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kenzysmith:
if u dey London he he take concern me shey as u dey London u send me money?

Dickson178:
There's this girl I met across the street in an empty land with fence with stacking blocks in it by 10pm ... So I decided to go and asked her why is she here by this time of the night with this little baby, she was like "uh-huh",I said talk to me what really happened that makes you to stay here with this little baby, she now told me that she's looking for a help , I said like what kind of help? She replied me , hopefully can I help her ? I said if I can be able to help you, I'll help you out. She goes to okay, now she's looking for a place to sleep with her child and place to keep this bag beside her , I was like "uh-huh" and dumfounded, I told her that I'm still living with my dad and brother as well , but I'll look for a place for you to sleep tonight ( she was excited about it) ,she asked me if I'm serious I said yes I'm serious, she said okay, but lemme help her with plate and salt to used and drink garri , I said okay lemme go and bring you them , not knowing that she's looking where I'm going to, and finally she knows my house, wen I came back , she told me that she knows my house, I said okay it's cool though. So I said I'm sorry can I asked you a question? She replied; you're free to asked, I said okay... Are you married? She said yes , but bride price hasn't been paid.. okay. But how many children do you have, she said three ( 2 boys and 1 girl),and I asked what about other 2,she said 1 is with her ex parents and the other one is with her parents . I said okay, so why don't you go and stay with him, I mean this present husband now, she replied; I vowed not to go back there anymore, because he normally beat her to stupor and she hate it, and I'll never go back there until he pays for my bride price.. So i asked her , do you really love him if he pays your bride price? She said yes of course, that she loves him . I said okay, it's okay cus it's getting to 12;00am ,so let's go to my friend's house, she said okay.. we went there with her child and me ,I asked her how old is she, mehn she got me stuck! She said that she's 18yrs old ,I said what!! Are you serious about this! She said of course she's serious..i said okay ( I don't want to asked much questions again ) I said sorry,where you from ,she said she's from ABIA STATE ,AROCHUKWU ,oh okay that's cool.. so before going to my friend's house I called him first and explain everything and he agreed, so we got there and we slept till morning, she collected my phone number. Can you believe that this girl keep calling me morning afternoon and night, she always say that she just wants to hear from me , cus I don't like to call her. I replied her that I don't have card to call her. So I asked her if she has gotten a place to stay and she say yes, I said okay, like if I can give you 5-cups of rice will you like it and she say yes and I gave her . Since then she loves me unconditionally, but I don't know how to tell her that I'm not interested with her that I was just helping her , because the way she call me makes me speechless .

Modified: I never had sex with her and never!

Dickson178:
There's this girl I met across the street in an empty land with fence with stacking blocks in it by 10pm ... So I decided to go and asked her why is she here by this time of the night with this little baby, she was like "uh-huh",I said talk to me what really happened that makes you to stay here with this little baby, she now told me that she's looking for a help , I said like what kind of help? She replied me , hopefully can I help her ? I said if I can be able to help you, I'll help you out. She goes to okay, now she's looking for a place to sleep with her child and place to keep this bag beside her , I was like "uh-huh" and dumfounded, I told her that I'm still living with my dad and brother as well , but I'll look for a place for you to sleep tonight ( she was excited about it) ,she asked me if I'm serious I said yes I'm serious, she said okay, but lemme help her with plate and salt to used and drink garri , I said okay lemme go and bring you them , not knowing that she's looking where I'm going to, and finally she knows my house, wen I came back , she told me that she knows my house, I said okay it's cool though. So I said I'm sorry can I asked you a question? She replied; you're free to asked, I said okay... Are you married? She said yes , but bride price hasn't been paid.. okay. But how many children do you have, she said three ( 2 boys and 1 girl),and I asked what about other 2,she said 1 is with her ex parents and the other one is with her parents . I said okay, so why don't you go and stay with him, I mean this present husband now, she replied; I vowed not to go back there anymore, because he normally beat her to stupor and she hate it, and I'll never go back there until he pays for my bride price.. So i asked her , do you really love him if he pays your bride price? She said yes of course, that she loves him . I said okay, it's okay cus it's getting to 12;00am ,so let's go to my friend's house, she said okay.. we went there with her child and me ,I asked her how old is she, mehn she got me stuck! She said that she's 18yrs old ,I said what!! Are you serious about this! She said of course she's serious..i said okay ( I don't want to asked much questions again ) I said sorry,where you from ,she said she's from ABIA STATE ,AROCHUKWU ,oh okay that's cool.. so before going to my friend's house I called him first and explain everything and he agreed, so we got there and we slept till morning, she collected my phone number. Can you believe that this girl keep calling me morning afternoon and night, she always say that she just wants to hear from me , cus I don't like to call her. I replied her that I don't have card to call her. So I asked her if she has gotten a place to stay and she say yes, I said okay, like if I can give you 5-cups of rice will you like it and she say yes and I gave her . Since then she loves me unconditionally, but I don't know how to tell her that I'm not interested with her that I was just helping her , because the way she call me makes me speechless .

