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RomanceRe: I Cant sleeep please help! by Pumpumking(op): 4:38am On Jan 23, 2022
Iok ladies i cant sleeep...the blue film was 3 hour looong..anyways any woman awake to tell me a bedtime storys? cheesy
FamilyRe: See The Pictures Of A Simple Wedding That Got Everyone Talking by Pumpumking: 4:36am On Jan 23, 2022
ireneidiva:
Your opinion clearly. Every other person in the world can see her cleavage.
Can i told u a questions..so wot u wereing right now? wink
BusinessRe: Is E-naira Dead? by Pumpumking: 10:25pm On Jan 22, 2022
starbuck:
It died even before it was created
Plis if i pay u 3k cash(3000 naira)...can i chop kiss & extra hug sir? cheesy
RomanceRe: What Is The One Thing That Always Gets People Attracted To You? by Pumpumking: 10:24pm On Jan 22, 2022
jaelz:
Yup we all have that one thing that always gets people attracted to you all the times, what's that one thing guys let's please share it here.

Mine are my dentition, they are perfect...
am hand some sir!!! smiley
RomanceRe: Someone Said I Should Give You This Message by Pumpumking: 9:59pm On Jan 22, 2022
Mercisharelove:
Please do
Tank u sister plis plis plis can i has 3some wit u & Meobizy?.. she all ready said yes if i can pay 10k(10,000 naira..cash)...plis r u intaressted? smiley
FamilyRe: Poverty In The Country Will Disappear From A One-child Policy. by Pumpumking: 9:10pm On Jan 22, 2022
meobizy:
Stale.
I dont understand. are u sayin u want yor salad toasted? wink
FamilyRe: My Marriage Is On The Verge Of Crashing. by Pumpumking: 6:34pm On Jan 22, 2022
Iyaebe:
I agree with the foolish family statement, imagine nobody in her family is scolding her for denying her husband his conjugal rights and keeping him in the dark for her silly behaviour. This weak man went further to start kneeling up and down in her in-laws family, such an overcooked vegetable man.When I get married and my husband dare acts weak or show any sign of weakness before my family, I will do the unthinkable and teach him a lesson on how to carry himself well and command respect before people, that's how my own dad is.No be me like this husband go take go do yeye with his knees before my family,outsiders or anybody as the case may be. He did not only disrespected himself but his wife as well but in this case his wife is a foolish woman.Very silly and weak op,I can never get wet for this kind of man lol.
Plis can i quikly yansh u only twise be for u deactivated yor nairaland acccount plis i beg u? I will pay u 5000 naria, 5k cash...U WANT? cheesy
FamilyRe: Get Your Mini Rechargeable Blender by Pumpumking: 4:43pm On Jan 22, 2022
RoyalBlu:
Price now #3500.

Order for yours now smiley
Wow . Great. pliss can i toast yor salad ? cheesy
FamilyRe: Poverty In The Country Will Disappear From A One-child Policy. by Pumpumking: 4:13pm On Jan 22, 2022
meobizy:
Change my mind.
Great so when is the last time someone toast yor salad & is it nice? cheesy
RomanceRe: Policeman Attacks Rivers Lady With Burning Stove For Rejecting His Proposal by Pumpumking: 4:51pm On Jan 21, 2022
Islie:
https://punchng.com/policeman-arrested-for-attacking-rivers-lady-with-burning-stove/

But why r IBO women all ways loookin for trouble & rejecting person for no reason?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: I Have Slept With 88.8% Of The Girls I Met Online. Girls Are Just Useless”- Guy by Pumpumking: 4:35pm On Jan 21, 2022
meobizy:
Find cheap Nairaland girls and leave me alone. Unemployed thing.
Baby i am not a rasist & i fok anytin ..am a nice guy & i respet all kind puccccccccy. I dont belif any women is cheap becuz all human been r all the same & thats y i want to enjoy u becoz i like to pay women some moiney.i love all type of woman & i dont care if dhe Nigerian or from another planet...woman is woman.so please please please..can we smash & be friend? I really need that punnnny i beg u.can i take u to restorant of yor choice for 30 second punnnny? Please act like lady & be nice.u want me i want u
Can we mate? smiley
RomanceRe: This Really Sucks! by Pumpumking: 2:01pm On Jan 21, 2022
finishmatter:
Never do this guys.

