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Manure fans Wetin una want self? Always calling for Ole’s head. P.E teacher today, NYSC coordinator tomorrow. Presently what’s wrong with Man U?

Glycolite:
They are Just being mischievous.

Out of Ronaldo's 783 career goals,136 are from the penalty spot.
Out of Messi's 748 career goals,100 are from the penalty spot.
Out of Ronaldo's 111 international goals , just 14 are from the penalty spot .
Out of Messi's 79 international goals,18 goals are from the penalty spot.

When they call Ronaldo penalty merchant,you will think his 770+ career goals,300+ are from the penalty spot.
And they all pretend like Messi's 740+ career goals, his penalty goals are not even up to 50.

What I'm saying in essence is that Messi is also a penalty merchant unlike how his fanboys will make you believe,if they consider Ronaldo a penalty merchant.
Having over 99+ career goals from the spot kick don't make you a saint in the penalty merchant argument.

Its all part of the bants bro, that’s what makes it fun. I can’t resist the urge to laugh whenever he is called Pendu just like how I laugh when Messi is called Midget.

Nobody feels more powerful than a woman with an army of orbiters. To these orbiters she will designate emasculating tasks which is mainly boosting her ego and self esteem. This is why women who are perceived as attractive often come across as snubs and standoffish. When with this women, project your best “you don’t give a fvck” attitude, it will throw them off balance and you will come across as “that one guy”, the woman’s brain will interpret this to mean “This guy does not care about my looks, he must have seen even more beautiful women” and this will 70% of the time make her try to demystify you and yearn for your approval”
-Do not put women on a pedestal.

But seriously, why do they call Ronaldo pendu? Somebody please tell me.

Man city sha. No wonder Pep no shake as him no sign Messi. I want to see Mancity vs Bayern.

TriCee:
And star studded PSG is still playing 1-1 with Club Brugge... Tufiakwa

Messi and Neymar dey inside o

As in I no understand. PSG Dey play absolute rubbish. Which kain rubbish be this? This psg team no go fit win City,Chelsea or their papa Bayern.

FuckEveryday:
Omo dis PSG match cum b like say na Club Brugge wear White Jersey



PS. Mbappe is injured..lobatàn

My body is cold and hot at the same time

Where is psg thread Abeg

-No matter how attractive she is, never be an orbiter.
-Be quick to disqualify her teasingly so that she will yearn for your approval.
-Remember, she doesn’t love you, she loves how you make her feel.
-No matter what you do, do not demystify yourself for any woman, let her have fun attempting to know you.

Bullshit. Humans hate each other and don’t give a fvck about each other but delusional acts like this makes them sleep well at night and call themselves good people

For those of you working on your pick up skills, know this.

Women are the gatekeepers of sex and men are the gatekeepers of commitment. Do not go into a relationship to get sex rather get sex first to determine if it is worth going into a relationship. Women will use sex to string you along so they can steal your commitment(wasted time and attention they get from tens of guys or in extreme cases,financial resources).

Never let a girl string you along with the following lines;
-I am a virgin
-I am celibate
-I am scared of sex
-I’m not in a hurry etc.
if you have ever been inside a room with a h0rny girl then you will know girls are sexual creatures and they love sex just like guys. The girl stringing you along will meet another guy and when he pushes the right buttons,he will bang her that same day of meeting.

DonMoel:
I feel she is getting more of my attention because literally, it's like we're dating but we are not.

Surprised how I lost my frame. I was out of my mind. Now she's about to witness total OFF MODE. Problem is, she wouldn't even let me be with calls and chats.

Read my next text.

DonMoel:
I met this lady sometimes last year and we started talking. Fast forward to mid this year, I asked her out and she told me she liked my personality but unfortunately, she's in a relationship which is why we won't be able to took that path.

I withdrew my attention for those period because I never desired to be in the friend zone. She noticed I withdrew and for like a week or there about, she was complaining about the change. I made her realised it wasn't because of she saying NO but because there's a need for it.

Complains went on and later, I started talking moderately (not as much as I used to) but she herself took it up and did most of the calling and chatting since then. We got along very well and vibe well.

All this while, we have NEVER met before because I got her contact through a friend of hers.

