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#passinq..

The last time ah checked, d thread was α qraveyard
Quite surprised it has turn to battle qround overtime with quys forming caucus as if we into αn APC_PDP situation..

Whatever d case may be, either u are happy about d latest development or otherwise, puleeeeez do so in ur territory..
Enouqh of dis pandemonium, P2kull is sleepinq..

#DropsMic

uzolexis: I normally get confused about this,thanks a lot for this,now i know there's a rule and I can stick to it.

u welcome, we keep learninq as d day qoes by..
If u've learn anythinq new in future, kindly share same..
No 1 is an island of knowleqe..

eljimmah: DATES FOR REGISTRATION OF PROSPECTIVE CORPS MEMBERS FOR
2014 BATCH 'B' ABRIDGED ORIENTATION COURSE
1. In consideration of the presidential pronouncement that all
schools should not reopen at this time of national health
emergency, the abridged version of the 2014 Batch 'B'
orientation course is scheduled to commence from 1st to 8th
September, 2014. Prospective corps members deployed to the
affected states scheduled for the exercise are to report at the
designated orientation camps reflected in their Call-Up Letters
for registration. In order to ensure seamless exercise,
prospective corps members are advised to report on the dates
indicated in the time table presented hereunder. The grouping
is in accordance with the geo-political zones where the corps
members come from.
S/N
STATE OF DEPLOYMENT
CAMP ADDRESS
GEOPOLITICAL ZONE
DATE OF REGISTRATION
1
ADAMAWA
NIGER STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, (Former
Abubakar, Dada Senior Secondary School) Paiko, Niger State.
NORTH CENTRAL
1st - 3rd SEPT., 2014
Noth West
4th - 5th SEPT., 2014
South West
6th - 7th SEPT., 2014
South South/South East/ North East
8th SEPT., 2014
2
BAUCHI
PLATEAU STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Mangu
Local Government Area, Mangu, Plateau State.
North Central
1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North West
4th – 5th Sept, 2014
South South
5th – 6th Sept, 2014
South West
6th – 7th Sept, 2014
South East/North East
8th Sept, 2014
3
BORNO
NASARAWA STATE: Magaji Dan-Yamusa Permanent Orientation
Camp Keffi, Nasarawa State.
North Central
1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North West
4th – 5th Sept, 2014
South East/South West/South South/North East
6th – 8th Sept, 2014
4
GOMBE
BENUE STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Wannune,
Tarka Local Government Area, Kilometer 35 Makurdi Gboko,
Road, Benue State
North Central
1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North West
4th – 6th Sept, 2014
South West/South South
6th – 7th Sept, 2014
South East/North East
8th Sept, 2014
5
JIGAWA
KADUNA STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Kaduna-
Abuja Road, Kaduna State.
North Central
1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North East
4th - 5th Sept, 2014
South South
6th Sept, 2014
North West/South West/South East
7th - 8th Sept, 2014
6
KANO
KOGI STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Asaya, Kabba
Local Government Area, Kogi State.
North Central
1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
North East
3rd - 4th Sept, 2014
South West/South South
5th - 6th Sept, 2014
South East/North East
7th - 8th Sept, 2014
7
LAGOS
LAGOS STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Iyana Ipaja,
Agege, Lagos State.
North East
1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
South South
3th - 4th Sept, 2014
North Central
5th - 6th Sept, 2014
South East/North West/South West
7th - 8th Sept, 2014
8
OSUN
OSUN STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Aisu College
Hospital Road, Ede North Local Government Area, Ede, Osun
State.
North East
1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
North West
3rd - 4th Sept, 2014
North Central
5th - 6th Sept, 2014
South East/South South/South West
7th - 8th Sept, 2014
8
YOBE
FCT: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Kubwa, Bwari Area
Council, FCT.
South South
1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
North West
3th - 4th Sept, 2014
South West/North East
5th - 6th Sept, 2014
North Central/South East
7th - 8th Sept, 2014
2. Prospective corps members are to come along with details of
their bank accounts as follows:.
i. Account Name:
ii. Bank Name:
iii. Account Number:
iv. Sort Code:
3. Prospective Corps members are to equally note that the
registration process will not take more than one hour.
Thereafter, they are to collect their kits and proceed
immediately to their states of deployment or relocation as the
case may be for the completion of the remaining formalities..
4. Wish you a very successful and hitch-free exercise
5. Thank you
6. MANAGEMENT
© National Youth Service Corps
nysc.gov.ng/news-and_events/dislodgement.php

Ah just dey observe..
The fear of Ebola...... YOLO

Tissue paper?? Well, datz better dan none..
They say a bird in stew already is worth more dan 3 still in d zinc

Next thinq dem qo qive u na toothpick...

onatisi: He can apply to the nigerian army and fight boko haram

You don talk am finish jere..
Jobless since 2003?? Whereas some has been jobless from birth..
SMBH..

ritababe: Any guy ready to take me out to one of this hotel?

Yea, u should see α quy who'll excort u to 1..
Get ready to foot d bill thouqh
B.Α.N.S.

Inasmuch dis thread is none of my business, leme take dis time out to correct some common mistake guys make on NL, especially those rushing to land themselves α good spot on FP


'I' comes b4 'Ε' after 'L' - ε.g. Believe, Relieve..
'Ε' comes b4 'I' after 'C' - ε.g. Receive, Conceive..

kα̲̅γ̲̣̣̥..

YEAH! After qoinq throuqh d new timetable, OMq, all ah wanna do is SCREEEEEEAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!
Well ah fink ah lav dis 1week shushi lmao..

GOFON: @ptoocool,

But you are funny oooo

one has to make oneself happy fa, wit all dis bad news going on in d country.. So 1 won't die of HBP..

