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IBO people, very controversial


they will leave their states and come to Lagos and say that Lagos is no mans land. where are the councillors, LGA chairmen, house of reps members, senators, and governors of each of your wards, local govt, district head, constituencies and states respectively? all the allocation they were given, were was it?


they claim that it is their money that was used to build Lagos, but what about the money given to your state? what did you used it to do?

some said that Nigeria is a zoo and they are going to BIAFRA!! WELL SAFE JOURNEY!!!

talk to your husband, let him know what you are passing through, tell him to get lubricant for you. and to stroke or penetrate gently,

sex is not world war, that's why there is intimacy, I read an Hadeeth where the Prophet said men shouldn't just penetrate without pre-intimacy or touching or romancing.

so to make things easier for yourself, let him spend most percent like 80% or 90% percent of the sex time romancing or playing with you, then the remaining 10-20% on penetrating.

I am not married so I don't know how it feels, married guys should come in here pls!!!

ah!! sakamanje!!!!



"WE DEY POLISH OUR BOBO IT IS WELL GARNISHED " Falz in "soft work"

90 minutes is the judge

what else do you expect from FIFA?

2010, they snubbed sneijder, who won champions league and scored at world cup, gave it to messi, WHO nominated iniesta and still gave to messi, WHO snubbed ronaldo and gave it to modric



the ballon d or has lost its taste and valor, after eleven ballon d ors for only two guys? aren't there other players who are also playing?

FIFA is just a body of politicians and money bag investors who think only about profits and their pockets!!!! (check sepp Blatter, he has corruption case, etc)

@homers123 you never know, anything can happen, Claudio ranieri left Chelsea and I think Roma ( correct me if i am wrong ) to later win the league at Leicester


the irony of football is , no one knows what will happen.

talk cannot cook rice

even those who say God doesn't exist have people saying that they are right, so everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion!!

Ozil is no kid and he definitely know what he is doing, so those saying that his mgt. should take over are just off point. Is China the only football market? When Real Madrid fvcked Ronaldo, he left for Juve. I don't blame Ozil for anything here. His religion is his problem. So let China go to hell and fvck themselves.






like for China share for Özil

uefalona, always favouring barca, all the time. like last year, they didn't want two English teams to reach final but God shamed them, UEFA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBI!!!!!!!!!!


I DONT SUPPORT ANY OF THESE TEAMS, YOU ASK WHY?

I AM AN ARSENAL FAN!!!!
#UPGUNNERS!!!!

@stacy0 I want you to imagine if you were a guy and you toasted a lady and she washed you white and swept you off your feet? how would you feel?

guys are facing a lot when we talk of women, some look up and down for dick enlargement pills to satisfy their girlfriends or wives, some borrow clothes to wear, cars to drive all in the name of I want to impress my lady!!!

I think (my opinion) why you don't understand MR Redpill is because you aren't a man. Because one of the worst thing to ever occur to a fresh and unredpilled man is for him to toast a girl and the girl should say "no" . He can jump from the third mainland bridge because of that.

The OP said that we shouldn't see women as sex objects but we humans are hard wired to believe what we see. I see nude women walking everyday on my street, pantless ladies on internet everyday, so HOW ELSE DO YOU WANT TO DESCRIBE WOMEN FOR ME THAT I WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?

#MAYGODHELPUS!!!!

for God so love guys on Nairaland, that he gave us redpills from Ubunja, that who so ever swallows them, shall not cry like a sissy, but man up and be a MAN!!!


don't be discouraged man, keep up the good work!!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!

this guy chai!!!, I pray that God should save you!!

who the hell is this guy?

hell is in danger

thank God, I don't even have television self!!!

where is bukola saraki?

kapachumale male kapaku!!! ayiiiiiii!!!!


GBE BODY EEE!!!!

trump dug his grave and buried himself with his mouth, the guy got what he deserved, I haven't been to the airport talkless of America, but you can't continue to run govt. on Twitter and expect people not to be angry.

running your personal business is different from running govt. b/cos govt. affects people's lives.

there are a lot of big players in the USA, trump is just getting started to be served his COLD PIE!!!

Abeg my people make una see me see trouble oooo
Lolz..
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My wife took my phone and deleted my girlfriend, Binta's number and saved her own number as Binta.
You see, someone had told my wife about Binta, my girlfriend, but I didn't know.
I then got an SMS from Binta asking for mobile money N50,000.
I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I needed N50,000 for an emergency. I told her that my brother was sick and needed the money urgently.
My wife gave me the money and I rushed to send it to the account number written in the message.
She did not acknowledge receipt of the money.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Binta had received the money.
I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the money. Her response was, "Call me now."
I got out of the house to make the call.
You can imagine my horror face when i heard my wife's voice instead of Binta's!!!
It's been three days and I'm still standing outside.
I don't know how to get back into my own house!!!
Any advice for this man please?
Experts in this House please HELP me.
It’s about to rain and I’m still outside MY OWN HOUSE.

sweet dreams!!!

if the wife has 100k and the husband has 50k, how much do they have in the house?