Later I noticed her attention towards me was more and more and it was as though we're dating even though we are actually not. I wasn't spending a dime on her as well. Just normal airtime I use in calling and of course she does the same.

I was exhuming my sexual vibes with her sometimes whenever we chat so she got the clue already that she's not dealing with the "dull guy".

I later found out the relationship she had with the guy she was with when I asked her out had ended because the guy wanted to f**k her which she didn't give in to. They had to part ways because their motives were not romantically aligned. She told me she's a virgin and she's not ready to lose it anytime soon and even if she will, it has to be with a meaningful guy. I instantly told her that I'm not coming to date you for pvssy benefit but I'm not ruling sex out of our relationship if we ever get to date.

One way or the other, she had a reason to travel to where I school and we finally met for the first time. We spent the night together and it was all fun.

Now here is the issue; that very night we did everything but she never allowed me to penetrate even though I fingered her and she got wet everywhere. I discovered the lady who told me she's a virgin, and also lost her last relationship because she wasn't interested in giving her ex the sex was not a virgin. My finger went in there.

I made her realised this and she still vehemently insisted on not having any sexual intercourse with a guy before. I told her that I'm not a kid and I can see there is no hymen down there anymore. She told me she knows but she's told me the fact that she's never slept with any guy. Having an intercourse isn't the only way to lose virginity was what she insisted on.

Long story short, she never allowed me to get in there even though she allowed all other things and her body movements during the whole romance was showing she needed the main thing which she resisted.

This lady isn't getting anything from me, I'm not spending on her, but she's into me.


She still hasn't agreed to date me even after the Relationship ended and even after meeting me. She told me she's not even proving hard to get for me because if she's doing that, she wouldn't have allowed me to even touch her the other night. Her reason for not wanting to date now is because she's not ready.
She's eager to know about my previous relationships as well which I barely talk about.

I'm lost!!!

cc
Ubunja
CaveAdullam

The previous guy is done with her and you are the next option. She is stringing you along with the promise of sex to keep your attention and time vested in her. She knows you’ll dip as soon as you hit and she doesn’t want to lose whatever you offer her(attention and time)so if she keeps you around by making you hope for sex then she gets what she wants. You need to take back control because you are acting in her frame.

Canih28:
I already know it's Ukraine..smh
Shey your landlady no get husband?

No husband oh. Just her son wey me and am Dey parole well

Limassol:
You've been being properly advised by the above commenters - being nice to your neigbhours ain't gonna harm you in anyway,of course no one is suggesting you trust them easily, that would be naive of you, but atleast simple greetings and a bit of casual talk will go a long way in forstering good relations between you. Additionally, if such nasty incident should repeat itself, don't hesitate to inform your landlady immediately, i belive she would handle the issue appropriately. And don't ever physically assault anyone bro, that could very much land you in trouble with the police, i belive that is the last thing you will ever want. Stay safe and enjoy your stay in your anonymous country(pun intended).

Thanks bro.

Pejapaul:
Devil's initiative program, hidden in social life to make youth become accustomed to immorality and lack of moral decadence.....This is BIg brother naija, Don't be blind, please read again and shine your eyes. My no.is 08022008282 am agaianst this.

Who died and made you the moral police?

So Man U no fit score one goal so that I go see money give Benita to buy bone straight. Man U Abeg, na my second semester school fees I take play.

DoggoneDogg:
The weeping fraudster dwarf went after money to a league that's 6th in europe to statpad & make more money while his mates took paycuts.

His dumb fanboys won't see that he scammed them just because he cried crocodile tears before a camera.

Thief

Sharap there.

FamousFela:
That's what they called "Na wa ooo"
Just be more focused on what you were there to achieve and leave 'em...

No lose guard

Exactly bro. Thanks

ChristoBam:
I know you'll probably be in all those them Poltava area of Ukraine.
Before you arrived, you've had this idea about how they are and what to expect and it's playing in your actions.
You're a foreigner, you're strange to them. According to you, you don't relate to them.
What that sick person did to you might not be related to your race in anyway. Might have even happened to some other guys in your apartment.
And as for the laughing part, why would a racist even laugh at a black man running lol. You've got this idea of Ukrainians before even going there.

