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Lightheaded:
For those interested in a deviation from the uproar happening around the thread, this is a story I'd like to share in support of the short red pill nuggets Jeroboam shared.

Picks Mic

I have a good friend Christian, now Christian is in a bestie relationship with a lady, Jasmine. Now this relationship is purely platonic, I mean no romance in anyway. This is because, well Christian is a Christian . Jasmine is dating Gerard, one of Christian's best friend. So it's a friendship triangle more or less.

Jasmine is a devoted sister, she believes in no sex before marriage, blah blah, and the rest. Well, one of the good ones innit. Her "specs" are tall, handsome, big and strong,devoted to Him, musically inclined and some other specs. Gerrard my guy's guy (so automatically becomes my guy) is almost totally this, guy's totally popular and I must say gets girls calling him left and right (he's in a medical line saturated with girls) and he is a tutorial master.

Who am I, well I'm just the black sheep, not so religious , tells my guys the wildest of things, brush the scales off their eyes - Enlighten them. So, I became friends with Jasmine, it was almost unavoidable. I lived close to Christian, we three were in the same department. And I found out that my Gerrard was already on her beat, I didn't press further, it would've been too complicated.

I and Jasmine talked from time to time, she'd say I wasn't sweet, girl blatantly told me severally she couldn't trust me, lol nobody does - some say it's the eyes, some say it's the aura of mystery surrounding my being, some say it's the way I walk, some don't just know why. I opted to engage her friend, a story for another day though, though incomplete. Jasmine seemed like someone who could do no wrong, like some people would say "a saint" , well I'd tell her from time to time , I didn't trust that shjt, you can't hide the female nature from me.

Enter Richard, tall guy, not so handsome, but popular especially amongst the female folks in school. Guy's a talkative mhen, he can walk up to your girl beside you and start conversing, I'd call him a good player yea. Well he had different ways of catching his prey, lemme just say he is good at what he does. He is strongly known for his escapades, a lot of guys hate him, lol I don't, and the ladies, the heartbroken ones do, and some ones yet to be heartbroken do too.

Jasmine has always told Christian she hated Richard, I'd just scoff and laugh about it, reminding Christian that girls like the bad boys. Gerard always talked about how he hated Richard, lol he had every reason to. I'd see Richard around Jasmine with various attempts, it even happened when I was sitting with Jasmine, I just took my leave especially since I was already on my way. But let's not forget Jasmine "hates" Richard.

Gerrard left the school for some school duties in another town, about 40 minutes drive away.
I and Christian and my other guys would discuss about the female nature, and it looked like I was a prophet/professor/seer of the female nature. So one day during our discussions, Christian said suddenly, even the girls you don't expect do the wildest of things don't trust girls. Immediately I picked it up and asked him about it,
something had to be wrong. He declined telling us saying he couldn't tell us till it dies down. No matter the pressure he wouldn't say it.

Well I got him alone and used the art of manipulation on him. While he was running through his story and covering the actors, I just told him it's Jasmine and Richard, something's happening between them. At first he denied, but later he confessed. The not so shocking news was that Jasmine had a smooching fling with Richard, and according to her, there was no sex.

How did Christian get to know, Jasmine told Gerrard about it, so Gerrard told her bestie, Christian. How could you go visit a guy 11pm in the night under the guise of he's sick, I couldn't just stop laughing.
Well Gerrard told Christian that wasn't the first time she'd tell him about something like this happening, now that was the surprising aspect of it all. Why did you tell him?
I asked Christian what Gerrard did about it, and he said Gerrard wouldn't do anything in the long run, he'd get angry for a while and forgive her. Wow, just wow.

Redpill titbits from this story:
1. Don't trust girls blindly. Even better be guarded, trust no one.

2. I usually tell my guys "relationship wey pass #100 bike abeg no do am" . This is saying long distance relationships aren't worth it, the earlier you go your ways the better. You can disagree on this.

3. Women would rather share and f*ck a renowned play boy, than be with a good guy. It's how they feel at that moment, alpha fxcks beta bucks.

