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RomanceRe: I Hate Men Who Would Do These Things To A Fellow Man Because Of Pvvssy!! (photo) by Pumpumking: 12:10pm On Jan 20, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
Honestly, the list is long, like its so long i wouldn't be needed to pin point what i want to talk about today.

But in the general sense, let me say this; If You Ever Put A Random Woman In Front Of Your Fellow Man Just For The Sake Of Some Pvvssy Favour, You Deserve To Be Castrated!!

Are you that thirsty? Are you so urgeful that you would put your fellow man under the bus because you are HOPING TO get laidhuh Are you even a man?!
There is a vast number of men out there that would literally put a knife in the stomach of another man because a woman MIGHT have his d!ckk sucked! Pay attention to my usage of words here, the woman in question is not even promising, she is just available in the situation and because of she has a hole in between her legs, these men would literally KILL to have a chance with her!

As usual, i am angry, i always am, but today i'm just weak, so demotivated to believe in my fellow male!
Sometime ago, i came across a thread here on nairaland, not too long ago...

Still Typing...
the nest time u create these GAY dry dumb thread against womens....i will pasonally fart inside yor mouth & near yor wide nose!!((REAL TALK))) angry angry
RomanceRe: I Hate Men Who Would Do These Things To A Fellow Man Because Of Pvvssy!! (photo) by Pumpumking: 12:09pm On Jan 20, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
Honestly, the list is long, like its so long i wouldn't be needed to pin point what i want to talk about today.

But in the general sense, let me say this; If You Ever Put A Random Woman In Front Of Your Fellow Man Just For The Sake Of Some Pvvssy Favour, You Deserve To Be Castrated!!

Are you that thirsty? Are you so urgeful that you would put your fellow man under the bus because you are HOPING TO get laidhuh Are you even a man?!
There is a vast number of men out there that would literally put a knife in the stomach of another man because a woman MIGHT have his d!ckk sucked! Pay attention to my usage of words here, the woman in question is not even promising, she is just available in the situation and because of she has a hole in between her legs, these men would literally KILL to have a chance with her!

As usual, i am angry, i always am, but today i'm just weak, so demotivated to believe in my fellow male!
Sometime ago, i came across a thread here on nairaland, not too long ago...

Still Typing...
angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Southern Guys Dislike Northern Ladies? by Pumpumking: 11:25am On Jan 20, 2022
Southernigbo:
Is it just bcoz of ethnicity, simplicity, lean body build or high sense of morality /religion? As for me, I believe we are all first and foremost human beings before any of the above features. So the it should be is that wherever one finds love, one should go for it and not put out any artificial sentiments.
Do they dislike u?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: 4 Best Mindset You Should Have When Trying To Woo A Lady by Pumpumking: 11:22am On Jan 20, 2022
meobizy:
2022 and men are still chasing women? Abeg, apart from that filthy thing between their thighs, what do women provide in your lives? Give yourselves sense and the weak gender will chase you instead.

U again wit yor nagggin..muss u be on every treads? anyways pliss do u hav yansh & was the size pliss?(kindly answer the simple questions & no storys abeg(no oofenese) undecided
EventsRe: Event Left Over Drinks For Sales At A Cheap Rate !!!SOLD by Pumpumking: 11:19am On Jan 20, 2022
meobizy:
Nigerians will never stop surprising me.
undecided
RomanceRe: Rate My Make-up (photo) by Pumpumking: 5:03am On Jan 20, 2022
siofra:
How did I do?


