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SportsRe: Ahmed Musa To Quit Super Eagles Over Captaincy Row by PROPHETmichael: 10:11am On Mar 31, 2017
Musa should go and sit down; what exactly has he done for the super eagles other than missing glorious chances?
Christianity EtcRe: Where And How Can I Summon This Spirit? by PROPHETmichael: 8:48am On Mar 31, 2017
lastchild:
You may wonder why I detest born again people to be on this thread,well the reason is simple,born again people will only tell me that same thing which is to go for a deliverance, that is not what am here for,I'm tired of going for deliverance,I've done it over 50 times in my whole life,queen yachikka keep coming back after a while
And now, finally, God answered lastchild from the eye of a violent storm. He said:
“Why do you confuse the issue?
Why do you talk without knowing what you’re talking about?

Pull yourself together, lastchild!
Up on your feet! Stand tall!

I have some questions for you,
and I want some straight answers.

Where were you when I created the earth?
Tell me, since you know so much!

Who decided on its size? Certainly you’ll know that!
Who came up with the blueprints and measurements?

How was its foundation poured,
and who set the cornerstone,
While the morning stars sang in chorus
and all the angels shouted praise?

And who took charge of the ocean
when it gushed forth like a baby from the womb?

That was me! I wrapped it in soft clouds,
and tucked it in safely at night.
Then I made a playpen for it,
a strong playpen so it couldn’t run loose,
And said, ‘Stay here, this is your place.

Your wild tantrums are confined to this place.’
“And have you ever ordered Morning, ‘Get up!’
told Dawn, ‘Get to work!’

So you could seize Earth like a blanket
and shake out the wicked like cockroaches?

As the sun brings everything to light,
brings out all the colors and shapes,
The cover of darkness is snatched from the wicked—
they’re caught in the very act!

“Have you ever gotten to the true bottom of things,
explored the labyrinthine caves of deep ocean?


Do you know the first thing about death?
Do you have one clue regarding death’s dark mysteries?
And do you have any idea how large this earth is?
Speak up if you have even the beginning of an answer.


“Do you know where Light comes from
and where Darkness lives
So you can take them by the hand
and lead them home when they get lost?

Why, of course you know that.
You’ve known them all your life,
grown up in the same neighborhood with them!

“Have you ever traveled to where snow is made,
seen the vault where hail is stockpiled,
The arsenals of hail and snow that I keep in readiness
for times of trouble and battle and war?


Can you find your way to where lightning is launched,
or to the place from which the wind blows?

Who do you suppose carves canyons
for the downpours of rain, and charts
the route of thunderstorms
That bring water to unvisited fields,
deserts no one ever lays eyes on,
Drenching the useless wastelands
so they’re carpeted with wildflowers and grass?

And who do you think is the father of rain and dew,
the mother of ice and frost?

You don’t for a minute imagine
these marvels of weather just happen, do you?

“Can you catch the eye of the beautiful Pleiades sisters,
or distract Orion from his hunt?

Can you get Venus to look your way,
or get the Great Bear and her cubs to come out and play?

Do you know the first thing about the sky’s constellations
and how they affect things on Earth?

“Can you get the attention of the clouds,
and commission a shower of rain?

Can you take charge of the lightning bolts
and have them report to you for orders?

What Do You Have to Say for Yourself?

“Who do you think gave weather-wisdom to the ibis,
and storm-savvy to the rooster?

Does anyone know enough to number all the clouds
or tip over the rain barrels of heaven
When the earth is cracked and dry,
the ground baked hard as a brick?

“Can you teach the lioness to stalk her prey
and satisfy the appetite of her cubs
As they crouch in their den,
waiting hungrily in their cave?

And who sets out food for the ravens
when their young cry to God,
fluttering about because they have no food?”

“Do you know the month when mountain goats give birth?
Have you ever watched a doe bear her fawn?

Do you know how many months she is pregnant?
Do you know the season of her delivery,
when she crouches down and drops her offspring?

Her young ones flourish and are soon on their own;
they leave and don’t come back.

“Who do you think set the wild donkey free,
opened the corral gates and let him go?

I gave him the whole wilderness to roam in,
the rolling plains and wide-open places.

