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Politics / Re: Odogwu: Most Popular African Word In 2023. by Probz(m): 10:46pm On Sep 28, 2023
ehikwe22:

Odogwu is from the Edo word - Edogun/Odogun.

Odogun is one of the most powerful olotu in my community in Delta.

Igbos popularized it no doubt

Lol.

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Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Is My Junior In Nollywood – Veteran Actor, Kanayo O Kanayo by Probz(m): 6:48pm On Sep 27, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
KO keep quiet!

When Pete Edochie acted in things fall apart in the 80s, where were you? Or you think he started in Nollywood with you guys? Ta! Pete senior you.


Modified
Wether Nollywood or home video, Pete senior him in acting. He should never compare himself with Pete on any level. I know what I'm saying for all of you trying to correct or help me comprehend his statement.

Pete remains the legend here.

Exactly. I like Kanayo but he gets in well over his head sometimes. Like some of the characters he plays.

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Family / Re: When A 70 Years Old Man Behaves Foolishly, How Do You Handle It? by Probz(m): 2:03pm On Sep 25, 2023
Bliss24:
cool


The phrase "a fool at 40 is a fool forever" was coined because of some old people

Whatever attitude you master from 18 to 39 becomes who you are for life



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You have a point.
Crime / Re: Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Step-Brother In Ondo, Remanded In Custody by Probz(m): 8:24pm On Sep 24, 2023
Obi1kenobi:


They don't have VPN in Dubai?

The vast majority of men have viewed pornography - including you holier-than-thou claimers here. Pornography does not make you to rape people. You rape people because you're a sadistic animal who gets sexual pleasure from traumatizing weaker people - not because of porn.

Say it again for the crimson-pilled incels at the back. This has literally nothing to do with exposure to porn.

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Step-Brother In Ondo, Remanded In Custody by Probz(m): 8:23pm On Sep 24, 2023
eepeepook:
Wahala. If porn wasn’t a thing, many people wouldn’t know what anal sex was. See what porn pushed his ignorant brain into performing. Hopefully, he’ll come to his senses after a prison term. The worst part is he’s old enough to patronize oloshos.

Rape of all kinds existed long before porn.

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Culture / Re: Replies To Redbonesmith And Probz by Probz(m): 11:19am On Sep 23, 2023
absoluteSuccess:


You definitely have IQ problem with stoneage reasoning in an internet age. Always trying to hide your stupidity in different cloaks: once you are bursted in one, you veered off to another. You are revealing your personality flaws.

I'm one of the people who make sales on the internet, it is called "drop+shipping" I could be real, and I can be a fraudster, if I'm real, once you send me money for the product you want, I will deliver it to you.

But if I'm fake, once you send me your money, you can kiss your money goodbye. You won't have the product you requested for and you won't get your money back. That's how advance fee fraud works online, get it?

Today is the day of reckoning, if I have been duping people, you would have latched onto my scandal online, and for your information, I have a lot of sales originating from this site, so it's not stupid to have dropped my number here in the first place.

I used to have a blog, there's something call SEO, in that, you have a sub-SEO called "backlink". For a strong backlink, you need an authority website with high PR and domain age pointing to your blog to land your page on the first page of Google search engine.

This is why I used nairaland to point to my blog and I also do promote herbs and spices here to get buyers from here. Before anyone would patronize me, they will check my profile and see if I'm reliable and can be trusted, they can decide to try if my posts sounds sensible.

Unknown to me, that same thought can be put in "reverse psychology" by anyone trying to trap me for whatever I might have done they consider wrong to them. They only needed to pretend to be a willing buyer and I, a willing seller will fall for it. Now where would people who perfectly fit this scenario come from?

Go to Google and drop my digits, from the results, you know where I can get traffic and where I have been dropping my details with that number on the internet. Am I making malicious claims against someone called macof?

No, I have not talked about him beyond what is feasible from an anonymous website. Has he talked about me, my business, my father, my academics? In fact he claimed to have all my details thanks to a third party setup where I was marketing myself.

Now to resolve this riddle, whom do I have extraordinary sales talk with of recent? Ayo Aremu. How did he got my contact? I don't know but the fellow who introduced him to me called much earlier and I saved his contact with the extraordinary customer's name.

That's the root of the image with "Jungle Don Mature" you are seeing on this thread. What did he requested for? He wanted to produce spices. Am I into spices? Of course I just dropped the link to my thread above where you have my contact.

To proof that I am sick, you must be sick and lack the courage I have as a person first, if not, put a call through to the person I'm implicating. I'm waiting for your next detour as usual, never mind, I'm a writer by nature.

Sorry for the long post that often hurt your brain to process.

