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CrimeRe: Woman Stabs Male Neighbour To Death In Lagos For Playfully Touching Her by profilemessages: 11:51am On Jan 18, 2020
please don't die because of any woman especially Nigerian women, they are bunch of just hoes and lazy asses
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde: Not A Dime Of Oyo Money Will Go To Lagos, They Have No Right by profilemessages: 11:42am On Jan 18, 2020
eeya this guy go get serious problem, where were you when obj didn't pay Lagos ? yet they moved on, bad belle is so bad that it gets to a point you get blinded by hatred
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives London Wearing His Favourite Winter Jacket by profilemessages: 11:38am On Jan 18, 2020
one thing I learned from buhari, don't mind bad belle, just be yourself
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Biodun COZA Raped Me Twice, The Second One Was On The Road Side by profilemessages: 7:51am On Jan 17, 2020
that is why I hate Nigerian women, toast them they will say no, sleep with them, it is called rape when you get elected to a top post or position.

I swear Nigerian women are all going to hellfire!!!
RomanceGuys: What Will You Do If It Were You? by profilemessages(op): 4:29am On Jan 17, 2020
What will you do?
If it were you what will you do?
Note this one is not them say them say.
It happened to me this year, so your matured advice is needed and no insults please.
I travelled to Town X "name withheld for security reasons". Inside my compound there were ten rooms there but there was only one bathroom and toilet inside.
The bathroom was joined together with the toilet so if you want to urinate and someone is passing excreta, you will have to wait till he or she finishes his or her stool.
Also the toilet had no window nor door. If you are inside someone can enter without you knowing.
There was a married woman beside my room. Though looking at her age she might still be below 30, let's say 26 or 27 sha!
She was already pregnant, her belle has started protruding bit by bit. Let's say five or six months.
One day I wanted to excrete, I was pressed to the point. I did not know that this woman was bathing inside the bathroom incorporated toilet.
As I entered lo and behold I saw her bathing with soap sud all over her. I couldn't say anything because I didn't speak her language and she didn't speak English.
Days after she started bad mouthing me to everyone in the compound that I was looking at her unclothedness in the bathroom.
Though no one was able to challenge me but I knew that I was sitting on a time bomb.
So without telling anyone I left the house and went to rent another room in another area.
I told my friend and some people I trust the truth about the matter.
But the issue now is that up till now, the woman or lady is still bad mouthing me to everyone.
This is after like three months that I have left their compound oooooh!
Guys this one is a real inside life.
A lot of things are happening inside life. I just have only one question for you. If it were you what will you do?
Note I am now living in another street far from there ooooh! But fear women! They can go to any length!!!!
What will you do?
RomanceRe: First Gay Muslim Wedding Takes Place In UK by profilemessages: 4:21am On Jan 17, 2020
Nigerian women are worse than gays
RomanceRe: Sexy, Hot, Sweet And Stunning Girl Removing Her Pants To Twerk(video) by profilemessages: 4:09am On Jan 17, 2020
the major problem. about the sisterhood is that not one female will be bold enough to admit what this nude poster is doing is wrong, instead they will still be covering her up
RomanceRe: Lady's What Are The Signs You Use To Detect A Guy That Want Just Sex? by profilemessages: 4:01am On Jan 17, 2020
@mr brown jay, may God bless you


you(woman) exposed all your body, boobs, ass and still come to Instagram and social media posting nude pictures and you are not looking for sex?


why didn't you wear hijab and use it to cover all your body, women wearing hijab, the one that covers all there body from head to toe too get fvcked by their husbands. like bread that was kept inside nylon and another one with no nylon that housefly were perching on it every time, so also are women who dress nude and display lewdness and promiscuity.

well may be I am just saying nonsense!!!
RomanceFootball Brings Men Together What Brings Women Together? by profilemessages(op): 7:33pm On Jan 16, 2020
Football brings men together, cartoon brings children together,

what brings women together? lol!
PoliticsRe: Biography Of Kingsley Obiorah – New CBN Deputy Governor by profilemessages: 7:04pm On Jan 16, 2020
as if you didn't have representatives from your zones? ekweremadu senate president for how many years? what did he do? you didn't have governors in your States? they didn't collect allocations? or it was buhari that collected it?