Thanchu, more hair to ur bia bia

εyαh

softy: not funny............ how do you defend your number one on the list? Take a look at this fact, bro: If the website that the music or video as a subject matter has a link to download, or there is a vivid instruction that you can download it, how is that one a theft?

in fact there are tons of websites that allow you to download as much as you can..free of charge!

If you say otherwise, you are simply ambiguous in your presentation, especially number one.
Thanks.

I'll suqqest u wait for d full album to be release den rather dan qooqle searchinq 'free music/movies download'..
BTW itz lyk u find urself not quilty of no1, wot of d rest??

COYG!

If @Arsenal fail to win later today, i'll willinqly sell dis space..
Start bookinq NOW!!!

We qon beat'em silly..
UP GUNNERS!!!

Ceasar1: 1, I only listen to music or watch videos online.

2, I don't use Pens or Pencils, I use ink & quill.

3, Hell no, I don't smoke.

4, I work as a Cashier so?

5, #Scratches head.... Bro, You got me.

*in AbuMikey voice* u r guilty bro!!!
Am even doubtinq ur credibility on no 4..

*in KWAM1 voice* 'rora se, rora se o, anybody to ba fe so re'






moreover, GEJ has spoken..

You probably don’t consider yourself a thief; after all, you don’t walk into stores and pick an item without paying. You don’t threaten anyone physically to give you anything. But newsflash! EVERYONE steals. Let’s list a few of the basic things, shall we?

1. Movies and music: You think movies and music just happen to appear on your computer of their own free will? Wrong! You know that movie you just downloaded illegally? Well, that’s theft, honey. And that single – no, that entire album? Hmm, I’m thinking we have a problem here.

2. Pens and pencils: Haha. This is the most common (especially in banks). Know that pencil you “borrowed” from a friend or colleague and “forgot” to return? Well, you stole it. Think about it: how many pens have you actually bought? Or do you just always happen to have one dropped off by the pen fairy?

3. Lighters: Any smoker knows that you don’t buy lighters. Lighters just always find you. They’re quite like pens, honestly. You bum a light from another smoker, and before you know it, you get home and are emptying your pockets and gasp! Is that a lighter? Thief.

4. Cashier Slipups: This is the best. You know, you’re at the checkout counter and you’re buying five lighters, *sniggers* but the cashier only rings up three. Do you say something? Do you wait to see if she notices? What if the cashier was rude to you? Atimes it miqht be an extra change (very common) don't you just ignore it?
Or maybe it’s this: you’ve got a 12-pack of drinks (wine) under the cart and you forget about it until you get to the car, do you go back? When is it stealing and when is it an oversight? Or is it just an opportunity? Meh. It’s probably just God blessing you for being so good. It’s all yours, Sticky fingers.

5. Bonus Time: You’ve got a ton of work to do, but sometime during your work day, you decide to say “screw you” and you like a few posts on Facebook or glance through α few thread on Nairaland. Are you stealing your boss’s money? Because he is paying you for hours you didn’t work. Meh. Your boss is a tool. It doesn’t count right?


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[quote author=adonis89][/quote]quy, ah can see ur brain tumor no be here..
Na dem dey rule us??
Abeq carry ur brain enter yaba left..

Lyk serzly??

newguy1: dude i like ur sense of humour.

Yea, dude qot my ribs crackinq..

hisblud: Will he still lose to GMB?

Time will tell bro..

#Brinq'emBackAlive, den we qon talk bout 2015..
Thanchu

Atiku has never hidden his desire to rule Nigeria.... He however lost to the late President Umaru Yar’Adua....
He also sought the presidential ticket, ......but again lost to President Goodluck Jonathan...

dude been loosinq since 18bc

Eyah, to avoid all dis so kald embarrassment, ε qo beta if only u could GRAB YOUR HUSBAND NOW!!!!

Inasmuch dis thread is none of my business, leme take dis time out to correct some common mistake guys make on NL, especially those rushing to land themselves α good spot on FP


'I' comes b4 'Ε' after 'L' - ε.g. Believe, Relieve..
'Ε' comes b4 'I' after 'C' - ε.g. Receive, Conceive..

Well, if u've said its all due to technoloqy, u miqht be riqht. Nevertheless, environment also play an active role in all these..
Cos u cant see α child qrowinq up in α slum possessinq some of dis attributes..

U cant expect a child who hv never seen α fone beinq used b4 sayinq 'eyo' like some people claim..
Also, ah been dey suspect say all dis modern baby food been qet NPK in dem, so diaz dis tendency for α 2yr old pikin to look like α 12yrs somebody, am i exaqqeratinq?

Richydos: ..suggestion seconded but my confusion though with did whole rumours is I don't just know if we will still b camping come sept 1st or not

Have no fear, DG Mannylex qon be here soon

Hissexcellencie: *singing* I go dance o! Let nothing worry my mind o! Leave all my troubles behind o! Its time to celebrate!!! epic song!

datz d spirit brah

Richydos: NYSC had better b thinking pro actively n upright cox any further plan 2 keep we @ home won't b welcomed n tolerated cox we didn't beg them DAT we must serve dis damn shit by force....for heaven sake it was pushed from July - august.. august-september n now I hear DAT gullible fibriod belly DG trying 2 crack a joke of postponement....e better b aware DAT we aint no school leavers who have d whole time 2 sit n wait 4 em.....scrap NYSC plzzzzzzzzzz

B.Α.N.S. is the movement barbie..
Guys on para mode..

*Listeninq to Dbanj's 'celebrate'*
Ah cannot come & kill myself cos of 1 NYSC ishh..

henryobinna: I guess you're one. that's why you made this statement

Yea, i am..u've qot α problem with dat?