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After all had been said, ne wanna say those who dey practice e-wars make una stop, if una wan fiqht abi na quarell make una text urself ur phone numbers and do wateva u qon do in person,,qbam..and for those who still dey nurse any qrudqe, maka qini make una swallow am, but if yu insist, i'll deal with u personally..


Now, my rant:
My own rant na say ah actually qet no rant dan to rant bout d insurbordination qoin on on d thread, make ah stop my rant here b4 my rant qo cos anoda rant 2mao..

Now, bomb threads now makinq front paqe like itz all qood news..tah!!!

Same old sh.it..

Whaaaaaaaaattttttt

Where is Keshi?

Ah dey cum..

cutiepie01: ATTENDANCE FOR SUNDAY,29TH OF JUNE 2014.
The rule remains the same,answer present ma if u hear your name,failure to do so will attract a fine of #500 which will be collected by smeeky.
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God's favourite
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President oo..

Abeq any1 here know wia sleep dey live??
Choi, ah don watch match daran dis 9t..

#peepinq..

Dbanj o, Dbanj o, Dbanj o..

Chai, dis guy dey swit my belle..
Well done, make dis guys dance nao...
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ ow mikel dey smile, even keshi dey maself..
Omo na wa oo..dis tin dey make sense oo..




















Bt why we no get light nao??

sonikstargirl: I dont belive dat a normal humanbeing at his right sense wud post dis type of rubbish...
*tufiakwa*

And adonbiliv say u'll b runniq ur mouth here,,
Itz α joke thread asshole..
Wot were u xpectinq??
Dirty mind..!!

Am gonna recap the events that happened the
year 2013..

*In Technology- People switched from the
blackberry to the Android phone, but am still
with Blackberry..
*Instagram became one of the biggest thing of the year..
*Nokia tried so hard to come back but they were already gone and so the owners sold it to microsoft..

*In sports- After years of disappointment and almost everyone had lost faith, the super eagles lifted the Nations cup and got paid..

*In politics- our senators passed a bill and
legalised child marriage. Some people got pissed and created a slogan #ChildNotBride but like every other protest, it died so fast..
-Members of PDP stopped sharing the money and decided this time to share their party and they're still at it..
-Not forgetting those dumb dudes who turned the Rivers State house of assembly into α wrestling ring..
-I won't leave out the high tension Anambra
State election and the incident that happened
prior to the burial of the former Ondo State
Governor..

*Moving on to Music- there was a lot of stuff
that went down in music this year but I'll recap a few..
- First, there was the Wizkid and the EME
issue. Banky didn't take that with ease..
- KCEE's Limpopo was probably the biggest hit
of the year..
- Modenine and XYZ dropped an album. At first, I was glad cos I was sick of the garbage that flooded the airwaves clearly, Until he went all emotional on the air about his record not selling..
- Tuface got bored of making more baby mamas so he decided to settle down with one of his baby mamas. I think that guy got more gifts and money from his wedding than his last two albums combined..
- Tonto Dike dropped a song. Well... Let's just
say she should just stick to acting..
- In November, Tiwa said "I Do"
- R.I.P. Goldie your time here was Golden..
-Music videos this year were dope while some
were worst than the video of Panadol commercial..
-Shout out to M.I., am still waiting on that album..
-Is it me or was the Headies awards full of way too much Politics, it was better in the days when it was just Hip-Hop awards. Way too many hits this year though, almost everyone had a song out..
In general, it was a good year for the industry thus far..

*Moving on to the Law- there was no justice for the ALUU4 victims. It just showed us again why our justice system is so selective and the legal system remains unreliable..

*Into fashion now- It seems guys ain't stylish
enough if they don't dress gay enough. Because nowadays, guys be dressing like they're of the female gender..

*Now to Education- ASUU got back to doing the only thing they do best.. They went on one of the longest strike of the decade. This Jonathan government don't care about the youths. Well, their kids all school abroad..

*Now let's hear the drumroll for the award of
the worst Network of the year, without α doubt, it goes to MTN..

*PHCN didn't get no better. It was even
privatised and the federal government spent
N360 Billion to pay off its workers..

*The issue of security is still yet to improve.
R.I.P. To those students murdered in their sleep in Yobe..

*The biggest joke of the year didn't come from Basketmouth this time, it was that NSCDC guy who embarrassed himself on Channels TV. That video went viral even my grandmother saw it and that guy became a star overnight with the phrase "My Oga At The Top". People even started rocking the shirt..

*The show of the year goes to BBA. Melvin lost and Nigerians were pissed off. That stuff became α topic of discussion on twitter all night long. While Beverly got a sex clip with that South-African guy all over the net..

*I also heard that Kim Kadashian breezed into
Nigeria for like 30minutes and got paid a
truck-load of money and then she went on
twitter and called Nigerian girls monkey..

