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Jokes EtcPeak Milk Can Joke -(picture) by profstar(op):
Abeg i need nairalanders to answer this 'PEAK' question, ITS been over 60 years and these guys are still on this water
abeg when them go reach where dem dey go?
PoliticsRe: Moves To Impeach & Replace Bukola Saraki As Senate President Commences...!!! by profstar(m): 4:20pm On Sep 18, 2015
well for all of you getting warmed up for a fight you are not part of, you better face your business and leave politics alone (except does who are been paid to fight online grin)

now, i just wonder, this whole saraki stuff is just like a chess game
the only way sarki can win, is by changing tactic, the guy just dey do defense, where as, the best defense is offense, you are the SENATE PRESIDENT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD (at least for now grin), your offense can be very weighty, go for it, if you know how to play your 'chess-politics', unfortunately, it seems he does not know how to play chess and he is into politics.
PoliticsRe: Saraki: Nigerians Actually Love Corruption But Pretend To Hate It by profstar(m): 4:16pm On Sep 18, 2015
stanech:
There is a very big difference between fighting corruption and eliminating the competition.

RIght now what APC is doing is eliminating the competition
you understand what the game is all about, unfortunately, it seems saraki does not know how to play chess and he is into politics
PoliticsRe: Saraki: Nigerians Actually Love Corruption But Pretend To Hate It by profstar(m): 4:07pm On Sep 18, 2015
well for all of you getting warmed up for a fight you are not part of, you better face your business and leave politics alone (except does been paid to fight online grin)

now, i just wonder, this whole saraki stuff is just like a chess game
the only way sarki can win, is by changing tactic, the guy just dey do defense, where as, the best defense is offense, you are the SENATE PRESIDENT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD (at least for now grin), your offense can be very weighty, go for it, if you know how to play your 'chess-politics'
FashionRe: Wow! Men Now Wear Lace Wigs Too (photos) by profstar(m): 11:45am On Sep 16, 2015
i'm definately sure this is what phyno is using, with him hair wey go dey shine like dog fur lipsrsealed shocked grin
TV/MoviesRe: Your Most Liked Villain In Naruto Shippudden by profstar(m): 10:36am On Sep 15, 2015
dasdexter:
seriously u expect me to type my real name on a faceless forum, nah can't do that
lol, you dey fear, both of you are funny, check your past topics and comment, you've made a blunder somewhere, and someone is coming for you, just like an akasuki comes for a junhuriki, lol, (don't mind my japanise typo)
RomanceRe: Which Number Is Best Arrangement? by profstar(m): 10:09am On Sep 15, 2015
HerexG:
I'm a realist and not blinded by the hypocrisy surrounding the religious folks, as for me 4 is perfect

Why No 4 ?

First as humans we need to get attracted to an opposite sex unlike the animals who just go for the available, getting attracted to an opposite sex is the bedrock of love. Then after attraction, love would set in but for the love to be sealed, sex would have to come in. At this point the couple now see themselves as one, knowing fully well both partners can satisfy each other all the way not holding back a thing. After Love, sex, marriage can then come.

As for me, a relationship without sex is a big No, it is just like planning to live your life forever with a stranger
PhonesRe: Glo Bis Has Stopped working On Android ? by profstar(m): 8:21am On Sep 12, 2015
Pls help o, i lost my android phone but somehow i still have my sim and i do use it with my laptop, but it stopped working, pls any solution
PoliticsRe: I know what pained the people - Jonathan by profstar(m): 11:08am On Sep 09, 2015
Firefire:
Even in retirement, Nigerians will be grateful to you, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan.

We know you could not have survived the conspiracy against you. It was too strong with international colorations.

We also know your enemies are professionals in the field of both "Civilian Coup" and "military coup d'état"

The power owners have already written the script, but too late for you to know.

As much as we see your action(s) as genuine towards a better Nigeria, you waited too long to see the evil handwritings on the walls.

Never mind, you played your part, Nigerians are happy for you sir.

You averted the promised "dog and baboon will be soaked in blood" we thank you.

The promised of forming a parallel government and making Nigeria a failed state was also averted by your love for your country.

"Sometimes I get worried and embarrassed when I hear provocative statements that come from very senior citizens; people that ordinarily will be perceived as senior citizens, who ordinarily should know that the unity of this country is more important than the interests of any individual or a group of individuals. And that the peace of Nigeria is more important than any interest of individuals or group of individuals. Some people even encourage young people to take arms and fight themselves".
- GEJ

...My Ambition Is Not Worth The Blood Of Any Nigerian... GEJ

You also played your part to make Nigeria one of the BEST democracy in Africa.