AN IF U LIKE...COMEBAK WIT ANOTHER FAKE PROFILE & DRESSS LIKE BUTTTER FLY...U WILL STILL GET BAN...ha ha ha ha ha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Rate My Make-up (photo) by Pumpumking: 5:01am On Jan 20, 2022
siofra:
How did I do?
...POOOOOR SIOFRA...ENJOYIN YOR BAN??...HA HA HA HA grin grin grin grin grin grin..my stomach oooooo...ha ha ha grin grin grin..BRO we WARN U ABOUT PRETENDING TO BE FEMALES on nairaland & USING FAKE FOTO to continue desive people..BUT U NO HEAR....WE DONT MISS U SO PLIS PLIS PLIS...ENJOY YOR LOVERLY BAN...THANK U OUR GREAT M.O.D.....ha ha ha ha ha grin grin grin grin grin
Science/TechnologyRe: So, When Will Nairaland Start Implementing IP Banning? by Pumpumking: 4:45am On Jan 20, 2022
meobizy:
Good. Bye bye. No offinthesis.
Calm down nah..ok u win.u no i lov pucccccy too much stop actin like gokd digger..ok how much do u want? I pay u 10k..U WANT?? : wink
RomanceRe: Lady Goes All Natural On Her Wedding Day In Ogun State (Photos, Video) by Pumpumking: 12:17am On Jan 20, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
She looks great as a matter of fact they look great together..
He who finds a woman finds a good thing.. grin wink


Beautiful how? Where?...person that loooooklike extra from horrror fim...even ordnary Siofra or ordinary ugly Mufasalion loook beter. bro do u were glasssses?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Lady Goes All Natural On Her Wedding Day In Ogun State (Photos, Video) by Pumpumking: 12:15am On Jan 20, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
She looks great as a matter of fact they look great together..
He who finds a woman finds a good thing.. grin wink
angry
RomanceRe: Have You Had A Girlfriend With Overstretched Pvssy by Pumpumking: 12:08am On Jan 20, 2022
Awkabigboy:
I once dated one babe , initially her pvssy was warm and semi tight but after she went for nysc the pvsssy slacked and overstretched. I had to go through her phone and found out she was having sex severally with one dude , I collected my last rounds of the overstretched pvssy using doggy style bc u won't feel anything in missionary, I then japa after that cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
her puccccccccy too wide or yor dik too small?.....bro u better go n groooow dik!!! (No oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: Have You Had A Girlfriend With Overstretched Pvssy by Pumpumking: 12:07am On Jan 20, 2022
Awkabigboy:
I once dated one babe , initially her pvssy was warm and semi tight but after she went for nysc the pvsssy slacked and overstretched. I had to go through her phone and found out she was having sex severally with one dude , I collected my last rounds of the overstretched pvssy using doggy style bc u won't feel anything in missionary, I then japa after that cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
angry
RomanceRe: How Can I Forgive My Father For This.. by Pumpumking: 10:49pm On Jan 19, 2022
Ahmback:
guy where is your brain.......?
Dint u here op say he upset coz he dad marrry his aunty when he is 20year old sir....is english not yor forst language or r u from Afghanistan?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: If I Ever Marry A Red Piller by Pumpumking: 10:41pm On Jan 19, 2022
athaliya:
Been reading alot of "rules" lately online and I laugh to myself because obviously, some people are just making noise online and not ready to do what they brag about but let me indulge them a bit.

I'm talking about the "What is she bringing to the table" gang aka Redpillers

According to them, women only have a v*gina to offer in marriage or a relationship and All Nigerian women are broke hoes (God bless their rich mothers wherever they are).

So let me use myself as an example now...

I founded a limited liability company about 3yrs ago and an NGO about 2yrs ago, been working for about 9yrs now and built my income to about 7 figures monthly. I foot my bills and that of my younger ones myself.

So say I get married to a guy who earns 7 figures too (cus I have realised that broke guys are too much drama grin) and I have agreed to split the bills in the house 50-50.

I hope he knows that the cooking, sweeping, laundry and dish washing will be split 50-50 too?
Infact we would have a time table for domestic chores.

On days that are not my turn, I will lazily wake up by 7am, do absolutely nothing except eat the food cooked by my husband, dress up and zoom off to work while he has to dress the kids up for school and drop the kids off at their school before going to his office. After work, I will eat dinner he cooked and go to bed (he must finish his chores before coming to bed)

Unless he's ready to pay for a chef and a maid (we will split their salaries wink )

Did I just mention kids? Lolzzzz, who will carry the pregnancy? Haaaaa, my work is as important as his own ooo, 9 months is alot of time to be fragile, how will I keep paying my bills and contributing to the family? We had better hire a surrogate and split the bill as well. It shouldn't be more than 3m for everything.

