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Sports / Re: Did The Transfer Of Captaincy Affect Musa's Performance? by Ptoocool(m): 9:00pm On Mar 29, 2016
Abeggi,, Super Eagles and disappointments

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Phones / Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by Ptoocool(m): 1:42pm On Mar 29, 2016
Henycymama:


Lolzz, I guess as much

oh, Tnx dude!

u welcome,,
just sent you a mail,,
Phones / Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by Ptoocool(m): 11:45pm On Mar 28, 2016
oseod:


For real!!..
They are supposed to help out with cheat? Funny guyguy grin grin

I don't understand you one bit, help out with cheat?

Didn't say anything in that regard,,
Phones / Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by Ptoocool(m): 11:43pm On Mar 28, 2016
Henycymama:


lolzx...funny
I guess they didn't gv u

As in, they guy was like, 'are you f* kidding me'? He simply laughed his asss out..


BTW, you're beautiful
Family / Re: I Lied To My Fiance About Being A Virgin by Ptoocool(m): 11:25pm On Mar 28, 2016
pinkiberry:
tnx

You wc,,sent you a mail right about now,,
Family / Re: I Lied To My Fiance About Being A Virgin by Ptoocool(m): 11:11pm On Mar 28, 2016
pinkiberry:
the truth is that you can't eat your cake and hate it back. why lie ? but the guy mumu o why didn't he check to know if its true from the beginning?

You're beautiful
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Acknowledged Banky W On His Birthday by Ptoocool(m): 11:01pm On Mar 28, 2016
bodyloveghetto:



He didn't include birthday... bold on the nl topic tho... I knew u figure it out before me typing my bogus... btw was jus tryna keep ma finger busy...



No shyt sad


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Next time u wanna kip ur fingers busy, kindly take a stroll to a public toilet and rub shit,,don't cum here & quote me unnecessarily..
Phones / Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by Ptoocool(m): 10:50pm On Mar 28, 2016
EmptyHen,,


It takes 4eva 4dem 2pick ur kalz,,especially during d day,,den dey'll keep telling you "hold on, one mumu will be with you shortly"


Got so frustrated one day dat I had to ask the online rep if I can have their (mtn) Etisalat line, incase of next time..

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Politics / Re: Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu And Wife Blasted By Trolls [PICS] by Ptoocool(m): 10:49pm On Mar 28, 2016
Now, this man is definitely made in 9ja, see as the 'wife' dey look am self

She be like: kai, I pity ur money, iah go suck u dry gan..

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Acknowledged Banky W On His Birthday by Ptoocool(m): 10:00pm On Mar 28, 2016
bodyloveghetto:



Happy belated birthday (wishess)... 28th is my birthday but u came 29th (it was late)

Yeye, is there no difference btw happy belated birthday and just 'happy belated'?

I saw happy belated up there.

And stop coaching me bout wot I knw already, no thanks..
Politics / Re: Soldiers Clear Terrorists Out Of Dicher (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 9:32pm On Mar 28, 2016
matacastro:
Yessssss this is the kind of news the country needs... E dey boost morale. We are winning the war mehnnnnn.
Let's also win the war against fuel scarcity and power outage pls.
Buhari pls win the war against unemployment as well

Oga, it is a gradual process, one step at a time.

BTW "We are winning the war mehnnnnn"

How many of you? Inside the comfort of ur bedroom? My friend come and take this double barrel, lol..

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Acknowledged Banky W On His Birthday by Ptoocool(m): 9:25pm On Mar 28, 2016
Nothing but joy,,


"happy belated" whatever that means,,

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Romance / Re: Lady Fries Chinchin For Her Male Friend And He Ate It With His Girlfriend by Ptoocool(m): 1:04pm On Mar 19, 2016
Buhahahahari


chop chinchin chop chinchin, ah go give this brother oo..

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Politics / Re: CCT Trial: APC Leaders Divided Over Saraki by Ptoocool(m): 3:24pm On Mar 14, 2016
I know some people would blame IPOB for this..


