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Science/Technology / Re: First U.S Moon Landing Mission In 50 Yrs Suffers Failure & Technical Issue (Pix) by profilemessages: 12:44am On Jan 09
Olachase:
What if I tells you that garden of Eden is here in Africa




yes river nile is one of the rivers of paradise (sahih bukhari)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs That Will Be Extint In The Next 5 Years by profilemessages: 6:31am On Jul 04, 2023
If you say bank tellers will be defunct, it may in advanced countries but they will still need to train someone how to load the ATM and how to prime the ATM cards

Unlike in developed countries, in Nigeria it will take alot of time before we get to that level

CEOs treating their staff like trash still won't make teller extinct, Nigeria is not well structured to do that yet,

Yahoo boy hack customer account, customer enter inside bank dey para for bank staff, CAN A ROBOT RESOLVE THAT ISSUE?

IT IS WELL
TV/Movies / Re: Lady Cries Out After Buying "Samasong TV" For ₦30k At Computer Village. by profilemessages: 7:01am On Sep 12, 2022
Na Buhari and Tinubu cause am

Sorry ehn vote for peter obi and the tv will turn to Samsung


Lol


I am inside my room come and beat me

Onye oshi!
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Woman In Enugu Community by profilemessages: 6:51am On Sep 12, 2022
Tinubu why did you kill her?


Ipob guys how market?

Lol!
Romance / Re: Once A Lady Realises She Has A Killer Shape, The Next Agenda Is Prostitution by profilemessages: 6:47am On Sep 12, 2022
And the sad thing about prosti.tution is that at the end of the day, it doesn't guarantee that they will become rich

The money they make from selling their to.to is just enough for make up, hair do, pay bills , buy clothes, sub, buy fuel , buy food and that's all

That if they don't contract disease, or be used for rituals

Wise or smart ones among them set up business or shops or get married to a rich dude who foots their bill for ever

But if they continue selling their pxxsy, NA POVERTY AND ILL HEALTH AT THE END OF THE DAY!

and new fresh young girls will still enter the streets for GUYS to always fxck

That's one of the major porblems bedeviling Prostitu.tion in Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: My Urge For Sex Is Destroying Me by profilemessages: 8:56am On Aug 15, 2022
Adultery or fornication goes Pari pasu with poverty, na today?
Religion / Re: Omega Power Ministries (OPM) Empowers Rehabilitated Sex Workers (Photos) by profilemessages: 9:40pm On Sep 14, 2021
marriage is failing in our present society and we need to go back to the drawing board


because if marriage doesnt work

we will keep beating around the bush

single mothers, high rate of divorce, prostitu,tes and brost,itutes everywhere


WE ARE JUST DECEIVING OURSELVES

SPRAYING PERFUMES AND DEODORANTS ON COCKROACHES AND MOSQUITOES THINKING THEY WILL DIE!


#itiswell!

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Religion / Re: Omega Power Ministries (OPM) Empowers Rehabilitated Sex Workers (Photos) by profilemessages: 9:36pm On Sep 14, 2021
people you suppose find able bodied men wey fit knack 24 seven say MAKE THEM COME DO GODS WORK FOR these womens lives



the first five things women check for your body once you are financially responsible na the size of your pe,nis


up till now why do we have more female prostit,utes?

arent they well paid by their clients for them to say let me stop after this ONCE and start small business?

the fxck don enter their brain thats why alot of them cant stop it!

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Religion / Re: Omega Power Ministries (OPM) Empowers Rehabilitated Sex Workers (Photos) by profilemessages: 9:29pm On Sep 14, 2021
ask a wh,ore how DI,CK taste for VAG,INA

AND YOU WILL BE ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,










ITS not about the money, its about the PANRAN!
Romance / Re: Men Are Losers In Relationships Pics by profilemessages: 9:54pm On Sep 09, 2021
ronaldo didnt marry


up till now she is still a partner


poor guys might not know anything about divorce



ask rich forbes billionaires, THEY CAN KILL THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE when they hear "divorce"

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Politics / Re: Aba Boys Insist Buhari Must Not Go Back With His Trousers by profilemessages: 9:44pm On Sep 09, 2021
see your life like BUHARI S TROUSERS!










#ITISWELL!
Politics / Re: Terrible Abuse Of Power: Why Mynd44 Should Be Sacked By Seun by profilemessages: 10:38pm On Sep 04, 2021
NOT SUPPORTING "HIM"

(JOKING) IF MYND NEVER BAN YOU FOR NAIRALAND OMO YOU BE JAY JAY CEE


then ban me one day for nairaland, walahi i dey cry that day

why?

because i said the truth

best advice for new guys out there is dont use only one MONIKER, have many monikers so that if they ban you, you go login with another one,

MODS ARE DEMIGODS ON NAIRALAND

OP IS ONPOINT

SEUN NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

THIS IS NOT BUHARI VERSUS TWITTER!

#itiswell

(to the mumu wey wan bash me) QUOTE MY LIFE CYCLE I NO GO ANSWER YOU!

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Politics / Re: Kafayat Oyetola Laments Surge In Street Hawking, Abortion By Teenagers by profilemessages: 10:09pm On Sep 04, 2021
signs of excessive poverty


crime is push and pull

who is putting tray on kids heads for street hawking?


who is sleeping with young girls and still aborting it for them?


GHOSTS?



no one destroyed Nigeria,


we annihilated her ourselves!

#itiswell!
Foreign Affairs / Re: NEWS FLASH: The United States Has Imposed Requirements On The Taliban Government by profilemessages: 6:00am On Aug 17, 2021
democracy has failed since a very long time



you AMERICA that cant set your house in order wants to police the world?