Now the baby(s) is here, who will nurse them? We have to split it as well, I will be considerate enough to always make sure I always pump fresh milk into bottles, but we are buying 2 baby prams, when it's his turn he will take the baby to work as well, or we hire a nanny and split the bill as usual 50-50.

Other things we will split:

1. Children school fees? We'll split it 50-50.
2. I get to give them their first name while he gives them their last name...
3. His friends and relatives need my permission to come same way my friends and relatives need his permission to come.
4. Anyone that comes to our house to stress me will sleep in the police station

Any gift he gives me or mine will be given to him or his as well on a similar day with a 20% interest.
E.g he gifts me N5m on my birthday, I gift him 6m on his birthday
He buys my mum a car worth 10m, I buy his mum a car worth 12m

No gift to my family, no gift to his family.
How he treats my mum during omugwo is how I treat his mum during omugwo or he gets a maid specially for his mum and bears the cost alone.


Doesn't this home sound ideal? No cheating, no liability...

SIOFRA...U AGAIN USING FAKE ID!!! angry
RomanceRe: If I Ever Marry A Red Piller by Pumpumking: 10:40pm On Jan 19, 2022
athaliya:
Been reading alot of "rules" lately online and I laugh to myself because obviously, some people are just making noise online and not ready to do what they brag about but let me indulge them a bit.

I'm talking about the "What is she bringing to the table" gang aka Redpillers

According to them, women only have a v*gina to offer in marriage or a relationship and All Nigerian women are broke hoes (God bless their rich mothers wherever they are).

So let me use myself as an example now...

I founded a limited liability company about 3yrs ago and an NGO about 2yrs ago, been working for about 9yrs now and built my income to about 7 figures monthly. I foot my bills and that of my younger ones myself.

So say I get married to a guy who earns 7 figures too (cus I have realised that broke guys are too much drama grin) and I have agreed to split the bills in the house 50-50.

I hope he knows that the cooking, sweeping, laundry and dish washing will be split 50-50 too?
Infact we would have a time table for domestic chores.

On days that are not my turn, I will lazily wake up by 7am, do absolutely nothing except eat the food cooked by my husband, dress up and zoom off to work while he has to dress the kids up for school and drop the kids off at their school before going to his office. After work, I will eat dinner he cooked and go to bed (he must finish his chores before coming to bed)

Unless he's ready to pay for a chef and a maid (we will split their salaries wink )

Did I just mention kids? Lolzzzz, who will carry the pregnancy? Haaaaa, my work is as important as his own ooo, 9 months is alot of time to be fragile, how will I keep paying my bills and contributing to the family? We had better hire a surrogate and split the bill as well. It shouldn't be more than 3m for everything.

Now the baby(s) is here, who will nurse them? We have to split it as well, I will be considerate enough to always make sure I always pump fresh milk into bottles, but we are buying 2 baby prams, when it's his turn he will take the baby to work as well, or we hire a nanny and split the bill as usual 50-50.

Other things we will split:

1. Children school fees? We'll split it 50-50.
2. I get to give them their first name while he gives them their last name...
3. His friends and relatives need my permission to come same way my friends and relatives need his permission to come.
4. Anyone that comes to our house to stress me will sleep in the police station

Any gift he gives me or mine will be given to him or his as well on a similar day with a 20% interest.
E.g he gifts me N5m on my birthday, I gift him 6m on his birthday
He buys my mum a car worth 10m, I buy his mum a car worth 12m

No gift to my family, no gift to his family.
How he treats my mum during omugwo is how I treat his mum during omugwo or he gets a maid specially for his mum and bears the cost alone.


