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[quote author=kenny9ce post=62541638]PLEASE ANYONE IN OSUN WHO GOT THE MAIL? JUST ASKING[/quotye]same thing here.

is awa work oooo......I heard the village people wisphering...

Ben you think you can fool us twice with your tweets again ?
your views are no more catchy.....pls shut d hellup....

tbs

Alert.....! Alert....!
If your grammar is as bad as the op you are doom in this profession.

tuoyoojo:
few more

Australia is surrounded by ocean but over 90% of its landmass is deserts...so water is more expensive than wine.

You're asking why the desert when its being surrounded by an ocean ? Take your Geography textbook and read about OCEAN CURRENTS(WARM & COLD CURRENTS)


GEOGRAPHER CUM ENVIRONMENTALIST...

sekzy99:
thanks for your help. Am to resume tomorrow. How's the work there n there staff welfare.

Congratulations to you bro.... You will enjoy working there if you're law-abiding. Have a positive mindset and give ur all to the school and ur students.

Every new level has its own challenges. See u @ d top.

Volcanic mountains go through 3 stages in life. 1. Active stage: it erupts regularly 2. Dormant stage: it takes some time before erupting...e.g Cameroun mountain 3. Extinct stage: this stage the volcanic mountain stop erupting permanently.

Proud Geographer/Environmentalist

#kudos to Explorer for all his educating posts.

abacus:
I know one in Ilorin those days, he used secular beats to impress the congregation since they don't know meaning of beats.

Why will you play 'Oko times Oko ,obo times obo.. ' in church.

The naive congregation even wait for him to do the beat..

Well we wey sabi sabi, because Obesere has been my only music since JSS 1.

church users oya com arrest ds dude....

When one of these snake kiss u......Just accept my sinparty...

You've been scammed. As it occured to you that the show organiser employed d lady in question in other to hype the shiiit they're dishing out to the viewers.....



buy album #200 or but data and download good music on ur home theatre...increase d volume to 100.. buy any drink of ur choice with suya#2000,Sharwama#2000, .. call your friends and party in ur lobby/pool side. instead of wasting ur hard earn money on talentless artists...

na yor money sha...spend it any ow..

when u kill low boko commander call me.....stewpid fools fooling all around....

pls pls stop fooling urself about killing ds animals... what we want d army to do is flush out d vermins in d Nigerian army selling info to ds cowards n stop wasting Precious lives of Officers at d battle fronts and good citizens..

If I'm among those people. I will just wear one italian shoe with a pointed sole.....con dey catwalk dey go ni....no time for slow motion..

I will like to know who do the counting while the car was tumbling.....


Oniro oshiiii.........Thank God for ur life sha

wisk away in a wheelbarrow....kai the educated people have really suffered in this part of the world...

Don't be surprised when another person claimed that BNaya stole his/her write up. Cos ds so called celeb don't have time or balanced brain to write something edifying and inspiring like this ooo. I'm just thinking aloud.

Hope this one below no be he-legal ?

StephDamielola:
PASTORPRENUERS ...

ANOTHER SHEEPLE HAS FALLEN FOR YOUR SCAM.
ONLY YOU APOSTLE, ONLY YOU BISHOP, ONLY YOU DOCTOR.

LOL

weiii don sir...

Is salvation still free in Nigeria ?

sekzy99:
Urgent!!!
Thanks for your help so far. Please how's the next interview after micro teaching gonna be like?

Just a normal interactive session with the school authority.... but please. make sure yoi are free in expressing yourself.. Goodluck

she looked like a drug junky..... may God help her.

That's ma nigger.......

sekzy99:
Good day.
Please how do one prepare for the micro teaching. I have one on Monday at Chrisland schools ikeja. ICT!

Thanks!

Get some past questions inline with ur field and solve them. You will be asked to teach a particular topic or they may asked u to do some practicals. Just be urself. Moreso, learn how to prepare a lesson note/plan. Goodluck.