Modified: I never had sex with her and never!

kenzysmith:
He no go beta for u

1sherlockHolmes:
im really depressed and feel suicidal nothing works for me im not developing in any aspect of life. all my life it has been suffer since when i was a child tried several things but nothing works im 26 but i dont have anything to show. the only time i hold money is when i was serving (nysc) and i gamble the money away. right now that im typing this i dont have any kobo. im having sleepless night because of my debts this criminal app called aim loan has been disturbing me with call asking me to pay 11k they have already called my mum told her that i am chronic debtor i collected thier money nd refuse to pay, i had to lie to her that they r scammers. i dont know what to tell her when other apps call her. pls guys im not asking for anyone to send me money i just need any idea on how to get away with these debts i dont want that apps to destroy the little reputation i have. any suggestion is welcome. #i tried to pay but i couldnt cuz i dont have a job

Datboredberry:
How much do you need? I don't have much money but I could help... It wouldn't be much... But...

As for your post:

What makes life 'life' is its bullshit... Our problems never end... We resolve one to encounter another hurdle... That's the point... It's sad and stupid but life is sad and stupid... If you feel like quitting now because of some stupid app, then you might as well do so!

It's tough... You need to be tough too...

As for the loan apps... Ignore them... If they call your contacts, then they've done so... Not the end of the world! It's now a normal thing... Who doesn't have depts?

They call, up explain to the important people you know and life goes on...

You honestly can't humiliate me with this...

Goldenbliss1:
Ladies in the house, has a guy ever complained during text or chat that you should stop sending him like thumb.

Guys do you hate like thumb �� and why?

Goldenbliss1:
Ladies in the house, has a guy ever complained during text or chat that you should stop sending him like thumb.

Guys do you hate like thumb �� and why?

kenzysmith:
I was Down with 3 dangerous addictions
Masturbation
Bet9jaVirtual
Going to brothel

But I stop playing virtual Oct 19 2019 started Oct 2016
Stop masturbation Nov 19 2020 started Nov 2011
The last one is the bro is the brothel which I started DEC 2010 but is the last hurdle to go

Please am ready to fight this battle if u kW u are also struggling with brothel habit join me let encourage ourselves.

kenzysmith:
I was Down with 3 dangerous addictions
Masturbation
Bet9jaVirtual
Going to brothel

But I stop playing virtual Oct 19 2019 started Oct 2016
Stop masturbation Nov 19 2020 started Nov 2011
The last one is the bro is the brothel which I started DEC 2010 but is the last hurdle to go

Please am ready to fight this battle if u kW u are also struggling with brothel habit join me let encourage ourselves.

