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This is really ingenious.
Another reason why I'm proud Nigerian.

This is poverty of the mind..
ordinary Pencil light camry is giving the owner sleepless night.
If the guy buy Ferrari Hin go dey suspect everybody be that oo!

daviejay:
No bros, I no vex ooo , I just don't want to be misunderstood, besides this Forum is a great place to be, very resourceful...more so, there is freedom of expression of opinion

Yeah right bro!

kelechi50:
Awon omo kini lope se iwo ti oni Baba

ehjor eh dakun eh bami so oro gba ori wan..

daviejay:
please bro, don't misunderstand me...it is not financial assistance ooo

ahn ahn bros, u're already taking it personal when I was just kidding you.

Don't you know nairaland is comedy relief!


Oya no vex bros.

daviejay:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm about commencing a building project. Please I need assistance and necessary information and guidance from the Masters in the house. Thanks.

You want to commence a building project and you need assistance,

Me I have not eaten today, pls assist me.

mobuch:
u mean an old fool; who ran away from the war front with a bullet hole in his ass rather than a taking bullet hole where other real men take theirs. if Obasanjo is the kind of hero you people worship in yoruba land, then shame on you people.

Pls answer! Should I have worshipped Ojukwu?

If I don't worship and Adore the Ebora of Owu, Pls tell me then, who do I worship!


These Ojukwu's children must know they were given a life-line, if they abuse the priviledge, it would be withdrawn.

I don't like joining issues with igbo people, so please leave me alone.


If they had allowed starvation and kwashiorkor to finish your foreFathers u won't be here talking crap with me.

Its honour and priviledge for you to talk with me and you must appreciate it. In the event you insult the priviledge, I withdraw it straight without thinking twice..

Do have a good day.. Awon omo irankiran

Awon omo ti wan fi ipa ji baba wan lori bed.

biodunid:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/n-assembly-members-to-get-n8-64bn-as-wardrobe-allowance-next-week/212188/

The first and major problem with nigeria and the number one cause of corruption is that Political office is too attractive..


Let them make these offices less attractive and watch only people with love and passion for Nation building assume such positions,

These things are supposed to be done next to free, they just to be paid stipends or minimal allowances, but when a mans life depends on political office, then he would do and un-do..


This in my opinion is Nigeria's number one problem.


A Nigeria senator shouldn't earn more than the Number 1 man in the world Barrack Obama.

If we truly are following American system to the teeth then No Nigerian Politician should earn more than the Number one man where we copy our democracy from

This is absurd.

This is abysmal

This is wantom abuse and insensitivity to the plight of Nigerians.

This is braod day rubbery..


Thieeeffff! Oleee! Barawooo! Legislootors.. Ahhh, make una Fear God ooo! There is god oooo!

Gotdanm it mehn! This is another aspect that needs #Change.. Are they to be putting on gold attires all the time?

This wardrobe shit can't be sustained on tax payers money. Never.


If you like put on rags and make laws, provided you make credible, universal and truthful laws.

Why should I pay for what you wear.. That is absurd, its unheard of, its un-Godly, its outright rubbery of the treasury, its abuse to democracy and watom display of insensitivity,

In a Nation where we have Internally displaced persons, where we have more pressing challenges, this is a misplacement of value and wantom abuse of priviledge.

This is outright misplacement of Priority.

#GeneralBuhari Must look into this, as this also is an insult to our Madate with him..

Kashamu should go and ask Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, Atiku Abubakar..

People wey pass am.. If Baba wants to deal with you he "MUST" deal with you.

Some Human beings have attained godlike Status and we must admit OBJ is a Demi-god.

A Living Legend.


An Institution.

A Grand Pa... If all else fails, ask Grand pa.

On that note, I pray for all our Grand Pa's

Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida
Abdulsalam Abaubakar
Mohammadu Buhari
Olusegun Obasanjo
Theophilus Yakubu Danjuma
Yakubu Gowon
Earnest Shonekan
Oladipo Diya

And the rest numerous to mention.

If these old men lead us right before they cross to the great beyond, Nigeria would know peace

If not disrespect, a coward that hid in the toilet is dragging shoulder with Baba..

The thing wey old man use pass pikin na hin baba go show you.

You never know baba, baba go use your nose blow whistle..

May Baba's wrath never befall you.

Ebora Of Owu Kingdom.

Leader and commander of the Civil War, victorious and decorated with meritorious Medal of Honour.
The 2 time Commander of the Federal Republic, the 1st Military and civilian President.

The one that Never Forgives, Baba you are mighty!

Obasanjo! One of a Kind.

Allaha Eh Bia Baba.

phlemzy:
The guy don dey humble.

Them no dey teach person Humility, when Jungle Mature, you must to Humble..
All these proud pompous e-rats TANoids wey dey nairaland never wan humble.
This revolution must take place even on the internet.

The Silent Bloodless Buhari Revolution

All these men we call Baba seems to know everything.


#BabaObasanjo


#BabaBuhari


Toh, Nigeria #SaiBaba.

nobody gat tell am na..
Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall

The General can dine with anybody, but what he would do is in his mind..

Allah eh bia General..

