₦airaland Forum

Oya awon feminists, come and cook up a defense on behalf of the lady.

Op, are you Kenneth’s wife? Just joking.

Lol. Kenneth should owe rent till they’re chased out of the house. . He shouldn’t borrow from his wife o. He should owe the rent.

But Kenneth should have sense and pack to another house na? Na every year rent day increase?

BuhariAdvocate:
Definitely you are not being paying taxes.

Tax kor? All my money, to my last kobo is mine alone. Tax waytin?

1x2x3:
Are you not a Nigerian? Better delete what you wrote up there.

Lol. Make we just pretend say we get hope na. See as you blast the kontri once.

Hezbola:
Interesting !!! He will return back to square zero.

That’s not possible. It’s just temporary withdrawal, the government can’t hold it forever since the crime was not committed in her jurisdiction.

AerialMapper:
This is actually economic sabotage!

900m naira worth old notes removed from circulation and replaced with 900m naira new notes. Now this 900m is stolen and put into circulation increasing the supply of the naira...

economist please come and explain the significance

It leads to low Purchasing Power of the Nigerian Naira, which subsequently leads to inflation, which can lead to hyperinflation, which can lead to recession, which can lead to economic depression, which will most certainly lead to increased poverty and death of a large percentage of the masses, which will lead to a national tantrum, and lead to a revolution, and then lead to ...

Kpandex:
I am married with that 30k and we are doing well.
But really it is not easy.
Picture attached is my daughter who was about going to School.

See fine girl. I’ve one younger brother o

abkrgumel:

This Sad. I don't like how people incite to kill Fulani without knowing how dangerous it is. This people are illiterate they can kill thousands in retaliation of one me or you may be a victim of this jungle war without having a stake

This your statement is the problem of Nigeria. Just cause they’re illiterates, it means you can allow them kill your people without retaliating? My guy forget that thing.

People are born to die. It’s fun to kill your enemy. If everybody chop mind for this country day walka with their machete find Fulani man to kill, you feel say them go last one month? We’re just fooling ourselves waiting for the government that isn’t trying to help anybody but themselves.

Don’t say that thing again o. Cause I’m sure if someone kills your sister (just imaginary) and you catch that person, anger won’t let you release that person without chopping of his neck first with a butter knife.

vickyhow:
300?
how? where does it happen? when?

where u base sef?

I’m in Abuja, but school in Delta. 300 own day Warri na. Better one o, no be Mississippi River .

ZaraGift:
You're defending him because he is like you. Good

someone from a building took the video, you're are not there to know there are no children in other flats inside the building.
Don't quote me again

He’s not like me aunty. If I’m Hot, I know where to smash. I wouldn’t have quoted you at first if you didn’t start with an insult. How do you feel now typing this comment without any insulting word inside? You feel great right?

Masturbating in public is wrong, it can get you arrested in the western world. If they’re children seeing him in other flats, still worse. I’m not supporting him, I’m just trying to say that they’s no need for us to complain, since we can’t go and beat him now. If the cameraman didn’t beat him, then who are we?

Just get the point that NL is a place to make and take a joke on serious matters. So before you insult a person via your comment, try to understand their viewpoint from all aspect.

Thanks, and I won’t quote you again.

ZaraGift:
You lack sense, why are you defending him if you didn't watch it, he faced people's house to masturbate and the people video him from up step, why must he face public building to do that, what if kids are in those building?

You're lying he was doing ablution,
I didn't know Muslims do ablution on their dick without water and get erection

Skale, this idiot should go n find something to do with her life. What’s your business with ablution or no ablution? I actually never stated anything about ablution in my post that you quoted. If you’re looking for a place to vent your frustration, then don’t quote me on NL.

Your insulting nature just shows how bitter you are, and also that you cannot depend yourself without throwing bitter words around. Baba was masturbating, he wasn’t masturbating, it’s none of your concern. There was no child in the street at that point, so I’m sure he did his homework. While it is wrong, you have no right to do shit, as it isn’t against the law. Your morals are your fucking problem, shove them up your ass, and stop venting your desperation for attention on NL.

Sorry if it sounded like I was insulting you .

Yess! Yess! They should win Man U. Oh lawd, really a happy Sunday.

