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oya start blaming buhari!!

lol

please blame buhari, it is buhari s fault

Nigerian afrobeats star Davido went crazy last night after realising his USD 30,000 wrist watch had been stolen.
This happened after partying hard at Ace Tantra night club located at Osu in Accra.
It’s unknown how he was outsmarted by the alleged thief but things got nasty and messier when he realised he had lost his luxury watch.
He was captured in a short video aggressively yelling around for his watch.
Despite the heavy security around, the “Aye” hitmaker couldn’t retrieve the wrist watch.
Davido and his ally Zlatan were in Ghana over the weekend for the ongoing Afro Nation Festival.


https://news.ghanamotion.com/watch-the-moment-davido-went-crazy-after-his-30k-wrist-watch-got-stolen-in-ghana/

lol!!! basket mouth vs clink da drunk, interesting comedy

being fvcked by all the guys in this world won't give you a gold medal, other ladies too are being fvcked, so hoe, use your upper!!!!



if women can think exactly like the way they fvck, may be this world would have been better!!!

former president, chai this life!!!

useless empty hen, the thing that airtel had already started since, the only thing empty hen can do is deduct your money, and allow you to only use 350mb out of 500mb, useless network, they will pack all our money to south Africa and still say that they like us!!!


what you are still contemplating whether to do it, airtel is already doing it for their customers, just hope stinginess won't slaughter you. well its not your fault, though, 'blame NCC!!!!!

chai e pain them!!! man utd fans sowwie!! sowwie!!! ehn!!!
by the way, where is Howard WEBB? LOL!!!

prof Wenger, mention any big star that wasn't prospected by Wenger?
the man is dope! RESPECT!!!!!!

there has been reports of armed robbery at first bank mpape in Abuja .


many people have been saying all sorts of things, shouting money heist, professor, Denver and all sorts, but what I just want to say is that all those things cannot and will never work in Nigeria. it can only work in advanced or developed countries.

Nigeria has been hard wired that nothing works anymore. Professor ko Denver ni,

when sars and Nigerian soldiers panel beat your body, you will know that JESUS CHRIST is not from oshodi!!!!

good day Nairaland!!!

when the party start , when the party starts we popping champagne!!!!
when the money finish we go back to cafe!!!!
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see them money heist, Raymond Reddington, 24hours, Nigerian soldier never tear you hot slap before, if you receive one slap you will know that this is Nigeria and not Hollywood

La illaha illa Allahu!!!

like the guy above rightly said, they are in it for their pockets. all the gold that was mined from south Africa where is it? all the elephant tusk or ivory from cote d ivoire where are they? all the rubber, cocoa, groundnut, oilpalm and so on from old 1970s Nigeria where are they? I heard burnaboy singing about how the royal Niger company now know as Unilever sold Africa. they are all the same both France and Britain, likes of likes, no difference, Benin museum was plundered, they stole the artifacts there, Egyptian mummies were stolen and kept inside the British museum, so nothing concerns them save their own interest, not even apartheid or restructuring or anything, despite being heavily criticized, the British still maintain and have a say in south Africa's governance up till now. they don't like us but anytime we have problems, we run to them. I give kudos to Robert Mugabe, he gave them a run for their money, don't forget after Muammar Gaddafi has died and toppled, up till now their is no peace in Libya, now we have insurgency also in Nigeria.

I watched an episode in the TV series strike back where Conrad Knox was talking about how the British bought the whole Africa. Like the Ghanaians usually say that we are just plenty in Nigeria, plenty for nothing and they are right.

