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Another dumb question... I doubt if you know what love is... Amu

What you need do is prepare yourself ƒσя resumption coz ASUU has called of the strike. MuMu boi

ife4luv21: dont worry guys,am vewi sure airtel will not block d tin on android.....madam the code for the sub is *440*16# which is 1500 Buh if its does not work ...do 100 naira for 10megabyte subscription on it....ur u can go for *440*4# which 1200naira for 1gig......enjoy urself

Sowie to burst Ūя̲̅ bubble bozz... Airtel has disappointed you

Mexyz: Hmmmm...who's that guy that said Gej need to encourage Nigerians to buy innoson cars? As a right thinking Nigerian, do you need to be told to buy made in Nigeria products?

Do you drive a car? What brand isit?
How much does the cheapest innoson car goes ƒσя?
You have a lot of 'made in naija' product that people buy...but cars...bro, e get as e b

shortgun: Cats are by far d most detested animal in this part of d world, i luv them thou i once had up to 5 cats in our house, i chased them out when people began to say dat my mum was a witch.

But there is this sound that cats make at night when they want to mate, they cry like new born babies, mehn, that cry will scare d hell out of anyone dat hears it, they rilly sound like witches.
#catlover

Ђåvε̲̣̣̣̥ you heard the cry of a witch before ne?

Nigeria
Ethiopia
Sootin(ibadan tins) stars
Supersport fc.

God help us qualify oooo

B_CELLS: #fat lie#its been a scorching day here in Akure

Dude, relax... Its akuTe ₪ not akuRe... Hez in Ogun state while you are in Ondo. Guess you need to apologise *winks*

Ever wondered why most Golden Eaglets players never make it to the Super Eagles MRI scan ko, NFA scan ni. That's the only competition wey we sabi win

Phder: @OP. I think I know you. (85% affirmative)

Lool... Bozz, you are 85% wrong...

Craig david... D one he said ' I'm walking away, from the troubles in my life'

1. Guys love to marry an Independent and Matured lady So instead of sitting there and waiting to be bluffed by a guy, focus on getting a career that would take you out of the house wife category.

2. Never let the sweet talks of guys deceive you, most times they just want to go between your legs and run off thereafter.

3. Remove the mentality from your mind that guys will keep springing up to approach you. The older you get by the day, the less "toasters" you will have.

4. Playing 'too' hard to get is the worst thing you should ever start, remember, Nothing lasts forever. If you still doubt, check out the number of matured single ladies looking up to GOD FOR A MIRACLE.

5. Never extort things from a guy you don't love, guys always have ways of paying girls back, either through their FRIENDS or total 'PAID' STRANGERS....BE CAREFUL.

6. Never be deceived you can trap a guy through sex. A man will always return to his wife who sex starves him for years once he loves and trust her. You can never win a man over with your body.

7. If all you take to the relationship is the mind set to EXTORT MONEY from him, don't complain if all he ask from you is your body. He has seen you have nothing else to offer.

8. Don't be fooled when Guys tell you they have never met a prettier girl, they will say that same thing to an 80 year old woman they want to get intimate with.

9. A guy always taking you to the CINEMA, FAST FOOD, MALL AND EVENTS and Parties is no sign that he loves you, if he doesn't care to ask and PLAN YOUR FUTURE TOGETHER then you are just his SOCIAL MATE and nothing else.

10. If the only time he invites you over is when he needs to cook, clean the house and do his laundry, then just know you are his "executive house help".

11. If he avoids meeting your family and close friends then it is an obvious sign he is just playing games with you.

12. If the only places he doesn't frown at when you enter are his bedroom and kitchen then know you aren't welcome (only being used).

Always with open arms, requesting for something and ready to receive. The more you widen your arms, the more he widens your legs. A grown up guy who gives the excuse about his parents being wild when he brings female visitors to the house is a sign that HE HAS A SERIOUS GIRL AND HAS INTRODUCED HER TO HIS PARENTS ALREADY. ADVISE YOURSELF!

FINALLY,I ALWAYS SAY THIS AND WILL REPEAT IT.

It's better to be sitting in a taxi smiling happily than to be in your husband’ fresh air conditioned BMWX6 with bruised eyes wearing a fresh Gucci shades alongside a Burberry scarf.

JUST REMEMBER, THAT DATING A RICH MAN DOESN'T GUARANTEE HAPPINESS IN MARRIAGE. MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING. MAKING RIGHT CHOICES IN LIFE IS WHAT MATTERS MOST.

BEDMON1900: you work in the hospital where casualties were brought,yet you have fingers to type and paste comments on nairaland....heartless indeed....if they were your relatives,would have post anything this moment??

so everybody working at LASUTH na doctor or nurses abi... chiken brain...you need to think before quoting people...and pls, try visiting govt owned hospitals and see wassap

Hy bro...I dont mean to sound rude buh if you are collecting a year's rent, why is the agency and agreement charged for 2 yrs?

Pls enlighten me on that issue... Its not just fair paying half of a year's rent for some charges thats somhow absurd...

I will be awaiting your response...I actually need the miniflat @ fagba

Another online noise making... Not until Nigerians take to the street in protest will any reasonable change be achieved.
How i wish Nigerians can act like the Egyptians even if its just for a week...
My candid advice, channel your energy into doing something productive...Not everybody is cut out for white collar jobs.

