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westlius:
some 1 who wrote dis rubbish na 1st grade
mumu and needs #common sense#

See how low you have gone. So it has bn this bad that no part of your brain is functional anymore. Brother, you need a serious help and dat must be ASAP. Pastor T.B. might help you out.

Do you remember when futuristic movies would show a future full of robots? Well, that future isn’t so far away. The robots are coming, and they will take our jobs. The technological revolution we are in is not stopping anytime soon, and automation is a huge part of its growth. We have witnessed this change before, and that was the Industrial Revolution. The solution was creating a more educated workforce to handle more complex issues, and again our solution to this issue lies in education. When choosing a college degree, it is important to be cognizant of the changing world and its changing demands. And so, I have found 5 college degrees that will be sure to be obsolete with the advent of technology.

Accounting Degree

Basically, if Quickbooks can do it – you don’t really need your accountant. More and more companies are coming up with ways to do taxes online – from Turbo Tax to H & R Block. In house accounting is only truly necessary for larger companies, and tax accounting for most individuals can be done online directly. The changing course of this career requires less number crunching and more insight. A good alternative to this degree is finance, where you can be more dynamic in your career.

Hospitality and Tourism Degree

You know those kiosks that you check in to at the airport? That is the projected future of hotels. Majoring in hospitality and tourism is a mistake, because most of that industry can easily be replaced by technology. The need for hotel desk agents, travel agents, and more are truly dwindling.


Paralegal Degree

Most of the duties of a paralegal can easily be done by a computer these days. Filing and research can easily be done online, and does not require a human touch. Law itself can be replaced by technology, so paralegal studies is the obvious first cut to the industry.

Broadcast Communications Degree

Broadcast is an ever changing field. The TV is no longer the main news outlet, and a degree in broadcast communications focuses on an outdated technology. Communication efforts are changing daily, from Snapchat to Facebook – we get our news in a very different way these days.


Pharmacy Degree

Your prescription can be filled by a robot. That is a simple idea to grasp. More and more drugstores are turning to this idea of an automatic pick up or drop off, and there is no real need for a pharmacist in this world. Compounding is still relatively used, but as big pharmaceuticals dominate the playing field – the need for compounding will dwindle as well. Go big and become a doctor instead, as this job is very replaceable.

Proudly a Virgo......Daz even my Biz Name.

Kaydeexotic:
I see one or two of the girls becoming olosho in the nearest future.... Somebody shout hallelujah

May that prayer be fulfilled upon the head of your children and you children children you son of darkness. Amen

Is President Obama really aware of what his kinsmen are doing? He should call them to order pls.

Share this picture until it gets to someone who knows this boy. They had an accident en route East to Lagos, only him survived.

ofeoil:
Ndi-imo are not happy with Okorocha. APC have been rigging election in Imo State, from gov to senate.

Okorocha have been demolishing peoples business and property as revenge for losing the last election.

The just concluded senate election was rigged.

Let us just get one thing straight, Ndi-imo are not muslims and will never be muslims.

Ndi-imo are Igbo and christians. A leopard never changes its spots.

What point have you made here with your butchered grammar?

Smart minds only ....

I'm an 8 letter word (12345678). I'm very smart and can be dangerous. My 78 is d name of an animal, Farmers pray for my 2345, u can keep stuffs in my 678, my 45678 is d message u received. ladies can't do without my 123 and u can Neva be intelligent without my 12345. What am I??

What am l as 78?

What am l as 2345?

What am I as 678?

What am I as 45678?

What am l as 123?

What am I as 12345?

cococandy:
Why would she wanna stay with him?
Someone cheats on you and is arrogantly unrepentant about it?
Talk about jerk of the year. The Fool has no business being married in the first place. Marriage is for those who can "I'm sorry" when they are wrong. Not those who gloat in their misbehavior.

Sis your blood too hot, abeg calm down. I did not see anything to prove that the man was arrogant in the story. She slapped him and he just kept quiet, not hitting back, not making any comment. Is that how arrogant ple behave?

Well, d man did something bad if actually he kept such pic by himself. Mind u, WhatsApp can upload pics from friends and especially those WhatsApp Groups. The woman failed it by slapping her husband publicly.

My sis, d woman deserved bn sent home. Her behavior may have made the man to be unfaithful to her. Her type can starve her husband of sex for months.

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4077157_z1_jpg5d0f2eea6e0b422f208f7c5810022725



Haba!!!

