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Politics / Re: Odogwu: Most Popular African Word In 2023. by Probz(m): 10:46pm On Sep 28, 2023 |
ehikwe22: Lol. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Is My Junior In Nollywood – Veteran Actor, Kanayo O Kanayo by Probz(m): 6:48pm On Sep 27, 2023 |
Jewessgratitud3: Exactly. I like Kanayo but he gets in well over his head sometimes. Like some of the characters he plays. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: When A 70 Years Old Man Behaves Foolishly, How Do You Handle It? by Probz(m): 2:03pm On Sep 25, 2023 |
Bliss24: You have a point. |
Crime / Re: Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Step-Brother In Ondo, Remanded In Custody by Probz(m): 8:24pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
Obi1kenobi: Say it again for the crimson-pilled incels at the back. This has literally nothing to do with exposure to porn. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Step-Brother In Ondo, Remanded In Custody by Probz(m): 8:23pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
eepeepook: Rape of all kinds existed long before porn. 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Replies To Redbonesmith And Probz by Probz(m): 11:19am On Sep 23, 2023 |
absoluteSuccess: Yeah, okay. That’s fine. |
Culture / Re: Replies To Redbonesmith And Probz by Probz(m): 12:38am On Sep 23, 2023 |
absoluteSuccess: Oh, God. You’re probably one of those weirdos who’s been going around claiming over the past several years that people put slices of fruit in moi-moi. Let’s just put it like that. |
Culture / Re: Replies To Redbonesmith And Probz by Probz(m): 7:53pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
Oh, God. I think you need about 800 milligrams of I.V. trimipramine and a bit of risperidone for the road. And I’m not joking. This is turning into something else. But it’s funny so I’m happy to keep bantering you. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Yul Edochie Visits Folashade, Tinubu's Daughter by Probz(m): 7:51pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
illicit: I’ve come to dislike Yul more and more over the past year. He’s obviously had mental health issues that haven’t been treated but generally his priorities are misplaced and that’s a choice and a half. His low, bassy voice might be sexy but that doesn’t make him a sensible or good person. 4 Likes |
Food / Re: Which Of These Nigerian Delicacies Is Your Most Preferred? (picture) by Probz(m): 7:48pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
They’re all delish but I probably like nkwobi just a little less. 11 Likes |
Culture / Re: Replies To Redbonesmith And Probz by Probz(m): 6:52pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
absoluteSuccess: Believe-you me, I fight against bias (not least bias towards Igbo people). There are some people out there now who won’t accept that Igbos eat moi-moi/mai-mai in the way that Yorubas do but tribalism won’t let them admit that or dash anything that Igbos and Yorubas vaguely share in common to Igbos in part, or they’ll go further and want to claim ogbono (the name ogbono that’s so Igbotic it’s scary) and nkwobi as theirs. Or they’ll stop anyone light-skinned or nice-looking from voting, despite being Yoruba themselves, because they look Calabar/Igbo (imagine the insult, insinuating that all Yoruba people are ugly) . Just so that Tinubu could worm his way through. That’s bias. Not what me and Redbone have said about you on other threads. Get help. 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Replies To Redbonesmith And Probz by Probz(m): 2:27pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
Tribe has nothing to do with this. You’re just not well. |
Food / Re: Snail Does Not Add Any Flavour And Taste To Meals. by Probz(m): 7:20pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
Leadforteservic: I live to write well, psychologically soothe, cook well and make recommendations for good food. And boy are Nigerians are really blessed when it comes to food. And some of these foods can really sanctify and heal. Why won’t my write-up make you hungry? 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Bringing C. Ronaldo Back Was The Wrong Decision- Ex-man United Boss Solskjaer by Probz(m): 5:16pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
Oh, well. I’m a passive Liverpool-Reds supporter so that’s that. Ronaldo gets signposted here, there and everywhere and that’s his prerogative. |
Food / Re: Snail Does Not Add Any Flavour And Taste To Meals. by Probz(m): 4:42pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
MajESTHY: Nne, we sabi better-better tings. God bless, o? 1 Like |
Food / Re: Snail Does Not Add Any Flavour And Taste To Meals. by Probz(m): 5:14am On Sep 20, 2023 |
Snail can do no harm. Add some to ofe onugbu, (maybe) afang soup, Ofe-Owere or as a peppered side to jollof rice (especially the specially orange-red, piquant Ekiti kind) with lamb/pork chops/barbecue chicken drumsticks and experience food-gasm. And I mean gasm. It literally could not be more peng. 2 Likes |
Culture / Re: Barbados Is Overwhelmingly Igbo by Probz(m): 5:08am On Sep 20, 2023 |
astrodome: He might as well be though. |
Culture / Re: Timothy Ogundele (Macof) Is After My Life by Probz(m): 5:03am On Sep 20, 2023 |
absoluteSuccess: He knows all your details yet you’re the one who’s confident that his name’s what you say ir is? How do you know that? And how come the thought of macof just being lairy and making an out-of-piss comment about being onto you (however that weird conversation came about) didn’t cross your mind? But then obvious ‘half-systemised half-paranoiac’ is … obvious. Get help. There are antidepressants that’ll ground you and get you out of some of your funk. But the rest is on you and you’ve driven yourself here, which is why I can’t be more sympathetic towards you. I’m not biased but like I say it’s about time macof was left alone. You shouldn’t have brought this shenanigan onto the forum and you know that. You do. |
Culture / Re: Timothy Ogundele (Macof) Is After My Life by Probz(m): 4:42am On Sep 20, 2023 |