if your streets are dirty please blame buhari, if mosquito bites you, blame buhari, if shit didn't come out blame buhari,

but I thought you were going to Biafra? still love this zoo?
PoliticsRe: Pres. Buhari Commissions Women Affairs Ministry Building In Abuja (Photo) by profilemessages: 6:58pm On Jan 16, 2020
God bless PMB, God bless Nigeria!!
RomanceRe: Arabs - The Most Beautiful Women On Earth? by profilemessages: 9:01am On Jan 16, 2020
Nigerian babes are ugly when compared with latinas, those babes be like angels from paradise, they love with all their heart but Nigerian babes , they have no iota of love in their heart, the first time that they see you, they will be praying to God that you should die, before you even finish first round she will asking "guy you never cum?" Nigerian babes got no love left in their heart, they are just hoes!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Be The World's First African Superpower - Newsweek by profilemessages: 8:45am On Jan 16, 2020
I suggest that our education sector needs to be rebranded, to allow for inculcation of productivity of goods and services into the economy, more jobs more money, more opportunities because an idle hand is the devils workshop

illiteracy, poverty and ignorance are issue that also needs to be addressed by govt and everyone, we don't need finger pointing or ass licking anymore,

in the north millions of almajiris don't go to school, they just roam the streets and beg for food, those in power just look the other side and pretend as if they don't know. as long as its not their children, nothing concerns them, the house that you built for an undisciplined child, will be sold by the child, we keep building structures and building, but dont pay attention to education.

kudos to emir of kano, sanusi, he keeps making his voice known for this and kudos also to former president goodluck Jonathan for building almajiri schools in the north.

population is just a number, Britain is around 50million, not even up to three states Lagos kano and rivers in Nigeria, and they are ruling the world, everybody is speaking English, so if you are plenty and you haven't tapped into your human resource potential, of what use is the population?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Speaks On Uzodinma’s Victory At The Supreme Court by profilemessages: 8:02am On Jan 16, 2020
they all want Tinubu s head on a platter of gold, but the guy keeps making waves like a rocking boat, ehya sorry guys, bad belle is a very bad disease,

you said he is a thief, yes we know he is, but the bible said remove the peck in your own eyes before the pluck in your brothers eye,

catch your former governors, senators and house of reps who stole your money

you said he stole, are you from Lagos state?
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka Says He Has 39 More Prophecies by profilemessages: 7:09am On Jan 16, 2020
corruption, not religion is Nigerias problem, we tend to deceive ourselves that I am Muslim or Christian that that is why Nigeria is bad, but no, it isn't, corruption has not religion or ethnic group, it cuts across ,

stop stealing the money meant to construct roads , bridges, schools, and hospitals, all in the name of religion, moses, Joseph, Jesus and Mohammed p.b.u them were all men of God and didn't loot the treasury, they had their jobs!!!!
RomanceDear Ladies Live A Life, Not A Lie by profilemessages(op): 4:58pm On Jan 15, 2020
You found him in facebook:
You check his Profile picture.
He is handsome.
He inboxed you.
You reply, all excited.
You'll want 2 hook up.
You set a date.
You dress up that Legging With No underwear.
Smelling good.
You put on a make up- fresh breath and new weave.
He takes you 4 lunch @Serena Hotel.
He Takes you for - Drinks At Java.
You two have a good time.
He rubs your hand,
Makes you laugh,
Gives you looks and smiles.
You stupidly fall in love.
It's like you've known him Forever.
He takes you to his apartment.
He makes you feel comfortable and lays u on his bed.
Kiss you passionately.
You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in.
It feels good.
You know it's wrong, but it feels good.
You ask for protection, he says it's too late.
You obey and don't disturb.
He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too. He hits it nice and slow
After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
He helps you drink it, ooohh man.
You feel special.
"He must be the one" you think to yourselfsmiley.
You get dressed.
He takes you to the taxi park.
He kisses you on the cheeks and says
"I had a great time,"
Gives You cash.
You smile and say.
"See you tomorrow babe."
He stays silent.
Your taxi drives away,
In the taxi u can't stop smiling.
You get home and inbox him that you got home safe.
He is online, but doesn't reply.
It's unlike him, so you inbox him again.
He doesn't respond.
Minutes later you can't find him on ur friend list.
HE BLOCKED YOU.
Days, weeks, months passes by.
You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth.
You go to the clinic.
Get tested.
Minutes later,
Nurse walks in."I'm sorry. You're HIV Positive and Pregnant!"
".HOW ?"
You don't understand.
Reality hits you.
You walk home.
Scared.
Confused.
You go to the bus stop.
You lay, hopeless, emotionless.
You see death coming nearer.
You look into the sky & mumble a prayer.
That's the end of you.
Don't be that girl!!!Live well. Stop Chasing Material Things. Stop chasing SPONSORS!!
Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be!
TO ALL THE LADIES.
LIVE A LIFE
NOT A LIE.
PhonesRe: Data, Call Rates Hike Imminent As States Raise Row Charge by profilemessages: 4:39pm On Jan 15, 2020
when glo gives you 500mb but you just used 150mb, then the whole data disappeared, then you will know that JESUS CHRIST IS NOT FROM NIGERIA!!!!
CrimeRe: La Catrina: María Guadalupe López Esquivel, Cartel Boss Killed In Mexico by profilemessages: 4:35pm On Jan 15, 2020
hypocritic USA, they keep saying they are the good guys, whilst consuming drugs highest in the world, where do all the drugs from mexico end up into? USA!!!