Ebonygeek:
Jim Iyke. Even up till now

Nmezor:
Such a mean guy

Facts101:
Prostitution abroad

Lemme take the Middle East ( Dubai ) as example

Girls from across the globe come here to prostitute for money

If 100girls from Nigeria came to Dubai
-5 came for work
-3 came for hook up ( the big celebrity girls )
-2 came as tourist ( they came and in few weeks they gone )
-3 came for vacation and shows( dj cuppy kind of girls )

-The remaining 87 came for prostitution .

Mind you this statistics is just for Nigerian females .

And in Dubai here .. the highest amount a guy pays for sex 100aed ( 10k naira ) ..

that’s if the girls is a sharp girl and her sexual appeal is the one shining most at the moment when the customer needed a hooker

The average amount ( which is common and mostly the main amount is 50aed (5k naira )

Some even collect as less as 30aed (3k naira )

You know why ? … competition is mad . ( a Nigerian prostitute cannot compete in the business market here with Ethiopian / South African / Sudan/ .. these Africans are damn sexy .. and madly pretty

And to make things worst . The market have foreigners like Philippines/ Japan / Morocco / turkey / Indian /Ukrainian / Jordanese / americans & few Europeans

You need to be chilling wit the big boys to have money to afford those kinds of hookers.. cos they range from 1000 aed (100k naira) to 5000aed (500k naira) and above )

Now hear this

Out of this 87 Nigerian females .. ( they all came in through a love-vendor whom they call “my boss “ or “my madam “ ) … That’s the tradition and how it goes .

And they have to pay this love-vendor at least 50k aed (5million naira ) before they are set free to go .

These girls pay up .. regardless how tough and high the competition is .. they pay up every dime and penny )

The pussy business is making em rich . .. many are retiring .. and more are coming .

Now imagine a girl… let’s say Pamela paying up (50kaed) 5million with her vagina .

Let do quick maths . ( let’s assume she’s a sexy sharp girl who get to charge 10k)

If Pamela charges 10,000 naira for a shot .. how many times would she have her vagina penetrated before she pay up 5 million naira

The answer is .. she will be fuxked 500 times (to pay up 5 million )

And when she’s finally set free .. she would wanna make her own money now

So she repeat the same thing twice as more .. come on who am I kidding .. ( if she go through it and make 5mill for someone .. she would wanna make double for her self or more )

So Pamela now would repeat the same thing raised to power 2 .. to make her self 10million )

.. that means Pamela have been fvcked 1500 times

Higher body count
High Pucci mileage

And den for every man who fuxkes a lady .. the lady Carries her dna �

Imagine Pamela .. damaged

Then retired … travels back to Nigeria ��

Start a business wit huge capital ..

And a simp .. ..a beta male with no idea of a woman’s past would wife her up

.—a beta male who believes in (her past don’t matter ) would carry on the dna of other crazy men

—A beta male who believes in ( hoes makes good wife ) would settle for Pamela

—A simpleton who believes in (not all women are like that ) would carry on the baggage .

Lol and the truth is .. many women / girls roaming .. are carrying with them ( more or atleast half the body count Pamela is carrying even without prostituting )

GENTLE MEN .. if a girl ever say to you .. I was in abroad before .. and you can’t make sense of what she was doing ..
be it schooling .. or what kind of job she’s was into ni66a run

.. FOLKS .. if you feel a girls past don’t matter .. I feel a swole or pity for you .. because the society and morals telling you .. “it’s the heart that count ..and HŒs makes good wife “ is the same society that will be absent when the female’s past must have killed you slowly and buried you !

Stay woke brothers .

- Emediong Sunday


Happy Sunday Alphas

Facts101:
Prostitution abroad

Lemme take the Middle East ( Dubai ) as example

Girls from across the globe come here to prostitute for money

If 100girls from Nigeria came to Dubai
-5 came for work
-3 came for hook up ( the big celebrity girls )
-2 came as tourist ( they came and in few weeks they gone )
-3 came for vacation and shows( dj cuppy kind of girls )

-The remaining 87 came for prostitution .