*And then there was this Pastor Biodun scandal. Well, I'm not gonna go into that chapter. But ï can say that a certain priest and his group of miscreants and rumour mongers almost turned α parish into world war Z..

*OBJ wrote an 18 page open letter to Jonathan and then his daughter dissed him through a 12 page open letter, exposing some stuff we shouldn't have known. My advice... Keep the family issues in the family because your family issues is not Nigerians problem..

*Mandela passed on and the world stood up and saluted his life and legacy. But who was that one who called Jonathan Nigeria's Mandela? That literally had me laughing out loud..

Anyway, what a year its been. Full of good and bad, happy and sad moments. Not the best year for our Nation so far. This journey our Country embark on to a better place, may seem too slow and we may encounter a lot of barriers on the way (bad leadership, crime, corruption, violence, insecurity, low standard of living, unemployment and high cost of living, poor health care and educational system, injustice, terrorism, greed, tribalism, etc.) that may seem to alter and frustrate our movement to this better place. This is our "National Ailment" that is gradually destroying this country. But like every other ailment, we have to fight it and we have to
destroy it before it destroys us. The true
concept of Nation building is an idea that
should be carried in the mind of every Nigerian, not just by those elected into public offices but by everyone. We should be aware of our collective destiny as a Nation, we must have α vision. We should also have a reason to line-up under the sun or in the rain to cast our ballot and not just do it because we have been
compelled to. Remember, If each one of us can make a small difference, we all would have made a big difference together..

@P2kull
Happy New Year..

A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating
on who is the greatest of the three of them!

Boob - "I give milk to new born babies and I'm
attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest!"

Vagina - "That's nothing, I give birth to new
born and can accommodate the opposite sex,
that's why I am the greatest!"
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Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to speak!!..

More pics..

It was definitely an eventful year in the Nigerian entertainment scene. While a lot of celebrities did us proud back home and abroad, a few others didn't just quite get the memo.



NET presents the 12 flops of 2013 - the embarrassing list.

Maheeda's nude gallery on instagram
Caroline 'Maheeda' Sam made sexy look stupid in 2013 with her constant nude 'selfies' on Instagram. We guess she was trying to impress us but the Pop singer-turned-Gospel act just looked real thirsty for fame. Then she went on to claim she was just trying to make young women feel more aware of their bodies. We'll just call that the 'Gospel according to Maheeda'.



Tonto Dike
We don't know why Tonto Dike irritates many; maybe it's her croaking voice on those songs she released this year, her queer Twitter vocab, the way she flaunts the use of illegal drugs or the absolute 'I-don't-give-a f@ck-what-you-think-about-me' attitude she goes about with.



Beverly Osu
Nigerians expressed disgust and disappointment when thier representative to the last Big Brother Africa reality show, Beverly Osu had sex in the house. Until her, no Nigerian housemate had been that physical in the house.



Oga at the Top
The (former) Lagos State Commandant of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defense Corps (NSCDC) Shem Obafaiye subjected himself and his organization to global ridicule when he could not mention the organization's official website during a heated live Channels interview.



Adams Oshiomole's 'Go and die' statement
The Edo State Governor received serious backlash on social media after outrightly telling a widow to 'Go and die' for selling her goods on the roadside during sanitation in Benin. No amount of money or cups of tea can wipe that silly remark from memories of his rule.



Losing Saka to MTN
Telecoms giant MTN snatched actor Saka from Etisalat to become its ambassador in its mobile number portability campaign. This move was viewed in the corporate world as a major blow to Etisalat; with great lessons for brand managers and their agencies.



Open Letters
When former president Olusegun Obasanjo wrote president Goodluck Jonathan blaming him for the woes of the country, he wasn't prepared for another counter letter allegedly written by his daughter Iyabo criticizing him too. Copies of these controversial letters somehow found their way to the streets of Abuja where they were being sold. Have you finished reading the one from GEJ?



Impromptu concerts at celebrity weddings
While we were glad to see our favourite celebs get married this year, we wonder why the ceremonies became impromptu concerts. Why for example was Phyno allowed to perform 'Ghost mode' at Peter Okoye's wedding? WHY?!



Funke Akindele's marriage collapse
Funke Akindele's marriage to Almaroof Oloyede, a hitherto married man ended abruptly after a little over a year owing to cases of infidelity and irreconcilable difference. And the accusations and counter-accusations that followed were messy, to put it mildly.



Sam Sodje
The ex-Super Eagles footballer in December claimed he got paid £70,000 just to get sent off in a February 2013 match. Arrested already, he'll be getting more than a red card if this matter gets to court.