Oju lasan ko se shey were mehn... Serius ALUTA is the solution...but, who wan lead

Former Super Eagles defender, Chidi Odiah, 30, has released a statement denying recent reports that he now drives taxis in the US to survive after being let go by his Russian club, Cska Moscow.

See his statement below...
My attention has being drawn to the slandering news going round the online media that I was spotted driving a Taxi somewhere in the United States of America.
I am taking this rebuttal path due to the hurt that story has caused my friends and family members.
With due respect to taxi drivers who means of livelihood are through that means, I state, emphatically, that I am not a taxi driver neither am I in the United States of America .
I am a professional footballer who loves my profession and yet to resign from playing football.
Chidi Odiah

news2.onlinenigeria.com/latest-addition/281079-ex-super-eagles-star-chidi-odiah-denies-being-a-taxi-driver-in-the-us.html

babe_online: [b]FIRST OFF, YOU ARE VERY STU.UPID! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE NIGERIANS A VERY BAD NAME AND MAKE US TO BE TREATED LIKE SH.IT EVERYWHERE WE GO. VERY SOON NON-NIGERIANS WILL START FLOODING THIS THREAD READING THE BS YOU TYPED HERE AND THEY WILL TELL PEOPLE THEY KNOW ABOUT HOW ''BAD'' NIGERIANS ARE. THERE ARE MANY BUREAU THE CHANGE IN THE AIRPORT, WHY DID YOU NOT USE ANY OF THOSE? WHY DID YOU NOT TRY TO RAISE AN ALARM WHEN THEY WERE SCAMMING THAT WOMAN? ALSO, I DOUBT YOU REPORTED THE CASE TO THE AUTHORITIES. WHY DID YOU NOT? ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT ARE NIGERIA'S PROBLEM BECAUSE IF I WAS YOU, I WOULD NOT GET SCAMMED! EVEN IF THAT HAPPENED, I WILL MAKE SURE I DO ALL I CAN DO SO THAT THE CRIMINALS DO NOT STEAL MORE FROM PEOPLE AND SO THAT THEY DON'T GO UNPUNISHED. NOW DO YOU BELIEVE WHEN SOME REASONABLE PEOPLE SAME NIGERIANS ARE THE PROBLEM OF NIGERIA THAT THAT IS THE TRUTH? YOU BEHAVED LIKE A ''JJC''. HOPEFULLY YOU'VE LEARNED WHAT THE REAL THING IS BECAUSE YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT YOU NEVER HEARD ABOUT NIGERIAN SCAMS. BIG SHAME ON YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!! [/b]

Now, who is more stewpid...you or the OP... For heaven sake, he just gave an account of what happened to him and you are here spewing rubbish from that your gutter you call a mouth...Chai, babe, i tire for you ooo...

Do you think all the security agencies @ the airport aint aware of the scam those boys pull Do you think those guys would have hugged him if he stopped other "customers" from patronising them Hell NO...

Pls, its not must you make a comment on every thread you read... My advice, next time, just RAP, kk... READ AND PASS

One thing i believe is that if the same thing had happened to the OP in another country, he would still raise the same alarm.

Finally, young woman, i don't think the OP is here to tarnish the image of Nigerians but to warn unsuspecting JJCs... If what he said is not useful to you as a person, I'm sure it will help a lot of other people who are not even aware about that modus operandi

I know you love your country, we all do... But the truth must be told, even though its bitter

AB-Jay:
Alcohol - Shepe: Jedi, Awopa, Afato, Dongoyaro, Monkey tail soja root, etc..

Non-Alcohol: Heineken, Harp, or Star.

Soft: Back Label, Red Label, Red wine, (All with Energy Drink) Kawai!!!

Danfo driva...waaasere...
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Kai...glo sabi scam person...ai registered a f$f non just 1 ooo...buh na still 18k/sec dem D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ comot...i jus weak since morn

What a shame...you see wetin all this network providers D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cause Recharge N100, get 5mb...chai...even people who have Ŋ biz whatsoever with the internet sef get access...@ op, i bet you r just a secondary school graduate cuz your ENGLISH is §☺ baaaaaaaaaaaad... SmH ƒσя U̶̲̥̅̊

No 8...kai...I soo much 8 that word...Its a huge turn off for me

taharqa: This is a very very Stu.pid and almost completely USELESS 'report'. Datz all..... Source?

Chai...are you this dumb ni Can't you see the link to punch he provided ni...
Well next time, just read and pass, kk?

busayochic: why not get a rechargeable fan instead

No be electricity e go take charge am ni

Ko sarugbo ni china...

xynerise: You can buy a fullscap sheet and use it to write application letter.

Its spelt FOOLSCAP and not fullscap

[quote author=Bishop4bella][/quote]Well dude...de poster never said anything about AFCON...he simply said 'Naija match'...Kapish

bigfat: [size=15pt]we need to EUPIP THEM WITH MULTI BILLION NAIRA EQUIPMENT IMPORTED TO THE USA ,RUSSIA AND OTHER WEAPON MANUFACTURING COUNTRIES..[/size]

Guy, yu jus D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ murder queen Eliza anyow...God is watching you ooo