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Glycosunde:

I just hope so because first position na Bayern get am and Dem nor dey joke with their 18points and many goals for group stage. Remember say dem beat team 12 -0 for weekend and some of the first team players nor even play

Faber:
It is clear that huge bad luck dey follow Barca. Barca will be playing Europa league this time. Better make them go in group stage than to play Thursday night football

They should just go in the group stage and concentrate on top 4 finish in La Liga.

CHoccolaTE:
Abi 100%?

Many men have very strange fetishes.

A self-declared “fart queen of the internet” has revealed how she has made thousands by letting rip on camera.

The woman, named Lush Botanist, revealed to a Channel 4 documentary that she got into the side hustle after being asked by someone online to fart on camera.

Bizarrely, it ended up being one of her most popular videos and things soon escalated when another viewer offered her money.

Speaking to C4, she said she has so far made $25,000 (£18,100) thanks to her flatulence and can charge up to $175 (£123) per fart.

She said her diet has been adjusted to get the best quality farts.

“Parmesan makes my farts smell extra sulphur,” Lush added.

“But mozzarella gives me those big bubbly farts.”

Cheese has such an effect on Lush because she is lactose intolerant, meaning her stomach has min-meltdowns whenever she eats anything containing dairy.

To make her farts sound the best they possibly can, she perches right in front of a microphone.

“My farts get so loud that sometimes they blow out the mic,” the flatulence-lover said.

But it is not just farting on camera that has raked in the cash.

Lush has revolutionized the rather niche game by farting in jars and sending them out to her customers.

In one clip from the Channel 4 documentary, she also reveals how she sells fart lollipops.

These are created by Lush passing wind on a lollipop of customers’ choosing – in this case a strawberry-banana flavored lollipop.

The strangest request she has ever received was to let rip on a miniature figurine from a model train set.

Lush's farting money-making scheme started after she was asked to let rip on camera by a fan.

ProphetJeroboam:
Men should never think they need to do well in life sorely to attract women because we think women don’t like unsuccessful men. Do well in life for the sole purpose of making yourself happy. Everything should be about you. Buy a new house because you love the house, buy a Ferrari because you love fast cars, eat at that fancy restaurant because you love good food, go on vacations because you want to spoil yourself. If you live aspects of your life to win a woman’s approval then you’re on the wrong path. Women are added benefits to a successful man, a successful man almost never actively seek out women. If a woman perceives you as selfish and self centered, you’re on the right path.

AWAYOlowo:
Dear Chelsea players, know that one goal has no insurance. Score two more before half time so that even if those Arteta boys want to prove stubborn their stubbornness will be like campaign after election.

Jessepaid:
hehehe...


Just tell her what she wants to hear...


Then act the opposite of everything you said to her...



It's works better...



She will still ask you this question from time to time to know what is on your mind...


If a woman asks you " babe if I get married to another man can we still be friends?


The simple interpretation is this...


If I leave you for another man will you still be stupid enough to do favors for me?


She's not trying to keep a relationship between the two of you..

Lightheaded:
Picks mic
My answers to the test

1. Yes o, there are many fishes in the ocean. Why should I stress over your Shawa?
2. Abeg gettat (In brainjotter's voice)
3. With a seductive smile, it's one of my talents. this particular question makes a lot of guys simp like mad.
4. Pele, steering trailer.
5. Don't stress me.

A girl that asks all these questions already like you... don't stress yourself over nothing.

I forgot to drop the mic

Drops mic

ProphetJeroboam:
Normalize verbally telling women that you don’t give a fvck. Don’t sugarcoat it. Example;

Woman: If you don’t buy me that hair I want, I’ll cry oh!

Man: Lol, I don’t give a fvck.

ProphetJeroboam:
Example of a woman’s shit test.

Q: You don’t have time for me anymore, I’m sure you’re spending time with your other girls.

Feel free to quote with an answer.

Q: You’re lucky I agreed to go on this date with you.


Q: I know you’re just going to break my heart like the previous guys.

Q: You can’t handle me.


Q: How do I know you really like me.

More questions as we go on.

ProphetJeroboam:
While y’all are being careful of women’s manipulation, be aware men manipulate just as well. The redpill shouldn’t make you a woman hater. Define your relationship with any woman you meet from the first day. Don’t be completely sly in your dealings but apply a mixture of brutal and cunning. If you want a girlfriend, ask her out on a date immediately you have the time for it, it shouldn’t be an elaborate date, something to help you get to know her better. Don’t do that over text. The only time you should text her in the courting process should be to set up a place and time for your date. You don’t need money, you need good grooming, charm, wit ,humor and the ability to let her deduce by “herself” that you are a man who is successful/confident in his dealings and affairs. If she is not interested, move on ASAP and offer no explanation. In fact, give her subtle hints that you’re eager to dump her if she’s not interested in going out with you.

Princeakinoye:
Them just dey beat this Norwich City anyhow..
Them no go get any point until them meet Arsenal

obidaddy:
While private jets are all over kano & mere drivers collecting dollars, the likes of "from all of us at the infamous DeadVultureMeatBbqGrill and other BMC zombies who have sold their conscience & inheritance of their children & 10 generations away, are busy crawling nairaland & SMs seeking whom to insult onbehalf of their darling daddy

What a shame eye service, sycophancy & mediocrity has finished these people.

The dead vulture griller (Felix Terengue) can spend time & energy quoting & responding to comment on a long thread on nairaland instead of him to build & run his own forum (like seun osewa of nairaland). The vissionless young man who over estimates himself, can't even run a blog of his own, all he does is crawl all over social medias & nairaland to defend his dead beat darling daddy (i wonder of the dead vulture griller is gay & desires bubu as his sugar daddy, to change his life through his ass .

Please report me to mods you shameless coward. You dare not try all these nonsense in the flesh. A shame of a Tiv man, a traitor to his own people. May swem the Tiv god strike you.

Coward go ahead & report me again, i have gainful things to do, so when i get banned, i don't go about opening new accounts like you that has numerous accounts.

ImpregnaTor:
Yes! white money is so fake, he literally does everything for the camera, including his forced dry jokes