#SaiBuhari.. I remain loyal to this administration..

superstar1:
They said Nigeria will burn, if Jonah losses. He lost nothing happened.

They said Nigeria will be in flame if PMB dares revoke the oil pipeline monitoring contracts. Now, the General has done and let us wait for the reaction of the bloody civilians daring him.

Do not forget, he has 5billion cool cash from US, to crush any threat, walking or dead.

5Billion oooo my brother..

shamelly:
80 percent of opc members can't define pipeline and u expect them to protect it,protecting what they don't know about.
But thank God we have the right president at the right time if not, contract will soon be given to hunters to monitor our boarders.
Nonsense

comedians full nairaland sha!

Hunters for our Boarder Patrol, not even in 1880 BC did that happen, are you insinuating that Jonathan Govt put this Economy on Reverse Mode?

I think we really regressed, we went back in time under GEJ administration. Thank God for the Progressives, we will not Regress no more but Progress

fastguy10:
I dey see danger
WAHALA dey
Omo wahala dey

fastguy10:
I dey see danger
WAHALA dey
Omo wahala dey

serious legitimate wahala dey ooo!

Ki eku ile gbo, ko sohfun toko..

PDP e-rats should hear this here and pls go tell their Foot soldiers that wahala has come oo! Kata kata don burst oo!

The game is up.

Pangea:
Sanity is gradually returning!
Let everyone warn their kids, it will no longer be business as usual

Hmmm! Wise words..

You shall live long wise-one.
A word is enough for the wise.

Its fight to finish, fire for fire.
In #Buhari I trust.

barbstee:
http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/fg-cancels-pipeline-protection-contracts-award-to-ethnic-militias/

What a very Welcomed Development

#SaiBuhari

Shikena. Talk don finish.


When GEJ was awarding this contracts to these thugs, I was asking myself, why not enlist them into Nigerian Police or Civil defence or even Navy and train them and equip them and recognise them, But the chief Clueless that got so desperate to retain sit was just dolling out million dollarz, forgetting that no amount of money can surpass the collective will of the people..

FG never start to cancel contracts oo! By the time this administration would start fully, some unruly nigerians would be forced to change Nationality by force..

No Place for Crime in our New Nigeria!

No Place for Fraud in our New Nigeria!

In our New Nigeria, Stealing is Corruption!

In this New Nigeria, No place for indiscipline

In Our New Nigeria, No more Rascality in Govt.

Anything and anyone that wants to stand in the way of this New Nigeria, and anybody that thinks he can or plans to sabotage this our Govt of National Unity thru any form of armed struggle would meet stiff resistance.


If you can not be part of this New Nigeria, Pls move to Kotonu, or Zimbabwe or Somalia or u can go and drown with migrants crossing from Africa to Europe..


Nigeria Must be great.

#SaiBuhari

agurza:
deluded saTANoids of course and they full Nairaland

Forget those devilish TANoids littered all over the place, their place is hell is bubbling with Brimstone and Fire already.

CR77:
Built by Jonathan
And

Commissions by Buhari

Such Ís life ooo my brother.

midolian:
Sai Baba!

Seeing you everytime gives me inexplicable joy...May ya enemies be put to shame.

That means we are many, our Joy would know no bound Ínsha Allaha.

These Legislootors again..

Them Must cut their money ooo!


As a matter of fact this their job is supposed to be philanthropic in nature.

Political offices should be made unattractive so we get genuine people who are intrested in the masses and nÓt their pÓcket

classicB:
My friends and myself were discussing about relationship stuffs recently.
We talked about one of our coursemate that is lucky enough to have a guy that cares so much about her, takes care of her, up to the point of giving her salary yet this girl doesn't love or appreciate the guy at all, she still go about sleeping with men cos of chicken change.

And we also have one that is currently in love with a broke guy. They have been together for close to 3years now and sometimes this girl feels like the guy doesn't love her enough simply because she sees what her friends are getting from their guy and she's not privileged to get it from her own boyfriend. Its not as if she doesn't love the guy or anything but she sometimes get jealous and imagine herself in the shoes of girls I mentioned above.
Her boyfriend loves her and he isn't cheating on her.

So my question is, how do u think a broke guy can show love, and care to his girlfriend in the absence of cash?

There is no true romance without finance.

That's why young men must get their priorities right! Hustle hard, get money and ladies follow. Claiming love when you are broke is foolishness as far as I'm concerned. Even if the woman loves you broke, u'r respect will reduce.

Its either you get rich or die trying.

who wouldn't want to shake his hands?
Man of the people.

How people no go carry die, just take a look at the brewing process!

Jonathan was so rÉckless and desperate for 2nd term he didn't know what he was doing.


OPc for continue work then later go ask Buhari for Salary, then Buhari go ask them if them be Nigerian Police or Civil defence.

Buhari go ask them weda na him give them work..

In any case, can't OPC be patriotic and do the Pipe line protection work for free, after all if you check it, they might as well be the vandals sef. Mtcheeew! Rubbish.

Lagos drama. Hustle and Bustle is jÚst toÓ much.

That bus would have been giving signs to the owner but they'l rada not pay attention. Now e don happen. Big Gbese.