Doesn't this home sound ideal? No cheating, no liability...
angry
RomanceRe: Romance letter to Seun Nairaland: Turning Nairaland Into A Porn Site by Pumpumking: 10:39pm On Jan 19, 2022
sorepco:
Good day all and a happy new year. I have an issue that has been bothering me for some time as pertaining to this beloved forum of ours. It is the 'pornofication' of this forum.
Seun, why do you let people post stark naked bodies with genitalias on full display? This is unbecoming of a reputable organisation! And why would a conglomerate or a big organisation come and advertise here when they look at how pornography is a common and cheap commodity being traded randomly.
Seun, such denigrating posts on your site might also be preventing potential partnerships with international web companies that might want to penetrate the Nigerian/African market with you as a partner.
So therefore i plead with you sir to try to initiate some of the following so that this site can continue to grow further:

1. Sack with immediate effect those in charge of romance section.

2. Remove anything that denotes pornography.

3. Revamp the romance section to be more helpful to those with relationship issues.

4. Get an expert to deal with the romance or sex related issues most ops might be faced with.

I think i will stop here for now while at same time wishing each and everyone a great new year ahead.
Actually..u r right sir...we agreee!! angry
RomanceRe: Romance letter to Seun Nairaland: Turning Nairaland Into A Porn Site by Pumpumking: 10:38pm On Jan 19, 2022
sorepco:
Good day all and a happy new year. I have an issue that has been bothering me for some time as pertaining to this beloved forum of ours. It is the 'pornofication' of this forum.
Seun, why do you let people post stark naked bodies with genitalias on full display? This is unbecoming of a reputable organisation! And why would a conglomerate or a big organisation come and advertise here when they look at how pornography is a common and cheap commodity being traded randomly.
Seun, such denigrating posts on your site might also be preventing potential partnerships with international web companies that might want to penetrate the Nigerian/African market with you as a partner.
So therefore i plead with you sir to try to initiate some of the following so that this site can continue to grow further:

1. Sack with immediate effect those in charge of romance section.

2. Remove anything that denotes pornography.

3. Revamp the romance section to be more helpful to those with relationship issues.

4. Get an expert to deal with the romance or sex related issues most ops might be faced with.

I think i will stop here for now while at same time wishing each and everyone a great new year ahead.
soraco...did some body theif yor girlfriend sir?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Romance letter to Seun Nairaland: Turning Nairaland Into A Porn Site by Pumpumking: 10:37pm On Jan 19, 2022
sorepco:
Good day all and a happy new year. I have an issue that has been bothering me for some time as pertaining to this beloved forum of ours. It is the 'pornofication' of this forum.
Seun, why do you let people post stark naked bodies with genitalias on full display? This is unbecoming of a reputable organisation! And why would a conglomerate or a big organisation come and advertise here when they look at how pornography is a common and cheap commodity being traded randomly.
Seun, such denigrating posts on your site might also be preventing potential partnerships with international web companies that might want to penetrate the Nigerian/African market with you as a partner.
So therefore i plead with you sir to try to initiate some of the following so that this site can continue to grow further:

1. Sack with immediate effect those in charge of romance section.

2. Remove anything that denotes pornography.

3. Revamp the romance section to be more helpful to those with relationship issues.

4. Get an expert to deal with the romance or sex related issues most ops might be faced with.

I think i will stop here for now while at same time wishing each and everyone a great new year ahead.
angry
RomanceRe: Nollywood Actress Genevieve Nnaji And Her Beautiful Daughter by Pumpumking: 9:54pm On Jan 19, 2022
God1000:
Wow, the daughter is carbon copy of her mum.
The thespian is finally showing her daughter after years of keeping the girl from the public.
Yvonne Nelson and Nadia buari are also following the trend.
Beautiful how?...they aint lightskin..even Wumi2017 so fine she make dem loooklike how girl.!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Nollywood Actress Genevieve Nnaji And Her Beautiful Daughter by Pumpumking: 9:52pm On Jan 19, 2022
God1000:
Wow, the daughter is carbon copy of her mum.
The thespian is finally showing her daughter after years of keeping the girl from the public.
Yvonne Nelson and Nadia buari are also following the trend.
angry
RomanceRe: How Can I Forgive My Father For This.. by Pumpumking: 9:52pm On Jan 19, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
My distant aunty (my dad's sister) came back to Nigeria after over 20 years abroad.
The last time I saw her was in the 90's
She married a white man and based there.

At night, We were having dinner and she is a stroy teller. She starts telling stories about her childhood with my dad
I was just over the parlor watching football.
Until i overheard her say something wild and crazy.

