₦airaland Forum

INTROVERT:
The guy has low center of gravity . but who am I to complain.....

Gotdanm it mehn!

Nairaland has a lot of sick moafuckers.. Lol.. ..

Truthfully the Guy's centre of gravity is low that's y he's obssessed trying to form Super man for the girl..

When the girl reach there, she go see say he no super anything..

Super Man no dey shout am..

50calibre:
Stupi*dity at its peak! A 17 year old girl is little in your universe right?

Cradle rubber, child molester, rapist.

Some 17 years olds are still very naïve and innocent.

kinggenesis:
At 9am this morning I heard an unusual cry and screaming from a compound next to mine. I moved closer and after a close observation I discovered a guy was trying to rape a girl. I quickly called on my cousin and I swiftly climbed over the fence and shouted at whoever it was to come out, immediately a young girl ran out crying with blood in her mouth and bruises on her body and young boy came out sweating and started explaining without any question from me that he was only playing with her.

I asked the girl, and she said the boy was trying to rape her. The guy was a gateman while the girl was a maid in that house so I quickly asked for their boss's number and put a call throughtto him and luckily their boss was still within the Estate and before 10mins time he showed up and we took the guy to the police station! he started crying and begging that is the devil's handwork And that was when he mentioned that he is 25yrs old and the gal is just 17yrs old, what a pity!

As I post this now the boy is already in the police station crying and wishing he could turn back the hands of time but it is too late cause I am ready to follow this issue up and make sure he is prosecuted. We must fight rape, abuse and violence against women! every rapist must face the law. Thanks for your time for reading this. And please let's put hands together to stop this violence called Rape.

Nice one Jack Bauer .. But for your intervention, that little girl might have suffered V V F.

Has WÍke brought bÀd luck to this state already?
I pity the people of rivers.
Wike will bring them poverty, and they will love him for it..

Crude oil doesn't sell as much as sex..

Let's kuku make it a source of Major Foreign Exchange since No market for crude again..

Market for sex can never and would never dry up..

Mark my words..

Tinubu has watched them put it together.
Tinubu could also help them put it apart cos he's been there from the start..
Whatever Saraki EÑjoys Today i§ Tinubu's Mastermind

Well Ðeserved Retirement.
Jega the Saviour and Sustainer of our Democracy..

Ebora the big Masqurade of Owu kingÐom.
Baba no regret..

Buhari is Working..

#Sai Baba.

Baba na baba..
Meat and pomo no be mate.
All-over diffÉrent from Overall.
PDP Must bow to APC.

Let the legislooting begin

stanleychimezie:
http://www.today.ng/politics/i-wont-recognize-bukola-saraki-as-senate-president-unless-tinubu/

Hmmm…! The Lion of Bourdillion has Roared..

The Asiwaju 1.

The Nigerian Machiavelli..

Its a spoken and silent Rule of the game..

They say if Rules aint bent don't bend them..

Rules are made to be broken and Bukola my man has lived to the billing.

hilariousmatt:
This just happened at my office today.
Our Human Resource (HR) personnel called some people yesterday to come for a job interview today, giving them all necessary details about the interview, venue etc. Today, the interview was conducted and our HR personnel discovered a guy wasn’t around among the interviewee. However, she (HR) called him to know if all was well only for the guy to tell her he didn’t receive any call from our company after which she ended the call. The guy letter called back saying he just discovered after checking his call log that our company truly called, but his phone was with his 15 years old younger brother as at that time who was playing game on his phone and he (the younger brother) was the one who received the call and got all the message on his behalf but forgot to deliver the message to him.
The guy pleaded if the company could reconsider, saying he has been searching for jobs for many years and our HR personnel told him she will get back to him if the company reconsiders. But the truth is, the interview has already been concluded and they have chosen those they want to choose.
I pity him though, but………GOD knows best.
If you were the guy, what will you do to your brother?

The Job wasn't for him in the first place..

He doesn't know how much blessing is beyond this disappointment..

The water u'l drink can and would never pass you by.

The Job was simply not his.

ojahikuw:
rate at which this man is traveling, am not sure he is concerned about us

On the contrary, he's very concerned about you..

You see, he has to make peace Both Home and abroad.. Process of healing and reconciliation doesn't take place over night.