4. Don't make your girl know she's the sole lady in the relationship, better still let her know you have options.

5. Maintain frame and be ready to let go of bad investments. You're most likely to be shxt tested, maintain frame by all means.

6. Alpha doesn't mean you have the beards of Jason Momoa, the body of Dwayne Johnson, the looks of Chris Hemsworth and the ingenuity of Albert Einstein. Being Alpha is being good at what you do, who you are, passing shxt tests and maintaining frame.

7. Maximize your traits to get further, you're naturally handsome, maximize it, you're blessed with great genetics physically, maximize it, you're popular maximize it (Richard did), rich maximize it and so on. Use the talents you've been given to accrue more talents in the long run.

8. Introduce your simp friends to the redpill without introducing them. When they yearn for more, and ask personally you can introduce them to the page. You can't save everyone and not everyone seeks salvation. I've never mentioned TRP to anybody before but it's seen all over me. They just know I'm different.

9. Stay redpilled folks.

Questions/Discussions

1. Why did Jasmine tell Gerard about her trysts?
I feel it's because Gerard known to be a good guy , and due to his "love" will have to forgive her. Gerrard has shenked a lot of girls, hot ready because of Jasmine, not like he's a provider for Jasmine but he just "loves" her.

2. What's the appropriate course of action for Gerrard?
I think this is obvious.

Please I don't want any connection between this and the annoyingly lingering discussion up there. Thanks.

Drops mic.

Times without number I have seen girls say “I hate that guy, he’s such an asshole, he thinks every girl likes him and he thinks he can fvck any girl he wants” , the interpretation of this being “That guy has been with lots of girls, he has his way with women and I am frustrated that he hasn’t found me attractive enough to flirt with” , 10/10 times this girl will be receptive to the playboy’s advances because it is in the nature of women to want what other women want. If a girl says “I hate that guy, he’s such an asshole” , she wants that guy’s attention.

Lightheaded:
Been a while Bruv

Never left bro. TRP is family.

Just a friendly reminder:
Non-neediness is attractive. Even if you don’t have a life, create the illusion that you do. Stop languishing in her dms with pointless conversations. If you’re bored, don’t call her. Stop explaining yourself like a timid 9 year old boy. Women are all about “NOW” , they don’t give af about all the nice things you did yesterday. Don’t let any girl make you think they are innocent or naive, they are not!!! The moment you believe they are, you’ll almost never get what you want with them.

Lord knows I’ll fvck every white model on Instagram when I become a billionaire.

oyatainer:
Can you imagine the mentality of Man United fans. Because he assisted, the team is now okay. As soon as Ronaldo scores, some don't even mind if their team lose. This just justify what a Juventus legend said that he cares about personal stats rather than team success. Na ur cross sa, carry it ooo

This is honestly why I despise manure fans and they think I am a pendu hater. His assist against watford is a W to the average manure fans. Shameless.

Where is my idol Pendu?

Mehn. I am the biggest hater of Manure and Pendu and I wish them nothing short of 600 years of suffering but this is just sad. I can’t even troll in good conscience

ShedrachU:
True, our leagues ain't strong but we are in for any challenge.

European football is just hype and money. For instance, you can't come to Africa and find a whole National Football Team as worse and terrible as the San Marino Football Team I wonder how there league will be.

Not just them Andorra, Liechtenstein, Armenia (Mhykitarian at least), Luxembourg, Latvia, Gibraltar etc very terrible teams with no pattern of play, no techniques, no individual brilliance, just nothing. San Marino, 117 games without a win, scored not more than 4 goals in all, concedes not less than 7 goals if they meet any team. And I wonder why FIFA still kept all these as footballing nations

I tell you, the least team in Africa say Angola, Eritrea, Sychelles, DR Congo, Mauritania etc will put up a stern challenge to Poland, Switzerland, Sweden, Wales etc so chill, African football is strong just that developing it is our challenge.

All these European countries you mentioned are Pendu’s favorites. Don’t let him catch your comment.

Bro she’s at that stage. I still wouldn’t advise you to give up on her but it’s a slippery slope. Either she finds her way back or she convinces herself that she’s too far gone until her lifestyle ends her. Most of us found her way back and now we love our parents and want them to have a good life. When girls start puberty and their bodies starts changing, boys swarm like hawks , dishing out false compliments and promises, the same girls watch see what their female peers are into , it’s not easy I tell you but do your best to guide her.

