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Women

to your face they will pretend they love you


at your back


they will bite their fingers in spite





#MAYGODSAVEUS

Yes they are humans


but i pray that they dont do you strong thing


so that we will not later be reading bad news on nairaland

read this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6294240/fear-women


I AM NOT BAD MOUTHING WOMEN

BUT DONT SLEEP WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED

#MAYGODSAVEUS

If your head no dey correct

just look for a nigerian woman


when she give you RESTORE FACTORY SETTINGS

That your head wey no correct go come correct for you

Digressing

when i first entered my new compound
the women there asked me " why your stomach big like this?

later they asked "cant you greet us?

later they asked " why arent you romantic?

later they asked " cant you fxck?

later to their fellow women " you sure say this man's di ck dey work like this?

IF I DEY GO PRAY EVERYTIME
they will say " its like this guy has offended GOD OH"

TO THE TOPIC

the older women grow, the greedier they become and the more entitled to your properties and attention they will become

she is shit testing you to know how much she still worth,

the moment you put her in her right place she will come to her senses . TOTO PEOPLE, NO WONDER ABOKI GUYS ALWAYS LOCK THEM INSIDE GATE



MAY GOD SAVE US FROM WOMEN(VAGINA PEOPLE)

SHE REJECTED ME BECAUSE THERE IS NO SHIT IN MY BUM BUM


LOL


the future is female indeed

Modern day women

if you toast them, trouble


if you look at them, wahala


if you want to fxck them issues


the future is not female, the future starts now from the choices you made


THE FUTURE IS NOT STUPID,


MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES

This is how northern guys see NIGERIA


free crude oil money for theie governors and cabals

free grazing farmlands for their herdsmen


free lives to maim , sack and kill by terrorists and boko haram

MAY GOD SAVE US

If she is not fxcking you 24/7


she is fxcking another guy

and you are a simp.


ignore her and watch her die a natural death


they women, love attention, as long as you dont give it to them



you are a king


women plenty these days, dont die because of a selfish pxssy, find another one

Vagina people

The future is female



NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE ......



IS YOUR NAME NIGERIAN WOMEN?


LOL!

Vagina people


ASK MOSDII

HE WILL LECTURE YOU ABOUT THEM



please who get nokia pin mouth?

All the women in my compound think that i am a mad man


one was calling me baboon this morning



so if you are a woman, will you marry baboon or mad man?


LATER THEY WILL FULL SHILOH WITH MENS PICTURES

VAGINA PEOPLE

BABA won renew the jazz


but why e dey find KANAYO?



NA BLOOD RITUAL HIM WAN DO?

When we were in kano, i stood beside the road, several fuel tankers of AA RANO, were passing by

so i asked my friend, NA ONLY THIS MAN DEY THIS PLACE?


He replied, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING, HE (RANO) IS THE DOMINANT, OTHERS ARE JUST FOLLOWING HIM


TO THE TOPIC

DANGOTE IS THEIR PAPA FOR NIGERIA

when i was reading the other time that he dangote was fighting with bua over sugar palava

it was then i knew how greedy that RICHEST MAN IN AFRICA WAS

#MAYGODSAVEUS

Most plACES MANAGED BY WOMEN ARE USUALLY INTO ONE OR TWO ISSUES


SAVE IF SHE HAS STRONG MEN BACKING HER

MEN 80% LOGIC, 20% EMOTION
WOMEN 20% LOGIC 80% EMOTION

And later they will be saying that

NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE USELESS, IS HE A GIRL?

the future is female indeed











lol



apart from opening gate, wetin MUSA know?

IS YOUR NAME MUSA?

j.o.b journey of borrowers

most of them rely on loans and debts

i am very sure this cant happen in NIGERIA

gullivers travel

la ilaha illa ALLAHU muhamadu rasullulahi


subuhanallahi

ok

lucky a richer cuter guy is not yet around the corner


when she is through with you she go dump you

i pray we still wont be reading SHE DITCHED ME on nairaland

love still exist dont get it twisted

but just dont sleep with two eyes closed

23. NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE USELESS ALL OF THEM






lol




dont quote me, i am on drugs

sometimes its not at all how they ladies are, the way you dress is the way you are addressed


it depends on the way you package yourself


ladies dont care where you got your money, but they will help you to spend it, na you go dey debate am with baba GOD when you reach heaven



and dont think you can satisfy them, the moment she sees another rich dude, she don jakpa be that



before an able bodied man like mosdii woke up early in the morning and started ringing bell all over nigeria on NAIRALAND that NIGERIAN GRILS ARE USELESS ALL OF THEM

OMO E GET AS E BE (OKI SI BE)

MAY GOD SAVE US

ORITSEFEMI BABALOKE DONT BLESS ONLY ME BLESS MY ENEMIES TOO

HOW MUCH IS THE SALARY?