₦airaland Forum

SEXONLY:
how much?

nlPoster:
The OP is correct.

The only exception would be if Yorubas had actually encountered tigers and thus described them in the language.

Amotekun could also be panther (dictionary meaning).

NwaAmaikpe:


Wow

Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

profeazy:
Snake bites are one of the deadliest form of accidents that occur in the tropics. It is important we know how to differentiate poisonous from non poisonous snakes.
Knowing if the snake that bit someone is poisonous or not could be the difference between life and death. This photo tells how to differentiate between the bites of both.

It is also necessary a person with a snake bite does not panic. Tie the affected area to reduce blood flow from the area to the heart and seek immediate medical attention. Sucking out the poison could be dangerous!

The Cobra is one poisonous snake that is found in Africa and Asia. In this short clip, Adael the Creature Teacher, a wildlife wizkid who is just 11 years old tells us more about snakes. Watch attentively. You might just learn a fact or two you could use to save a life someday.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PGtagSmaA

IykeD:
You people have reduced our naira to Zimbabwean dollar. 50m? You must be kidding me

BigGuyMan:
Yoruba people no get sense

Good2love:
During a Live Section in the Studio the TV Host Jimmy Kimmel Mocked Buhari Calling Him a Clone..

Is Nigerian President @MBuhari a clone
That Is A Caption From the post..

Is Nigerian President @MBuhari a clone pic.twitter.com/hZw6FIbuwS

— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) December 4, 2018

UltimateCycle:
Foreign media knows the truth.

Source: See Yahoo Facebook page.

NaijaOlosho:


Never knew olamide likes fat shapeless ladies

Na so he take Bleep Eniola for studio night section

Fear my AFONJA brothers, they bleep any thing bleepable

Why won't you call him pastor after getting bleeped in a cheap way

Spits

No Nairaland guy can see my panties

Abjay97:
https://www./2018/11/top-ten-places-no-nigerian-has-ever.html?m=1

Omoboricash:
Very unfortunately after checking your profile I totally agree that beauty and intelligent are two different word.
I think the two go in hand to hand but in your own case, it is totally different

PurplePatch:
"Their plan." Whose plan? Africans can never see things naturally. Everything is attributed to the enemies no thanks to all these poo pastors and prophets.

The weather is hot if you've noticed, so snakes and reptiles alike will be looking for cool environments to chill. That is the reason that snake entered that shop and met its untimely death.

Nairalanders take note.

Lala rushing down to push this to fp...

Inspectorsuga22:
U were not in the room wt them and as rightfully expected u will surely support ur sister because she is d one dat ended up dead. If it was that young man dat lost his life u will still support ur sister and claim self defense so pack one side with ur allegations or do u think any right thinking person will not know even before u were asked dat u will defend ur sister....
U and ur sister asked someone to call and threaten d boy and who knows wat kinda daring and provocative language u guys used and d $tupid boy ran straight into this unfortunate incident because he was too immature to control his emotions....I hope the police investigate this incident thoroughly without favouring any side or making their $tupid assumptions...

psalmmycapo:
you know this place has a lot of significance to our country zungeru was where lord luggard based when he was the head of state and later before he was transferred to india by the queen of england then...also the birth place of captain ojukwu and also nnamdi azikwe who was a fellow of oxford university and also a fellow of the queen of engalnd the school carries the most significant trait being the same school both men attended... and one school that lord luggard loved... infact this school is a monument of nigerias pride not to talk about the military base of the British soldiers then and also the hospitals and churches they built... ...and its surprising how it is left to nature...its supposed to be a museum the whole of zungeru is supposed to be preserved... and also taught in school....zungeru is indeed the forgotten capital of the northern protectorate.... before even nigeria came into existence.....this is very wrong our leaders are so boring and irresponsible...things like this are jewels to this nation how can you teach us and the future youths about history and the struggle of nigeria if the birthplace of civilization in nigeria is washed away... smh... nigeria has to change ...we have to change....not this present camouflaged change...true transformation is needed... it doesnt matter who we put in power on any level if they dont know the worth of this nation they are yet but another blood and bone who claim to be sons of the soil who cant do anything better than their predecessors...we are looking at leadership wrongly in nigeria. .infact... politics is very boring over here compare it to the likes of kofi annan of ghana or nelson mandela of south africa this is nonsense....our politicians dont even understand politics and the relevance of history how can they understand economya leader cant change a nations economy... the people will,if given the opportunity.ofcourse..we need the fords and Cornelius and Rockefeller of america rn in our nation.... we need to stand lest we stay down too long that we dont remember the difference between standing and staying down...we are nigerians no more medicine after death... dont visit when the damage is done prevent the people and places from the damage we dont need sympathy we need leadership....enough of the Democratic tyranny...i am determined to be the abraham lincoln of our time the Sir Winston leonardo spencer churchill of this age... who are youlets kick this old men to the old people's care homes so they take care of them and lets build nigeria... we are great lets start living up to that...