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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by profstar(m): 6:54am On Feb 17, 2016

pls is there anyone here from lagos who has recieve d text for interview

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by profstar(m): 9:29pm On Feb 12, 2016

derespect:
Nobody gree talk anytin abt Lagos state ooo.
I tire sef

they were still collecting this afternoon tho

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by profstar(m): 12:41pm On Feb 12, 2016

pls o, is lagos still accepting cv?

TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by profstar(m): 7:43pm On Jan 30, 2016

Oluwaseytiano:
yes, it is possible. Ever wondered what happened to the flash DAT ran with young Barry when eobard kill Nora?

Believe me I wonder too like hell, May be he didn't survive the attack from the reverse flash and died there after saving baby berry but somewhere hidden.

TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by profstar(m): 5:45pm On Jan 30, 2016

Oluwaseytiano:
this Eobard, was inside the speed force, protected from an alteration in the time. Besides, there are various time travel theories that explain what happened. the self consistency theory, the alternate universe theory or a time loop

Then that means that berry's mother could be alive in one of the timeline as the speedster's mother (not the future speedster's mother)

TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by profstar(m): 8:47am On Jan 30, 2016

Oluwaseytiano:
if u were a comic book geek, you'd understand how the speed force and time travel works

it's logic, the Eobard thawne that trained Berry was from the far future, if he was the one that was directly shoot in season 1, ofcourse Eobard thawne from the immediate future to the point of his death can still appear, but that was not the case, the case here is that Eobard thawne far past was destroyed so NO FUTURE. (just like what he initially wanted to do to berry in season one, by killing the far past of Berry(baby berry) but he failed)

TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by profstar(m): 11:48pm On Jan 29, 2016

joshuamoses101:
Eobard thawne was erased from existence,can someone pls explain to me what the mean by only been erased from a particular timeline?nd wat was that shit abt cisco almost getting lost into time cos of thawn

I thought i was the only one thinking this direction. What do they take us for? Or have they forgotten that Eobard thawne was erased from existence, in fact, his entire family line was erased from existence when the great grand father decided to commit suicide, it's like cutting a tree FROM THE ROOT. SO HOW CAN IT STILL EXIST IN THE FUTURE WHEN THE "PAST PARTICIPLE" IS COMPLETELY OFF. Now they make me feel like a baby. They shouldn't have made such mistake. Then for cisco to have being affected was a big mistake, in actual fact, cisco wasn't the one that affected the timeline, it was berry when he saved the lady from mercury lab from being killed, right where he affected the timeline. Unless ofcourse if the customized glass given to cisco has some side effects (like the blood coming out of cisco's nose.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Interview Experience With A Banking Firm by profstar(m): 9:29pm On Jan 12, 2016

AltarBoy1:
Pardon my typo and formats, na small phone I dey use.

I have been contemplating whether to create this thread or not, cos my experience was kinda embarrassing for me. But lo and behold, I was shortlisted for the next stage. So I decided to share this just so that others will pick a point or two from it (thats if there is any).
I made it to the interview stage after two tests. So as usual, I got myself prepared for the interview, researched about the company, got answers to some possible interview questions.
Fast forward to the venue of the interview, I met some other candidates at the gate. Some were with their jotters, rehearsing their answers while others are just whining away time. So I just walk up to one girl that was standing alone to chat up with her before the interview start.