See una money. Nigerians money! Las las the only thing that interests you people is arguing APC vs PDP. Fools.

ReeLoaDead:
@ ProphetJeroboam : I know your story is fictional but you deserve some sort of literary award for comedic creativity. Your whole post was forking hilarious

Lol, fictional? Stay tuned on my next post.

Cutezt:
My brother, same thing happened to my Eskimo o, the ekuke stayed all night too, I still do not understand how the Ekuke went into the house with a locked gate and a long fence, we called a vet and he gave her injections a couple of time but to our shock, the preg refused to go, she just gave birth about 4 days ago, I don't even know what to do with the pups.

I have sha swore to kill that dog the next time I see it in the house and I told the owners that I will do it.

Bro, I knew in my heart that the ekuke had to die for me to be at rest but sadly I can’t kill the pest from here. My dog has been taken to the vet today though. I’ll share updates.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Sorry to say this but that your feizt is q he goat. He deliberately brought that bingo to mate your dog. Make sure the pregnancy is aborted I'd it's turqn out positive. Your friend don't deserve a dog at all. He's one of those people that will cross a dog and a pig just because it's cheap and he doesn't want to spend. He wants money from puppies but doesn't want to invest. I'd someone tries that with my dog, the works will hear our Story. I'm angry because I have an 8montha old German Shepherd and I know the kind of dog o will mate her with when the time comes. I don't even plan to mate her I'd she comes on hear before she clocks 1year.
Please when you want to leave your dog with someone, look for a person that respects dog and would treat dog like family..not those who just think having a dog is a good business. I understand how much you spend on your dog cos I spend on.mine too. Infact, everyone knows that my puppy comes first before anything..just Thai even I bought a drug of 3200 cos she has not been eating well for a few days and I've been worried.
Please look for someone else to leave your dog with. That guy in not worth keeping such a dog. He won't even take care of it when it's pregnant and with the way he's going, 10k puppies he want to produce. After all you have gone though to make sure you have a beautiful dog.

I decided not to confront him because I don’t want to level accusations without evidence. I have decided on what to do though.

TheRealOwner:
Op is an attention seeker.

Oga sharap. Pet section is here for a reason and it has helped a lot of pet owners. There are lots of GSD owners here.

EXLOVER:
After the abortion, give your dog antibiotics, different vaccines, cause i know your dog must have been infected badly.


Btw picture of your beautiful dog or i don't believe this story

I will attach pictures on the next thread update.

Seun lalasticlala help me move to front page so I can get more information.

I need information guys. I’m so pissed and annoyed and I haven’t been myself since yesterday.

I bought a German shepherd puppy less than a year ago and I spent money on her a lot, i mean a lot. Routine vet visits, expensive canned food, noodles and dry food, up to date on all vaccinations, I even hired a personal dog groomer to make her look really beautiful and attractive all the time.

If I calculate the amount I’ve spent on this dog, you’ll think I spent it on a girl I’m planning on marrying. Her parents are good looking German shepherds, in fact the dad is actually an imported GSD from the UK. The dad is agile, ferocious and will rip any stranger apart but my pup has always been too docile and can only bark when she’s inside a cage. That’s discussion for another day.

I never bought her with the intention of breeding her for puppies to sell, I bought her because I needed a pet and I swore never to mate her with any dog. Sadly I traveled out for schooling and I left her with a friend who I regularly send money to for her upkeep.

I noticed that my friend had the intentions of mating her for puppies because he really needed money and since I won’t be in Nigeria anytime soon, I reluctantly agreed on the conditions that he select a pedigree GSD stud for her. She came on heat 2 days ago and I discussed with my friend and gave him contacts of a guy with a good GSD stud. Yesterday night I was studying when he sent me pictures of her being mated by a Bingo!!!! A fvcking ekuke! A stupid 404 whose destiny and life purpose is to end up in the pot of a calabar man with pot belly. She had even achieved the lock position with the stupid ekuke. I was angry and I knew that if I was there, God knows I would have murdered that ekuke with my bare hands. How that ekuke entered the high fenced compound is a mystery to me.