ZaraGift:
You're very silly for watching that video and trying to defend this immoral act

Mmhmm...tell me more. I actually didn’t watch it. Why would someone watch a video of a person swinging his joystick.

And practically, I knew he was masturbating from NL comments. Take a joke please. I would’ve returned the insult, but I’m not quite in the mood at this moment.

Blitzerz:
At first it appears he is swinging
Watch the whole video.
He starts again when he sees no one around

I go still buy sugarcane . Why do you think they said to wash fruits before you eat them? Cause of this kind self pleasuring Musa them na.

But on a serious note, the guy should’ve posted that on an adult site, he would have been paid.

Title: “You don’t want to see what happens to this man trying to swing over the fence.”

Kentura:
no I don't mean ashawo nah.. There are girls wey get levels, ashawo na for low self esteemed ppl

Tah, ma hear. Them get 100k ashawo, low esteem keh. Most people drill them when they don’t have time to game. The way wey dem day shout low esteem for NL, man go fear.

boiz2men:
Sex is cheap. Why pay through through the teeth

Tell them o. We even have 300 naira own.

BrutusOj:
if the guy had caught up with him and stab him now, we will hear a different story. People are seriously abusing social media all to trend. I believe only 2% out of 100 stuffs I see online these days. Desperate bloggers every where, they know how gullible Nigerians are and keep dishing out fake news kowe..

I swear. I don’t know the idiot who took the video. Man cannot urinate and swing joystick again. Social media is just helping some fools feel important. I no go day pee outside again o.

funmisticqueen:
Stop displaying your ignorance and find out what, alpha, beta, gamma, delta, theta and omega means. If that one is too hard for you, read on heirachy of a wolf/ werewolf pack. Be shouting alpha male up and down without knowing the meaning

Please shut the Bleep up and go for third service. You really need it. Can’t believe you spent your time reading on all types of males. Is that what “forced loneliness” has driven you to? You should enjoy the fact that you’re not in a relationship. Stop being bitter cause nobody wants to stick their joystick in you. Even a female with strap on won’t stick it in you. Just grow up, and dump bitterness. Nobody is the cause of your relationship problems. You’re always ranting on Nairaland that men are this and that. If you feel so bleeped up, there are many ways to escape a haunted house. Life’s not a movie.

I would’ve loved to keep talking to you, but it’d be pointless. I can only use you, but right now, you’re not worth being manipulated both physically and psychologically.

Even if I’m an omega (lol, I just remembered that God is both Alpha and Omega), I still wouldn’t take a free ticket to your London. The two ranks below me still won’t take a free ticket to your London, with all expenses paid. The one below them won’t take a ticket, with all expenses paid, and free payment to cover Opportunity cost.

You can’t be saved unless you go to third service now o. You can also choose to read Psalm 23.

funmisticqueen:
See this omega male giving advice

Lol. Terminology disgraced you there. You should’ve said beta at least if you meant to make a point. Nwanne, which one is omega? Please go for third service so you can receive sense.

Stop disgracing female beings.

alBHAGDADI:
Yes, God doesn't live in houses built by men, because he lives in Heaven with his presence everywhere. This doesn't mean that he doesn't own buildings by men. If you doubt me, go and desecrate a church and see how your life will turn out.

1 Timothy 3:15
But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth.

Jesus told the rich man to sell all his properties. There's no way he would pay tithe from it because it's not an increase. We pay tithe from an addition or increasing, not from selling our belongings.

Yes, the pastor plays a role in keeping God's house, but if his word doesn't go in line with God's word, we are to reject it. It's simply a heresy.



We're you expecting Jesus to pay tithe? He's Good and should never be required to pay tithe. Can you see how wrong you are?

Nobody is saying you shouldn't help the needy. Just don't do it with God's money. Leave that to the church. You guys sound like you truly help the needy. Have you done that this year? How much did you give?




Paying tithe is a MUST. That's why God said you are robbing him when you don't pay. If it's not a must, then it's not robbery. Can you see how wrong you are again?

Donating the tithe somewhere else is the same as withholding it from God who said to bring it to his house in Malachai 3. If you donate it somewhere else, it means you have robbed God for not bringing it to his house.



So because the Bible didn't record that Paul and Peter used the toilet, it now means they didn't?



If I give to the man, I won't call it tithe. My tithe is different.

