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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 2:38am On Nov 03, 2021
Dybala11:
So you mean that the same Pendu's goals that have won United games this season is inconsequential??
A dictionary is not that expensive you know, unless if the word inconsequential has lost its meaning.
In the grand scheme of things, Pendu’s goals is inconsequential. Clutch goals vs mid table teams= UCL and EPL trophy for Manure fans grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 1:34am On Nov 03, 2021
Dybala11:
If I don't celebrate Ronaldo's goals, should I be celebrating the Eibar man's goal drought??
I'm not the reason for the Eibar man flopping Mr Man, better take the Eibar man to MFM for deliverance. grin
Na why I hate Man U be this. I am looking beyond goal drought and Pendu’s brace, you think say na Ronaldo vs Messi be my problem. Messi’s goal drought or not, PSG are topping their league and doing well in their UCL campaign so far. The Messi you’re dissing is clear of Pendu in number of Balon d’or. Las las me and you dn agree say na Pendu inconsequential goals be Man U trophy las las grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 1:10am On Nov 03, 2021
Dybala11:
The Atalanta you hyped couldn't even get a win against useless Man.U in two matches and you're here ranting on their behalf. All these Barca fans sef. grin
By the time Manchester city make Man U their bitch you better avoid me for all Manure Thread. Celebrating draw against Atalanta because Pendu score 2 goals. Club wey Arsenal go beat.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 12:57am On Nov 03, 2021
Dybala11:
Shamelessness at it's peak, the Eibar man couldn't even successfully cultivate weeds in a farmer's league up till now. Mediocrity of the highest order. grin
Coming from a man whose club is Liverpool’s bitch. Even Virgin “Young” boys use una shine. Na Ronaldo goals be una trophy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 12:55am On Nov 03, 2021
ddippset:
Look at this one.

Always being clever by half.


What do you mean rescued a point?


Did the game start at Atalanta 1 Man U 0. ?

Did the match not start at 0-0?


Where was he when Atalanta were talking the lead?



The fact is Atalanta and Man U played a draw.

And they are celebrating Luxermberg man instead of worrying about drawing a second-rate team like Atalanta.
Exactly! The foolish club Man U could not get a convincing win against Atalanta but the fans are everywhere celebrating Pendu’s 2 goals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 12:54am On Nov 03, 2021
ddippset:
Look at this one.

Always being clever by half.


What do you mean rescued a point?


Did the game start at Atalanta 1 Man U 0. ?

Did the match not start at 0-0?


Where was he when Atalanta were talking the lead?



The fact is Atalanta and Man U played a draw.

And they are celebrating Luxermberg man instead of worrying about drawing a second-rate team like Atalanta.
Exactly! The foolish club Man U could not get a convincing win against Atalanta but the fans are everywhere celebrating Pendu’s 2 goals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 12:51am On Nov 03, 2021
FamTomx2:
See frustration!
fvck off. Manure fans are shameless. Manchester United as a team is trash but Man U fans will take a Ronaldo goal over any win or trophy. Make all these mid tier teams like Manure and Co getat make we watch entertaining UCL matches.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 11:47pm On Nov 02, 2021
obonujoker:
Its so simple...
Get the fvck out!!! Manure and their shameless fans. Na draw against Atalanta be una UCL trophy. EPL una no go win, UCL no go win. Stupid club.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 11:26pm On Nov 02, 2021
Man U fans are shameless. Tueh!!! That’s why I hate Man U so much and want them to lose. Na draw una Dey celebrate against Atalanta? Person go think say una win. Mumu fans. Na draw una go Dey call una selves come back lords or Ronaldo is the greatest player alive. Celebrating mediocrity. So Ronaldo scored 2 and so what? Stupid club.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 11:19pm On Nov 02, 2021
Angelfrost:
One out of a hundred... My position stands! tongue

Watch them play... They literally put fear and submission into their opponents from kick off. It's astonishing!!!
That match they lost 5:0 seems fixed. I watched the highlights. Neuer didn’t even attempt to save the shots fired and it was the first Bayern “A” team. 5:0 is unrealistic against Bayern. Something wasn’t right in that match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 11:00pm On Nov 02, 2021
N2B2:
The only way to beat Bayern is to outscore them. If it's just defending, nothing for Chelsea.

You'll look at the 5 - 2 scoreline and think Benfica played rubbish, but they've defended really well. Do you know how many saves their keeper has made so far? At least 7 (plus he saved a penalty).
On point. Chelsea is not a scoring team. I only see Manchester city here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 10:53pm On Nov 02, 2021
Atalanta FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 10:51pm On Nov 02, 2021
ceematics:
Lewy no go just ress until him Score hattrick such a wicked fellow. I see him scoring 5 in his next UCL home game grin
I swear. It’s so annoying. Old man Lewy. Bayern no Dey celebrate goals for bundeslinga matches again because na normal thing to score at least 3 goals to nothing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 10:48pm On Nov 02, 2021
blowjohn:
Fighting back for where bayern don score 5?
At least no be clean sheet. Team like my Barca for dn collect 7:0.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 10:42pm On Nov 02, 2021
Winningbot:
European champions wink
Chelsea is the only team that will not concede like fools against this Bayern. I am not a Chelsea fan but let’s be truthful.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 10:36pm On Nov 02, 2021
Odide009:
Me self weak. I think that team should be investigated. Especially, that Lewandosky. No team can stop him from scoring.
I swear. Nobody can say he stats pad against weak bundeslinga teams. Benfica is fighting back sha.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 10:21pm On Nov 02, 2021
blowjohn:
Bayern na opposite of atletico.
All the players in bayern can score just as all the players in athletico can defend.
So u can have like 5 players scoring in one game for bayern
on point bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 10:13pm On Nov 02, 2021
blowjohn:
The day wey I dear bayern eh. Just months ago...
Bayern collect red card first 10 mins of game.
Guess what?
By half time, bayern was leading 4:0 (or 5:0) can't remember.