Thou I am not from the same region with you, but I love your simplicity.

Your leadership style might not be the best, but you are a great leader who love his followers and his country.

Please continue to enjoy your retirement.

You are our hero.

Signed on Behalf of your admirers WORLDWIDE.
Firefire!
Nairaland GeneralRe: 9 Things To Do Before You Turn 30 In Nigeria by profstar(m): 8:35pm On Aug 28, 2015
segello:
1) Travel

Travel a lot as it has exposes you to new cultures,

You have very little responsibility so go and travel. When you get to 30, you’re going to want to travel slightly differently, spend a little more, do slightly more expensive things, eat at slightly better restaurants. So work for a year and save enough money to experience the world on the cheap.

How do you know what you want to do if you don’t know what’s out there to do?

Don’t just travel to the obvious places.


Travel to the tough places.

Travel to learn.

Travel to discover.

Travel to the places that will challenge who you think you want to be.

2. Start a business

Start a business, no matter how small. Survey your neighborhood and think of what can be beneficial for the people and what they will need. Examples of small businesses include dry-cleaning services, Car washing, Home tutorship. This helps raise small money to offset some expenses while learning and gaining exposure in the process.

3. Focus on your Education

Try reading every day, even for an hour. Read everything in sight, from newspapers, books, articles, journals, etc. Don’t just read about things you know about. Read about people. Read people. Reading opens up the mind, increases vocabulary, improves analytical thinking, improves memory and to some reduce stress.

4. Reduce TV Time and Video Games

Reduce TV and video games time. Except for News and informative programmes watching TV is generally a waste of time.

5. Career Path

Follow your passion, do what you love doing even if it pays little at first. What matters is to be exceptional at whatever you do, be unique, be yourself.

6. Trust issues

At this stage of your life, you are bound to trust and receive lots of advice from people, some good some bad. Even if it destroys your ideas or you lose your friends. Trust people until they give you a reason not to. But don’t dull yourself. Some people are out to mess you up.

7. People

The calibre of People you surround yourself with matter a lot. People have ways of influencing your decisions, thoughts and sometimes actions. Like the saying goes, “Birds of a feather fly together”. A few people will change your life forever. Find them. Be around great people, so you too can have great aspirations.

8. Perseverance

Learn to persevere in all you do and never give up. You would face a lot of challenges in life, put keep pushing on.

9. Fail

Fail a lot. Fail often. Fail at love. Fail at sex. Fail at socialising. Fail at making friends. Fail at work. Fail at business. Fail with family. Fail with existing friends.

If you don’t learn something every time you fail then all you’ve done is failed. If you learn something, then you’ve grown. Every time you grow and learn and fail, you get better at figuring out how to succeed.
more on...http://nairametrics.com/9-things-to-do-before-you-turn-30-in-nigeria/
CareerRe: 13 Habits Of Highly Unsuccessful People by profstar(m): 11:42am On Aug 28, 2015
Na
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Three Years Of Unemployment Ended by profstar(m): 6:03am On Aug 28, 2015
benzion72:
That is exactly the way I felt when I got Executive trainee job with a bank in 2001. I resumed 24th December, 2001. Here are my unsolicited advise for you. You don't need to pay a dime for it. Get the book The richest man in Babylon. It major advise is to save 10 percent of your income, invest another 10 percent and give a tithe of 10 percent. I will advice you invest 40 percent of your income in anything that will give you financial freedom and landed property is the best for now. You don't need to go to Lekki go to Mowe Ofada redeem. Intact if I were you I will invest little in electronics, phones etc because they change with time. It reminds me of my BlackBerry Bold 1. Brand new one then cost N110,000 today it is less than 10k. That money can get me an hacter of land in Ibadan 8 plot then and today I would have resold it at least 300k per plot 7 years after. Have an alternative plan called plan B. Wish best of luck
CelebritiesRe: 15 Signs That A Girl Is Secretly In Love With You by profstar(m): 12:59pm On Aug 27, 2015
all this signs no be for poor man o, na until you get money before you go fit testify to this lipsrsealed grin cheesy
SportsRe: Segun Odegbami Celebrates His 63rd Birthday Today! by profstar(m): 12:59pm On Aug 27, 2015
when my birthday comes u na must put am for front page o, na march 2nd grin
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Picture Of Story Building In Imo State by profstar(m): 11:02pm On Aug 18, 2015
the photo should be tagged 'when you also want to build upstares, but cement is too cost' grin
RomanceRe: A Married Man Keeps Paying Money Into My Account by profstar(m): 1:29pm On Aug 18, 2015
since you don't want the money, i don't mind if you send it to me
you know gtb dey do mobile transfer, so as he transfer, you also transfer to me.
god bless u for me grin
CelebritiesRe: Do People Learn To Speak In Tongues Or Were Inspired By The Holy Spirit by profstar(m):
dantatatatata mamamamamamama, this topic is hitting front page, i can see it, hmmmmmmm,

