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Also try rub yam peel..
It rili work faster..
Thank M̶̲̅ε̲̣ later..

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Osyxcel: .... I like this thread. Very informative.

Same here fa..

But wetin be inverter

Am cumin'

I neva watch tha thang but it made sense die..
CHAI!!! #Rolling on tha floor..

Olorun α se ni riri..
Amin..

Who'ƨ̣̇ Denrele??

Good 4 him






Next pls!!
#wondering wat dis is doin on FP.

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Next pls..!!

4 my side, most people say na miss..
So na wetin make M̶̲̅ε̲̣ kuku say na miss too..


*dazzol..

Unibuja

FG Gives ASUU 1 Week Ultimatum To Call Off Strike

Today the Federal Government gave the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), one week ultimatum to call off the lingering lecturers' strike.

The acting Minister of Education, Nyesom Wike, stated this while briefing journalists in Abuja.

It was gathered that the government has also ordered Vice Chancellors of Universities to declare the jobs of the striking lecturers vacant as from Wednesday, December 4.

Wike called the ongoing varsity teachers' strike as "act of sabotage."

"The continuation of the strike despite several meetings, especially with President Goodluck Jonathan is an attempt by the union to sabotage all efforts by government to address the issue," he said.

The minister disclosed that government has met all its commitments and obligations with respect to the agreement.

According to his words, government took the decision to reopen the universities following ASUU's new conditions which are "not tenable. "

His words:

"On November 4, 2013 President Goodluck Jonathan met with ASUU executive, labour union leaders from the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) and the Trade Union Congress (TUC), where all the issues were resolved and firm commitments made to address the lingering crisis. "It is noteworthy that Mr. President's gesture was more than sufficient to guarantee the commitment of government to address all issues raised at the meeting with Mr. President.

"At the end of the meeting, the ASUU team promised to convene a meeting of its National Executive Committee to present the resolutions reached and report back by Friday November 8, 2013. It is unfortunate that while travelling to attend the NEC meeting in Kano, we lost a key member and former President of the union, Prof. Festus Iyayi.

"Government sympathizes with the family of the late Iyayi and ASUU. It is however amazing that three weeks after the meeting with Mr. President, ASUU responded by giving new conditions for suspending the five month old strike. I have never seen anywhere in any country where you sit down with Mr. President.

"That is the highest level of discussion. If you cannot believe Mr. President then who else will you believe?"

"Any academic staff who fails to resume on or before the 4th of December, 2013 automatically ceases to be a staff of the institution

"Vice-Chancellors are also directed to advertise vacancies (internal and external) in their institutions.

"The National Universities Commission is hereby directed to monitor the compliance of these directives by the various institutions.

"The Federal Government has met all its Commitment and obligations with respect to the FG/ASUU 2009 Agreement. We appeal to all stakeholders to appreciate the position of Government which is in the best interest of our dear country."

@pitarzjerry
http://m.naij.com/news/53131.html

#passing,,,

#looking for any ASUU thread..

oko-oloyun:
Source?

Ask google..

oko-oloyun:
Source?

Ask google..

What women do or not do in bed is a huge concern for men.

A lot of men spend hours thinking why women are the way they are, why they do what they do.

Here are some of the worst things women have said/done in bed to men.

Make You Feel Like A Necrophile - You pin her down on the bed after a steamy kiss, only to realise she has magically turned into a log of wood. She takes role play too seriously. Only, there is just one role she plays each time - that of a corpse. Nothing is creepier than making love to a woman so still and silent that you're almost able to hear the blood flowing inside your body.

Changing Their Mind Mid-Way - Nothing can be more annoying than a woman chickening out in bed. To make it worse, some of them express shock over even the thought of having sex, like watching television is what normal people do after getting naked. You keep wondering why this women undressed and let you in bed in the first place if all she had to do was play with your hair.

Bite - Even the sound of it hurts, right? We hear you. Unfortunately many women do that. And not just to your lips. Excitement is good, but a sharp stapler for a mouth is a little too much to bear. Some women just do not know how to keep their teeth off certain sensitive areas. It's a little more hard-hitting than even what the strongest of men can take.

