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Hmmmm, dis days qood news sound sour in 9ja as itz hard to come back after series of re-occurinq atrocities..

Conqratz man..

tungstar: am i in d wrong place or wat?. Tot dis is d NYSC batch B house..... Watz has d downloading of half of a yellow sun got to do with informing us on d NYSC camping activities or d service xperience?.....as well as other irrelevant comments..

Pls letz remember y dis thread was created......

datz ow dey qot dis e-crib qoinq bro..
U are welcum, feel free to minqle with d sinqles in here..
Y'knw, make e-love, e-buddies & e-woteva y'knw wott ah mean & God'll crown all ur e-effort with e-success..haha

BTW woteva question or clarification needed just 'ask'

"This decision is a pre-cautionary measure aimed at safeguarding the precious lives of Nigerians"

9c move by Arik but α qreater virus dan Ebola is here..

Op u don't wanna know oo..

Bomb Blast + Doctors Strike = Express to Heaven


Op u say wetin?

Arsenal have announced the signing of Colombia goalkeeper David Ospina (@D_Ospina1) from Nice on a long-term deal..

#WelcomeOspina
Thank you Baba Ijebu, we want more of this..
http:///vDDq9LHE8g

djaybaba: I love public holidays!

Tut ah was d only 1 when it comes to public holidays..
Imaqine FRI-TUESDAY..
Itz qon be lonq days..

Itz qoin to be α rili tuff test aqainst d jamaicans..atimes u jst cant help bt wonder if dey r rili frm dis planet when it comes to 100m..

All d same we wish her best of LUCK, yea 'luck' datz wot she needs to survive in there..

Make sum1 borrow mε slip small abeq i'll return it asap..





Una qood α.m.
+Happy Blessed Sunday..

Voluntary? as in free?
In 9ja?

kα̲̅γ̲̣̣̥, we've heard bout #ThirstyTuesday, #SuperSunday, #FreakingFriday, #MistyMonday..you know the rest..

Buh down here on dis side of d nation, dis α.m. we've qot α #WetWednesday, yea ah mean 'wet'..errthanq is damn cold thus makinq mε realise d sun is not the only thinq dat rises in d morninq..

So, ah wanna take dis tym out to wish err1 in here α qood morninq and a qr8 day ahead,, ionno but if any1's qot α 'wet' day like mine, happy #WetWednesday..

Muslims are not happy. They’re not happy in Gaza. They're not happy in Egypt. They're not happy in Libya. They're not happy in Morocco. They're not happy in Iran. They're not happy in Iraq. They're not happy in Yemen. They're not happy in Afghanistan. They're not happy in Pakistan. They're not happy in Syria. They're not happy in Lebanon..So, where are they happy? They're happy in Australia They're happy in England They're happy in France They're happy in Italy They're happy in Germany They're happy in Sweden They're happy in the USA & Canada They're happy in Norway They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic!


And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves... THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy..

Try to find logic in that! JEFF FOXWORTHY on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean... You are a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide... You are a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... You are a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing... You are a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four... You are a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive or racist, then... You are a Muslim!!!

tellwisdom: CNN?? ...is this How CNN office is??

Maka no talk sha cos only d qods knw wia u dey post from..
Ah beta u r outta d planet or u simply aren't with ur qlasses..

@Tellwisdom abi wetin b dat ur moniker aqain, ah no wan talk cos ah dunno wia u dey post from, ah bet u r outta d planet or u simply aren't with ur qlasses..OR BOTH

Cos ionno wetin UNN take resemble CNN..

rationalmind: Ok, the following people have requested to see their call up letters

Coincidentally, you all have been posted to Jigawa state. Wishing you a fruitful service year

*laffinq accordinq to d twelve tribes in Israel*

Good afternoon to err1 in here..
Hope ur day has been α blessed 1?

rationalmind: Ok, the following people have requested to see their call up letters

Coincidentally, you all have been posted to Jigawa state. Wishing you a fruitful service year

Hmmmm, dis is dishearteninq..
R.I.P. to the dead..

#BrinqBackOurPolicemen

sammieguze: Trampling on human rights anyow.... Mtcheeew

Abio..

Well, everybody been talkinq bout PEACE! PEACE!! PEACE!!!
But ah don't want no PEACE, all ah want is JUSTICE and EQUALITY

PETER TOSH #RAS

Well, ah think sparinq d rod on α child after α wronq doinq is detrimental not only to the kid but also to the parent in the lonq run. Notwithstandinq, not all atrocity beinq committed by α child is meant for floqinq alone, some just need 'words' ah mean deep rooted one cos usinq cane on some children would only make dem qo haywire..

Thank God for my mum, quess her cane did d needful in my life back den thus makinq mε who i am 2day..

JES___ is incomplete without US..
CH___RCH is incomplete without U..
Be part of todays' services..

Say NO to e-service..

Good Morninq y'all & Happy Blessed Sunday..

technophile: No need to go to church 2day!
e-church rocks!

JES.... Is incomplete without US
CH...RCH is incomplete without U
Be @ d service 2day bro..miracle awaits U dia...

Say NO to e-service..

That Man called God is just my ALL..

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Malaysia aqain..?

Siqns of end time..

Ok

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Do you just say 'Xplore'?

Ah bet next tym u'll really explore the freaken cake before leavinq d shop...

Thank God d innocent kids didn't taste d cake..

Typical african parents would be like 'your mates are qettin married, itz hiqh tym u settle down yourself'

Well, diaz no tym actually to qet married, it all boils down to the an individual mental and physical state of mind and @times not always one's financial state..

Eqyptian kinqs tho, after d fall of their qr8 kinq Pharaoh due itz ability to hardened his heart, ah quess Egyptians kinqs had learnt dia lessons from him...Nao producinq productive kinqs..

Ah pray my life won't be α bad example to others.. AMIN

Back to 9ja, nao, the walls of benin 'What remains of the wall itself continues to be torn down for real estate developments'
9ja ah hail thee.

jayseehe:

Are you α learner?

It actually depends on consensus btw both parties involved..
Actually itz beinq arranqed buh if dey both are into each other afterwards, den they'll surely 'live happily thereafter'

If not, #yolo, you know the rest..