glory glory glory

somebody shout halleluyah
HealthRe: 6 Animals I Wish Can Go On Extinction by profstar(op):
SammieLowkey:
Y don't u fumigate your home/environs? I bliv it will go a long way to curb 'SOME' of ur problems...
God save you for using "SOME" grin
ok, what about the worm?, i should fumigate my belly too right? huh grin
you don't get, i don't want to curb, i want extinction. angry
HealthRe: How True Is This Picture? by profstar(op): 7:37am On Aug 05, 2015
Vicintonsh:
re u calling we 21st century ppl lazy nd fat?
humm, it's more of wealthy and fat
HealthRe: 6 Animals I Wish Can Go On Extinction by profstar(op): 7:33am On Aug 05, 2015
freeDR:
I no dey go anywhere guy grin
haha! See you, i think say you dey fight for the animals na
HealthRe: 6 Animals I Wish Can Go On Extinction by profstar(op): 12:33am On Aug 05, 2015
paschal1995:
lolz yur more weird
lollllz, imagine the kind disappointment whey spider give me,
HealthRe: How True Is This Picture? by profstar(op): 11:08pm On Aug 04, 2015
if you think it's true give reasons, if possible examples

see mine below grin

HealthRe: 6 Animals I Wish Can Go On Extinction by profstar(op): 10:54pm On Aug 04, 2015
paschal1995:
Yeah..say no to spiders..got so disappointed when I was a kid..kinda got a spider on my hand,,dunno if it really bit me but I kept on flinging my hand for some sort of swingy action..ntn came out..I was depressed 4weeks..peter got his,,why didn't I?.
guy no be small tin o, wen i was little , i gathered enough spider in a glass, then i covered it with my hand and turned it upside down thinking something is gona happen, i even started drawing my imaginary self after i become spiderman.
check me out,
at the end of the day, everytin na lie

HealthRe: 6 Animals I Wish Can Go On Extinction by profstar(op): 10:49pm On Aug 04, 2015
freeDR:
What about humans? The worst of every animal species. I believe if all other animals are to write the above article, they will all want humans extinct.
Humans upset the balance of the ecosystem, they kill virtually all animals for food or recreation. They cut trees and also move the earth. Their population has so exploded that they drive other organisms out of their natural habitat. As if that isn't enough, they now disturb the peace of other planets too.
In fact, humans should be the first to go.
HUMMM, since you are human, my bro, you go first grin
HealthHow True Is This Picture? by profstar(op): 10:13pm On Aug 04, 2015
How true is this picture?

i saw it online i decided to edit and share


source: www.hivehealthmedia.com/

Health6 Animals I Wish Can Go On Extinction by profstar(op):
6 Animals I Wish Can Go On Extinction

This 6 animals I’ve listed here are "animals" I have found disturbing and I find it existence uncomfortable with me.

Now I don't give a dam of the environmental or whatever benefit of these animals but I definitely don't like them and if I have the power to decide which animal to go on extinction, this animal will go first. angry

1. Mosquitoes:
I don't understand why mosquito was ever created, just to suck our blood? huh I smell the first generation of vampire on a low-key lipsrsealed, grin seriously, mosquitoes need to go extinct ASAP.

2. Snakes:
The view of its skin alone makes me desire to kill it or better still, to run away grin, himself kon carry poison join, mheen, na to make sure say he go on extinction be that o.