TRUMP messed up and left them in a big mess which JOE BIDEN is still cleaning up,


now AFGHANISTAN is showing them MIDDLE FINGER,


FXCK AMERICA


i am inside my room come and beat me
Foreign Affairs / Re: NEWS FLASH: The United States Has Imposed Requirements On The Taliban Government by profilemessages: 5:57am On Aug 17, 2021
e don rub for AMERICA eye



kudos to TALIBAN



AMERICA should learn

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which POS Company Charges Lowest by profilemessages: 6:58pm On Aug 16, 2021
MONIEPOINT

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Career / Re: 80% Of Employees In Banks Are Casual Workers: ASSBIFI by profilemessages: 5:03pm On Aug 13, 2021
its not their fault

dont banks remit taxes to fg every month or yearly basis?

what is the fg doing with the taxes?


to provide jobs?
build schools?

hospitals?

if their is gainful employment in other sectors, and federal parastatals who will agree to be a casual or contract staff in a bank?

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Politics / Re: Senate Denies Proposing Creation Of 20 New States by profilemessages: 3:58pm On Aug 08, 2021
more problems

currentky most governors cant pay salaries of their states save when fg allocation enters

their igr is no where to be found

the north has 19 states out of nigerias 36, 419 out of 774 of the country

which region now will have the highest no this time around?

million dollar question


ON THE CONTRARY


If you are travelling north, you will surely travel through NIGER STATE, she is damn a big bit,ch, she needs to be fxcked up and dissected big big time, kaduna, borno zamfara and all those hide outs for bandits, kidnappers and criminals


take a cue from AMERICA, when NEVADA a fxcking desert, they went ahead and buikt LAS VEGAS casinos and poker games there, now she is generating money for them

OUR LEADERS NEED TO DO ALOT AND LOOK INWARDS

#GODBLESS
Romance / Re: I Gave Him Hot Sex, My Salaries, Yet He Cheated With Bread & Beans Seller - Lady by profilemessages: 10:01pm On Aug 07, 2021
(higher level language)


why would you be giving me RICE, RICE, RICE everyday?


when someone has delicious BREAD and BEANS







LOL


#ITISWELL
Romance / Re: 27-Year-Old Man Batters Lover For Denying Him Sex After Buying A Phone For Her by profilemessages: 6:25pm On Aug 01, 2021
a guy posted that prostitut,es are better than nigerian ladies, everyone was bashing him





well see what happened here now!





remove women from your life issues and half of your problems have been solved



TWO THINGS CAN ONLY COME FROM WOMEN ESPECIALLY NIGERIAN ONES


EITHER THEY FXCK YOU OR KILL YOU

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Sports / Re: Olivier Giroud Joins AC Milan From Chelsea In The No.9 Shirt by profilemessages: 7:44pm On Jul 17, 2021
ise ko lowo


typical example is GIROUD





MESSI IS WORLD BEST, NO WORLD CUP



GIROUD CANT EVEN DRIBBLE, AND HIM GET WORLD CUP


#IRONYOFLIFE!

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Romance / Re: Being A Man Is Easier by profilemessages: 3:24am On Jul 16, 2021
you have not witnessed

seeing big bumbums everyday on the road, nude girls with big breasts, and your diick almost tearing off from your trousers



why do you think many masturbate several times before going out?


and you go and meet her say toast her, SHE WILL CRY NO like gutter dey your body


you dont know how it feels being made jest of by all,the ladies in your compound


men are facing hell oh


we arent celebrated like women are


and so on and so on

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Politics / Re: FG Declares Tuesday, Wednesday Public Holidays by profilemessages: 9:10pm On Jul 15, 2021
MR DJ PLEASE PLAY ME "CRAZY" BY SHATTAWALE













THANK GOD I DONT LIVE IN NIGERIA ANY MORE




DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THE CURE





THE DOCTOR HAVE DIED










COME AND BEAT ME I AM INSIDE MY ROOM!







#BarkaDeSallah!
Romance / Re: If This Is What It Means To Cheat On My Husband, Then I Will Do It Again by profilemessages: 5:14am On Jul 15, 2021
vagina people and their wahala everyday
Sports / Re: EURO2020: Mourinho Appreciated Chiellini's Foul On Saka by profilemessages: 9:13pm On Jul 14, 2021
could remember in chelsea when he JOSE mourinho won them the premier league





many of the players came with bandage, crutches and plasters





if you miss ball dont miss leg football



9 1 1 formation


EVEN IF GOD FORGIVES MOURINHO,


MANY PEOPLE CANT

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Crime / Re: Man Beats His Wife To Death For Refusing To Have Sex With Him (Disturbing Photos by profilemessages: 7:51pm On Jul 13, 2021
Remove WOMEN from your life issues and half of your problems have been solved

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Education / Re: Goodbye Plastic Dishes… SA Innovation Hub Makes Bowls You Can Also Eat! (PIX) by profilemessages: 5:24am On Jul 07, 2021
could be wafer
Business / Re: Toyota Opens Assembly Plant In Ghana by profilemessages: 1:41pm On Jun 30, 2021
you are a manufacturing company

you,want to make profit from your business



will you invest where there is insecurity?

no power supply?


no conducive environment?

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Politics / Re: Segun Adewale 'Aeroland': Lagos PDP Leaders Collecting Money From Tinubu by profilemessages: 5:19am On Jun 23, 2021
i could remember the other time i,commented on one tinubu topic how the INTERESTING MOD here on politics section banned me




so we now have sentimental and tribalistic mods too here on NAIRALAND


GOD IS WONDERFUL



To you mod if you are reading this


keep it up


GOD IS WATCHING YOU

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Abaribe Infrastructural Project After 20 Years In The Senate by profilemessages: 5:07am On Jun 23, 2021
nice one op





but they will surely come for you


i hope you are ready




IS YOUR NAME "THEY"?

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