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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus & Ademinokan Host Adeyemi And Wife by Ptoocool(m): 11:02pm On Mar 31, 2016
hmmmmm,,anicipate? That must be a new English word,,

emilyone:
I'm highly disappointed sir, hanging out with a husband snatcher undecided

That was what Jesus came to do; to seek those who are lost, yes, lost in another man's home,,

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Culture / Re: Chanel Chin, The Queen Of Iwo, Osun State by Ptoocool(m): 9:07pm On Mar 31, 2016
Adaure4ever:
lol. I don't forget the thread sef.

c'mon,,check ur mentions na,,

i really need ma share oo, dis economy is too slow 4ma liking gan,,

grin
Politics / Re: Why I Won’t Sign 2016 Budget In A Hurry — Buhari by Ptoocool(m): 8:58pm On Mar 31, 2016
Smithkafors:
Is it by force to be president? ,please resign if you don't have anything to offer.

buhahahari, resign make we install u as president ba??

beta start praying 4 d oga patapata of Nigerian Association of Zombies (NAZ),,

2019 is still a long way ahead o,,

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Culture / Re: Chanel Chin, The Queen Of Iwo, Osun State by Ptoocool(m): 8:50pm On Mar 31, 2016
Adaure4ever:
This one is bomboclak queen

I dey tell you,,

meanwhile, someone was calling u on one mastubator thread lyk dat 4 collection of offering,, hope u've done dat? If NO, why? If YES, I want ma share asap,,


osec007:
The king should get ready to dance reggae in bed

shey u remember say after the reggae na d blues??

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Sports / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah, Gets 10-match Ban, N2.5 Million Fine For Slapping Goalkeeper by Ptoocool(m): 8:45pm On Mar 31, 2016
manyr4luv:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
choi, c teeth,, dis ur teeth set die oo grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah, Gets 10-match Ban, N2.5 Million Fine For Slapping Goalkeeper by Ptoocool(m): 8:45pm On Mar 31, 2016
asiwaju87:

Must you live all your life without saying the truth? Even Ahmaju Pinnick can't slap a ball boy not to talk of a goal-keeper so who is Ubah to slap a player that is not on his pay slip.
asiwaju87:

Must you live all your life without saying the truth? Even Ahmaju Pinnick can't slap a ball boy not to talk of a goal-keeper so who is Ubah to slap a player that is not on his pay slip.
Romance / Re: Ladies, 8 Characteristics Of A Stingy Guy On First Date by Ptoocool(m): 8:42pm On Mar 31, 2016
ionno why i find dis so hilarious,,mayb it's cos i was xpecting a lady to b d OP,,

as in, a man writing all of dis is making me feel he's writing outta experience,,

talking 4maself, ionno bout u,,

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Sports / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah, Gets 10-match Ban, N2.5 Million Fine For Slapping Goalkeeper by Ptoocool(m): 8:33pm On Mar 31, 2016
dabossman:


Seriously dude? I thought your initial comment was made in the heat of the moment before thinking things through. And then you type this poo? Gosh, are you that much of an ass licker? So, what if Ifeanyi Ubah FC/Gabros win the league? Will they be the first team to do so? Or is it by slapping people that they will win the league? What is wrong is wrong. Get you head out of Ifeanyi Ubah's ass and face reality dude.
lol,, leave dude alone, i've said it b4 dat his mumuism is outta dis world,,

don't let 'him' (cos ionno if he's human or ....) drag u in 'his' world,,
Sports / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah, Gets 10-match Ban, N2.5 Million Fine For Slapping Goalkeeper by Ptoocool(m): 8:26pm On Mar 31, 2016
ebubemicky:
ur reply is Epic. Best reply of week so far
dont mind d guy, coincidentally, he has been calling lot of people mumu today, i realize dat just now,,

guess karma no dey tey b4 hin catch up wif people dis days,,
Sports / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah, Gets 10-match Ban, N2.5 Million Fine For Slapping Goalkeeper by Ptoocool(m): 7:27pm On Mar 31, 2016
kenzysmith:
LMC don,t ve the gut to ban ubah this is the man who ve given a lot to the league that keeper deserve that slap for fighting the ref LMC is a disgrace

But they say two wrongs don't make a right now,,

one mumu fight ref, anoda billionaire mumu slap d 1st mumu,,











now, u're gradually becoming a mumu by defending the latter mumu,,

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu 8-years-old & Now Photos by Ptoocool(m): 12:05pm On Mar 31, 2016
mallamseifaldin:


May God help your Christian girls to leave a decent life. There level of immorality is at an abysmal level.


They have taken over all hotels spreading STDS.


Oh, now I see,,
Dude, you're a fresh joke,,
Crime / Re: Boy Fights Over His Grilfriend In Sapele, Loses His Arm (Graphic Pic) by Ptoocool(m): 12:01pm On Mar 31, 2016
Fight over a girl?


Another mumu somebody..

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu 8-years-old & Now Photos by Ptoocool(m): 10:39am On Mar 31, 2016
mallamseifaldin:
Dirty girl
CHRISTIANS......SMH

SMH,,

What does being a Xtian has to do wif this? We knw wetin those girls dey do even wif dia Hijab on,,need I say more??



Receive sense in Jesus' name,,

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Family / Re: Man Beaten For Peeping At Couple In Bed by Ptoocool(m): 3:47pm On Mar 30, 2016
beautycrush24:


back to sender

*yinmu
Politics / Re: Akpabio's Home Town One Of The Most Beautiful Place In Nigeria Pix by Ptoocool(m): 3:20pm On Mar 30, 2016
IamMissMarvel:
My own home town be like Mr. Bones Igwaragwara village. May God judge all the past governors of Kogi state.