Meanwhile, justice MUST prevail..
Celebrities / Re: Waje Pictured Caressing A Lion In A Zoo (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 3:23pm On Mar 14, 2016
prahcetomi:
Let the sleeping dogs lie
and wake the sleeping lions, shey?

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Romance / Re: The Power Of Words by Ptoocool(m): 11:35pm On Mar 13, 2016
grad2012:
embarassed E ris too long.

KINGinVAHALA2:
Mehn, this thing long o

SMH-ing for una
Religion / Re: My Experience In A Church Today by Ptoocool(m): 8:35pm On Mar 13, 2016
asalimpo:
How many replies were relevant to the thread?!
- Seun, please derail option in the links so that irrelevant comments can be folded.
didn't know you noticed too, bunch of derailers everywhere.. I was asking for people's opinion, one was booking space, another was asking for the church address.
Religion / Re: My Experience In A Church Today by Ptoocool(m): 1:35pm On Mar 13, 2016
Chopet:
??
look at this gateman (abi no be gate u dey open for ur dp so), why you dey take question mark block ma post na? Are you that short of words to say or you're just as confused as you look?

saintikechi:
Please what's the address of that church? I need to look for my missing rib there.
no be only missing rib, u no dey find ur missing balls? lols.
As for the address of the church, ma reply is still a NO..
Religion / My Experience In A Church Today by Ptoocool(m): 12:03pm On Mar 13, 2016
So, I was invited by a friend to his church today (name withheld) and during the course of the service, a man who was introduced using only his first name came up stage..

Without much ado, the said man says he wants to introduce the newest couple in town to the congregation. He therefore called out a man and another lady outta the congregation. Of course they were both looking 'couplelic' lol.

He instructed them to face the whole congregation and said standing right here is Mr. & Mrs. **** so, anyone seeing them together henceforth should regard n' treat them as such. He then told the whole congregation to pray for them and he as well went ahead and showered his blessings upon them..

So many thought were running through my head when I saw the 'seriousness' on his face and that of those sitting round about me. I mean, he is introducing a newly wedded not members of the church caught committing one atrocity or the other, so why that tone in his voice..

After the service, due to my inquisiveness, I asked my friend what that was all about. That was when he made me realized the man is actually the General Overseer (G.O.) of the church and the bridegroom is his biological son..

OK, aside that, the G.O. is a rich man even before he got the 'call' cos he actually came from a royal family and at a particular point in his ministry, single_handedly invited the world renowned evangelist Reinhard Bonnke to minister during one of the church great outreach that is without the help or interference from C.A.N. or what have you..

My friend said further that the bridegroom who happens to be his first son got married just yesterday at a marriage registry. I know some people by now would be thinking what I was thinking (maybe the bride don carry belle) hey, we are wrong oo..

It was reported that the couple was only practising what the G.O. had been preaching on moderation (not because they can't afford a flamboyant wedding). So, instead of inviting a large pool of well wishers all over the country and beyond, they simply kept it cool with few people including members from both families, the G.O. and some church members..

My question now is, if this isn't godliness, what do we call it?

Have yo say..

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Culture / Re: Masquerade Seriously Beats An Okada Rider (video) by Ptoocool(m): 7:13pm On Mar 08, 2016
Hhahahahahaha, eegun alare

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Politics / Re: Army-General Dies In Motor Accident In Yobe State by Ptoocool(m): 6:33pm On Mar 08, 2016
Another One!

End Time Death flying everywhere..

God make una dey hellep us dodge am oo..

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Education / Re: Students Hang On Trucks In Delta To Transport Themselves To School by Ptoocool(m): 6:21pm On Mar 08, 2016
Its like dis is d new thing in vogue, the other tym in Kogi state, t'was kids going to school in a 'convertible keke marwa'

Issorait

Waaaaaarri, their fada!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Hull City Vs Arsenal: FA Cup (0 - 4) On 8th March 2016 by Ptoocool(m): 6:15pm On Mar 08, 2016
If Wenger was leading the Israelites, they would have spent 40 years in the wilderness and still ended up in Egypt.

As in, Arsene's tactics are the same Yesterday, Today and Forever..