I may doubt the story but whoever did this to this child should be killed..

String that Nigga up and stretch that nigga to death.


Only an Animal can inflict this type of injury on a kid.

This news is as fake as fake can be. Take an analytical look at the pic. With the heavy wound all over the back, non at both hands. Was the kid without cloth wen flogged this way. How many days was the boy flogged to sustain this kind of injury? Was it a one day flogging? Where were other teachers when this was going on. What offence will a boy of this age commit to deserve such beating? What kind of cane was used to create this kind of wound or was knife also used?

There are so many questions that can be asked about this pic. Please all these media misleading posts should be controlled.

VhatAmazingDude:
Lol.

That's how this street was named 'Ramotu' street.

It makes perfect sense in Lagos, but it will confuse an Igbo man in Lagos for the first time

I don laf tire....A non-Igbo person wont find it hilarious. Chaiii....let me throw light to dat, hope i wont be banned. Translating Ramotu[/i] to Igbo means..... This ia crude request by a female gender to a male gender meaning "Come and F**k me"[i]

Yes, it is wise to think rationally before venturing into a business investment, but dwelling too long or a longer ”I'm still thinking about it " can be dangerous in business investment.

Markzurkerberg, CEO of Facebook invited 5 people to his Harvard Dorm room few years ago to discuss a business opportunity. Only 2 people showed up and they got in. Today, those 2 people are billionaires:
Dustin Moskovitz $6.5 billion and Eduardo Saverin $3.4billion.

Nothing is more expensive than a closed mind and a missed opportunity. A " thinking-about-it" for too long can cost you a whole lot of money and time. Taking action NOW can earn you a whole lot. It's your choice, your life, it's up to u to make a choice!! Make a choice now!!!

KissChris:
For Naija?

Like many of you are from a very poor homes or technologically backward background. Well, like you guys only roll with low class babes.

This post is not only meant for low class girls hostels. It's both low and high class hostels

Abubakar Shekau, who was replaced by Islamic State as Boko Haram’s leader has spoken out about the news, claiming that he was betrayed and denouncing his purported new leader as an infidel.

He said this in an audio message, his first in over one year, after IS on Tuesday published an interview with Sheikh Abu Musab al-Barnawi in its Al-Naba online weekly magazine in which he was introduced as Boko Haram’s new leader.

In the interview, Barnawi talks about the history of jihad in this region but makes no clear reference to Shekau.

Since March 2015, Barnawi has appeared in several videos distributed by Boko Haram, claiming responsibility for successive attacks, earning him the reputation of group spokesman, experts say.

But in his message, Shekau takes aim at Barnawi, dismissing him as an infidel who condones living in an un-Islamic society without waging jihad.

And in a tacit acknowledgement that his own position as leader may have been usurped, he speaks of being tricked by some of his followers.

“They deceived me,” he said.

“And now I find myself being forced to follow another character who practices disbelief,” he says, in a message which becomes increasingly more animated as he speaks.

Berlin-based jihadist expert Yan St-Pierre of the Modern Security Consulting Group, who confirmed the voice in the audio recording as Shekau’s voice, said his message had laid bare divisions within the group.

St-Pierre said the message suggested Shekau was trying to retain his base of support within Boko Haram without compromising the commitment to IS.

“In the message, Shekau refers to Boko Haram under its previous name, but with some ISIS propaganda elements, as if he wanted to reassure its old combattants and base, without denying his commitment to (its leader Abu Bakr) al-Bagdadi,” he said.

Speculation over the fate — and alleged disappearance — of Shekau has been rife in recent months: he was last seen in a YouTube video in March, looking weak, and saying: “For me, the end has come.”

He became Boko Haram leader after Nigerian security forces killed the group’s founding chief Mohammed Yusuf in 2009, sparking an insurgency that has left 20,000 people dead and forced 2.6 million people to flee their homes.

But the group has become fractured under his leadership, experts told AFP after the Barnawi interview was released.

“Boko Haram has lost its prestige and become difficult to control (under Shekau). Today, Boko Haram is divided into several little groups,” St-Pierre said.

And a Nigerian security analyst said he believed Shekau was still alive, but that IS may be seeking to clean up Boko Haram’s reputation among jihadists, by ousting a leader seen as disorganised and unreliable.

Boko Haram has been pegged back by an aggressive fightback from the Nigerian military since January 2014, losing territory and its capacity to mount conventional attacks.