Also, A.S., I know of relatively innocent people personally who the devil (via people who had the ump with them) tried to bring into legal wahala (sometimes it was just a case of whiny, silly children trying to play adult to a proper adult/someone so much more experienced about life because of some unresolved issue that got out of hand) but the truth is if you haven’t actually got anything on them, they’re not even getting a visit from a police officer. Talk less rot in jail for as long as you want them to. Even in a lawless, SARS-ridden country like our Naij. They still have to have a reason to dislike you (however ridiculous and flawed it is) to talk to you like that or take you away. It doesn’t just happen because someone said person X is an abusive stalker with no proof that it’s coming from them or anyone at all. Either you’ve got a case of delusional disorder/systemised paranoia which I’d roll you on clomipramine or trimipramine for with effect of, like, yesterday (sharp-sharp-sharp) or there’s nothing actually wrong with you mentally and you’ve got this continuous ump with macof which has taken another level but the truth of the matter’s still in your head. You can’t go trying to bung someone in prison on the basis of nothing going for such a claim. And that’s without getting into the overall craziness of this whole situation. But I do know that this is something you can help on at least a certain level. Your finer mental health might need tweaking to get to the point where you’re able to drop this but 60% of it is on you. That’s why I don’t mind being harsh with you now. Because there’s a good chunk of you that isn’t under the control of this illness or whatever it is going on at all. You’re making very conscious choices. Take the Surmontil, love. IV if need be. |
Culture / Re: Timothy Ogundele (Macof) Is After My Life by Probz(m): 4:36am On Sep 20, 2023 |
The maple syrup-glazed popcorn is out. This is drama central. |
Culture / Re: Do Hausas Listen To Contemporary Pop Songs? by Probz(m): 4:22am On Sep 20, 2023 |
illicit: It sure-is weird when people you grew up with and were led to believe were Hausa end up being Berom or something like that after all. Hausas are often stated as the biggest ethnic group in Nigeria (not that Igbo and Yoruba aren’t actually more) but it’s often a conglomeration of Hausas and Fulanis. And Kanuri + other northern tribes that no-one splits hairs about. You never know who’s really who exactly when it comes to ndi Hausa. I am actually lucky to know some absolutely lovely Hausas, to be fair. But (just as it should be anyway) the tribe’s totally secondary to them as people and their loveliness. I don’t look at them and see Hausa but I know that’s what they actually are tribally. 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Timothy Ogundele (Macof) Is After My Life by Probz(m): 4:15am On Sep 20, 2023 |
absoluteSuccess: My friend, get out from here. I wasn’t talking to you. Go to Poland, don’t go to Poland. I don’t care. I just know it’s about time that macof (who I don’t even like, at all) was left alone and allowed to just get his head down and face his life. Do a big-time comot from his life for us. You’re not that ill. |
Culture / Re: Do Hausas Listen To Contemporary Pop Songs? by Probz(m): 10:56pm On Sep 19, 2023 |
illicit: They do. Maybe not as their native first language but you can’t really tell the difference between a Hausa and other northerner any more than with Ibibio and Anaang now (because let’s be real). The Fulanis what are lumped in with Hausas are the ones with the clearest distinctions to them (not many actual Hausas are that light-skinned for one thing). 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Isoko Names And Their Meaning by Probz(m): 10:42pm On Sep 19, 2023 |
gama99: Hopefully those boys don’t go galavanting around causing too much trouble. Twin boys can be something else. Just ask Zack and Cody. Isoko culture I don’t think has ever outright spoken about twins in any capacity (I mean, it could be completely wrong) but twins are still individual people at the end of the day. They can’t come and be Edeki together like a pair of ugly Siamese twins whose mum only wants them to extract baby-bone for jollof rice. I’d just take it to God and pray that those boys are worth the umbilical cord being cut. That’s all I’m saying. |
Culture / Re: Different Masquerades At The New Yam Festival Anambra State by Probz(m): 10:38pm On Sep 19, 2023 |
LocalFARMERS: This is Nairaland. It’s a beacon, for better or worse, of information. Lots of people on here (especially the ones who aren’t toxic armchair wannabes) know bare stuff. 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Do Hausas Listen To Contemporary Pop Songs? by Probz(m): 10:36pm On Sep 19, 2023 |
Your observations are crap. |
Culture / Re: Timothy Ogundele (Macof) Is After My Life by Probz(m): 10:32pm On Sep 19, 2023 |
Is this still going on? |
Food / Re: Making Okra Soup Draw Without Ogbono by Probz(m): 10:49pm On Sep 17, 2023 |
dealerman: Best of luck to the lady bur this is not a thread for business promotion. Keep that stuff out of here, I beg you. Moreover, why should she be restricted to Ikeja? |
Travel / Re: Is It Possible To Board A Plane With This Condition? by Probz(m): 1:49am On Sep 15, 2023 |
Just take some lorazepam/oxazepam (stuff Valium), drink a little vodka/brandy and hope for the best. You’d be alright, still. You’d be alright. Trust me. |
Crime / Re: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by Probz(m): 12:17am On Sep 15, 2023 |
Tribalism and misogyny are the root of so much evil in this country. I wonder when Sierra Leone became a second indigenous home for Igbos. |
Crime / Re: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by Probz(m): 2:51am On Sep 14, 2023 |
Timoleon: I ain’t done with you. If I design your ugly, hypocritical face today, you’ll go to live under a rock for longer than Patrick Star’s been a genius-idiot vibe. |
Crime / Re: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by Probz(m): 2:51am On Sep 14, 2023 |
MrAgbako: Sleeping around is that bad I’m afraid. Control your nature for your family’s sake if not yours. |
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