The Bible said bring your tithe to the gates and give it to the Levite’s, the fatherless, the widows and the needy. So who ever you give your tithe to is your choice, as long as they’re needy and fatherless.

In the Bible, tithes were usually paid once in three years, and on crops and harvest. It was not monthly. I’m not Daddy Freeze o, but if we can change tithes from just crops and animals to money, and change the timeline from once in 3 years to every Sunday, why can’t we change the means through which we are giving to the poor?

Yes, Paul and Peter didn’t use the toilet, cause there was no toilet at that time.

Martinez39:
Alpha males don't have the mumu buttons of any lady. We red pill men just understand women and we never make ourselves available to manipulation. We don't love.

Leave OP jare. He entered into a contract and added emotions. Only a fool uses emotions in business. You fell for her, or you just want what you can’t get? It’s cause she’s playing your own mumu button, that’s why you’re here complaining and still defending her. You have no trait of an Alpha male. I’m pretty sure your wife would be suffering die hard if it was me. Destroy your stupid emotions. Both love and hate. If you’re not a natural at lack of empathy, there are drugs you can take to cut off emotions from you life (I won’t advise you to take them though.)

Bottom line is that you should play this game as good as she’s playing. If you have sisters, transfer your mom’s plaza to them for the time being. Wreck yourself, and manipulate that idiotic wife of yours. Ah ah, how will a man of over 30 years be acting like one teenager who mistakenly fell in love? Just accept that she’s using you.

I’m sure you won’t listen shall. When you’re gaming a person sometimes, you feel that the person can’t game back. That’s your issue. I also think that your trust is the reason why you can’t see clearly. A relationship built on lies will last as long as you can keep pumping the lies. A pathological liar never runs out of lies. You need to learn more boss. If you’re in for a contract wedding, then act like it’s a business where you’re trying to exploit your competitor. If she must sell the plaza, then you must have her will something much more greater to you first. Devalue the thing after getting it. Push the part you took off to your trusted friend and family (family especially), and then file for a divorce. That way, you guys will have 50/50 and the part you took off from the property she willed you.

You signed a contract without checks and balances. It can still be rectified shall. There are many ways to kill a rat. I can give you advise on sucking that idiot dry if you want. You’ll however be able to watch someone cry to death without helping if you want to do this. If you can watch someone cry to death without helping when you can, then I’d be happy to help you in getting this property you left victorian for . I don’t mean to say you’re going to kill her o. I just mean to say that you might traumatize her and possibly yourself.

There’s nothing alpha about you. There’s nothing alpha about me. You were played, I can’t be played, especially in business.

GreatResearcher:
y are u ladies like dis? all d same. if i didnt gv her all i prmsd same u ladies il talk. yes, i prmsd i wil gv a lady tins if we marry. but sellin it wasnt d plan

Wait o, you’re still defending yourself?

funmisticqueen:
Na wa o. Be the mature one in the marriage, look after your mental health, quickly reconcile and get her pregnant

Abeg abeg, reconcile keh? Advise OP to get her pregnant, then start acting up. Two can play the game.

kingkakaone:
What if I'm worse than you are?

Then keep being yourself .

NonFarmPayrol:
Imagine him trading volatility index and calling him self a trader

All these kids making trading look like a joke

Lol. You wicked o. Last week I blasted my account. I’m still recovering from transfer of aggression damage.

What’s your favorite pair bro? Do you use price action or fundamentals? Or Volume indicators?

alBHAGDADI:
This is a pure rubbish teaching coming from a Catholic Bishop of gay kingdom.

Where did God order that we should do what this preacher said with our tithe? Nowhere. What God said in Malachai 3:10 is that we should bring the tithe to his house. He didn't say we should branch somewhere else with it.

Yes, the pastor's idea seems like a reasonably brilliant and kind one, but that doesn't make it right in God's eyes. Remember that the way man thinks is different from the way God thinks.

Man thinks it is a good thing to give the tithe to someone in need of it. But where did God say such about tithe? Nowhere. He only said to bring it to his house and from there it is distributed to the needy.

Think of it this way: You are on your way to the hospital with 100k to pay for your child's medical bills. Suddenly you found a needy man. Be honest with yourself, will you give the money to the needy man to the detriment of your child in the hospital?