Few minute later, they called in the first person. After about 20 min, they called in the second person. Then next they called me in
The panel was made up of 3 people, a lady with two other men. From what I later gathered, the lady is the zonal MD and the two men were from the HR department.
After sitting down, they requested for my documents and photocopies, which I presented to them. They were all quiet, scanning through my documents until the lady spoke up.
Lady: Can you give us one good reason why you graduated with 2.2
Me: *Silent for a while* Plz repeat the question.
Lady: *Repeats*
Me: Well, there is no excuse for failure in life. If I have to give any excuse, it should be why I made 2.1 or first class against all odds and not why I made 2.2. So I dont think I have any reason to give, even if there is, I wouldnt say it.
Lady: *Silent while looking at me*
Man1: You just said 2.2 is failure, can you tell us why you used that word failure.
Me:*see as I put myself for wahala* Well, technically speaking, I called it failure cos currently in the labor market, 90% of all job vacancy requires 2.1 and above. Its only few that accept 2.2. And giving the population of the unemployed graduates, having a 2.2 is really a disadvantage. Thats why I used the word failure.
Man2: What do you mean by technically?
Me: Conditionally or under a certain condition.
Lady: Now, does it mean that you are technically a failure
Me:*I don F-up with this word wey I use* Technically am not,*can see the smile/laff on their face* If I am, I wont be sitting right in front of you considering the two aptitude tests that one have to scale before been here.
Lady: Maybe luck was on your side.
Me: Luck cant just choose only me among all the 100s of candidates that attended the tests.
Lady: Yes it can
Me: *Silent**in my mind, I was like, e b like say na luck carry you reach this position wey you dey now.*
Man2: Now, tell us why we should hire you?
Me: *smiled**didnt know that the smile was so obvious. So as I was about answering the question, the lady cuts in*
Lady: Why are you smiling?
Me: Nothing ma.
Lady: It cant be nothing, tell us why you are smiling.
Me: *Feeling Scared* Nothing ma, maybe its cos I have a smiling face.
Lady: How can you have a smiling face when you have been boning since you came in here. Even your passport says it all.
Me: *feeling more scared* with due respect ma, its nothing.
Man1: If you dont tell us, I think you should just go so we can call in the next candidate.
Me: *confused and scared, I just decided to say anything* I am smiling because I was expecting that particular question. *decide to add salt and pepper* in fact, we have been rehearsing the answers to this question and some other possible questions outside before I was called in.
Man1: So you already crammed the answers.
Me: Not really.
Man2: Then what/how
Me: Well, I have come up with some possible answer that suits my personality
Man2: And you think that answer is good enough.
Me: *By now, am already confused, so I was just saying anything that comes to my mind* Well, at least its good enough to impress the HR.
Lady: Is that what you think
Me: *Silent*
Man1: Ok, Now answer the question
Me: Well, Let me just say it the way it is in my mind. You should hire me because am not going to fail.
Man2: What do you mean by you are not going to fail.
Me: I have been unemployed for a long time, so if given the opportunity, I will anything that I can to sure that I dont go back to my unemployed status.
*All silent*
Me: things within the banks policy and interest
Lady: Is that the answer you came up with.
Me: No. I dont want to use it again cos its just to speak English and doesnt tell the real me since is something I picked over the net and modified.
Man2: Can we hear it.
Lady: No, just leave him *turning to me* You read chemical engineering, and you want to work in a bank. Are you not trying to go off your career?
Me: Well, even though I have a background in engineering, I do not have a career yet until I gain experience in a particular field, from there I can build my career.
Lady: Do you think you can survive in the bank as an engr.
Me: Engrs are trained to be flexible and adaptive. I believe I can and will succeed in the banking sector. If Mr. XXXX (the current CEO of the bank) and Mrs. YYYYY (one of their senior executive) can succeed, I see no reason why I cant.
Man2: Why are you comparing yourself with them?
Me: Cos they both read a course that has nothing to do with banking.
Lady: Name them.
Me: Electrical Engineering and Microbiology
Man2: So you have the faith that you can do it.
Me: Yes. Plus the fact that I always have luck *grin*.
They just burst out laughing.
Man1: Tell us any three recent happenings in Nigeria or policies by the FG that is affecting the banking industry
Me: TSA, Fight against corruption and drop in oil price.
Lady: Explain them.
Me: *did the little explanation that I can* Summary is that money is leaving the bank
Lady: Go, personnel will get back to you
Naso I begin dey go come dey think say I don f-up Till just last week, I got a text that that I was successful, that they will get back to be for the next stage.
#Godwin

Politics › Re: Brass LGA Now Trending In Twitter: See What People Are Saying (snapshot) by profstar(m): 10:14pm On Jan 11, 2016

MediaDeveloper:
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Change is a process and not a slogan
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NYSC › Re: Back To Back Speech Using NYSC Allawee by profstar(m): 4:01pm On Jan 09, 2016

Dharniel:
every job searching site was a hit back to back, from jobberman to employment Nigeria to justjobsNG to pushCV to workforce, yet no job... koni dafun iyalaya anybody, Yahoo Yahoo ti take over.

egbon buhari, if you want my certificates, come and collect it...