Britain is not even as big as Nigeria, in terms of population or land mass or resources, human or natural, and evrybidy is speaking English, they are ruling the world.

if you want to enslave a man, don't bind him with chains and flog him with leather whip, BRAINWASH HIM!!!

start a pos business, withdraw transfer and send money, also buying and selling of recharge cards

hmmn, I don't blame corrupt leaders, I blame their followers who voted them into power. before kogi elections, they all said "heaven will fall" , on election day it was another story entirely as money was flying around, even an election officer or is it corper returned money to the security agents. also here on Nairaland, before the 2019 elections, they all castigated and castrated Buhari's career , saying all sorts of, most of them didn't even cone out to vote, they hid behind their keyboards. Lagos where there is no security issue had the highest voter apathy, Borno where there is suicide bombing and killings by Boko haram, people still came out to vote, may be our leaders are not even the problem, may be we the followers are the problem,!!! #Godbless!!

north: come and rule Nigeria!!

south east: tufiakwa!! over my dead body I can't stay any longer in this zoo, I am going to Biafra!!!

south west: aboki no mind him jare , WHERE IS THE POWER?

we can all stay and lift her higher or we can keep throwing tantrums at each other till our children grow up and ask themselves "who are these clowns?"

so so much hate in the land, well someone who said we need more companies, factories and industries than churches and mosques was right though. we just build buildings and claim to worship God but hate ourselves, chai!!! May God save us!!!

o boy devil is drinking water!!!

May God save us!!!

like the popular adage, " don't touch the wounded lion, it is more dangerous!!"

you want to quote me? spare the messenger, sip the message!!" lol!!!

good morning Nairaland!!!

When a man makes so much money, he feels he need a lot of women to complement his new found status.

When a woman makes so much money, she feels she doesn't need a man to validate her wealth status.

Differences between men and women explained.

is this true or not? Share your comments

good guy, don't die because of a woman, you ask why read this story

an Alfa who had four wives died in Kano, so his Alfas who were his friends came to pray during his funeral, but they waited a little bit and didn't start immediately, the people around got tired and asked them to start that they have other things to do, they(Alfas) told the people to wait that they will be back in a jiffy. They went inside the compound and caught one of his wives sleeping with another man!!!!


though not all women are bad but only few are good, someone said that majority of those in hell are women. I guess he is right. a woman once tattooed "welcome to the gates of hell" on her pvssy. they said men won't allow women to rule, but don't you remember what happened the last time EVE ,our great grand mother tried to run things, giving apple to Adam, it landed us all in this shit hole!

women, can't kill them, can't live with them, like the security agents usually say "watch your back"

man utd fans how far now, when will you go to relegation?

talk cannot cook rice

thinking that God will come from heaven and take away all your problems have been the biggest problem Nigerians always have.
we have a league, we have players playing there, and coaches coaching them, why not just pick a good one from amongst the league coaches, this will even encourage the other coaches to do better. we are crying hunger in plenty, we are walking naked despite having clothes, we are are eating bones though having meat.

kudos to clement westerhoef for what he did with the dream team, then we had the likes of jay jay okocha, KANU nwankwo, Daniel amokachi, and so on.

we don't even believe in ourselves, how will an outsider believe in us? imagine Mikel paying the hotel bill of the super eagles during the world cup? NFF shame on you!!!!

wherever you are is an opportunity use it well, Sunday oliseh was shouting "pay me before I die", Christian chukwu, shuaibu amodu and many other were owed salaries by NFF, now they(NFF) are having issues with this gernot also, every day is for the thief, but NFF don't forget one day is for the owner!!!

shun sir, I doff my hat ooo!!!

don't die because of any woman, most of them think that their pvssies are worth one million dollars but they aren't (prostitutes sell it for 500naira on the streets), just fvck the bitches among them and marry the virgins. 999,999 out of one million are h**s, so my guy, JI MASUN!!!

you need some redpills,
try https://www.nairaland.com/ubunja
thank me later

thank God I read miseducations by prof ubunja
google this book "the manipulated man" by Esther villar, download the PDF.
don't be a sissy bro,
good day!!

ajansare, owon jona!!!!

its not how to make money that's the problem, its how to spend it
you have excess? let me give you my acct no.

if guys had used all their money, time and energy that they spent fvcking who.res , oloshos, slaymamas and prostitu.tes on investment, business or making money, we would have more Dangotes and more Otedolas in Nigeria. Whorin.g and poverty are two sides of a coin.

you want to argue, argue with your keyboard!!!