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PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Hoodlums Who Beat Fadila Abdulrahman Over Facebook Post by Pumpumking: 7:42pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
Because election is here, audio arrest
Erection?? Kaiiiii of cose i hav erection in fat i eish u can sit on my lap right now again...anyways i for give u you win. How mych shold i pay u please name yor price? am from London..remember? How much? wink
RomanceRe: Can I Yqnsh Her? by Pumpumking: 5:54pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
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You see that cow for ur backyard, you can go and mate with it
so u dont want me to fok u ..abi?anyways u juss lost yor shance to make moiney..5k (5000naira)..eddiot girl angry
RomanceRe: Can I Yqnsh Her? by Pumpumking: 4:14pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
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Dude what are u even typing?,
Even with autocorrect on ur fone,I still can't understand u,take my advice
Go back to school, because ur typing is horri6le ,seems u claim u have that much,please buy yourself a good fone to assist ur typing .
And about the part of me been a guy,it's non of ur F ing biz,n don't hold u n damnn explanation
My gosh u r so rudes..and then u complian u cant find mans on nairaland (wot a shame twice)i hav moiney & ivshold tell police to arrrest u for rudenesless...u silly goat.anyways i forgive u& i will be glad to giv u moiney to buy knew shoe, nice cloth & foood only if u start showin respet like proper lady sir.can i mate wit u please? smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Letter Of Rejection From An Applicant by Pumpumking: 3:25pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
I like this
U again. Of cose u need moiney. I hav moiney.nomaly when people rude to me like u rude to me, i nomaly tell polise to arrrest them but i will not aresst u coz u need moiney. anyways was yor nomba and when can i called u please? smiley
RomanceRe: Can I Yqnsh Her? by Pumpumking: 1:30pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
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Dude what are u even typing?,
Even with autocorrect on ur fone,I still can't understand u,take my advice
Go back to school, because ur typing is horri6le ,seems u claim u have that much,please buy yourself a good fone to assist ur typing .
And about the part of me been a guy,it's non of ur F ing biz,n don't hold u n damnn explanation
Womens like u juss like to type grama but guess qot?am a londoner?, u in Nigeria but for some reason' u tink u hear English more than me. U not usualy onnmy level to u shold be happy u hav a shance i can help u so please growew up.this is y u r rudes & then u complain u cant find mans on nairaland...groweup gadamit u aint aslbdat!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Can I Yqnsh Her? by Pumpumking: 1:12pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
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What's the color of your sense,I want to check something 5tupid angry sad angry
U r not a lady so stop swaaarin & quit actin like a childrens.pliease growwup.u make it sounds like its iligal for mans to ask u sexxx.are u beyansi?u aint even lightskin. Goat. listen an only tryin to help u coz u not on my level i hav moiney so growwup.anyways gimmmme yor nomba so i can help u chop.digit? undecided
RomanceRe: Can I Yqnsh Her? by Pumpumking: 12:54pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
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Don't worry am coming [color=#990000]

Yeah,am back
Lemme not say what's on my mind right now because you're not worth waisting my data on.......
By the ways did i mention i juss travel back from jamica & i own like 10bsuit....juss in case u ask smiley
RomanceRe: Can I Yqnsh Her? by Pumpumking: 12:48pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
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Don't worry am coming [color=#990000]

Yeah,am back
Lemme not say what's on my mind right now because you're not worth waisting my data on.......
You ummmmmin.....kaiiiii...i swaaar u my kinda babe.please can u bevmy main baby mama if i pays u 10k cash(10,000naira)& by the did i mentions i drive bmw & range rover & i travel to London anyhow & i hav moiney....juss in case u ask!!(no oofenese)
..anyways gimmmme yor nomba & ehen can i called u please? cheesy
RomanceRe: Can I Yqnsh Her? by Pumpumking: 11:09am On Jan 24, 2022
Ivory6:
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Am not sure i got the last part
Well can i mate wit u mean please can we mate meaning can we sexx? cheesy
HealthRe: What NIGERIANS Should Know About This Mental Disorder Called TRICHOTILLOMANIA! by Pumpumking: 9:30am On Jan 24, 2022
meobizy:
Other examples;