How my friend could be so negligent to allow this to happen. The thing with male ekuke is that they don’t mate once and he was with her all night. Now I am thinking of telling my friend to take her for an abortion if she gets pregnant. No dog of mine is giving birth to pups fathered by an ekuke.

Moye04:
Mehn very pathetic and they will bragging like sey tomorrow no dey after any small win.

I swear. That’s why I dislike United fans. No clutch tap in for Pendu today?

Ijaya123:
Keep hating on an already made player. You guys never learn. He will put you on more pains again.

Not tonight bruv.

How do I compress images please. I have some sweet memes to post.

Noshitboi:
Varchester Utd fans are now looking at their ancestral GOAT

The old fraud will not score any stupid clutch goals here. You think this is Atalanta.

I just Dey here Dey wait. Manchester city are not going for the jugular here. Liverpool already laid down the blueprint. Crush Manure, Crush them Early and heavy. Show them that they are a small club whose trophy is Pendu’s tap in.

Ogun kee Man U fans wey Dey wait for Pendu to score 2 clutch goals and draw this match.

patoski39:
See Liverpool wey pple say dem dae for group of death dn qualify already while man UTD still dae do permutation ontop young boys and Villarreal head

Manure is a finished club. Know this and know peace.

sirrotex:
They usually prey on desperate and ignorant travellers. You would be shocked that some of these officials make their demands in dollars, so your excuse of not having naira does not get to them.

Exactly. During my first time traveling with the Abuja international airport, I paid 1K and 500 naira at several posts because I saw others paying too. When my money was exhausted, one particular officer asked me for money and I told me I had my last money on Earth with me which was $100(I lied), the idiot looked around like a criminal and told me to bring it with a stern look on his face like I was owing his father money. I later gave him the last 1K I had that I was saving for sentimental purpose. Stupid people.

Fatherless behavior. What do you expect.

DownChelsea:
As City did to Chelsea

And as Brentford did Liverpool and Arsenal abi?

Guy I am weak. Manure fans no go kill me. Manure will lose against Arsenal and Chelsea though but don’t worry your idol Pendu will score a consolation tap in. I will give my inheritance to any club that can make Manure their bitch this night.

FamTomx2:
Lolz, you will continue seeing your nightmare Ronaldo in your dreams.

Good morning..

I’ll rather see the one with 6 soon to be 7 balon d’or in my dreams not a fvcking pendulum. Good morning bro.

DownChelsea:
Till Jesus comes, it'll still be Better to have a horrible performance against Liverpool than to lose 7-2 to Aston Villa.

Anyway, Your explanation is too short.



Please collect extra sheet.





All because of beef for Manchester united.

I can’t wait for Manchester city to restore normalcy here on Nairaland. Even BrentFord self go do the lord’s work.

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Manure is winning Zero trophies this season and Pendu’s clutch goals is never winning him the balon d’or till he retires. Las las him go still score last minute to keep una on top 4. Na una trophy be that. Finished club.

MrUchenna1:
The club most people love to hate OR HATE TO LOVE......... ANYWAY MACHESTER UNITED IS MORE THAN A CLUB

I have been deceived all these while to think Chelsea had the loud fans. Now I understand that Manure fans are only after their betnaija ticket.

DownChelsea:
Few weeks ago, we were all singing anthems and reciting poems about how United had a very difficult schedule of games and how United won't see a single point.
And the run of games began.


Atalanta came. United won
Liverpool came. United lost
Tottenham came. United won
Atalanta came again. United drew.


We're already halfway into the difficult fixtures and we're still yet to see the horrible run of results we were all singing about, that United were going to get

Atalanta came and Manure barely won, only won because Atalanta choked. Manure was Liverpool’s bitch, Liverpool showed Manure staggering difference in play. Manure won against a free for all Tottenham side and lastly Manure squeezed out a draw against Atalanta who choked again. Conclusion, Manure is a mid tier small club and their trophies is Pendu’s clutch goals.