Ahhhhhhhhh as I hear this I just weak
So u mean I would have been born in U.K instead of Nigeria.Chaiiiiiiii

I feel like giving him a HEAVY KNOCK for making this kind of messed up decision to stay back in Nigeria.
Ok so u angry wit yor dad coz he marrry yor aunty 20year ago....corrrect?...since when has it being iligal to hav 2 wife sir?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: How Can I Forgive My Father For This.. by Pumpumking: 9:49pm On Jan 19, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
My distant aunty (my dad's sister) came back to Nigeria after over 20 years abroad.
The last time I saw her was in the 90's
She married a white man and based there.

At night, We were having dinner and she is a stroy teller. She starts telling stories about her childhood with my dad
I was just over the parlor watching football.
Until i overheard her say something wild and crazy.

Ahhhhhhhhh as I hear this I just weak
So u mean I would have been born in U.K instead of Nigeria.Chaiiiiiiii

I feel like giving him a HEAVY KNOCK for making this kind of messed up decision to stay back in Nigeria.
angry
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Pumpumking: 5:38pm On Jan 19, 2022
collinometricx:
U sure you be writer?
Yes sir i have write plenty books but am loooking for a beautiful woman to help us advatice it by wereing nice tight plus sket or mini sket.do u no anybabe who wanto make quick 5k for 2minite jobs smiley
Science/TechnologyRe: So, When Will Nairaland Start Implementing IP Banning? by Pumpumking: 5:18pm On Jan 19, 2022
meobizy:
You are unemployed. Abeg, move.
Sweetat calm down.i need babe to enjoy but u make it sounds like it is iligal to wannto yansh...oh groowwup please.quit actin like u all that.i hav moiney & i can get any babe i want, u include.have u bennto London?do u no am a londoner? Put some respet on my name please. U juss loss yor shance!!(no oofenese) angry
Science/TechnologyRe: So, When Will Nairaland Start Implementing IP Banning? by Pumpumking: 4:57pm On Jan 19, 2022
meobizy:
Face front.
I always get punnny from womens & no womens hav never refuse me especially when i show them moiney...do u want me to show u the moiney?am a big London boy u no...how much u want innnit? undecided
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Pumpumking: 2:54pm On Jan 19, 2022
MufasaLion:
Yes. You're observant, though. You're one of the consistent readers of his stories.
U no how to read book?(no oofenese) undecided
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Pumpumking: 2:14pm On Jan 19, 2022
3mmanhu3l:
Na this English you take write plenty top 10 books??
Son..am toasting babe & yor names is not Bukolaberry...please comeback in 3hour!!(no oofenese) angry
Science/TechnologyRe: So, When Will Nairaland Start Implementing IP Banning? by Pumpumking: 2:13pm On Jan 19, 2022
meobizy:
You can’t afford it. Face front.
calm down n quit actin like gold diggger.i pay good moiney for punnny,sometime 5k sometime 10k & on goodday i can pay u 12k..cash.gimmmme yor nomba? undecided
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Cross Ike: My Nude Video On Snapchat Was A Mistake by Pumpumking: 1:24pm On Jan 19, 2022
Ssoil:
Oga said it was a little mistake Thetourist
Helo susan.i hav moiney & i need babe to enjoy to mate wit.can i want u & are u free tomorrrow sir?(no oofenese) cheesy
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Pumpumking: 1:22pm On Jan 19, 2022
Bukolaberry:
Thanks for the update, you died spiritually the first day ceeza took you to baba, no be everybody wey dey waka for dey alive.
Helo bakala how r u dear.i hav moiney & i am authour who hav writtting plenty too 10 book seller tp novels & i will like to no u please so was yor nomba?by the way i hav moiney & am a londoner. Can i toast u please quicky? smiley
FoodRe: Can Nigerians Help Return A Beached Whale/Shark Back Into The Water? by Pumpumking: 12:05pm On Jan 19, 2022
RoyalBlu:
.

It's well o.

A lot of people have been 're-wired' cos of hunger.

God dey!
You again? so u need moiney for foood?ok i can take u to nice restorants called nando if me & u can get jigggy wit it for 1 minutes.by the ways, i hav moiney..U WANT? cheesy

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