Try to be open minded and you'll make good friends of all races.

Funny enough I came here with the mindset that they are very nice as my landlady and her son are very nice to me. What happened is just sick and there’s absolutely no justification for it.

BlackSan:
Hello...
I think I understand from your point of view, you mind your business to avoid trouble for yourself. I get it!
Even though the disgusting person that put that in your balcony cannot be justified, I still advice you try being a little friendly, social and kind to your neighbors and those in your school. People talking and laughing doesn't always imply they're talking about you, I think you are just insecured because of stories you have heard about racism.

Some whites can be annoying and overbearing but a lot of em are nice, well depending on your behavior. You don't expect to smile at you when you are avoiding them. Take it easy and trying greeting them with a smile sometimes, being nice has its own benefit.

I understand that I’m in a foreign place so I don’t get in anybody’s space. I have friends i hang out with. I’m hardly in my apartment because I’m always out. I’ll try to be more social and see where that leads.

KosiGee:
You made a mistake. You should’ve reported the incident to your landlady. That’s the first thing you should’ve done.
You are alone there, in a foreign country, with severe linguistic barrier, the thought of getting physical with someone shouldn’t be coming into your head. There are ways of dealing with this sort of issue.

You can break barrier by being nice and friendly to the people around you. I don’t know how long you have left to study there but your attitude need to change. You are part of the problem that you are facing.

I don’t understand how minding my business will come across as me being rude. It’s not like I frown when I see them. I leave my apartment in the morning and come back in the night. Doesn’t justify what that person did.

CrownDthrone:
half a million Naira every month���

;DEverybody get their different spendings bro. Some guys here live on less, some more.

DBestDoc:
Please take picture evidence and report to the Land lady ASAP, then watch how she’ll handle it.

Stay safe out there and keep minding your business.

I already threw it away. I’ll watch to see if it occurs again then I’ll make a report. Thanks for the advice.

GenAbacha:
What are your monthly expenses like anyway?

Monthly expenses plus rent = give or take $1000

Kandeed:
No blame am, cheap Uni stuvs

Na through this cheap university I take get schengen visa so leave am for me

Lagbaja88:
Everyone knows Eastern Europeans are more racist. Why did u go there

I thought if I mind my business then they’ll leave me alone.

Crossroad1:
Bro, na foreign land you dey o that will never favour u above their citizens this one you are already talking about punching someone's stomach..
If you are lucky enough, you get deported but if not, na jail.
Make your village people come help you loud am make the person die,hmmmm
Face whatever took you there and be more tolerant..

Na anger bro. When I Dey Nigeria, I no Dey make the few white people wey I see uncomfortable so why them no fit afford me same courtesy. Bunch of yeye people.

TarOrfeeek:
Try to be a little more easy going with your neighbors.

Greetings. Random act of kindness, and being totally clear minded when dealing with them.

When I went for NYSC in another state and tribe different from mine. I had the same experience.

Mine I even tried to be kind by giving to a poor Pastor and his family that lived just across the fence. People just don't like when a new person, somes in to their community and minds his business. Humans fear what they cannot understand.

But I would still open my booter and find dead lizards but I never took it personal.

Don't allow this act drive you to isolation and loneliness. Try to keep in touch with your family and have friends from school visit once a while.

Thank you for the good advice bro. I’ll try to forget about this unfortunate incident. I am not a very sociable person so I’ll do my best to improve on that. To hell with the trash that did this sha.

matrixme:
Like seriously? Used sanitary towel and side talks when jogging are serious issues now? Abeg my brother, should I remind you that we are suffering hunger, marginalization, unemployment, insecurity, lack of electricity, roads, water and other public infrastructure as well as many other used unsanitary towels back at home under Buhari, who many of us never voted both first and second time to power?
Please define your idea of problems very well o. I'll rather walk through a dump of fresh poo every morning than endure the shyt of another minute under Buhari's government.

I love my peace of mind bro. Lol. God will help Nigerians

Seun justwise DisGuy
Lalasticlala help me move to front page

The person who did that clearly has mental problems because I don’t understand the meaning of this. So disgusting. I don’t rate the whites as anything, I don’t see them as anything special in fact I go out of my way to avoid them not go close to them.