I can bet you won't. So why do you now think it is right to give your tithe to the needy man? Remember, it is God's money and you have no right to decide how to help God spend it, especially when he gave you no such order.

Look, don't let people bamboozle you weird scenarios like the one given by the preacher. Always stand by God's command. The tithe is his, and the only thing you can do with it is to take it to his house, nowhere else.

They may even use your child as an example, saying what if your child is sick and the money needed for treatment is equivalent to the tithe money you have, which is your last dime.

What will I say in this case? Give that money to God because it is his. At this point many will be kicking against me. Little do they know that they are kicking against Jesus who said...


Mathew 10:37
He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

Why do you think Abraham is referred to as a friend of God today? Because he obeyed God by proceeding to sacrifice his son Isaac as commanded by God. He didn't think twice. But people who are not worthy of Jesus are the ones who will disobey him by doing the thoughts of their heart instead of his word.

Proverbs 3:5-6 (KJV)
5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

Unfortunately for you, the pastor is right. The same bible you read states that God doesn’t reside in houses built by men. Your church is a house built by men. Jesus also said to the rich obedient man; “sell all you have, give it to the poor and follow me.” He didn’t tell him to pay any tithe. Plus your pastor is keeper of the house, so if he says you can donate your tithe elsewhere, you can do it. Stop supporting unnecessary settings.

No where in the Bible did they record Jesus paying tithes. The synagogue was a place to teach, not to record who has more money than the other. I’m not saying you shouldn’t pay tithe, the poor widow did. But helping the needy stands above everything. If the tithe is meant to help the needy, then why can’t you give it to them in a situation like that.

Paying tithe is a way for additional blessings according to Malachi, not a must. It says that they rob God but withholding their tithes and offerings. Not by spending it on helping the needy. Withholding is different from donating it elsewhere to what is quite humane (I guess that’s the word you guys use).

Las las, you’ve tithed to the lord if the lord is in your heart. Paul didn’t pay tithe (there’s no record). Peter didn’t either. Paul commended his converts on their charitable donations to him. He didn’t force anybody to pay tithe to him. He said help each other with what thou hast.

If you think God needs your 10%, then you need to up your BK. He actually wants you to show that you’re not greedy and not withholding what he gave to you. You’re blessed to bless others. So yes, if your tithe is the last money you have with you, and you see a man begging to eat genuinely, then if you possess empathy, you can give it to him.

“For that which a man gives with hope of returns is less than what he gives without hoping to get it back.” You’re hoping that God would bless you for giving tithe, but you’re giving to that man so he can survive for another day. Which will your God expect you to do most?

sinceraconcept:
Come try and marry me and insist you no go give me chop for wedding night after holding myself for months or years waiting for the night. No that day you go no say I be tiger, I go tear your cloth. Babe, don't try this at home with your future husband on wedding night if you no want trouble o cos hin fit rape you o

Married couples cannot rape in Nigerian Constitution. If e blow your eye con enter London, no body go talk.

I don’t even understand why you won’t want to have sex that night. Lord knows it won’t work o. Even girlfriend for two weeks must open London, then Na you way dem done pay for (buy ) go come say no?

Blackivy27:
we broke up. I was unhappy even tho i tried to move on i still needed to know why he did what he did. I knew the cheating part was a lie. But why did he lie? I asked him for over an hour, crying and begging. I even reminded him of the promises he made not to hurt me. But he kept denying, complaining and all that. Yesterday he claimed i didnt fight hard enough for him. That i hurridly ended things. He wants us to be together but he feels i would refuse.

You still on this issue? Oya, go and get ready for church.

GreatResearcher:
i havnt seen my wife for days. D first issue began wen she wanted to sell d car i gav her. After much fight, i allowd her sold it. D car was one of d things i agreed to giv her if she marries me. Dis curent one she wants to sell off a shopping plaza i gave her. That plaza was built by my mom. because i will it to her doesnt mean she shud sell it. She wants us to relocate to lagos where her busines is. Man a lot hav happend b/w us under one month in marriage.

So bros? How does being alpha fit into this context. This is just failed marriage, nothing else. Cause you’re a theist, that gives her a right to act differently?

lloyds:
That guy should go and find something better to do. . That sport is too bloody brutal and dirty.

But he’s getting paid in millions na. All the beating way people day chop for this country from so-called law enforcers, them day pay una put?