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ugly man

single

broke

very very hated


diss topic of the compound

lucky one VAGINA WOMAN broke my heart long time ago

THANKING GOD FOR THE KISS OF LIFE

#happilysingle

the fuSHure is VEEmale

ggh

because i am poor

i am short like malt bottle

i wear slippers, not cover shoes

i drink garri everyday

i collect N15000 every month

i have not start doing YAHOO


i dont have car

i dont have six packs

i dont carry her for shopping in SHOPRITE, TANTALIZERS, CHICKEN REPUBLIC KFC and so on

i go to pray everyday not clubs

i dont smoke, drink beer


ITS A THREAD GUYS ADD YOURS


(if you like quote my profile, I NO GO REPLY YOU)

I DON TEY FOR NAIRALAND

nice one

thank GOD there are dildos, vibrators and sex machines in the market nowadays


just buy one and plug yourself


or cucumber or cocacola 35 cl bottle go do you


diick na gold these days

men don scarce

i toasted a girl somewhere

she said she dates MEN not boys


i said whao


the moment you appraoch a nigerian lady

the kind of attitude or bs she serves you will tell you the spec of men BROWSING her WEBSITE

vagina people







the fuSHure is VEE male


lol




abeg you in GOD's name dont quote me

mr dj please play me CRAZY by SHATTA WALE






Please dont quote me


i live in MARS

many of them americans dont go to school, some are even college drop outs,


some cant even read and write


some even thinks africa is jungle of wild animals like baboons, and monkeys,


thats what they are being told by their media


its not only in nigeria that we have poor and homeless people


many of them americans, white and black are very poor , jobless and homeless,

some even depend on government to eat everyday

my opinion is that some european countries like spain france even dey enjoy pass some low class or middle class americans

the older the wine the better the taste


and older women are more mature than young girls

the future no only get belle



E GET BREASTS AND PXSSY






abeg dont quote me, i am in MARS

the bigger the yansh the bigger her problems







pls dont quote me

efcc too got bills to pay











welcome to nigeria

the future is female

Vagina people

So all the ladies doing prostit,tes in hotels and brothels dont like sex?



women walking almost nude on nigerian streets dont like sex?



women going for boob and yansh plastic surgery dont like sex?

DONT WORRY JUST


Dig a grave,


enter inside,

give her a shovel,

Then tell her to bury you alive


THAT WILL END BAD NEWS FOR NAIRALAND








DONT QUOTE ME PLEASE

I,am nOt supporting his arrogance but he was right about nigerians not being there for,him when he needed it most


most are not appreciative of what we have in this country


he ought to have won the grammy many years ago


and many many of our artistes have long deserved the grammy

El rufai is doing things in the wrong way


the house cannot be set on fire because of mere argument

wars come and go, battle ground stays eternal


we should be ready to face the consequences of our actions

time is a very patient warrior

This is how EFCC THINKS these days

Nigerian politician , FREE TO GO


yahoo boy, collect my account number




Corruption promoters

Oh boy

when the future is bleak and weak always check the past

the incumbent is always having issues carrying the ship of the state moving forward

it is thus forced to delve into the past

there is no how you want to carry bukola without first carrying fatai, its impossible,

they are like the siamese twins, 5&6


but we all know the usual efcc brouhaha

he will be walking in the next five minutes

newspaper headlines as usual

Oh boy

The fuSHure is VEE MALE

Crime is like evil

once it enters the soul, it is very cumbersome to purge out

Money asides


the damage done to them PSYCHOLOGICALLY, AND SOCIO ECONOMICALLY is more than the money


their minds will now be CRIMINAL MINDS with the caliber of people they will have mingled with in the prison


a guy collecting 30000 per month with no criminal record is better than a drug baron who goes to shit and shave in GUANTANAMO every weekend

The only gum binding NIGERIA is CORRUPTION

Sorry baby no time for love

He must be tall like kanu nwankwo

he must be rich like dangote

he must have six packs like the rock

he must be funny like eddie murphy

he must be friendly like facebook and instagram

he must be lovely like GOD THE ALMIGHTY


MADAM JUST TELL GOD SAY NA ANGEL GABRIEL OR MICHEAL YOU WAN MARRY




At the end of the day


they will carry mens pictures to shiloh



when they have became EVENING NEWSPAPERS

VAGINA PEOPLE

If she is not giving you mind blowing sex 24/7


then she is fxcking another guy


and you are a simp


its as simple as that


no wonder most of people who patronise brothels, hotels and prostit,utes most are married men

#MAYGODSAVEUS