Yeah, okay. That’s fine.
Culture / Re: Replies To Redbonesmith And Probz by Probz(m): 12:38am On Sep 23, 2023
absoluteSuccess:


Check this link

https://www.nairaland.com/3590155/get-exotic-herbs-spices

That's where your friend picked my contact and passed it to his syndicate to get my details, under the pretext that they wanted to produce spices and are in need of a mixer.

I pray it will help you, concern Igbo man. Just make sense out of it without reading. Your quick to say without check confirm my claim about you, very lazy fool trying to prescribe for others what he's been using.

Check up there, it's your post I'm putting together back to you.

@ the bolded, indeed, you are not bantering me, you are merely exposing the state of your mind and your personality as an Igbo man. I'm responding back to you as a Yoruba man,

I have a sound mind and in serene spirit dealing with you.

Finally, here's a test of who is sick without you knowing. The joke is on you. Thanks, you only help me clarify things and show the actual clue I've been missing or muddling up for years.

Oh, God. You’re probably one of those weirdos who’s been going around claiming over the past several years that people put slices of fruit in moi-moi. Let’s just put it like that.
Culture / Re: Replies To Redbonesmith And Probz by Probz(m): 7:53pm On Sep 21, 2023
Oh, God. I think you need about 800 milligrams of I.V. trimipramine and a bit of risperidone for the road. And I’m not joking. This is turning into something else. But it’s funny so I’m happy to keep bantering you.

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Politics / Re: Yul Edochie Visits Folashade, Tinubu's Daughter by Probz(m): 7:51pm On Sep 21, 2023
illicit:
I still don't like Yul

God bless the Tinubus

I’ve come to dislike Yul more and more over the past year. He’s obviously had mental health issues that haven’t been treated but generally his priorities are misplaced and that’s a choice and a half. His low, bassy voice might be sexy but that doesn’t make him a sensible or good person.

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Food / Re: Which Of These Nigerian Delicacies Is Your Most Preferred? (picture) by Probz(m): 7:48pm On Sep 21, 2023
They’re all delish but I probably like nkwobi just a little less.

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Culture / Re: Replies To Redbonesmith And Probz by Probz(m): 6:52pm On Sep 21, 2023
absoluteSuccess:


I've given you a good response, you don't have the ability to see beyond your biases. You won't make sense. You have made up your mind not to.

Already, I've cornered the wicked soul, you can help by reporting me to the fellow called Timothy Ogundele. Hello, the guys is a nairalander and his number is here, just do it.

Your teamwork should solve this problem, if not, you are looking at the solution but veered off to alibi just not to eat the frog. Why would you do that and what are you all afraid of?

Do the job and proof your self not to be tribalistic, stupid or both. The world is waiting, the job is yours to do.

Believe-you me, I fight against bias (not least bias towards Igbo people). There are some people out there now who won’t accept that Igbos eat moi-moi/mai-mai in the way that Yorubas do but tribalism won’t let them admit that or dash anything that Igbos and Yorubas vaguely share in common to Igbos in part, or they’ll go further and want to claim ogbono (the name ogbono that’s so Igbotic it’s scary) and nkwobi as theirs. Or they’ll stop anyone light-skinned or nice-looking from voting, despite being Yoruba themselves, because they look Calabar/Igbo (imagine the insult, insinuating that all Yoruba people are ugly) . Just so that Tinubu could worm his way through. That’s bias. Not what me and Redbone have said about you on other threads. Get help.

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Culture / Re: Replies To Redbonesmith And Probz by Probz(m): 2:27pm On Sep 21, 2023
Tribe has nothing to do with this. You’re just not well.
Food / Re: Snail Does Not Add Any Flavour And Taste To Meals. by Probz(m): 7:20pm On Sep 20, 2023
Leadforteservic:
your writeup really gave me some serious food cravings cry

I live to write well, psychologically soothe, cook well and make recommendations for good food. And boy are Nigerians are really blessed when it comes to food. And some of these foods can really sanctify and heal.

Why won’t my write-up make you hungry? wink

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Sports / Re: Bringing C. Ronaldo Back Was The Wrong Decision- Ex-man United Boss Solskjaer by Probz(m): 5:16pm On Sep 20, 2023
Oh, well. I’m a passive Liverpool-Reds supporter so that’s that. Ronaldo gets signposted here, there and everywhere and that’s his prerogative.
Food / Re: Snail Does Not Add Any Flavour And Taste To Meals. by Probz(m): 4:42pm On Sep 20, 2023
MajESTHY:


I love you already..
You know and Like good food.

Nne, we sabi better-better tings. God bless, o?