I Love drug dealers, they never give up, they are like insurgents or extremists, shebi you(mumu USA) say you killed one of them, another person will take his place,

charity begins at home, tell USA that if she wants to end drug war, she should stop using drugs, simple law of economic, no demand no supply,
CelebritiesRe: Davido Goes Out With His Bible (photos/video) by profilemessages: 9:44am On Jan 14, 2020
slap kizz Daniel manager on saturday
CrimeRe: Meet The Richest Criminal In History, Worth 30 Billion Dollars by profilemessages: 9:40am On Jan 14, 2020
the drug industry is more profitable even more than the oil industry, but they always operate in the dark, because of fear of being caught, though all the govt officials and politicians too use drugs!!!

sowore once said that marijuana should be considered as an export product, didn't blame him though, drug dealers don't need any permission to cross your borders, YOU, DONALD TRUMP, you erected a wall on the MEXICAN BORDER abbi, my guys use tunnels,

I like drug dealers they are crazy, fvck with hoes, bitches and politicians, but my guy please I beg you don't fvck with drug dealers, THEY WILL COME FOR YOU!!!!!

you said you don't use drug? what about paracetamol? lolhuh?
PoliticsRe: Operation Amotekun: Carry Illegal Arms, Be Arrested, Police Warn OPC, Hunters by profilemessages: 5:45am On Jan 13, 2020
ignorance, poverty, arrogance, tools easily used by politicians to brainwash Nigerian youths, well I don't blame the leaders, I blame their followers, PHAROAH led many into the sea!!!!
PoliticsRe: Operation Amotekun: Carry Illegal Arms, Be Arrested, Police Warn OPC, Hunters by profilemessages: 5:43am On Jan 13, 2020
most of them don't even know what is "amotekun" , so how do you expect them to understand the project?
TV/MoviesRe: Aside From Money Heist, Which Series Movie Is The Best? by profilemessages: 5:04am On Jan 13, 2020
person of interest
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls No More Shy These Days by profilemessages: 4:35am On Jan 13, 2020
I downloaded inmessage app yesterday, omo come and see plenty girls for there, I was like, what the hell? even above 40 women too were there, are all women now who.res?
RomanceRe: This Bad Habit Must Stop by profilemessages: 6:41pm On Jan 10, 2020
hoes slaymamas and oloshos, what else do you expect?

don't come back and be crying on naira land that "she broke my heart after collecting my 5k" , sorry guy, but THESE GUYS ARENT LOYAL, no more monkey in idanre, they have all wisened up!!!!
RomanceRe: “my Husband Is Gay, His Boyfriend Lives In Lekki”- Woman Cries Out by profilemessages: 6:36pm On Jan 10, 2020
forget religion, forget soddom and Gomorrah Nigerian women are worse than gays!!!!!
RomanceRe: “my Husband Is Gay, His Boyfriend Lives In Lekki”- Woman Cries Out by profilemessages: 6:32pm On Jan 10, 2020
when you toast them they will say no, when you are gay or visiting a who.re or brothel, they start snitching,

sorry ma, YOUR PUSSY IS NOT GOLD PLATED, !!!!SORRY MA!!!!!
RomanceRe: “my Husband Is Gay, His Boyfriend Lives In Lekki”- Woman Cries Out by profilemessages: 6:31pm On Jan 10, 2020
don't even blame bobrisky, an average Nigerian woman , lady or girl are worst than BOBRISKY!!!!
RomanceRe: “my Husband Is Gay, His Boyfriend Lives In Lekki”- Woman Cries Out by profilemessages: 6:29pm On Jan 10, 2020
most women usually think that their bodies are the passport to heaven, that if you don't have them, that you can't make it in life, I just wonder how this world would have been without women!!!!
RomanceRe: “my Husband Is Gay, His Boyfriend Lives In Lekki”- Woman Cries Out by profilemessages: 6:27pm On Jan 10, 2020
why do.women hate gay men? I don't know the problem of our modern day women nowadays with gay guys, if they(/women)/notice that you are gay, they will be the first to snitch on that guy, but if the guy toast them they will shout "no" .


I toast you you said no, I toast a guy he said yes, what the hell is your problem? guys please share your comments

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