Matured comments only please!!!

I listened to one song by illbliss ft olamide "40feet container" where he olamide said he is looking for money, not fighting for Grammy. may be OP is getting the guy wrong, street has not perpetual ruler, just take what you need and leave the street, if you don't leave the street, the street will leave you, the street is not stagnant, the street is a movement, the earlier you know that the better.

I could remember the picture he(olamide ) snapped with ayiri emami(warrior billionaire) who is an oil magnate, after that time he(olamide ) sang "oil and gas", . I think he is trying to digress from music, music, music and venture into other areas like investment, don't forget he started with rap, now he is no longer rapping, one thing you don't know about olamide is that he is a very fast learner.

stop saying bad things about people who started their legit hustle from the scratch, it hurts, we all know how this guy started, he is a total street ot.

HE HAS PAID HIS DUES, HE IS A SUCCESS, HE BROUGHT OUT LIL KESH, and many artist under Ybnl. leave the guy alone I beg!!!!!

Jealousy! Jealousy!! Jealousy!!!
I called a Married Lady who was Owing Me Money, but She didn't Pick My calls.
I called 10 times more, still no Answer. Knowing that Her Husband was not at Home, I decided to send Her this Message:
"Hello Ma, I'm not calling for d Money. I just wanted to tell U that 2 Girls were Fighting over Ur Husband in Town today. It was a Big Fighting Match and he was just there Watching, until one of d Girl managed to Escape into His Car and they Drove off".
After some minutes, She called Me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls frm Her nd a Message which
Read:
"Where was d Fight?
Where did they Go?
Did U recognize d Girls? Please tell Me, I am Falling apart."
I just Read and didn't Respond. She called again 5 times and I didn't answer, then another Message frm Her:
"I have Ur Money please can We meet, so U tell Me more?"
Then I Replied, "Okay, U can do a Bank Transfer so that I pass by d Filling Station to Refuel, then I will Pick U and Drive U to one of d Girl's Place because I know them."
After 2 mins, I Checked My Account Balance, My Money
was Fully paid.
I then Switched off My Phone and Slept like a Baby.......
Season greeting's to you alll

POISON THAT KILLS MEN
Once upon a time a beautiful girl got tired of her marriage life and wanted to murder her spouse.
One morning she ran to her mother and say to her " mother, I am tired of my husband I can no longer support his nonsense. I want to kill him but I am afraid Law of the land will hold me responsible, can you please help me mother?"
The mother answered:
- Yes my daughter I can help you, but, there is a little task attached.
The daughter asked "what task? I am willing and ready to assume any task attached in order to get him out"
OK, said the mother,
1..You will have to make peace with him, so that no one will suspect you when he is dead.
2.. You will have to beautify yourself in order to look young and attractive to him
3.. You have to take good care of him and be very nice and appreciative to him
4.. You have to be patient, loving and less jealous, have more listening ears, be more respectful and obedient
5. Spend your money for him and don’t get angry even when he refuses to give you money for whatever
6. Don’t raise your voice against but encourage Peace and love so that you will never be suspected when he must have died.
Can you do all of that?
Asked the mother.
Yes i can. She replied
OK, said the mother.
Take this powder and pour a bit in his every day meal, it will slowly kill him.
After 30 days the lady came back to her mother and said.
Mother, I have no intention of killing my husband again. As of now I have grown to love him because he has completely changed, he is now a very sweet husband than I ever imagined.
What can i do to stop the poison from killing him?
Please help me mother.
She pleaded in a sorrowful tone.
The mother answered;
Do not worry my daughter. What I gave you the other day was just Tumeric Powder. It will never kill him.
In reality, you were the poison that was slowly killing your husband with tension and dispassion.
It was when you started loving, honouring and cherishing him that you saw him change to a nice and sweet husband.
Men are not really wicked, but our way of relating with them determines their responses and feelings towards us

the last time a woman tried to run things, man was driven from Paradise to earth. bilqis was overthrown and later submitted to Solomon, Theresa may was replaced by Boris Johnson,

as for me I got no beef with women ooo, but out of ten women, only one or two can rule!!!!

sanwo olu, don't mind them, you are ON POINT!!!

time is a very patient warrior.

he should learn from, Pharaoh, Gaddafi, Hitler, Mobutu , idi amin, and others. the ball is in his court

happily single, marriage isnt for everyone, and not everyone is happily married, divorce is rampant these days. After few months newly weds usually file for divorce.

single mums plenty for streets pass single guys, hoes oloshos and slay mamas everywhere. I won't advise you to marry or don't marry, CUT YOUR COAT ACCORDING TO YOUR CLOTH!!!!

most who rush into marriage end up to be telling us "ngbatiii" "ngbatiii" stories on nairaland!!!

some people don't enjoy sex at all. And it isn't their fault, its the environment, nude women everyday on the streets and on the internet, what else remain in her her body for you to enjoy? fake boobs, fake ass, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake make up, fake wig, before she enter, her boobs were stone hard, after she removes bra they sag and touch her belly button.


women, can't live with them, can't kill them