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have you blamed BUHARI today?
please blame BUHARI!!

wetin Musa no go see for gate!!

wanna enter hell? spend all your life on women.
someone said that the devil is a woman, I think so too!!! May God save us!!!

Commander Ebenezer Obey sang: "Do you want to kill the donkey?" ( efe pa ketekete ni?)

yes

women's pvsssy is elastic, it stretches and returns to original size after being stretched, think about when a baby's head is coming out, it still passes through, months later she gets treated and you are still fvvking her. so don't kill yourself because of small penis, small or big if she wan cheat, she will!!! mist guys think that fvcking is world war 2, they will drink alomo, paraga, Jedi, opa eyin, tramadol, codeine, marijuana, ale, Viagra, sildenalfil, rophynol . Mr man are you going to fight? women fvck with emotions not physical .

the woman that you want to kill yourself on top is giving it to another man. no matter how big you are, another mans things is bigger than yours!!! women know this but they only discuss it at their sisterhood meetings. so don't loose your neck over small dick,

airtel

he is Fulani and if you think that its only IBO that are beautiful in Nigeria, my man you haven't seen FULANI guys or girls, yeah you think they rear cow and walk in the bush abii but not all of them!!!!! Nigeria is beautiful not only in natural resources, we have beautiful people too!!!


happy married life Mr Atiku!!!!

Sirjamo:
If you aren't pleased With certain situation in a system you're involved with, just quit rather that fighting a battle you are sure to lose.

sometimes a fly can crash a plane, "sometimes" and life like Olympics isn't just about winning or losing, its about did you too PARTICIPATED?

say what you want, but we will all use iPhone last last, you ask when, check what happened to BlackBerry!!!!, I no even use am before Android took over, life na turn by turn

you make this sound as if there are no poor people in the south east too? then why do you guys leave your states and come to Lagos all in search for greener pastures?

so because there is unemployment, it doesn't affect IBOs too? or because you hate BUHARI, you shouldn't say the facts? come on man, you can do better!!!

poverty has no zone nor region restrictions, even dangote and bill gates have poor people in their families. it just begs down to what they have done or doing about it.

even if you go to USA, you will still find people sleeping on the streets, this your point isn't valid!!!

poverty is a state of mind and not a disease, we should be talking about solutions not festering the wound. Give us ideas how to reduce poverty, create innovations and solve peoples problems. Good morning NAIRALAND

I was chanced to attend a Hausa wedding this year, we did it inside a mosque, I reached there 11:00 and left 11:30, we didn't even spend up to twenty minutes there, the extra time was when I was talking with someone,

all I am driving at is, we all call these guys(Hausa), goats, cows and animals, but may be we can learn a few things from them. they just asked the father of the bride that "do you give your daughter in marriage to so so so?" and he said yes. that all. it is wedding list items that hasn't made many to be married up till now. hoes oloshos and. slay mamas now plenty everywhere.

though I don't support plenty for nothing children, but we keep saying these guys (Hausa) bear many children, well its because they marry early and come and see their kids, handsome and strong, imagine a woman giving birth at the age of fifty, won't the child be crippled or sick?

dial *312# then select the options its only midnight plan 12pm till 5am so don't sleep!!!

a woman once tattooed "welcome to the gates of hell" on her pvsssy, I guess she is right though, do you want your life to be wrecked, spend it all on women

and the worst thing about them is that even if you hand over the whole world to her, she will still cheat!!!

may God save us!!

naira Marley: pastor dey gbaladun, imam na enjoyment

e pain am!!! well bad belle is always allowed!!!

king in the north!!!


he was clinical during their last English premier league title, though British media is hyperbolic, you gotta give it to vardy, the guy is real!!

he is right

what of mhiz kiss?

also I knew one female rapper during service, her name was "Madonna cc" she performed for us during service. she is from abia state. and she is dope!!!!

search for "Madonna cc" on Facebook if you like her music!!!

network coverage or what did you said? the last person I called now with my glo line didn't hear anything I was saying, I have lived in three different cities in Nigeria and the LAN of glo there are very bad, when we say that their network is bad, we are not demarketing them, we are telling them to improve!!! when I was in service, my glo number is always "NOT REACHABLE" though there is full bars on it!!!!

it pains that a Nigerian network is collecting our money and still treating us bad, what then should we expect from foreigners? glo sucks!!!

and let me add this tip:

bad people "usually" live longer than good people

because the angel of death was once asked and he asked: " if they ask you to cut down a tree from the forest, and you see two trees one straight and tall and another curly and bent, which one will you cut down?"


so we can only appeal to people to do good whilst still breathing but wishing them death doesn't necessarily mean that they will die!!!

ibb is still a kid in pry sch. in terms of "bad people" in Nigeria.
his masters are walking free with no one to catch them!!!
you wan quote me? hello "thunder" "where are you?"

how can I join? I just just want to start pos business in front of my house, @daylight2002 said that pos is free, is it true? she also said that one can get loan of 30to50k is it true? how can I meet you ? I stay in naibawa wailari kasuwa nene


where do you stay, what is your contact?

guys please I need an opay agent here in kano, please if you know any address of any opay agent kindly share thanks. heard that their office was shut down, is there still anyone or may be agent here? this guys @daylight2002 just shared her contact but isn't picking calls, so guys if you know any opay agent contact in kano kindly send here.

I heard they give free pos, I need the pos mehn!!!

thanks guys please reply asap!!!!

someone said that the devil is a woman, well I think he is right!!

its true but the problem I have with my glo is that there network is very very bad!!!

and if they(glo) give you 500mb, you wont use till 300mb before it will finish

very very useless network!!!!

Your longtime girlfriend whom you are planning to marry just told you that she missed her period.
You loved her and she loves you too.

What will you do? Would you accept the pregnancy and let her give birth to the baby or she should abort it?
Kindly share your views!!!

Matured comments only please!!!

hmmmmmn hmmmmn,
the ability to watch one's mouth is indeed a blessing from THE ALMIGHTY!!!

after swallowing akpu and ogbono, if the pepper enters your windpipe, please


BLAME BUHARI!!!!!

inna lilahi was inna illayhi roji uun