Eh ya,,tut I'm the only one having prob wif the leaders in ma state,,serzly,,may God judge 'em real good,,
Family / Re: Man Beaten For Peeping At Couple In Bed by Ptoocool(m): 2:14pm On Mar 30, 2016
beautycrush24:

tongue
tongue yeye, check ur mail box joor,,
Career / Re: We Know Its Corporate Slavery, Yet We Stay by Ptoocool(m): 1:29pm On Mar 30, 2016
lastmessenger:
I thought am the only one who noticed how smooth he was able to put down the nerrative. He has the talent but has remained in that silly office.
Op get out of that office and go into freelancing. I swear you will make it.
thank God I'm nt alone on this,,

bt the way u asked OP to 'get out of dat office' made me laff,,u sound assif there's work out there,,

OP, stay in dat office, ah repeat, 'keep on keeping on' till u find sumfin much beta 2do,,meanwhile, grab a book n' start penning, its in YOU..
Family / Re: Man Beaten For Peeping At Couple In Bed by Ptoocool(m): 1:13pm On Mar 30, 2016
beautycrush24:

Just passing grin
hhahahaha,, #Evuls #EvulPeople abeg walk fast, maka c front,, lols

care for a pm too
Family / Re: Man Beaten For Peeping At Couple In Bed by Ptoocool(m): 12:29pm On Mar 30, 2016
Michizzy:
Yes I am
wow, i'm intringue,,hardly would one come across a lady Reggae lover..
Just sent u a pm,,
Phones / Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by Ptoocool(m): 12:25pm On Mar 30, 2016
Henycymama:

opzzzz, unfortunately m not on sub for now
aiit,, kindly reply wen u do,,
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Policeman In Ibadan Searching For Fuel - Photos by Ptoocool(m): 10:08am On Mar 30, 2016
Sunnykaka:
Mtchwwww...is he not an Nigerian make him too feel d suffer small nw...
Jesu! An Nigerian
Which girl dey chop ur school fees gan

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Family / Re: Man Beaten For Peeping At Couple In Bed by Ptoocool(m): 9:58am On Mar 30, 2016
Michizzy:
Yeah yeah. My best too
you sound lyk a lover of Reggae music,,are you?
Career / Re: We Know Its Corporate Slavery, Yet We Stay by Ptoocool(m): 9:00am On Mar 30, 2016
ionno why i find dis so hilarious,,broda, dis iz modern slavery..

bt i'll blame u 4 all of dis,,as working in an office is nt ur calling,,

u'll make a good writer, i repeat, i can c Chinua Achebe in u,,

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Celebrities / Re: 9ice And Girlfriend, Olusunkanmi And Their Daughter, In Stunning New Photos by Ptoocool(m): 8:56am On Mar 30, 2016
Ediot people everywhere..
The post states 4th child, ionno how dat translates to 4th baby mama,,
mumu people,,

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Politics / Re: Photos From Agip Oil Pipeline Explosion That Killed 3 People In Bayelsa by Ptoocool(m): 8:30am On Mar 30, 2016
Soreza:
AS A FUTURE OIL EXPLORATION ENGINEER AM BEGINNING TO BE A BIT SCARED.
Broda, datz not ur calling,,CHANGE ur path, I repeat CHANGE now,,

Yoruba Education will do the trick 4u,,

No don't mention, wot are friends for..

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Politics / Re: I Am Not Going To Resign - Kachikwu by Ptoocool(m): 8:24am On Mar 30, 2016
"All those planning to come to Abuja for protest should save there fuel, I'm not going to resign"


In other words: save your fuel for the sunny days ahead, the fuel scarcity palava is not gon end anytime soon,,

He that has one hear,,make hin manage am hear word..
Celebrities / Re: God Forbid That- Praiz On Baby Mama Drama by Ptoocool(m): 10:54pm On Mar 29, 2016
Ogini?
Politics / Re: #RiversRerun: INEC Releases Latest Results From Election by Ptoocool(m): 10:39pm On Mar 29, 2016
Integrityfarms:
You can only delay the date of burial of a dead man but you can't bring him back to life!
#apcisdeadinrivers
Dead or alive,,ow dat 1 take dey affect u?

Some peepz wud jst come online & rant assif dia lyf depends on it,,oga ade go siddon one place,,

none of dis guys knw bout ur existence..

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Family / Re: Man Beaten For Peeping At Couple In Bed by Ptoocool(m): 9:50pm On Mar 29, 2016
Michizzy:
Hmmm cheesy. We are living, living in, living in, living in, this crazy world....
wow, one of ma best track ever,,

Lucky Dube; Crazy World,,
Politics / Re: Army Kills Boko Haram Members Who Attacked Soldiers In Borno. Graphic by Ptoocool(m): 9:42pm On Mar 29, 2016
AbdulAdam56:
truth be told, even though I am highly critical of buhari, I think the war on terrorism is highly sustained

It's high time u dropped the criticism,,

Kudos to the NA..

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Running For Senate by Ptoocool(m): 9:14pm On Mar 29, 2016
Qmerit:
Who would Anambra central vote here?
Pdp which is their party Partially or Apga which is the state part? Formal Apga gov and Apga chairman.. did Obi decamped after being a gov for 8yrs under Apga to get a national cake or he did so cause he was not longer of happy with apga party! Many questions to ask any way.
what do u expect of a politician b4? Na d same tin dem be,,

make hin run well,, na hin knw wetin dey pursue am,,anofia

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Sports / Re: Did The Transfer Of Captaincy Affect Musa's Performance? by Ptoocool(m): 9:02pm On Mar 29, 2016
sad Abeggi

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