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yes she is, even EVE our great grand mother was a virgin!!!

a man wanted to do money ritual, so the ritualist asked him to bring a virgin from UNILAG!!!

guys please help him, he needs your help!!!!

Drema:
If you want to be successful, great and influential in this life, NEVER marry an AFONJA......The ADELEKEs are wise.

hmmmn, with this your comment!!!

what correlation does wealth, success and influence has with non- afonjas ?

aren't there godammn poor, and poverty stricken people who are non afonjas?

aren't there poor people in the south east? chai this your comment needs injection and bandages!!!!

o.b.o

oya blame BUHARI!
wailers how market?
if your streets are dirty, blame BUHARI!!!!

fg, leave Togo, Benin and Niger alone, think about Nigerians who don't pay bills first!!!

you want to quote me? I don't have light for the past three months, they have cut my wire after they collected my 5k, I am using generator and power bank to read nairaland!!!
welcome to Nigeria, the most populous black nation!!!

talk cannot cook rice

Show some love

Even if no one like you, or shows love to you, play according to God's benovelence.
He is love and His love encompasseth!
Hate will just deepen and bite more harder.

The guy that said that he hates you, show some love to him.

The kids in your compound, smile to them, they need some love.

If Adam and Eve were alive now, seeing their children at war with each other, won't they have said "Didn't we your parents love each other?"

Bob Marley sang:"I wanna love you and treat you and treat you right. Everyday and every night, we will be together... "

"One love, one heart, let's get together and feel alright!!!! See children..... Give thanks and praise to the Lord and will feel alright!!!"

typical politician, five minutes ago water is wet, two minutes later, fire is burning inside the water!!!



beware of Nigerian politicians, they are worse than dogs!!!

oya blame BUHARI!!
If they steal your goat, blame BUHARI!! If shit didn't come out blame BUHARI!!
If mosquito bites you, blame BUHARI!!
If you catch cold, blame BUHARI!!!

When the devil wears canvass
Women make up every time. They paint their faces, nails, legs and body.
They shave their arm pit, pubic hair and eye lashes. They are just like a soldier preparing for a battle. He wears armor, carries his shield and wields his sword.

The sword is for attacking while the shield is to defend.
The devil also fights. He strategies and employs loyal servants to his entourage. But when he sights a delicious prey, he jumps up and gets greedy.
"I must catch this one" he says to himself.
"He is mine!" He boasts
And he will get prepared. But how does he catch men? He disguises as a woman!
When you see a pretty damsel smiling at you, asking for your number or showing you green light, "YOU ARE THE SWEET PREY!" and the devil is wearing canvass for your matter!

My brother take to your heels and fleeeee!!!!!


I seek refuge from the evils of the devil and his emissaries!!!

#Godbless

Hoes and poverty, business women and wealth

If you have noticed, most hoes or prostitutes around you are damn broke as hell, even if they they are being patronised by rich men. Why?
As the money comes, as the money goes!!

Their tastes hare high, Dubai, shopping, Gucci, Fendi, Ferrari, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Balenciaga, i phone 13 etc are top of their to do list.
They hardly have any business at hand.

On the other hand, business women think how to turn thousands of naira into millions.
Those women are early wakers, calling their customers for delivery of their goods. They network with their traders.

At the and of the day, the little profit that they make will be used to sustain them and their family.

While I was a kid, there was a whoore I knew very well around my area, pretty, busty and the type every man will like to pour it inside raw.
Twenty years later now, I mean in 2019, right now, she is selling agbo Jedi, paraga, and pelebe inside a motorcar park (name withheld for security reasons).
What happened? The men that patronize her before have abandoned her.

She is now an old cargo. New, fresh, hot blooded girls are now flooding the streets. "Market" has finished in her shop. Her beauty has faded and that is what men are after, not her intellect but the ephemeral.

So ladies build businesses. We know you are good at it!
There are enough whoores, bitches, oloshos, slay mamas and nude girls already in our streets and society.

Do you still want to add to them?

Be apart of the solution, not a part of the problem. Thanks.

Good day Nairaland!!

#onelove
#peace
#Godbless!!

wetin musa no go see for gate

timaya: "when money no dey, nobody looked at my face, eeeeeeh, then say me I dey CRAZE!!!"

may God bless your hustle!!!

black pot calling kettle black

book smartness doesn't necessarily guarantee your success in life,

if the person in question, isn't book smart, let him or her try business!!!

when God wants to blow your musical career, then efcc will come and arrest you and lock you up, if not for efcc, who will be listening to "kuronbe?"


marlians how market?

ehya sowie

three things are constant
1.death
2.taxes
3.women walking nude!!!

argue with your keyboard!!!

don't abuse "time" , for God is the Lord of "time".


2023 is just a number on the pages of calendar, I think the politicians should look inwards and check themselves!!!!

may the ALMIGHTY bless OP!!!

peperipe peperipepe

no go dey do pass yasef!!!

peperipe peperipepe

no go dey do pass yasef!!!

no they should collect the whole budget!!!
armed robbers!!!

rich richer, poor poorer, where others see sturborness and failure, some will always see success


money bags!!!

maga

the man dancing on the river has his drummer inside the water!!!
where did boko haram get guns, foods, and supplies?
we like to deceive ourselves in this country!!!

were they united before or fighting for their pockets?

they don cut my wires!! so he who is beheaded needs no cap!!!


well its full moon tonight, so after my torchlight, then you can count MOONLIGHT too!!!

you don't get any humour in this?
you wan use NIGERIA'S wahala kill yaself?

five minutes: UP NEPA!!!!!(everybody shouts)

five minutes again: they took the light(oooooh God!, were!!! bastards, sons of bitches,)

welcome to Nigeria, home of weird people, !!!!

efcc should stop popularizing these guys, they think they are doing the right thing, but these guys are just taking them for fun!

he who has no head cannot wear cap, if they like they should work 24/7 ,I can't have light in my house, you ask why? I paid 5k to one idiot, mumu me, they still come and cut the wires last last, now am using generator to charge!!!

no light in Nigeria, just darkness!!!, black man, black brains!!!

I just wonder where the former governor is right now?

during his tenure 2011-2019, (eight years) a kid was asked who was the governor and who was the deputy, the kid replied: the governor is bukola, and fatai is his deputy" I don't blame the kid though!!!

effects of drinking two bottles of small stout everyday!!

SultanOfPuna:
This is why Islam says we should marry more wives..
Cuz true true... Na So King Solomon Do am Na So Man Suppose Do am...
It is our nature to like more than one partner
Monogamy is a dumb idea
Look at the massive rate of divorce and mumu nairaland threads "how my wife cheated blah blah blah"..

before Islam said one should marry four wives, terms and conditions applies, if you can't satify those terms and conditions marry only one!!! don't procreate beggars and thieves into the society, God is not a magician but He is a goddamn strategist!!! so emulate God, plan before pouring it inside!!!