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Thank God he neva chop diz 1.. Nigerians ehn..

Dem dey make me remember 1 of chief commander (ebenezer disobey) song..

Mama Piss ma rolemodel..

see her erm 'cute' face..

pix of dem 'making the baby' or idonb.......

To fight BH, command base should be in Maiduguri & not Abuja - GMB 2015


God Bless Nigeria..

Apology ma foot..
Apology go return money spent on fuel


Return money on fuel 4 apology 2b granted..

EmptyHen

omotalkie:
Dis story isnt complete. Lemme ask, did d Man O' War guy tie rope round d lady's neck and drag her to d security room, or did she go there in her own accord? When she followed him there, wot was she expecting? Some gurls sha

Oya mi lenu oo..
coz ionno wen d guyz room bcumz a deliverance centre..

Good 4him..




in other news, ah cant wa8 2hear d full 'exodus'

wishing OP a long owk..

please I need your help too..
dgr8126@yahoo.com
Thanks

hhehehehe maka laff b4 ah watch naa

We don't do this poo in France..

Chai, OP dey make mε remember GEJ..

Hmmm…m, money to human beinq iz what hóney iz to ant..

lmao, God is not only speaking, He's done doing that for the 1st shift, but for the other one, i cant help but say only one person is involved..

Location: Village..

Oga Ade go take Orijin, it will cure your sickness..
Or maybe u should just focus on your business (datz if u get 1 tho)

ibzane4nafs:
Please any news on the 2015 batch A?

Sorry no news yet..
We'll set up α committee & see wot we can do bout it..
All hands are on deck..

If Van Gaal draws any of our next 7 games, HE SHOULD BE SACKED!
I see no point spending over 150 million pounds & having the
same points as Moyes did last season
even when we knew Moyes did not spend a dime! Van Gaal
never had the distraction of the UCL. From September to
December, United was playing in the EPL only! Moyes never had such guarantees. Moyes was in the EPL, Capital One Cup & UEFA Champions League. He had more games to prosecute & he did so efficiently although his damning bells came in the latter end of the season. As for Van Gaal, he should be winning the league title after spending such amount. Chelsea spent BIG in 2004 & won the league in 2005. City spent BIG & won the league. Why should United's be any different? It is simple. If at any point this season, Van Gaal drops below 4th place, HE SHOULD BE SACKED!!!! Besides, can anyone tell the IDIOT to stop "overcoaching" & throw away that 3-5-2 formation?
United can't even score goals!!!! Moyes has scored more goals
than Van Gaal at this point last season. AND REMEMBER THIS ATTACK IS AN ATTACK THAT FEATURES RVP, ROONEY,DI MARIA, FALCAO & MATA!!!!! AND WE CANNOT SCOREGOALS!!!! We have scored just 1 goal in our last 3 games! Our away
form is POOR! We have won only 2 away games all season. And we have spent 150 million pounds! Van Gaal is actually worse than Moyes... PDP will soon blame APC for Man UTD failure...........lol. #WhaYaSay

MisterLongman:
Please don't involve my comment in your political imbroglio........
I'm indifferent to both APC and PDP

. Another victim of Political Apathy, SMH..

Maalu àqain??

Thank God stuff lyk dis is makinq FP..
@least dey'll b of help to all NL kids..

Nt all dose pix of:
Stella kissinq Obj in qrave..
Mama piss dancinq shoki..
GEJ runninq wif bolt..
GMB smilinq @ Ateeku after defeat..
OBJ sellinq his books on 3rd m.bridqe..

Who's clamourinq for α runninq mate??
No election cum 2015, na results we dey wait..

Election wey GEJ don win or anoda??
No waste ur vote oo or bera still no comot ur house qo spread yoself insyd sun ontop say u wan cast ur vote..

Who no knw qo knw, who no wan hear qo hear am..
Ma broda, na #9ja we dey oo..

God bless ma kontri..

There are many factors that can cause your lips to go dark. The main causes are the exposure to UV rays, allergies, excessive smoking or caffeine intake and hormonal imbalances. However, dark lips are one of the most common problems affecting people of all ages. While rosy lips are one of the most important elements of an individual’s charm which can add to one’s appeal, dark lips can tarnish personal image and can cause embarrassment.

Nevertheless, there are many ways to lighten dark lips. Here are some simple natural remedies that can help to treat and lighten dark lips:

Honey is a natural ingredient to treat lips as it can soften and bring a pink glow to the lips. Apply honey on your lips and leave it overnight. Do not wash off.

Lemon is commonly used to treat dark patches and spots on the skin. But did you know you can also use lemon to naturally lighten dark lips? Apply and massage freshly squeezed lemon juice, and leave it overnight for best results.

Massage your lips with ice cubes. It will keep your lips nourished, moisturised and fresh.

Apply a mixture of castor oil and almond oil to massage your lips for a natural pink colour.

Scrub your lips at least once every week to remove dead cells and dry skin and also improving blood circulation. You can mix 5 to 6 drops of olive oil and 1 tablespoon of sugar and use this for exfoliation. Once you rinse off, apply a healing lip butter or your favourite lip moisturiser.

Use some petroleum jelly on a soft toothbrush to gently exfoliate your lips. This can be done daily for smoother lips.

Cucumber extracts are effective in healing dark lips. Daily application would help lighten the lip colour.

Application of Aloe Vera gel over lips helps in restoring the original colour.

Prepare a paste by mixing a ripe banana with some milk cream and honey. Apply the mixture daily over your lips.

Crush a few fresh rose petals and mix it with little amount of glycerine and some castor oil. Apply this mixture daily on your lips for better results.

Mix one tablespoon of curd with 2 to 3 drops of lemon juice and massage it on your lips. This remedy is beneficial for lightening your lip colour.

Mix a pinch of salt in a tablespoon of milk and rub the lips gently with this mixture. Wash off after 10 to 15 minutes. This remedy would help you to attain pink lips naturally.

Soak two almonds in water overnight, remove the skin in the morning and grind them. Mix it with a little bit of milk to form a paste and apply on your lips. Keep it for 15 minutes or till it dries. Then scrub it out to remove the dead skin and instantly lighten the lip colour.

Mix honey and sugar in equal quantity to prepare your lip scrub at home. Scrub it out gently to get rid of dry, chapped and dark lips. Use regularly for best results..

Cute madam..

dis woman was once α shildren tho..
Ma Hon. Uncle Jona #Brinq'EmBack biko..

d mumu shud b hanq on his pr*ck..

21st century Jonathan..

Well, ion fly so diz iz non of ma biz

Ma biq uncle Jonz diz iz 4u..
#Brinq'EmBack

ion fink diz iz 2much 2ask 4..

Pls wotz wronq wif General Mumuri??

Wot biz does INEC have wif u defeatinq our Uncle Jonah??

#GEJTill20JixoxCum..

R.i.P. To the dead.

heemah:
i dey go this morning too.....how are u? newguy01, Samguine, Tiffanyj, hassan85, hkana, ptoocool, lorddaywalker et al, top of dah morning greetings to u....

Am qud fa, owz iseyin camp treatinq ya..

s3nn2x:
If University of Abuja is not on the list, then that list is incomplete.

I don't think there has ever been a set with up to 5 first class.....

Je kan mo (let 'em knw)
Reppin uniGwaqwalada..