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Food / Re: Snail Does Not Add Any Flavour And Taste To Meals. by Probz(m): 5:14am On Sep 20, 2023
Snail can do no harm. Add some to ofe onugbu, (maybe) afang soup, Ofe-Owere or as a peppered side to jollof rice (especially the specially orange-red, piquant Ekiti kind) with lamb/pork chops/barbecue chicken drumsticks and experience food-gasm. And I mean gasm. It literally could not be more peng.

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Culture / Re: Barbados Is Overwhelmingly Igbo by Probz(m): 5:08am On Sep 20, 2023
astrodome:
Hehehe! Before you know it Rihanna's grandpa is Igbo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

He might as well be though.
Culture / Re: Timothy Ogundele (Macof) Is After My Life by Probz(m): 5:03am On Sep 20, 2023
absoluteSuccess:


For 8 solid years, I don't have an iota of hate enough to say anything wrong against his personality outside the historical discussion going on here, not until the man made a sweeping claim he knows all my details.

What I think I know about him was maybe he's someone who sent a friend request on Facebook eight years ago and I don't even use the Facebook account anymore. That's all I can say I know of him until he made his claim.

Now how do we solve this matter, let your man share the details he had with him about me on this public forum. I don't say you should not advocate for him, possibly I'm wrong, you play the mediator even as a biased person.

He knows all your details yet you’re the one who’s confident that his name’s what you say ir is? How do you know that? And how come the thought of macof just being lairy and making an out-of-piss comment about being onto you (however that weird conversation came about) didn’t cross your mind? But then obvious ‘half-systemised half-paranoiac’ is … obvious.

Get help. There are antidepressants that’ll ground you and get you out of some of your funk. But the rest is on you and you’ve driven yourself here, which is why I can’t be more sympathetic towards you. I’m not biased but like I say it’s about time macof was left alone. You shouldn’t have brought this shenanigan onto the forum and you know that. You do.
Culture / Re: Timothy Ogundele (Macof) Is After My Life by Probz(m): 4:42am On Sep 20, 2023
Also, A.S., I know of relatively innocent people personally who the devil (via people who had the ump with them) tried to bring into legal wahala (sometimes it was just a case of whiny, silly children trying to play adult to a proper adult/someone so much more experienced about life because of some unresolved issue that got out of hand) but the truth is if you haven’t actually got anything on them, they’re not even getting a visit from a police officer. Talk less rot in jail for as long as you want them to. Even in a lawless, SARS-ridden country like our Naij. They still have to have a reason to dislike you (however ridiculous and flawed it is) to talk to you like that or take you away. It doesn’t just happen because someone said person X is an abusive stalker with no proof that it’s coming from them or anyone at all.

Either you’ve got a case of delusional disorder/systemised paranoia which I’d roll you on clomipramine or trimipramine for with effect of, like, yesterday (sharp-sharp-sharp) or there’s nothing actually wrong with you mentally and you’ve got this continuous ump with macof which has taken another level but the truth of the matter’s still in your head. You can’t go trying to bung someone in prison on the basis of nothing going for such a claim. And that’s without getting into the overall craziness of this whole situation. But I do know that this is something you can help on at least a certain level. Your finer mental health might need tweaking to get to the point where you’re able to drop this but 60% of it is on you. That’s why I don’t mind being harsh with you now. Because there’s a good chunk of you that isn’t under the control of this illness or whatever it is going on at all. You’re making very conscious choices.

Take the Surmontil, love. IV if need be.
Culture / Re: Timothy Ogundele (Macof) Is After My Life by Probz(m): 4:36am On Sep 20, 2023
The maple syrup-glazed popcorn is out. This is drama central.
Culture / Re: Do Hausas Listen To Contemporary Pop Songs? by Probz(m): 4:22am On Sep 20, 2023
illicit:


There are so many tribes in the north.
Almost all them speaks Hausa

Who is the real Hausa

I have never met a real Hausa

It sure-is weird when people you grew up with and were led to believe were Hausa end up being Berom or something like that after all. Hausas are often stated as the biggest ethnic group in Nigeria (not that Igbo and Yoruba aren’t actually more) but it’s often a conglomeration of Hausas and Fulanis. And Kanuri + other northern tribes that no-one splits hairs about. You never know who’s really who exactly when it comes to ndi Hausa.

I am actually lucky to know some absolutely lovely Hausas, to be fair. But (just as it should be anyway) the tribe’s totally secondary to them as people and their loveliness. I don’t look at them and see Hausa but I know that’s what they actually are tribally.

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Culture / Re: Timothy Ogundele (Macof) Is After My Life by Probz(m): 4:15am On Sep 20, 2023
absoluteSuccess:


Not particularly, I thank God. But I'm careful around the place I used to stay and white away time, a business center, they have an agent from their circle in the place.