Don Jazzy and Wande Coal petty Twitter war
Who would think almighty Don Jazzy and teddy bear-looking Wande Coal would stoop so low as to engage themselves in a petty Twitter fight? Not us too! The pair threw caution to the wind after the Mavin boss accused his former protege of not giving him the right credits to his 'Baby face' song.



Stella Oduah's bullet proof vehicles
Our dear Minister of Aviation Stella Oduah ordered for two BMW bulletproof cars worth N255M #LikeaBoss and got the whole country upset. Inconsiderate as that was, we still have to give her props for not busting a sweat under her lace wig..

Source: http://m.naij.com/news/55430.html

@P2kull..
Happy New Year..

crackhaus: This is more like "10 signs that she's a runz gal."

Yeah,,sumfin lyk dat...

Nothing hurts more than knowing that the person you want to be with does not want to be with you and sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself in such situation is to let go.

So, you want to know if the lady you are with is only using you for financial gain, company or some other selfish reasons, here are the top 10 tips to look out for.



1. CONSTANTLY ASKING FOR FAVORS: You know, this is not even about girls but trust nobody who constantly ask you for favors, they are only taking advantage. In the case of girls, if she constantly asks for your help especially when it comes to finances and buying stuff for her, it's just clear that she is in for the goodies, don't be fooled bro .. some even ask for favors that Bill Gates daughter won't even ask her father.

2. SHE NEVER RETURN YOUR CALLS: She barely return your text messages and missed calls and when she does, it's mostly the 'k', 'lol' 'yes' kind of replies after taking days to respond. I need not tell you that she's not interested in you.

3. SHE ALWAYS COMES OUT WITH YOU WITH HER GIRLS: This is a clear sign to alert you that this girl don't want alone time, she's only there to please her friends or make her friends enjoy a bit of the goodies you are offering. Look elsewhere or grab one of her friends if you can. Some girls might even bring male friends just to piss you off, while you foot the bills.

4. SHE NEVER TAKES PICTURES WITH YOU: If you are the guy always taking photos of the girl or if she prefer taking photos of the food, drink, gift you bought for her instead, then my bro, be prepared to move on. You don't matter like that. Try go through her social media/phone if there's no photo of you, think twice. Some people might say it doesn't matter but trust me every girl that loves you will share beautiful moments you share together or want to take pictures with you, every minute you spend together. Don't ignore this, it's a cemented fact.

5. SHE INTRODUCES YOU TO HER FRIENDS AS A 'FRIEND': I was once asked why do guys hate when they are introduced as a friend, and my answer was why not? Ladies should know that this particular thing hurts more than being shot, especially when you are so into her and in your head she's the love of your life. That is clear that she's not in a relationship with you, at least to her friends or whoever you got introduced to.

6. SHE FLIRTS WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR FIND YOUR FRIENDS WAY COOLER: The worst that could happen is introducing your girl to your friends and she start to get flirty with them. It could be for the fun of it but if she's usually bored around you but come alive when she's with you and your friends, try do your homework well or simply leave her to one of your friends, not an easy decision though but it will save you time to move on.

7. SHE NEVER COMMENTS ON HOW YOU LOOK: Everybody like compliments but if even in your best, she never say, "you look good" or "I like what you are wearing" then the answer is simple, 'SHE DON'T CARE'. It's straight like that. Don't sweat it.

8. ACTS FRIENDLY WHENEVER SHE IS NEED: She usually calls you all the sweet names, 'boo boo', hun, bla bla … only when she needs a favor. Do you still need to be told bro?

9. SHE FINDS YOU BORING: This is how to tell if a girl thinks you are boring, she don't laugh to your jokes, she's constantly on her phone when you are with her, if you don't break the silence, she don't make any effort to make a convo, she don't even shout or singalong to her favorite song when you play it in her presence, bro, you are trying too much, go for someone who appreciate you, especially if you don't think you are that boring.

10. SHE NEVER WANT TO GET INTIMATE WITH YOU: If after all this, you are still with her, getting a kiss, touch, sex will be one hell of a problem, you are going to be put on a strict timetable. NO PDA (don't even think about it). During sex, that's if she decide to give you one finally, might be boring than a couple in their late 90′s trying to have a doggy style..

@p2kull

Kwara State - Ahmed Fatai = MUNTULA as in MUMU..

The General Overseer of the Deeper Christian Life Ministry, Pastor W.F Kumuyi, has again warned members of the church against celebrating Christmas, saying the annual celebration of Christmas is idolatrous and unscriptural.



Kumuyi warned that partaking in the celebration made Christians to go back from the commandment of Jesus Christ.

The cleric said this on Saturday at the annual national December convention of the church, which held at the church's camp ground in Ogun State.

He said, "We don't celebrate Christmas. It actually came from idolatrous background. That is why you don't hear us sing what they call Christmas carol, Never! We always say it is the December retreat. We are only gathering together because it is the holiday period and love the lord more, and rededicate ourselves more.