He laughs at his city cousins, who are harnessed and harried.
He’s oblivious to the cries of teamsters.
He grazes freely through the hills,
nibbling anything that’s green.

“Will the wild buffalo condescend to serve you,
volunteer to spend the night in your barn?

Can you imagine hitching your plow to a buffalo
and getting him to till your fields?

He’s hugely strong, yes, but could you trust him,
would you dare turn the job over to him?

You wouldn’t for a minute depend on him, would you,
to do what you said when you said it?

“The ostrich flaps her wings futilely—
all those beautiful feathers, but useless!
She lays her eggs on the hard ground,
leaves them there in the dirt, exposed to the weather,
Not caring that they might get stepped on and cracked
or trampled by some wild animal.
She’s negligent with her young, as if they weren’t even hers.
She cares nothing about anything.
She wasn’t created very smart, that’s for sure,
wasn’t given her share of good sense.
But when she runs, oh, how she runs,
laughing, leaving horse and rider in the dust.

“Are you the one who gave the horse his prowess
and adorned him with a shimmering mane?

Did you create him to prance proudly
and strike terror with his royal snorts?

He paws the ground fiercely, eager and spirited,
then charges into the fray.
He laughs at danger, fearless,
doesn’t shy away from the sword.
The banging and clanging
of quiver and lance don’t faze him.
He quivers with excitement, and at the trumpet blast
races off at a gallop.
At the sound of the trumpet he neighs mightily,
smelling the excitement of battle from a long way off,
catching the rolling thunder of the war cries.

“Was it through your know-how that the hawk learned to fly,
soaring effortlessly on thermal updrafts?


Did you command the eagle’s flight,
and teach her to build her nest in the heights,
Perfectly at home on the high cliff face,
invulnerable on pinnacle and crag?

From her perch she searches for prey,
spies it at a great distance.
Her young gorge themselves on carrion;
wherever there’s a roadkill, you’ll see her circling.”


God then confronted lastchild directly:

“Now what do you have to say for yourself?
Are you going to haul me, the Mighty One, into court and press charges?”



lastchild ARE YOU GOING TO BE WISE LIKE JOB? PM if YES


Job Answers God
I’m Ready to Shut Up and Listen
Job answered:

“I’m speechless, in awe—words fail me.
I should never have opened my mouth!
I’ve talked too much, way too much.
I’m ready to shut up and listen.”
RomanceRe: Facebook User Claims A Customs Boss Slept With Her Twice And Dumped Her (Photos) by PROPHETmichael: 11:50pm On Mar 30, 2017
For those of you trying to know who the girl is...

Christianity EtcRe: Mark 9:43 , Did Jesus Lie ? NL Christians by PROPHETmichael: 6:04pm On Mar 30, 2017
Peacefullove:
Countless times, have heard Christian televangelist and their various adherents Scream on top of their voices the words of Mark 9:43 to force and scare u to convert to the mainstream Christianity. ONLY if you listen to the silent voices beneath the said verse .

it reads

"And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than with two hands to go to hell, to the unquenchable fire." - Mark 9 vs 43 . only few people would see the silent voice in this verse right now, do you ?

One thing is certain, You no doubt see hell and unquenchable fire . thats all you are concerned about . Kindly listen again.

" And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than with two hands to go to hell, to the unquenchable fire. "

Now read the bold again and again , Your two hands with which u are scrolling this page would also follow a man to Hell , Am I missing something ? Pls how many dead people have we seen died and their Two hands disappeared into Hell ? answer please . Note that the above verse said man will go into Hell with his Two Hands , haba!

if no one has actually go to this hell with their two hands, Is Jesus Lying ?
Your problem is not english language but the ability to understand the language.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 10:18pm On Mar 29, 2017
NnaNna4:
what were your dreams? did you have a dream ?
NnaNna4 Don't mind that Stephanie Otobo in the making.

