you're a nutter. I'm picturing some creepy agidi nwoke behind the screen.

At least I didn't have sex with my own sister.

Come roast with original comebacks and actual words.

[quote author=laudate post=57938959][/quote]I hear Yaba's got a spare bed waiting for you.

If you wanna get all nitty gritty about mental health terms, neurosis and psychosis aren't synonymous. Make up your mind which one Shroud is.

Weird how it's laudate of all people who will label someone else as psychoneurotic. Onye ala.

Yoruba rice is more oily and peppery and Igbo women are more likely to put crayfish and vegetables. Happy?

Nutase:
Huh

Which one is huh? Follow the comments if you're lost.

Igbanke's the one.

laudate:
Gbam!! Excellent submission. You nailed it, bro.'