3. Cockroaches:
I never knew how annoying cockroaches are, until I started night reading years back, and on the first night at home, I decided to visit my cooking pot around 3am, lo and behold I found like a bunch of them having a "get together" in my house, in my kitchen, on my cooking pot!. I had no choice but to pour my 2,500 naira freshly cooked food away, I cooked another one and the same thing happened again. So after several outpouring of stews and cooking another one, I decided to give my pot security watch, so I placed it right beside me as I sleep, I suddenly woke up to find them dancing skoki on my bed while some of them were drowned in the stew. It got so much that every food in my house was contaminated, also the day I started eating garri with cockroach particles was the time I knew I needed a cockroach poison grin grin
I have gotten fever severally just because of this insect. embarassed cry


4. Rats:
They seems to be featured by cockroaches, in short, they are 5 and 6, more importantly, any time I hear rat I always remember "Bro Kola", to get NYSC Certificate no easy, abeg I can't risk having rat live. angry

5. Spiders:
Since hin sting no dey turn person to Spiderman, then what the hell is it useful for?
Is it always meant to create trend along people path and cause them spiritual problem? (Team-fall-down-and-die-church grin), that is definitely not a reason to live, rather a reason to die.

6. Belly worms (Intestinal Worms):
I am a guy that, eating food is my best hobby and when am eating you dire not play, talk, or distract me, talk less of you asking for a share, but I lately discovered that there is something in my tummy that takes 50% of my food as I eat! And I do eat around the clock, at least 12 times! No wonder I'm not getting fat only pot belly is coming up, I can't just imagine how fat every worm in my tummy will be! More like Snakes! , I have never taken deworm tablet. For a 20sumfin old worm; does anyone here have abortion tablet? Pls pass it, because I feel pregnant!



Written by PROFSTAR.


Other animals may worth extinction too,
Which animals are on your wish list?


Na joke, I dey o grin

Lalasticlala, Ishilove
FamilyRe: See What A Woman Did To Save Her Child From A Fire Outbreak(photo) by profstar(m): 2:33pm On Jul 25, 2015
Abugab:
Dear mother.
She would rather die in the fire than her child to die.
Mothers are too wonderful and that's what breaks my heart when I see some dump their babies and neglect them.
Real mothers do anything for their children no mater the situation
...real parent...
correct yourself bro,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Don't Be Brash And Over-confident: Lesson For Job Seekers by profstar(m):
ladet:
Hello sir, my name is Lanre Adetoro am 16yrs old, am a web designer ,I own a forum just like this the url is Nicenaija.com i created this forum for Nigerians to discuss...... But the problem is... the situation is not encouraging I put my outmost Best in trying to get the forum running..... but it seems nobody visit the website except me....Sir i need your help to help me promote my forum sir...... thanks in advance......
I checked your forum now and I made some comment which I know will improve people's' visit to your site.
PhonesRe: 5 Things You Can Do with More Than One Smartphone by profstar(op): 11:42am On Jul 16, 2015
Emeka71:
Nice concept; but Wi-fi is taking the place of infrared.
Am not sure you read the post atall
PhonesRe: 5 Things You Can Do with More Than One Smartphone by profstar(op): 11:38am On Jul 16, 2015
Physika:
Abeg na wetin nahuh

Team.tecno/iphone/samsung/htc ete..

Ma guy wetin man wan do with more than two balls huh

Tell me abeg
na true u talk o, no need for 2 balls ,oya cut one of your own commot make we use am play table tennis
PhonesRe: 5 Things You Can Do with More Than One Smartphone by profstar(op): 10:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
Physika:
Cool features..

But why own more than two smartphoneshuh

Talkless of wanting to link them to watch a movie or view pix huh

Whatever happend to my plasma tvhuh
as smartphones don cheap na, e go better make person buy like six or seven. grin #teamTecno cool wink
PhonesRe: 5 Things You Can Do with More Than One Smartphone by profstar(op):
5. A multi-camera setup

When you look at foot age of an event that has been professionally videographed, chances are that there are multiple shots of the same scene from different angles and they're all edited together seamlessly.

You can do something similar with smartphones and a free app called Vyclone (available for iOS, Android and Windows Phone). You need to download it on multiple devices, film something and upload through the app -- Vyclone will edit them together for you.

For something with much more 'professional level' control, you can consider CollabraCam. This is a $5.99 iOS app that lets you direct up to six other iOS devices in a multi-camera setup.

You can use multiple iPhones (or iPads) to record your own reality show or talk show and then edit them live before uploading directly to YouTube. As the director, you can choose which feed to use and direct the six camera operators with on-screen messages.

All the devices need to be connected to the same Wi-Fi network and they will work with a wireless hotspot -- no internet connection is needed.


which one of the 5 things do you find awesome?


http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/tech/slideshow/own-more-than-one-smartphone-5-things-you-can-do/itslideshowviewall/47552468.cms

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