"When you find anybody coming in, or any leader, trying to introduce the idolatry of mystery Babylon, that they call Christmas and you want to bring all the Christmas carol saying that is the day that Jesus was born, and you don't find that in the Acts of the Apostles or in the early church, then you don't find that in the church either. If you don't know that before, now you know."

He warned that any of the church's leaders that tried to introduce the "idolatry of Christmas" into any section of the church would be sanctioned, while also encouraging other believers in Christ to jettison the celebration as part of their sacrifice to perfection.

Kumuyi said the duty of the church was to make people more like Jesus Christ and not join in worldly celebrations.

"We are not trying to make the church turn like the world. We want it to be like Jesus Christ, and more like the Apostles. If you don't have that mind with us, then you have permission to go to other places," he added.

But the Director of Social Communications, Catholic Archdiocese of Lagos, Monsignor Gabriel Osu, in his reaction to Kumuyi's proclamation, said, "I don't know what he means by saying the practice of celebrating Christmas is wrong.

"Is he saying that Christ wasn't born? That he didn't come to die for us? Does he not celebrate his own birthday? Do Kumuyi's pastors not celebrate him? It is not everything I react to; some people just seek attention. If Kumuyi is a Christian, then he must believe in Christ.

"The celebration of Christmas didn't just start today; it is too public an event for anyone to say that they don't know what it is about. "If Kumuyi is condemning the commercialisation of Christmas, I can understand that. Christ came to redeem us from our lost state; this was actualised through his coming, his birth; that is why we celebrate Christmas. It is the fulfilment of God's promise."

"I saw him on the television a few days ago. He was in Akwa Ibom State and was the chief preacher during their Christmas celebration event. Kumuyi is just saying what he feels; he is not making any doctrinal statement."

The spokesperson for the Christian Association of Nigeria, Oshodi chapter, Lagos State, Pastor Barnabas Otoibhi, said that Christmas was worth celebrating.

Otoibhi told one our correspondents in a telephone interview that the origin of Christmas was not as important as its essence.

He said, "The origin of Christmas, as we know it, could be traced to Roman Emperor, Constantine. Christmas was a day for celebrating the Sun God. However, because Constantine was a Christian, the day was changed to commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ.

"The tradition has continued to date and since the aim of Christmas is to celebrate Jesus since there is nothing bad in honouring Jesus. Also, the worship of the Sun God was done in Rome and not everywhere in the world, so it is not part of our history.

"We mark Christmas with the singing of songs as a day, which has now been consecrated."

What's your take on this??

http://m.naij.com/news/54878.html

It's a known fact that most men watch porn. But are you one of those guys who regularly get their dose of viewing adult material on the internet?

And in doing so, have you become sort of a global citizen in the world of porn? If yes, then you could be heading for trouble, especially if you're under the impression that viewing things people do in videos can actually make you better in the sack.

According to a research study, watching online porn can affect men's performance in the bedroom.

The findings of the study states that exposure to porn is desensitising young men to such an extent that they are unable to get excited by ordinary sexual activities. This is the result of over stimulation of dopamine (a neurotransmitter that activates the pleasure centre in the brain) on a continuous basis by watching pornography. In the process, a paradoxical effect gets generated whereby the brain loses its ability to respond to normal levels of dopamine when it gets used to a higher spike of dopamine. This means that individuals need experiences of an extreme nature to get sexually aroused.

Sexologist Dr Deepak Jumani agrees with the study saying, "There is an increase in the number of such cases as online pornography is highly popular and exciting because its accessible, affordable and anonymous. In fact, today we live in a sexually saturated society and we are exposed to tons of information, much of which is distorted." He opines that pornography reduces one's sexual currency in terms of pleasure and romance.

Sexologist Dhananjay Gambhire, who has also encountered many such cases in his practice, says, "What is shown in porn is not natural sex. These are actions according to picturisation and titillation, and doing the same produces a lot of discomfort and failure. Especially in the initial days, this can be very devastating on sexual relationships."

As for treatment, Dr Gambhire suggests desensitising the patient, i.e. staying away from porn. Counselling and sometimes medicines too are prescribed.

http://m.naij.com/news/54765.html

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Heard ASUU finally signed MOUrinho..

Pls ow true is it??

So ASUU lata sign Mourinho..
Omo the next match between FG and ASUU na sure win..

#teamnairabet

Its real oo..

Sauce: ALAROYE..

May return to work nextweek..

Itz true gan ni fa..
Saw dat in Alaroye dis α.m..

Someone should pls wake M̶̲̅ε̲̣ up when they are through wit tha meeting..M̶̲̅ε̲̣ wanna sleep...

#spreading mat under cocoa tree..