Still, #InArseneWeTrust #‎ COYG‬ ‪ #‎Arsenal‬4Lyf
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari Cuddles Up To Her BabyDaddy, Gushes About Her Love For Him by Ptoocool(m): 5:51pm On Mar 08, 2016
Hmmmmmm, ah go love too oo, but not with a mysterious lady sha..
Crime / Re: I Kidnapped My Neice To Extort Money From My Stingy Uncle – Suspect (photo) by Ptoocool(m): 5:45pm On Mar 08, 2016
obaival:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha still lafin
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah i
cant stop lafin hahahahahahahahahahahahahababahahabababa wen wil i
stop lafin ooooooooo hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Don't stop oo!

Wait maka get cab wey go drop you for Synagogue, where TB go attend to you..
Crime / Re: I Kidnapped My Neice To Extort Money From My Stingy Uncle – Suspect (photo) by Ptoocool(m): 5:40pm On Mar 08, 2016
This is serious fa, but shey na only me dey see say the guy mumuism is raise to power seven ni?


Your Niece?
Revenge?

Dude needs to be castrated.
See hin goatee self..

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Webmasters / Re: How To Backup Blogger Blog by Ptoocool(m): 4:58pm On Mar 08, 2016
Hi Webmasters, kindly help me with your view on this blog, I'm considering applying for GoogleAdsense asap.


sundayspiritualdigest..com

Thanks.
Politics / Re: Saraki, Senators On A Condolence Visit To Ocholi's Family (Photos) by Ptoocool(m): 4:37pm On Mar 08, 2016
Hmmmmm. May we not die untimely, Amen. angry

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Politics / Re: Ndume: Men Should Marry More Than One Wife by Ptoocool(m): 4:31pm On Mar 08, 2016
*in Senator Bruce Lee voice* I hope the women are 'made in Nigeria'

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Education / JAMB 2016: Our Youths Need Re-orientation by Ptoocool(m): 3:58pm On Mar 02, 2016
Hmmmm, so far so good, the JAMB scores have been hearing are not encouraging at all. The scores to me sounds like seat and exam number.


074, 101, 105, 098. Imagine! When I heard the last score, I couldn't help but ask if it's the guy's seat number or JAMB scores. And these are peeps who want to study further in our tertiary institutions. Like serzly?? I mean scores which you cannot even use in securing admission into secondary schools.


Just yesterday on this platform, one was sharing the testimony of how God 'miraculously' help him get a 307. You need to see what this guy wrote not forgetting the fact that English Language is his 'best subject'. Dude murdered English.


The most disappointing thing is that these 'kids' can sing every Lil Kesh song by heart. Lyrics of this nature are like memory verse to them. Book? Mba!


Which way naija? Some are claiming their scores are error by JAMB. You'll hear stuffs like, "JAMB gave me 098, I know I deserve more than that. Whatever happened to those who scored 250 and above. Is it not the same JAMB computer that mark theirs? Maybe, just maybe WAEC/NECO officials help JAMB in marking sha (just saying).


We need change. No, we need transformation. No, no, no, we need re-orientation in this country. We need to enlighten the upcoming generation on the need to direct their energy on things that matters before anything else. Let the first things come first.


The society and indeed, our families also have a huge role to play in this regard. Parents must begin to live up to expectations and stop playing the ostrich in child-parentage knowing too well that our children, and indeed, our youths are the future of tomorrow.


This jet age, youth (negative) exuberance is at it peak, no thanks to technology. If we continue with the way things are with our youths then, I'll get no choice than to keep SMH-ing like have been doing since yesterday (neck don dey pain me self)



Source: my brain box

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Politics / Re: Al-Hassan Spells Out Punishment For Ese Oruru’s Abductor by Ptoocool(m): 12:37pm On Mar 01, 2016
FreemanDave:

Which batch? Mine was 14B.
same batch.
Politics / Re: Al-Hassan Spells Out Punishment For Ese Oruru’s Abductor by Ptoocool(m): 10:15am On Mar 01, 2016
FreemanDave:

Served and working there...
Oh, dat's cute. Served there too.

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