1. Why don’t you just stop snoring? It’s easy.

2. Why don’t you stop having seizures? It’s easy.

3. It’s easy, read your books and you’ll understand the concept.

4. Eat beans, you’ll grow taller.

5. Why are you short when all your siblings are tall? Grow like them, na, it’s not hard.
.^^^^story
Do u relice u showin sign of wickedness for not helpin yor brother by given him some punnny & u goin to hell ?.....REPENT!!!! angry
HealthRe: What NIGERIANS Should Know About This Mental Disorder Called TRICHOTILLOMANIA! by Pumpumking: 9:13am On Jan 24, 2022
meobizy:
Other examples;

1. Why don’t you just stop snoring? It’s easy.

2. Why don’t you stop having seizures? It’s easy.

3. It’s easy, read your books and you’ll understand the concept.

4. Eat beans, you’ll grow taller.

5. Why are you short when all your siblings are tall? Grow like them, na, it’s not hard.
angry
RomanceRe: Why Does Your Breast Sag by Pumpumking: 2:45am On Jan 24, 2022
Ilamina:
When you lose weight

You see why it's not good to complicate your life
angry
TravelRe: Where Could These Be In Lagos at Nights? by Pumpumking: 2:21am On Jan 24, 2022
meobizy:
Abeg show the pictures without filters.
I neeed punnny nah has we discuss & agree..but can u juss help a brother out? are u a racist.? undecided
RomanceRe: Can I Yqnsh Her? by Pumpumking: 10:13pm On Jan 23, 2022
Ivory6:
After you will come here to disturb us with your nonsense preek pictures about one stupid infection....
Since unna no wan get sense
seeery dont mind that slowpole 0p running for punnny jorr...dont woooooory?, can i mate wit u instead? cheesy
RomanceRe: Can I Yqnsh Her? by Pumpumking: 10:12pm On Jan 23, 2022
vybzkartel:
I asked a Muslim lady to send me pic
And she sent me pics in a scarf and a loong robe

Then I said I wanted a picture of her without a scarf and also see her legs

Then she said impossible.

It's an abomination



Later she said If she visits me then I can take that picture

Can I yqnsh her if she comes?
wot kind glankosanphakeliwak questions is that: CAN I YANSH HER??...R u gay??...of couse u must yansh her!!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Can I Yqnsh Her? by Pumpumking: 10:10pm On Jan 23, 2022
vybzkartel:
I asked a Muslim lady to send me pic
And she sent me pics in a scarf and a loong robe

Then I said I wanted a picture of her without a scarf and also see her legs

Then she said impossible.