May wisdom fall on the soon to be wife...loruko Jesu.

I pity the future of these so called youths... be it Afonja, Ipob or Arewa. May I tell you that ur peers in other continents are busy breaking the ground and making histories in their chosen careers while you hide behind keyboards typing away in hatred due to empty bellies....


you need new reorientations....

I don't need to abuse or debase you because I'm better than that..





Use your brain .

I went to visit my bae jejely. so as usual I cracked a few jokes for her. Then suddenly the guy under her bed started laughing.


Na wetin u said make I do ?

dis bulary sef ?

Until he remove is facecap I will not join d bandwagon of praise-singer.... sahara desert may be @ d centre of his bushy head.


Lemme come n be going....

It is highly pathetic how pple displayed their deformed body part this day...... perverts...spit

Long distance relationship...... 1000% incompactibility

The guy dey use style find the center of gravity..... because that thing is more important to our royal assness nowadays

MARIAH CAREY v CELINE DION

You will agree with me that out of all the female superstars in the world,we cannot count ten before mentioning Queen CELINE DION. This songstress held us spell bound with her enchanting voice. She made songs that will stand the test of time. She took an hiatus leave from music to create time for having a baby. The illness of her hubby cum producer took her a very long time to make a comeback into music. But alas, MARIAH CAREY and co had stole the show behind her. She remained one of the most respected celebrity with little or no scandal.
"Let's Talk about Love" is one of my favourite song done by CelineDion

9) MICHEAL JACKSON v USHER RAYMOND v CHRIS BROWN

The only entertainer that came close to be an heir to THE KING OF POP ( WACKO JACKO) was no doubt USHER RAYMOND.
Talking about jaw-dropping break dance, moon-walking, gravity defiling moves. Usher got them all. He entertained us for decades and ensured we didn't miss Micheal at all.
Now come the new kid from the block called CHRIS BROWN..... He tried his best,but you know the children of nowadays they easily get bored by stunts and all that stuff. The in-thing now is showing cars, yachts, power bikes, scantily dressed models (talentless dancers) with boobs on display on their videos.

The world is a stage in which no superstars stays forever. Everybody have it own time, and once your time is gone,you become a man of yesterday. In the world era we have seen superstars come and go.

Some left indelible memories in our hearts that we cannot forget in many years to come. While many were just flash in a pan(they fizzled before arriving).

This compilation was done not to insults or make anybody(celeb) feels less important but to educates and jog our brains a little.

1) LORD OF AJASA v DAGRIN

Lord of Ajasa happens to be the hottest yoruba-rapper during his time in the showbiz. But immediately DAGRIN came into town,Lord of Ajasa's star was overshadowed by this beautiful-rhyme specialist..... Though we didn't enjoy Dagrin to the fullest due to his early demise.RIP DAGRIN

2). RUGGED MAN/MODE 9 v MI ABAGA

Before M.I emerged, there was supremacy battle between Mode 9 and Ruggedy Baba on who can rap best. But immediately M.I hit the airwaves all the other rappers remained under his shadow. The chairman himself schooled them on how to weave supersonic lyrics into ear-friendly symphonies.
So who is his successor now ?

3) ASA made sure we didn't miss YINKA DAVIS . Where is Yinka Davis now ?

4) TIWA SAVAGE shew MOCHEDA & NIYOLA
the door .

5) WESTLIFE booted the BACKSTREET BOYS out of the hood with their soul-steering songs that can make a monk fall in love.
Though westlife are no more together again as a group.

6) DELE TAIWO v SIR SHINA PETERS
Dele Taiwo almost sent Sir Shina Peters to early retirement through his high-octave juju music.

7) 50 CENT v JARULE

50CENT made sure JARULE didn't have a lasting career in rap business. Both fought dirty to outwit each other either by their punch lines or gangstars gun battles. We are happy to have both of them alive and breathing. RIP to Biggie and 2pac.


to be continue later...... peace