Martinez19:
I don't have your time, besides it is not unusual for me to make up dreams and play along with you fake and wicked people. tongue I am doing fine in life.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 9:54pm On Mar 29, 2017
Martinez19:
You guys on this forum, sorry for the argument. I am a christian, I left christianity sometime ago because of fake prophets and hypocrisy in the church but I gave my life to Christ again on February last month. Since then, it has been me and God one on one. I don't have the gift to interpret dreams but I have the gift of prophecy and discernment of spirits. I know that fake prophets are scattered here. They will try to get you attached to them and exploit you in the long run. Please beware.
Listen young girl, you're very very unstable ....The tongue is a spiritual thermometer that reflects the condition of the heart. This your mouth will put you in trouble if you don't do something about it.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 4:47pm On Mar 29, 2017
Martinez19:
No body can do me anything. Besides, why don't you come in open and stop this undercover talk. I dare you to be open fake prophet. I have been open all this but you keep on playing under cover.
What concerns a medical student in portharcourt with luth. You guess is unbelievable. Sha just keep your hands clean because you will soon meet a demon stronger than, a fierce demon that will kill you.
Fear tactics are for weaklings, it is a tactics employed by fake prophets like you, I have dealt with many in the padt. Sorry it won't get to me. Good day. Smh.
I don't know you and you don't me but thanks for the confirmation that you are a medical student and LUTH is a tertiary institution for medical students. What awaits you in LUTH is not far away. You've been going round talking rubbish about prophets, today you have meet your waterloo.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 4:02pm On Mar 29, 2017
Martinez19:
smh, I will not bother with you. No body can harm me because I belong to God. Same goes for anyone in Christ. Your scare technique is useless. As I was typing, I saw the same vision again. I pity you. You need to humble yourself. I am a child of God I have nothing against anyone. I would like to advice you on what I saw. No kidding. My number is 09024319198.
If i leave you this way, ain't helping you because this is how you go about talking rubbish about prophets. Let me warn you ahead of time because what awaits you in LUTH is not far away.
I repeat, What awaits you in LUTH is not far away.

Meanwhile, who did this to you?
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 3:07pm On Mar 29, 2017
Martinez19:
you don't appreciate the powers you are dealing with.
This is the last time i will reply you because you don't deserve my time and i will leave you with this life changing question, if you can find answers to it, it will help you.

Who did this to you?
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 2:43pm On Mar 29, 2017
Martinez19:
I don't have your time, besides it is not unusual for me to make up dreams and play along with you fake and wicked people. tongue I am doing fine in life.
I repeat, that thing that seek to destroy you must always push you to perpetuate the pattern of your bloodline.
You go about calling people fake whereas, you are the fake one. Thanks for exposing yourself.

Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 1:56pm On Mar 29, 2017
Martinez19:
I know you are a fake prophet. Go pile your trade else where. I know real prophets when I see them.
This is how your fathers speak against prophets you won't learn. That thing that seek to destroy you must always push you to perpetuate the pattern of your bloodline.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 1:47pm On Mar 29, 2017
Martinez19:
what is wrong with you fake prophets on this trend. If you guys are not ready to interpret at request, get out of this trend. People should not be taken advantage of.
No wonder your life is the way they are smh
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 1:10pm On Mar 29, 2017
cotmag:
Prophet Michael, pls interpret my dream
check my previous comments for the interpretation.
Christianity EtcRe: Re: Anal Sex And Mouth Action Are Sins (matured Christians Only) by PROPHETmichael(op): 1:00pm On Mar 29, 2017
Choiszman:
Hmmmm.....Interesting cheesy grin
Whoo hoo! I can you see me swinging from a chandelier after this life changing wisdom!!! grin grin Glory!