Family › Re: 10 Wonderful Reasons To Be Grateful To Your Mother by profstar(m): 8:33pm On Jan 08, 2016

ikbnice:
...for they dont know what they are doing. No matter how wicked a mum is, you can't get another.

Can u get another father? Just wondering tho

Politics › Re: 7 Types Of Senators You Will Find In Senate by profstar(op): 2:17pm On Dec 27, 2015

Ijaya123:
How about the Fighting Senators?

Moreover, it is either the Senators or the House of Rep. Please correct yourself.

lol, the fighting senators, a division of the lecturing senators grin

thanks for the correction tho

Politics › 7 Types Of Senators You Will Find In Senate by profstar(op): 11:51pm On Dec 23, 2015*

We all know that Nigerian Senate has always been the most interesting Nollywood season film to watch since time in garden Eden. Sometimes you begin to think you are watching a village meeting before you actually remember that they are your senators because of their funny actions and reactions.

Quickly buy your popcorn as i give you 7 types of senators you will easily notice in Nigerian's senate

1. THE SENATOR JONAHS

As opposite as they are to attention seeking senators, they, ironically are the most noticeable senators in the senate, their sleeping style vary by grade, you will see 'the-mouth-opened-style' during budget approval meeting grin

, and other funny styles like 'the telephone style' like as if say MTN dash them free recharge card cheesy

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2. THE ATTENTION SEEKING SENATORS

This ones always want the camera to be on their face, you know, "father making family proud things", they will stand up and support or against any issue without a single clue about the subject matter, the annoying part about them is that will stand up and refuse to stop talking, you can also call them "the story tellers".

3. THE PARTY JUNKIE SENATORS

This ones will never raise hand to contribute to anything accept it's has to do with the party's interest, you better don't oppose them when you become a senator because they will skin you alive. hmm, ok i won't talk again.

4. THE ONLINE WAILING SENATORS

Well, this particular group started business this year, you will hardly find them talking during senate meeting, but immediately they step out, they will strongly object and strongly support already concluded issues online, through twitter and facebook. I raise one yansh for them.

5. THE AY SHOW VIEWING SENATORS

This ones only attend the meetings just to crack some ribs, they always listen very carefully not because they are interested o, it's just to enjoy their day and save their money that would have been spent at AY LIVE. Spoiling business for AY since time in memorial cry

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6. THE LECTURING SENATORS

I called them lecturers because they must not be opposed atall, while they will oppose all topics for opposition sake even though they are members of ruling party lipsrsealed

. They are ready to break bottles, chairs, microphones and even heads just to drive their point home shocked

. You better watch out for them o, superglue no dey gum head o. shocked

7. Add yours.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The 5 Types Of Dancers You Will See In Church by profstar(m): 12:24pm On Dec 13, 2015

chykmoni:
Whether Alanta dance, Galala dance, Alingo dance, Shoki dance, Shakiti bobo dance etc, so far as you are dancing it for God, I don't see any place in the bible they classified how we should dance.
Imagine David's dance, he danced to the extent that he stripped himself naked. If it were nowadays, people will be shouting end time dance.
cc:Mhiz Ifunanya. #MOL

Politics › Re: Meaning Of The Arabic Word On Nigerian Army Logo by profstar(m): 8:15am On Dec 13, 2015

nwaanambra1:
you are economical with the truth!

THAT INSCRIPTION TRANSLATES TO "ONLY ALMIGHTY ALLAH CAN GRANT VICTORY - ONLY ALLAH!"

LIKE THE OP. MY QUESTION IS - IS ARABIC PART OF OUR LINGUAL FRANCA?