It's an abomination



Later she said If she visits me then I can take that picture

Can I yqnsh her if she comes?
angry
HealthRe: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by Pumpumking: 9:32pm On Jan 23, 2022
meobizy:
Go and toast Bobrisky, abeg. Leave me alone.
ok so u sayin u happpy to a lesesbians...corrrect?..Shame on you 10 times..goat!! angry
HealthRe: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by Pumpumking: 9:31pm On Jan 23, 2022
meobizy:
Go and toast Bobrisky, abeg. Leave me alone.
angry
HealthRe: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by Pumpumking: 8:49pm On Jan 23, 2022
meobizy:
Your comments don register for sleeping tablet zone. Yawn. I guess I’ll reply you whenever I need naps or deep sleep.
U juss makin yor sef loook tough by playin had to get when u clearly no i can smash....all the babe i smash all ways say NEVER, until i fok. u no u qant moiney & i will give u moiney & u clearly no i will becfokin so calm down i dont waste punnny so i sugest u reserve yor sef coz that punnny is mine.truss me.anyways gimmme yor nomba so we can discuss price smiley
HealthRe: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by Pumpumking: 8:36pm On Jan 23, 2022
meobizy:
Yawn. Zzz.
Bollock..i can feel u.i no u wana fok.all i simply need to do is increase yor pay & i definitely smash!(truss me)) smiley
HealthRe: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by Pumpumking: 8:12pm On Jan 23, 2022
meobizy:
Boring! Zzz.
but y dont u want me to smash u..r u a racist? undecided
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Bleep A Girl With Standing Breast by Pumpumking: 6:55pm On Jan 23, 2022
Mathscum:
Is like standing breast done become scarce commodity.
When 19 or 20 years old girl breast done flat.
For me he done day go six months, and a Bleep at least once every week
When last you Bleep a girl with standing breast?
2 days ago....she was from the village sir!! smiley
HealthRe: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by Pumpumking: 6:53pm On Jan 23, 2022
meobizy:
I can smell poverty in your comments. Leave me alone.
I am not pocaty gadddemit i drive range rover & i ha moiney...try me i xan aford u.ok how much u want?but yvu playin had to get becuz of ordnay pucccccy...u aint beyonci so groooowup.no womens ever reject me so we must smash.ok try me?
How much do u want? angry
HealthRe: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by Pumpumking: 4:12pm On Jan 23, 2022
meobizy:
Why do Nigerians like going to Chemists/Pharmacists instead of hospitals? Na ignorance? If you’re afraid to spend money then wait till the situation gets so bad that money’ll materialize to pay for hospital bills.
gimmme me yor nomba i hav moiney so when his the best time to call u again? smiley
RomanceRe: Ashawo Na The Best! by Pumpumking: 4:10pm On Jan 23, 2022
Jeon:
I'M ALSO A MAN NOT ONLY MAN A BISEXUAL MAN..
Huh? Man? Ffffffffffffffffff u sir....i aint no fagggggot!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Ashawo Na The Best! by Pumpumking: 4:08pm On Jan 23, 2022
Jeon:
ARE YOU A TOP OR BOTTOM MALE smiley do you like PEGGING cool
with u...yesss.U WANT? cheesy
RomanceRe: Ashawo Na The Best! by Pumpumking: 1:22pm On Jan 23, 2022
Jeon:
go to siofra angry
I rather smash u..please let me smash i beg u? smiley
RomanceRe: Ashawo Na The Best! by Pumpumking: 1:21pm On Jan 23, 2022
Jeon:
go to siofra angry
Siofra is a man we cut usin female photos on his profile to makev moiney...thats y M.O.D ban him..did u notice he been quite..i expose am angry
FamilyRe: Poverty In The Country Will Disappear From A One-child Policy. by Pumpumking: 1:20pm On Jan 23, 2022
meobizy:
Yawn. Boring.
Ok babes win.how much u want?u no like women & i dont joke wit punnny so wot can i giv u for reward? u want restorant or car?i need to smash so how much ? be nice? cheesy
RomanceRe: Ashawo Na The Best! by Pumpumking: 6:27am On Jan 23, 2022
Jeon:
by you THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY DICK
Swery can we smash n be friends? cheesy
RomanceRe: Ashawo Na The Best! by Pumpumking: 6:25am On Jan 23, 2022
Jerkbaba:
If you no wan mumu yourself or downgrade yourself for vagina people, ashawo Na for you. No pretense, no bullshit, just give and take (transactional). Enjoy yourself oo! undecided You only get one life! Fvuck all the better vagina you fit fvuck before you comot for this life! angry
My nigggggga..u so right sir.....hit n go..no story...they the best sir!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Ashawo Na The Best! by Pumpumking: 6:24am On Jan 23, 2022
MufasaLion:
Till you contract incurable diseases and infections. I don't pity some of you. Always patronizing cheap and dirty whöres.
Go n disssssvirrrrrrgin yor sef mennnnnn...mugu!!! undecided

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