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When d passengr nxt 2 me z bweastfeedn a baby..aargh..badtin |
Prefer meat 2 fish,it dpends sha..culd eat catfish 4 a year witout cmplaining! |
My day waz meatful |
Adam |
God dash me dt type of sex drive..i wil 4eva cntinue prasing u!!! |
Agree wit u bt wot if she's nt sexy nor attractive.. |
She acts childlish,lyk wen stroln 2geda,e jst caught leaves n pieces dm n take anoda...i once askd er watz er bst food imagn e tld me bread n beans.. |
I learned ow 2 cook n prepare a poison meal @ age 5...dose ratz dey wuld neva 4get me...i kild al dier families! |
At age 4 i knw hw 2 soak garri inside water til it swells up..hehehe.. |
When you are mine,passions,woman of steel. |
It's fun mehn,i love doin diz dtz y i neva get scared of break upz,if 1 of 3 goez anoda she replace d 3rd spot... |
Wuld prefer staring on a galz boobs dan dat of d ass..i xo much hate seeing dm..dey hardly get ma atetn... |
Flog her severally,she wuld catch up asap..start 4rm slapn her! |
Where can we get d form...nd ow much z it.. |
Snake! |
Nigeria- cwazie! |
None of the above,4uckn single! |
Did alotz mehn!...... Bt culd remember me n ma 2frndz in skul dat sits 2geda,...den we 3 do kolet maney 4 textbooks 4rm our parents...btw ourselves wil buy d txtbook nd won't write any of our namez,we do av rapping sheet den weneva any of ur parentz askd 4 d textbook we had kolectd maney 4,we jst get a rapping sheet nd put anyone's name hiz dad wntz c d textbook,,we change rapping sheets lyk clths den...at d end of d term we share d txtbks,wen we're home nd any of our parentz suddenly askd where ar d oda txtbook samuel,i do say i lend sm1 or it's stolen...it wrkd alot 4 me!..i neva got caught..Did alotz mehn!...... Bt culd remember me n ma 2frndz in skul dat sits 2geda,...den we 3 do kolet maney 4 textbooks 4rm our parents...btw ourselves wil buy d txtbook nd won't write any of our namez,we do av rapping sheet den weneva any of ur parentz askd 4 d textbook we had kolectd maney 4,we jst get a rapping sheet nd put anyone's name hiz dad wntz c d textbook,,we change rapping sheets lyk clths den...at d end of d term we share d txtbks,wen we're home nd any of our parentz suddenly askd where ar d oda txtbook samuel,i do say i lend sm1 or it's stolen...it wrkd alot 4 me!..i neva got caught..Did alotz mehn!...... Bt culd remember me n ma 2frndz in skul dat sits 2geda,...den we 3 do kolet maney 4 textbooks 4rm our parents...btw ourselves wil buy d txtbook nd won't write any of our namez,we do av rapping sheet den weneva any of ur parentz askd 4 d textbook we had kolectd maney 4,we jst get a rapping sheet nd put anyone's name hiz dad wntz c d textbook,,we change rapping sheets lyk clths den...at d end of d term we share d txtbks,wen we're home nd any of our parentz suddenly askd where ar d oda txtbook samuel,i do say i lend sm1 or it's stolen...it wrkd alot 4 me!..i neva got caught.. |
Man u winz bt won't b easy..let 3-1 wuld do! |
B strict,no mater wat cms out of d date,either negative or positive...Learn 2 say thank you! |
I heard news on bbc,i jst shoutd satan y na! |
1-To luv there ar two tinz involvd.. It's either u break er heart or she breaks ur's.. 2-If she breaks ur's there ar two tinz involvd... It's either u cry out ur eyez nd move on or u dream n tink abt her... 3-If u drm abt her there ar two tinz involvd.... It's either u av wet drms tinkn abt er or u drm chasn er wit a machette.... 4-If u drm chasn er wit a machette there ar two tinz involved.... It's either u cut her head off or u operate on er puxxy.... 5-If u operate on er puxxy there ar two tinz involvd..... It's either u get er pregnant or u cntact AiDS... 6-If u cntact AIDS there are two tinz involvd.... It's either u die n repent 4 God 4givenes or u spread it b4 dying... 7-If u spread it b4 dying there are MILLION tinS INvoLvD = HUMaNs!!.. A story by me...pLS I neeD A tittle 4 dis story either AID IS REAL or LUV IS SMTYMS DANGEROUS!!...m 4lowing d majority of mst preffered title plz b sincered abt it..lolzz |
When can we start eating suya oo...coz i cnt wait much lonqer..*sighs* |
Where pimples dey,9ja babes sha..prefer d indian babes alwayz beautiful.. |
My mumz stil ask me if av eva had sex..wen i tel her no...she laughs n say she doesn't trust me...on a crious note i dnt c y gurls shuld wnt a guy dt av neva cm acrsd sex...bware m nt jesus...bt cnt alzo share maxef wit sm1 i dnt luv... |
Fish d guy out ke,nairlands sha,dm dn turn d guy 2 fish |
Fish d guy out ke,nairlands sha |
Aaargh,e don hapen big boobs dn diet 4 ma hand.. |
Help! O!....i scored 40 in ma pume,239 in ma jamb,my o'lvl rsult-engC6,mathsA1,economicsB3,govtB3,comerceB2 Nd i choosd unaab as 2nd choice..wat ar ma chance of gainin admisn.. |
Mine was fun 2..going 2 skul wit computer socks on d edge of our knee..d 1 culd neva 4get iz break time wen we kal d whole food seller in d skul mumy..food lyk 10 bread n 5 beans..we do eat dangerous meats lyk goma goma nd chicken parts fryd wit cury nd redish in colour..i mis dose days.. |
Kanu iz gr8 nd european clubs saw dat in him playd 4-ajax nd won d champ.league,arsenal nd won d premier league,porthsmouth nd won d f.a cup,inter nd won individual honours d guy iz gr8 nd d bst so far 9ja av eva producd, |
D 2 duos ar gr8 wit difrnt styles of play,bt i prefer ronaldo dan messi, i love 2 wtch bth play, we cnt talk mch coz messi iz d 3 tyms wrld best, |