We have to teach the WHOLE TRUTH and not just the popular side of it.
Christianity EtcRe: Re: Anal Sex And Mouth Action Are Sins (matured Christians Only) by PROPHETmichael(op): 12:55pm On Mar 29, 2017
GodsLastBorn:
I dislike anything anal but I love having a female running her mouth, throat, lips, fingers & hands to run up and down my shaft like a constant fluctuation in stock exchange. BTW if her punny is squeaky clean? shiiiiiii, I'll eat that punni like its the last meal- lick, tickle, tease and write the whole alphabets & figures on it.
To lie is a sin but have that stopped peeps from it?
It's good to see a brother who is already enjoying the "organic" things of life. Go ahead and stick your face and tongue in it like king Solomon did. Ride, that Face Awesomeness.
RomanceRe: Lady About To Travel To Lagos To Beat Up Her Cousin And Her Ex Boyfriend by PROPHETmichael: 11:36am On Mar 29, 2017
if her cousin's eyes remain cloudy from all those tears then how in the world will she be able to SEE the person that God created just for you? Now here is HER last piece of tissue, Ctrl+Alt+Delete that "woe is me" attitude and time to get HER FOCUS back and settle with this new guy.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 11:30am On Mar 29, 2017
Adezain:
good day pst micheal. more grace to you sir.
i had a dream yesterday where i was fetching clean water from a tap where am currently staying with joy in my heart, and was pouring it in all available container in my home(am married with a kid). then my mother and siblings came for a visit......i was fetching water in the last container which is about to full( because others were full)....as i was coming with a bucket of water on my head...i saw my younger brother washing plate with soap, he was now trying to dip his soapy hand in the container of water so that he can rinse the plate....i now shouted at him to stop....i now told my mother that didnt she see wat my brother was trying to do.....dat how could she allow him wanting to do that......that if i had not seen him now he would hav ignorantly dip his soapy hand in my clean water.. then i woke up. pls help me interprete this dream...i had dis dream a day to when i was to take a big step towards finding a solution to financial stagnation nd lack.
The early stage of the dream where you were fetching clean water speaks of a turning point in your life. Then you went on to put in a container which am assuming was a clean container(this speaks of riches). Then all of a sudden, your lil brother knowingly or unknowingly made an attempt to dirty this water(this speaks of disappointment and turmoil in your home if he had succeeded).

In conclusion, becareful of people you allowed entry into your already peaceful home lest they cause spiritual or physical havoc in your home in order to frustrate you in life. It might be that brother of yours or someone else.

Blessings!
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 11:16am On Mar 29, 2017
cotmag:
Interpret pls!
Pray against embarrassing situation (it could be health related) that will require you to always be with your father in order to cater for him.
Christianity EtcRe: A Question On Prayer by PROPHETmichael: 5:22am On Mar 29, 2017
(1) God is merciful and kind
(2) He knows what is happening and he knows it is wrong.
(3) All he requires human being to do is to simply admit they are wrong and not to carry on about as if nothing happened. The same way you will expect your child to ask for forgiveness when he or she goes contrary to your rules.
(4) When you pray to God to stop doing bad stuffs, you are simply admitting to God that you need help because it is only him who can help you.
Christianity EtcRe: Could This Be Gif by PROPHETmichael: 5:07am On Mar 29, 2017
subtlemee:
He works in mysterious ways as you said
You are right.
Christianity EtcRe: Could This Be Gif by PROPHETmichael: 5:05am On Mar 29, 2017
greatnaija01:
IT IS NOT GOD O

God really is concerned about PROCESS than PROGRESS.
How money is gotten is more important to GOD than the AMOUNT of money Gotten.

THE DEVIL IS INTO BETTING AND FAST CASH.... DEVIL PERFORMS SIGNS AND WONDERS just to TAKE the soul to hell at the END.
(1) You lied because betting itself is not a sin, it is only a sin when you become addicted to it. The disciples took part in some kind of betting in other to choose Judas replacement.
(2) If money would make you go to hell, the devil would've doubled your salary every week.
(3) A good money in a hand of a bad person will produce a bad result and a bad money in the hand of a good person will produce a good result. It is not the money but whose hand the money is in.
Christianity EtcRe: Should Christians Confess Sin Everytime We Pray? by PROPHETmichael: 4:35am On Mar 29, 2017
toluxa1:
As born again children of God, are we supposed to be confessing our sins everytime we pray?
Back up with scripture
Yes, because Jesus said when you pray, pray like this

"Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.

And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen."