Ezenwammadu:
Touring dullard president.The fourth country he is visting in less than two weeks yet no political appointments.He just returned from germany

DAURADULLARD don't forget your selfies

You have so much brains and you keep tab on a dullard..

Oh my God! Blessed father please make me a Dullard..

If a Dullard gets this much attention from you, Then I want to live and die a dullard..

applord:
Nigeria is on AUTO-PILOT.

Even that ASO ROCK FURNITURE - 'House boy' 'Akpan' Osinbanjo has no stake in this government. My guess is that he is flying with his trusted friend - Fashola

His Accomplished Friend Fashola you ment to say right..


You are forgiven boy! Sin no more..

I rebuke the TANoid spirit in you.

MEILYN:
Omo this wakajugbe no won end? Abeg PMB, leave travel and face your country. Anyway, I trust you. I hope you wouldnt give this TANMiTES a reason to laugh at us?

God forbid bad thing.. TANmites can never laff at Baba..

Nigeria don vote for Travelling President..
Sai Buhari..

Sveen:
Huh! Maybe the next poster might have something good to say.

OMG! This eediot got me lol.. ..

Nairaland is filled with sick people..

If u didn't have anything to say y insinuate the next poster might have something to say..

You Must be a Comedian bros..

See serious Relationship matter, u're posting rubbish.

*Back to the matter*

Sis, in life, all we owe ourselves is Happiness!
Follow Happiness wherever it is..
Just be happy.

I don't envy this Olisah Methu guy at all. His work is now so very difficult.

Pineapp:
Her dressing like CRK teacher.

Hahahahaha.. Lol.. OMG!
Nairaland no go kill person.

Life is just about struggle..
Primary school, u struggle for monitor.
Secondary school, u struggle for class captain or Senior Prefect.
University u might struggle for SUG!
Struggle for Governor!
Struggle for Senate President.
Struggle and struggle and struggle..
Life no easy oo!
Bukola has struggled for this seat like all his whole life depended on it..
The Struggle Continues..
Humans.. Struggling since 1609 BC..

Why on earth should he be fuc*kin somebody's mother, is he a moafucker?

But I tot the people voted Massively for Aregbe.
They should be patient and hold on.
Gbese is the order of the day..
They have looted the treasury dry..
Goodluck and his gang emptied the treasury..
They must be patient with this Change ooo!

Greece is having Serious Problems and its being considered dtrongly weda Greece would remain within the Euro or not, in turn, their creditors, the IMF has forced stringent Austerity measures down the throat of every single Greek..

I see semblance here.. Buhari would be forced to implement so many anti-corruption and mismangment policies in turn for a good deal from our creditors..

Its no news Nigeria is in debt and oil is below $60 per barrel..

Same old police and theif game..

Monimatic:
the the end of APC has come,

ÀhÑ ÀhÑ ! Isn't it rather to early..
Its far from over.
APC will ball till thy kingdom come..
*Spotted a Jealous PDP e-Rat*

Adisa89:
product of buhari. I never expected u to be intelligent anyway 1mbecile

eediots.. I caught so much fun on nairaland today threatning PDP e-rats.. Their liver shake.. ..

Adisa89:
[s][/s]pained! welcome to 4 years of constant opposition. i hope u don't jump into the lagoon before December. omo guguru ati epa..oloshi!

You must be the defination of that Omo-ale jati jati they used to talk about.

That kamoru the landlord says "Beware of my son Kamoru"

av spotted Kamoru today..

there u are.. Omo-ale jati jati..

Baba agbaya.. No go rest for your village.. Dey find preferential treatment.

Adisa89:
is that all u had to say? mtcheew! i thought u would seize my phone. ko o ni da fu e!

Koni da fun baba eh ati gbogbo iran yin.. Eranko jati jati..

Omo akotileta.. Alainironu ara galatia. Oponu sowenu..

aguiyi:
you are a fool . both you and the terrorist you are protecting his interest online.

the elections are over, bring back our girls campaign is dead, the girls are no longer talked about. the campaign leaders and directors are part of Buharis transition committee and govt. he could not show us his certificate till date. tell me the difference btw him and a dullard, idiot

Terrorist ya chu ubanka..

Your Lineage must be a linage of terrorist since you know one when u c one..

chukwudi44:
sharraaaap ,the olodo is a real dullarrrd

Yeah! So what he's a dullard.. He knows more than your father..