Look Down And Laugh - No, no, no. That is definitely the worst that can happen to you. The person who shared this story is still recovering. When he was about to have his first intercourse, his girlfriend squealed out a laugh as soon as he let his buddy out. Why she did that, nobody knows. Needless to say, the intercourse didn't happen. Hard to believe, but a lot of men have been stabbed on their self-confidence like that.

Fake An Orgasm - Women are known to fake orgasms. What they do not understand is that most of them aren't award winning actors. Sometimes, they overact. Letting out screams and moans at frequencies only bats can hear already when the thing isn't even completely in doesn't make it too hard for the dumbest among men to figure out that it's not real.

Keep Talking - Conversations are good but some women fail to understand that there is a place and time for conversations. And the place is definitely nowhere between the sheets.

Bring Toys - Though just a few filed this complaint, it still makes it to the list of the worst things women have done to their guys.

Is It In? - Can anything be more humiliating than your woman asking you, "is it in"? This definitely beats 'I Love You' on the list of three words men dread to hear from their girls. Not only is it suggestive of your size being small but also your incapability to satisfy your woman. In a situation like above, you can do little but jump off the balcony.

Calling Out The Wrong Name - Imagine your girl suffixing another guy's name to 'don't stop'. Can you even try to not stop? Is there anything more embarrassing? There is, its the other name being that of a woman.

Telling You She Wants To Get Pregnant - If you thought you've read it all, here is another one. 'I wish the condom fails' she may let out while you're at it. What fails instead is your erection. She then looks at you with an eerie longing in her eyes that screams b-a-b-y. Nothing can be scarier. This is to prepare you for what may lie ahead.

Summary pls..



*somebody wanna dance kukelewu..

Google dey madt ni??




BTW, RIP to your blog bro..

complete1: i guess i should jst stop d update so that u get d full details 2moro cos dats wat am meant to do as a reporter on ground,,am suppose to get d information n details correctly and give it to d news editor am working for,,,its lk u dont seem to believe yet,well its in our culture as nigerians

Guy, park well,,
No cum here dey giv us false info..

On this ASUU mata ehn, everybody don turn journalist..*SMH

Emzybrown: i am sure you are in pre degree, kid better get a life dont be a public nuisance

HELLo MR Post Degree
I won't blame you..
Ain'Ŧ got no tym to banter words with toddlers..

PS: I've gotten mine, get yours real soon the clock'ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇ ticking fast boi..

kolidave: don't be an asss. Must u attack him? And for ur stupid questions,if u had seeing eyes u would ave noticed that I asked him for his tori.

Be lyk say don lost one of ur eyes, or evén both..
If U̶̲̥̅̊ want to ask α question, U̶̲̥̅̊ shud hv done dat privately not on posts..
Dis ain'Ŧ α Qn'Α thread..

Dumbasses..