Matthew 6:5-15
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Reacts To Dino Melaye Coming To Sue Him In New York by PROPHETmichael: 9:51pm On Mar 28, 2017
The reason he went to court was because Sahara reporters claimed he didn't graduate from ABU; Havard case was later added by Sahara having failed in ABU case.
PoliticsRe: Third Class Graduates Should Not Be Allowed To Hold Important Political Posts by PROPHETmichael: 9:43pm On Mar 28, 2017
With his 3rd class, he performs better on the floor of the senate than those with 1st class etc.
Christianity EtcRe: Anal Sex And Mouth Action Are Sins (matured Christians Only) by PROPHETmichael(op): 9:00pm On Mar 28, 2017
My attention has been drawn to this thread by Choiszman
Here's the link if you've missed it https://www.nairaland.com/3666472/anal-sex-mouthaction-sins-against

According to the author of the post, the spirit ministered to her concerning married couples in respect to anal sex and mouth action.
She went on to say that any part of the body which was not created as a sex organ, shouldn’t be used for sex. She also says that people who engage in such act, are comfortable with it because they’re yet to allow the Holy Spirit tutor them.

Did the spirit really ministered to her?
What does the bible say?

Note: This is for married couples only.
On the anal sex btw couples, i don't have much to say on it coz am still researching but regarding mouth action.....

Alright folks, lets get real...

1. Proverbs 5:19 encourages married men to enjoy sucking and handling on their wives breasts. "Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love."

2. Job 31:9,10 talking about woman on top, grinding her husband. "If mine heart have been deceived by a woman, or if I have laid wait at my neighbour's door; Then let my wife grind unto another, and let others bow down upon her." Men each time you go down on your wife, you are actually bowing down upon her.

3. Song of Songs 8:10 talks about women with large breasts find favour with men. "I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour."

As a matter of fact, the wisest man on earth King Solomon have this to say about eating P****y
"Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits" (Song of Songs 4:16).



NOW RUN AND GO TELL THAT! coz eating P***y is actually organic and God approved it (now that is a shouting revelation). Now guys, go ahead and make your wife love you more, don't deprive yourself of the "organic" nature of life.

Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 8:06pm On Mar 26, 2017
princecharles100:
,, oh thanks so much really appreciate it,, will attend one of the services next week because am staying a bit far,,, but do you normally come to South Africa
No, i've never been to South Africa.
Christianity EtcRe: Different Accounts From Different Apostles (bible Verses) by PROPHETmichael: 8:47pm On Mar 25, 2017
emmayayodeji:
Mr perfect life
no vex
Who did this to you?
Christianity EtcRe: Different Accounts From Different Apostles (bible Verses) by PROPHETmichael: 3:27pm On Mar 25, 2017
emmayayodeji:
Judgemental piece of sh*t

Am 100% sure ure a christian
Those people are very judgemental
I repeat, no wonder your life is the way it is smh
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by PROPHETmichael: 8:13am On Mar 25, 2017
yinkbell:
Thanks so much prophet michael. May the good lord continue to bless u and multiply His gift in your life. Your interpretation has brought relieve to me. I have a lot to tell you about my dream life and love seeking life. Considering my background and my finance status, it makes me to withdraw a little bit about being serious in settling down. Am also praying hard to God to make me to have a clean dream life. At times I experience peace in my dream and sometimes is always a battle ground. I will still take my time to share with you some of my dream life. As regard to relationship pursuit, there is a restrain because of the nature of my job. I currently teach in a private secondary for over four years trusting God for better opening. When I think about meagre token I take and nuclear family to support it makes me loose focus on relationship issues. I need more of your prayers and counsellings from you. I will be glad to see your reply. Thanks, may God bless you sir.
No problem brother, i'll be praying for you and please do not despise this little beginning.
Christianity EtcRe: Different Accounts From Different Apostles (bible Verses) by PROPHETmichael: 7:57am On Mar 25, 2017
emmayayodeji:
Do u even hear urself
You just accept anything they say to you without reasoning


@bolded. I weep for you
No wonder your life is the way it is smh
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Was Impeached For Stealing TV In ABU Zaria - Sahara Reporters by PROPHETmichael: 2:02pm On Mar 24, 2017
That doesn't change the fact that he is an authentic graduate of Amadu Bello University, Zaria.
FashionRe: Lady Rocks Crazy Hairstyle (Photos) by PROPHETmichael: 2:09pm On Mar 23, 2017
If it was a Beyonce or Rihanna that did this hairstyle, you will be hearing things like "slay queen" etc but because it's a daughter of nobody it's madness.

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