One thing I have to let go of was my model of business, that's the only thing that could make my movement predictable and that's what these guys used as leverage over and over.

Aside from that, it would be a bit difficult to control me. The big domino itself is for me to have responded positively to the first "Eastern Europe offer" and I didn't.

In fact, that would have gotten me traveling to the den of no return, whilst I'm processing documents and meeting with people for something that was not really there, and it was also the last time I heard from the guy with the offer until I called him later.

The final ones is liable to fail due to my alertness and the help of God. I don't mix with strangers frequently nowadays, I've learnt my lessons. I really appreciate sir.

My friend, get out from here. I wasn’t talking to you. Go to Poland, don’t go to Poland. I don’t care. I just know it’s about time that macof (who I don’t even like, at all) was left alone and allowed to just get his head down and face his life. Do a big-time comot from his life for us. You’re not that ill.
Culture / Re: Do Hausas Listen To Contemporary Pop Songs? by Probz(m): 10:56pm On Sep 19, 2023
illicit:
Who are the Hausa people sef

Almost every northerner speaks Hausa

They do. Maybe not as their native first language but you can’t really tell the difference between a Hausa and other northerner any more than with Ibibio and Anaang now (because let’s be real). The Fulanis what are lumped in with Hausas are the ones with the clearest distinctions to them (not many actual Hausas are that light-skinned for one thing).

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Culture / Re: Isoko Names And Their Meaning by Probz(m): 10:42pm On Sep 19, 2023
gama99:
What isoko name can you give to twins... boys

Hopefully those boys don’t go galavanting around causing too much trouble. Twin boys can be something else. Just ask Zack and Cody.
Isoko culture I don’t think has ever outright spoken about twins in any capacity (I mean, it could be completely wrong) but twins are still individual people at the end of the day. They can’t come and be Edeki together like a pair of ugly Siamese twins whose mum only wants them to extract baby-bone for jollof rice. I’d just take it to God and pray that those boys are worth the umbilical cord being cut. That’s all I’m saying.
Culture / Re: Different Masquerades At The New Yam Festival Anambra State by Probz(m): 10:38pm On Sep 19, 2023
LocalFARMERS:


Chai, how do you know all these information?

This is Nairaland. It’s a beacon, for better or worse, of information. Lots of people on here (especially the ones who aren’t toxic armchair wannabes) know bare stuff.

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Culture / Re: Do Hausas Listen To Contemporary Pop Songs? by Probz(m): 10:36pm On Sep 19, 2023
Your observations are crap.
Culture / Re: Timothy Ogundele (Macof) Is After My Life by Probz(m): 10:32pm On Sep 19, 2023
Is this still going on?
Food / Re: Making Okra Soup Draw Without Ogbono by Probz(m): 10:49pm On Sep 17, 2023
dealerman:
ANY AVAILABLE KITCHEN, RESTAURANT, STAFF CANTEEN SPACE FOR LEASE?

A professional Chef is looking for a (Restaurant, Kitchen, or Staff Canteen) space not 100% utilized, to be given out on lease etc. On the condition that she makes a certain percentage of payment to the owners. Or in any case, depending on the condition of the place and the laid down terms and conditions, an agreement can be reached.

She is willing to provide all her cooking ingredients on a daily basis.

If such a space is available. Please contact this number: SMS only 09098845736.

Location: Must be within Ikeja axis.

Best of luck to the lady bur this is not a thread for business promotion. Keep that stuff out of here, I beg you.

Moreover, why should she be restricted to Ikeja?
Travel / Re: Is It Possible To Board A Plane With This Condition? by Probz(m): 1:49am On Sep 15, 2023
Just take some lorazepam/oxazepam (stuff Valium), drink a little vodka/brandy and hope for the best. You’d be alright, still. You’d be alright. Trust me.
Crime / Re: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by Probz(m): 12:17am On Sep 15, 2023
Tribalism and misogyny are the root of so much evil in this country. I wonder when Sierra Leone became a second indigenous home for Igbos.
Crime / Re: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by Probz(m): 2:51am On Sep 14, 2023
Timoleon:
Are you done?

I ain’t done with you. If I design your ugly, hypocritical face today, you’ll go to live under a rock for longer than Patrick Star’s been a genius-idiot vibe.
Crime / Re: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by Probz(m): 2:51am On Sep 14, 2023
MrAgbako:
sleeping around is not that bad. We are men. It's is our nature to bed multiple females.

Sleeping around is that bad I’m afraid. Control your nature for your family’s sake if not yours.

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