WHY NOT WRITE IT IN ENGLISH??

THIS IS WHY I SOMETIME WONDER IF THIS COUNTRY WAS REALLY MEANT FOR ALL OF US!

FEW DAYS AGO ONE MOFUKA PUBLISHED LIST OF CIVIL SERVANTS BY STATES BUT FAILED TO ALSO GIVE US LIST OF OUR MILITARY, PARAMILITARY AND OTHER SERVICES PERSONNEL BY STATES OF ORIGIN!

HIPOCRISY!!

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Are In A Job Interview And They Ask (picture) by profstar(op): 11:49pm On Nov 09, 2015

i wonder what was going on in that divided skull head when borno was mentioned grin

Jokes Etc › When You Are In A Job Interview And They Ask (picture) by profstar(op): 11:35pm On Nov 09, 2015*

when you are in a job interview and they ask

if u would like to head the Borno branch

Jokes Etc › Promo Nigerians Secretly Desire MTN To Do (pic) by profstar(op): 4:24pm On Nov 07, 2015*

Nigerians secretly want MTN to do this kind promo, but since MTN no go do am anytime soon, that is why dem hate MTN for it grin

na joke o

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by profstar(m): 9:43am On Nov 03, 2015

PunkyVeer:
I wonder what you told her in those "intimacy conversations" y'all had She's may be looking forward to some bada bing bada boom, only to be met by 26 years worth of dust & spiderwebs

Just tell her the truth & IF you plan on having sex with her on that day, better start practising, boyo. Grab a pillow & hump, hump, hump, yanno, just to get your strokes right

i love you girl

Celebrities › Re: For These 10 Female Celebs, Every Day Is No Bra Day (PHOTOS) by profstar(m): 4:39pm On Oct 18, 2015

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Romance › Re: . by profstar(m): 8:44am On Oct 18, 2015

The "so said" 20 care for you because "you don't give them concern, while the one you love doesn't care because you give concern, well, this can be solved using mathematical formula called "cross multiply".

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Business › Re: What Will Happen To My Bank Savings If My Bank Goes Bankrupt? by profstar(m): 4:24pm On Oct 17, 2015

Look at you, your bank goes bankrupt, you loose your money na, or where do u want them to get your money from?

Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander's Picture With Mr Nigeria, Ikubese Emmanuel by profstar(op): 6:38am On Oct 14, 2015

dalass:
;DNo be your picture make you reach fp!Na because Mr Nigeria dey with you!

lol, but na still my pinsure make front page na, bad belle, it's ...

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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander's Picture With Mr Nigeria, Ikubese Emmanuel by profstar(op): 10:49pm On Oct 13, 2015*

lol, you are really funny, it was an official meeting we were having which he was part of, so what were you expecting? Mind you it's not a selfie

modified: oh my God! I made front page, is this true, dream come true!
But na wa for nairaland o, i go write great materials e no go reach front page but just my picture made it. No problem, there is ...

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Celebrities › A Nairalander's Picture With Mr Nigeria, Ikubese Emmanuel by profstar(op): 10:35pm On Oct 13, 2015

Today was amazing, as I was chilling with Ikubese Emmanuel, the current Mr Nigeria and the major actor in SHUGA

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Celebrities › Re: Photo: This Lady's Butt Got Everyone Talking On Yemi Alade's Instagram Page by profstar(m): 3:28pm On Oct 12, 2015

truelyt:
idi re!

in seyi law's voice: idi kiniye o

Fashion › Re: Yemi Alade Is Suing Lebra – A Uk-based Telecomms Service? by profstar(m): 3:15pm On Oct 12, 2015

abey, make them use my own picture na, grin

i dey do promo, i won't sue them for it. ehn biko

Jokes Etc › by profstar(op): 12:15am On Oct 01, 2015*

Jokes Etc › Re: Peak Milk Can Joke -(picture) by profstar(op): 5:35pm On Sep 28, 2015

feldido:
Dem de river Niger Now(Onitsha Axis)
I hear say dem de sell for main market now

lol, wetin dem dey sell, milk abi fish?

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