Mind you this statistics is just for Nigerian females .

And in Dubai here .. the highest amount a guy pays for sex 100aed ( 10k naira ) ..

that’s if the girls is a sharp girl and her sexual appeal is the one shining most at the moment when the customer needed a hooker

The average amount ( which is common and mostly the main amount is 50aed (5k naira )

Some even collect as less as 30aed (3k naira )

You know why ? … competition is mad . ( a Nigerian prostitute cannot compete in the business market here with Ethiopian / South African / Sudan/ .. these Africans are damn sexy .. and madly pretty

And to make things worst . The market have foreigners like Philippines/ Japan / Morocco / turkey / Indian /Ukrainian / Jordanese / americans & few Europeans

You need to be chilling wit the big boys to have money to afford those kinds of hookers.. cos they range from 1000 aed (100k naira) to 5000aed (500k naira) and above )

Now hear this

Out of this 87 Nigerian females .. ( they all came in through a love-vendor whom they call “my boss “ or “my madam “ ) … That’s the tradition and how it goes .

And they have to pay this love-vendor at least 50k aed (5million naira ) before they are set free to go .

These girls pay up .. regardless how tough and high the competition is .. they pay up every dime and penny )

The pussy business is making em rich . .. many are retiring .. and more are coming .

Now imagine a girl… let’s say Pamela paying up (50kaed) 5million with her vagina .

Let do quick maths . ( let’s assume she’s a sexy sharp girl who get to charge 10k)

If Pamela charges 10,000 naira for a shot .. how many times would she have her vagina penetrated before she pay up 5 million naira

The answer is .. she will be fuxked 500 times (to pay up 5 million )

And when she’s finally set free .. she would wanna make her own money now

So she repeat the same thing twice as more .. come on who am I kidding .. ( if she go through it and make 5mill for someone .. she would wanna make double for her self or more )

So Pamela now would repeat the same thing raised to power 2 .. to make her self 10million )

.. that means Pamela have been fvcked 1500 times

Higher body count
High Pucci mileage

And den for every man who fuxkes a lady .. the lady Carries her dna �

Imagine Pamela .. damaged

Then retired … travels back to Nigeria ��

Start a business wit huge capital ..

And a simp .. ..a beta male with no idea of a woman’s past would wife her up

.—a beta male who believes in (her past don’t matter ) would carry on the dna of other crazy men

—A beta male who believes in ( hoes makes good wife ) would settle for Pamela

—A simpleton who believes in (not all women are like that ) would carry on the baggage .

Lol and the truth is .. many women / girls roaming .. are carrying with them ( more or atleast half the body count Pamela is carrying even without prostituting )

GENTLE MEN .. if a girl ever say to you .. I was in abroad before .. and you can’t make sense of what she was doing ..
be it schooling .. or what kind of job she’s was into ni66a run

.. FOLKS .. if you feel a girls past don’t matter .. I feel a swole or pity for you .. because the society and morals telling you .. “it’s the heart that count ..and HŒs makes good wife “ is the same society that will be absent when the female’s past must have killed you slowly and buried you !

Stay woke brothers .

- Emediong Sunday


Happy Sunday Alphas

Jammey6551:
Cry cry midget

meobizy:
This man always has a face like he licked lemons.

Ilamina:

^^^^^most dumbest person on nairaland

Ilamina:

RoyalMeadow:
It sounds funny

Datboredberry:
Three "r"... Be mindful... Fake!

I'm datboredberry... Not datboredberrry

Not that I give a fu**, I don't even know the idiot who cloned my account... He's too stupid to realise that not everyone gives a damn about him...

But if Nairalanders are going to hate me, hate the real me not a poor imitation...

RoyalBlu:
YOUR SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS STINKS.

Nmezor:
Twins for life

Ivory6:
Wahala

meobizy:
Na she know. She should take care of her daughter.