Same thing during the days of robben, bayern will collect red card and continue scoring as if they swallowed some pills.

Bayern in their peak form is a nightmare for any team on planet earth.
Except, maybe, the German national team.
As in it’s crazy. They don’t settle for 1/2 goals. They will continue to score you like you just started playing football that day. I feel like it’s psychological. I watched on YouTube where they scored one team 23:0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 10:06pm On Nov 02, 2021
Kirkman:
Their power lies in Lewandoski. They aren't called German machines for nothing. grin
Lewy scores but not only him. If Lewy does not score, Gnabry, Muller, Sane, Coman and even Choupo-Moting will score. It is almost certain every match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 9:33pm On Nov 02, 2021
Abeg can anybody tell me Wetin Dey give Bayern hedge over other teams? Where does their power lie?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 9:28pm On Nov 02, 2021
Must Bayern Munich score? Which kind team be this self. All these other teams no just Dey try. Making Bayern seem invincible.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 9:12pm On Nov 02, 2021
BABANGBALI:
I expect Bruno to score earth trick today
no be only earth trick na mud trick.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 9:12pm On Nov 02, 2021
Manure Dey mad!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 9:04pm On Nov 02, 2021
Please who has that photo of Ole biting his lower lips. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by ProphetJeroboam: 9:03pm On Nov 02, 2021
Another day, another Manure match.
RomanceRe: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by ProphetJeroboam: 7:37pm On Oct 30, 2021
Jobia:
just out of curiosity, why particularly men with tiny dicks? Lol
maybe because my dad never complimented me as a child so it’s probably psychological.
RomanceRe: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by ProphetJeroboam: 7:31pm On Oct 30, 2021
sharpwriter:
Hahahahahaha... Who did you think decided to disgrace you? God or the devil? cheesy
They probably collab like they did with Job in the Bible.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (0 - 3) On 30th October 2021 by ProphetJeroboam: 7:28pm On Oct 30, 2021
BABANGBALI:
was that a tap in? Bad belle kee you there
Today you feast. Deep down you know a leopard can never change its spot. See you on the next Manure thread. I will personally look for you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (0 - 3) On 30th October 2021 by ProphetJeroboam: 6:15pm On Oct 30, 2021
The Siuuu tap in merchant at it again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (0 - 3) On 30th October 2021 by ProphetJeroboam: 6:03pm On Oct 30, 2021
Ole is killing it with this new formation! Better than Sir Alex Ferguson in my humble books.
RomanceRe: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by ProphetJeroboam: 8:44am On Oct 30, 2021
Mine was during church service, an all night to be specific. It was 2am and we were all seated. Guest preacher was preaching and I was enjoying his preaching but the devil didn’t like that. I was 19 and I had just recently gotten into pornography. All of a sudden my mind became filled with images of the last porn video I watched, an Asian girl with big t*ts getting rammed by an Asian man with a small p*nis, this is one of my go to section when I surf on Xvideos. I tried to fight but a voice told me, this man is probably going to preach for longer than this so why not enjoy this and take it a step further by imagining these young teenage choir girls naked ,that was when I knew I was finished. My d*ck became hard as rock! Then a familiar voice jolted me back to reality, it was the preacher. He pointed at me and said “you come” . Like how on God’s Earth!!! I froze! My d*ck was still hard as rock! He said to me again “Rise up” , at this point the whole congregation turned heads to my direction. I knew there was little I could do to salvage the situation but I had to think fast. I could feel my parents glance dancing all over me like “Stand up now” , All of this was happening in 1-2 minutes but my brain was processing the event at 5000 nanoseconds. If I acted like I was possessed, I risked ruining my reputation especially amongst the young choir girls I was trying to catch them young. Then all of a sudden a thought came “stomach ache” , I stood up slowly and bent down, everyone was looking at me, Preacher asked “Usher help me find out what’s wrong with my boy” , when the usher came , I whispered that I was having stomach pains and I couldn’t stand erect. Usher gave the message to preacher and preacher left the pulpit to where I was, laid his hands on my abdomen and prayed for me while trying to use his hand to straighten my posture but for where! I no gree! It was like I was on viagra that night. After praying, he anointed my head and asked me to sit and service continued. Mehn I was so relieved! I can still remember the scowl of disgust on my parents face but I no send oh. When we got home in the morning, my dad woke us up for morning devotion and I was the whole topic of morning devotion preachings. I was the disobedient child who embarrassed his parents! My mom didn’t spare me either. They both attacked me and scolded me so much I felt like I was going to give up on Asian girls with big t*ts porn getting rammed by men with tiny dicks. Your guess is as good as mine, this is 2021 and I still watch it.
SportsRe: Victor Oshimen: Bayern Ready To Offer €100 Million As Real Madrid Shows Interest by ProphetJeroboam: 8:27pm On Oct 27, 2021
Angelfrost:
For now, he should sit his ass in Italy... Napoli is a fine fit for at least 2 seasons!

That's how you mature!

A lot of these top clubs already have their prime 9, and will merely waste away a young striker's quality for at least 2 precious years.

Typical examples:

Kelechi : Man City
Luka Jovic : Real Madrid
Choupo-Moting : Bayern
Just to list a few...

Osimhen will never be top 9 in Bayern or Madrid even in 3 years there.
choupo-mouting hasn’t lost form in my opinion. Anytime he comes from bench or starts, he scores. He’s like a black lewy.

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