Akpos was in a business meeting where other
moguls and wealthy men were present. Rich
businessman Akpos was looking for a way to
oppress the other rich men and show he was the
richest.
He shouted for his driver: Driver! Driverrrrr. Come
here quickly!
John the driver came quickly to his oga, Akpos.
Akpos now seeing that all eyes were on him after
the way he shouted loudly for his driver,
continued to talk loudly to the driver:
"Driver, go to my house, not the brown house o,
the white one. Not the white one in Banana Island
o, go to the white one in Victoria Island. Not the
one on Adeola Odeku street you hear, but the one
on Etim Iyang Crescent. Not any of my semi-
detached houses ie 22A or 22B, but go straight to
the 3 storey detached house with swimming pool,
CCTV, electric gate, wifi, marble-finished with all
rooms ensuite at No. 31.
Ehen! Now take this remote control for the large
black gate, press this button and it will open.
When you enter, you will see a blue 2013 Porsche
Cayenne okay.. Now perpendicularly opposite
that 2013 Porsche Cayene is a silver 2013 Land
Rover LR4 Jeep, It is not that one. Trigonometrical
ly 35 degrees to the LR4 is the grey 2013 Lexus V8,
It's not that one. This 2013 Lexus V8 is very close
to a black Mercedes Benz Gl 4matic. The 4matic
Benz is just behind a Gold Coloured Chrysler 300c,
the Chrysler is beside my Red Escalade ESV which
is in front of my white 2013 Escalade EXT, blocking
a Hummer H3T, opposite a blue 2013 BMW M5.
Then make a u-turn by the BMW and you will see
three recently purchased powerbikes from the US
of A. Now take a diagonal sharp turn to the
extreme left and you will one oldddd archaic car, a
2012 white Prado jeep, which I will soon throw
away. Just beside that is my built-to-intern ational-
specifi cation swimming pool, opposite of which
is a wine red 2013 Prado Altitude. Now you have
reached there.
Go to the boot of the wine red 2013 Prado Altitude,
open it, you will see red, white and blue briefcases.
The red one contains dollars, $10 million. Don’t
touch it. The blue contains Pounds, 8 million
pounds. Don’t touch it. The white one contains
Naira, I arranged them in hierarchical order -
1000s, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s, 20s denominations.
Don’t touch them. Now near these boxes, you will
see a crocodile skin Christian Louboutin limited
edition wallet!
Check inside the designer wallet and you will see a
N10 note. Take that N10 and buy me N5 pure
water and bring it here promptly! I’m very thirsty!
Buy very cold one o and you better not forget to
bring my change!

One word for akpos??

What is the worst-est English you have ever hear?

''Mines are''
Uncle, the rain is comotting
Dont talk infront of my back
THE THING I DIDNT DID,THEY SAY I DID
I went to your house and u ddn't dey
I'll tell my daddy for you.
Pls stop insult me, It have do
I used my ATM to collect money and the machine
swallow my card it did not vomit it back
The film is very interested
your face look very similiar..
I dnt know why dis ur neighbour is tie face 4 persons
every time.
To hair is human but to forgive is design
Nne, ka anyi ru koo oohhh, I has money..

Add yours

Emzybrown: we resumed strike january3 wrote exam feb15, then started another semester march3 wrote exam may15, another semester june3 exam august 20, finaly resumed semptember exam november 10.
Throughout the year nothing like holiday, students wil give themself holiday, when they start coming back, bang 2weeks to exam, quite funny but i prevailed with no F or carryover.

Who dey ask dis one tori..
Abeg park well make ï c beta post..

Shut up dia!!

Na dem say make u drink??
ASUU dey dia, u no fit shut dia mouth..
*muntula..

Breaking News: ASUU's NEC Members Spotted in Kano Gathering for a Secret Meeting

The National Executive Council (NEC) of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has probably entered a secret meeting in Kano at an undisclosed location on November 22, 2013, Friday.

According to a source of DailyTrust, the members of the National Executive Council of ASUU parked their cars in Bayero University, Kano's oldsite and entered a PTF coaster bus to an undisclosed location where the NEC meeting should be taking place in these minutes.

If the anonymous source of DailyTrust is not a mischief-maker, there are chances that decision on finishing the four-month-old ASUU strike may be ready by tomorrow.

http://m.naij.com/news/52703.html

Father of Kelechi Iheanacho, the top star of the Golden Eaglets team that emerged champion in the recent FIFA U-17 World Cup in United Arab Emirates, has raised alarm over his son's whereabouts. James Iheanacho alleges his 17-year-old son was taken away by agents without his parents' consent.


"I don't know the whereabouts of my son. I have not been able to reach him for the past three days," Mr. Iheanacho decried.

Unconfirmed reports said two Golden Eaglets officials and a Portugal-based agent may have taken the younger Iheanacho to Abuja to perfect his transfer to Europe.


http://m.naij.com/news/52708.html

If my name ain'Ŧ dia, the list ain'Ŧ complete..

Ugh.!!!

Kcfun: Even some muslim are ashame to be called with there muslim name*I'm proud to be a muslim*MUH QOZIM AKINADE

Na wetin dem ask yhu be dat??