The United States has cautioned its citizens to avoid all travel to 20 states for security reasons, stating that the security there remains fluid and unpredictable.

The Department of State, specifically warned Americans against travel to Adamawa, Borno, and Yobe states, noting that it’s ability to provide assistance to US citizens in the three states remains severely limited.

The Department of State in a travel warning on its website on Wednesday, strongly urged US citizens in Nigeria to consider their own personal security and to keep personal safety in the forefront of their travel planning.


The Department recommended against all but essential travel to 17 other states due to the risk of kidnappings, robberies, and other armed attacks.

The states are, Bauchi, Bayelsa, Delta, Edo, Gombe, Imo, Jigawa, Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Kebbi, Kogi, Niger, Plateau, Rivers, Sokoto, and Zamfara.

“Based on safety and security risk assessments, the Embassy maintains restrictions for travel by US officials to the states listed above; officials must receive advance clearance by the US Mission for any travel to those states,” it stated.

The Force Public Relations Officer, Donald Awunah, could not be reached on Thursday for reaction to the security alert. He had yet to respond to an SMS as of the time of filing this report.

The Department further advised all US citizens to be particularly vigilant around government security facilities; churches, mosques, and other places of worship; locations where large crowds may gather, such as hotels, clubs, bars, restaurants, markets, shopping malls; and other areas frequented by expatriates and foreign travelers.

It explained that security measures in the country is heightened due to threats posed by extremist groups, and “U.S. citizens may encounter police and military checkpoints, additional security, and possible road blocks throughout the country.”

The mission pointed out that the Boko Haram group, designated as a Foreign Terrorist Organization by the Department of State, had claimed responsibility for many attacks in the country.

It also informed Americans that local government curfews are intermittently in effect in several states in the North.

SylarsMcQuins:
I don't see Nigeria being like this in my life time

May it be to you according to your words. Amen.

15 Major Dance Sessions in room

Hostel rooms are the dancing area for girls. There are party and dancing sessions in hostel rooms.

Hostel life is the most memorable and lovable part in their liveliness.

14. Complain about men

They constantly complain about men may it be her boyfriend or friends. May be not all !

13. Exchanging clothes and accessories

In hostel they run to each other’s room for clothes in the morning because they imagine they have nothing to wear even if they have.

12. Bad Bathroom Singing

In hostel they sing amazingly bad at bathroom. The bad singing is really soothing to them and they like that song. At the same time her friends put fingers in ears.

11. Chaiiiii...Girls Love Birthday surprises.

They plan birthday surprise for their friends and will arrange all the things that need to be surprise her. They take meticulous planning and carrying out of surprises.

10. Major Online Shopping

Shopping is a weakness for girls but in a hostel they will browse online. They will lodge to this online shopping for hours.

Indomie Noddles to the rescue

Indomie is the primary food item that girls like to cook in the hostel. No one understands the value of after day long lecture Indomie.

8. Show no mercy to the food that comes from home!

If anyone brings food from home then the other friends will attack the friend and food without any mercy.

7. Talk over the phone for hours

Girls talk over the phone for hours in hostel. May it be her boyfriend, a long lost friend, or may be just a friend from next room.

6. Complaining About The Mess Food And Rules

In girls hostel they will complain about the mess food and rules. Feeding in the hostel mess had made you immune to any kind of food. You learn to tolerate pretty much thing.

5. Google or Facebook the cute guy at college and drool

When they see any cute guy at college or any other place they will search the guy on Facebook or any other social media at the hostel.

4. Cat Fights

Cat fights are the most common thing that was found in girls hostel. Pillow fights, scratching, slapping, hair pulling and shirt-shredding included in this fight.

3. Major Relationship Advice

In girls hostel they talk more often with serious relationship advice to their allies. Surely it will be the best advice that can’t be made by none other than your close friend.

2. Major Selfie-taking sessions

Young ladies in the hostel are more crazy with taking selfies and groupies. Selecting the perfect selfie just takes major time of the day. Most young women are addicted to taking selfies because each selfie is a potential profile picture on their social media platforms.

Everyone wants to know what is taking place inside a girls hostel. Nearly all girls want to stay at hostel at least once in their life time. Hostels happen to be a funny place where you can enjoy the most with new born freedom. Here we discuss about the 15 things that materialize in every girls hostel.


1. Talk About Everything Possible On Earth

Girls in the hostel are more likely to talk with their friends. It is not gossiping, but it is just sharing real important info. Study says young women talk three times as much as men.