NEVER!
my nigggggga...if u dont like women..go n marrry that boy MufasaLion...he the asssistance president of LGBT kaduna branch
RomanceRe: This Really Sucks! by Pumpumking: 1:56pm On Jan 21, 2022
finishmatter:
Never do this guys.

NEVER!
^^^^^^^GAY MEN R TRYIN TO TAKE OVER NAIRALAND....PREVENTIN US FROM CHASSSSIN WOMEN!! angry
RomanceRe: Stop Playing With Sin!! by Pumpumking: 1:38pm On Jan 21, 2022
ebenice:
If you are reading this , please stop playing around with sin...or anything that seem like it

Thank you
Chasssin women is a sin? angry
RomanceRe: Stop Playing With Sin!! by Pumpumking: 1:38pm On Jan 21, 2022
ebenice:
If you are reading this , please stop playing around with sin...or anything that seem like it

Thank you
angry
RomanceRe: I Have Slept With 88.8% Of The Girls I Met Online. Girls Are Just Useless”- Guy by Pumpumking: 1:30pm On Jan 21, 2022
meobizy:
…only? This one is a child. He should raise the number to 100%. Until then he is only wasting air.
Please i beg please can i smash & be friend...can we smash? I will pay u 7k.. u want? cheesy
RomanceRe: What's With This New Obsession With Relationships? by Pumpumking: 12:56pm On Jan 21, 2022
Premiumwriter:
common mahn. At least pretend to be intelligent.

Did you see anything about me hating on girls in the post?
If u dont like womens....go & date mans so u can get pregggnant sir....females aint for everyone!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: What's With This New Obsession With Relationships? by Pumpumking: 10:32am On Jan 21, 2022
Premiumwriter:
Everywhere I turn around on my status or social media, all everyone seems to be talking about is relationship and dating.

Like almost every video and status is either about couples doing one cute thing together or someone giving advice or someone about how they wish they are in a relationship.

The thing is really starting to get on my nerves!
U dont like puccccccccy?...so .r u gay sir & how long?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: What's With This New Obsession With Relationships? by Pumpumking: 10:31am On Jan 21, 2022
Premiumwriter:
Everywhere I turn around on my status or social media, all everyone seems to be talking about is relationship and dating.

Like almost every video and status is either about couples doing one cute thing together or someone giving advice or someone about how they wish they are in a relationship.

The thing is really starting to get on my nerves!
angry
RomanceRe: 4 Best Mindset You Should Have When Trying To Woo A Lady by Pumpumking: 10:31am On Jan 21, 2022
meobizy:
Kikikikikiki. One day you’ll realize trolling has zero gain. Until then na to enjoy your attention.
^^^^this one is timewaster....looooong thing!! undecided
RomanceRe: 4 Best Mindset You Should Have When Trying To Woo A Lady by Pumpumking: 10:30am On Jan 21, 2022
meobizy:
Kikikikikiki. One day you’ll realize trolling has zero gain. Until then na to enjoy your attention.
angry
LiteratureRe: Black Maria 4 (Nemesis) by Pumpumking: 6:27am On Jan 21, 2022
Nmezor:
My Blackie will be free soon...thanks for the update Oga Larry
.Nmezor did i mentions am from London & inhav moiney...jusss in case ubask twice? smiley
FamilyRe: Methamphetamine Addiction What Our Youths Should Know by Pumpumking: 9:41pm On Jan 20, 2022
Jeon:
where is siofra?
Banned for sexual harrrrasment...she keeep askin me for sexxx until when M.O.D catch her & warn her but she kept harrrasin me sexxx & M.O.D had to ban her....she can read messages but cant respond. I no she miss nairaland especially me.she said she wants to use me for sexxx but am flaatered. U no wot...am goin to organice 3some between me u & soofra!!((TANK ME LATER)) smiley
RomanceRe: Why Short Girls Dey Always Get Heavy Boobs? by Pumpumking: 7:41pm On Jan 20, 2022
Candidlady:
The umpire is here smiley


Fernandez taking whazar to school
So is yor boooobsi biggger than yor yansh?..plis describe & pliss hurry? cheesy
RomanceRe: 4 Best Mindset You Should Have When Trying To Woo A Lady by Pumpumking: 6:45pm On Jan 20, 2022
meobizy:
Lol. You’ve even run out of material to troll with. I thought you guys were on the same level as Caucasian trolls. Nairaland has disappointed me once again.
Baby i juss wanna fok,seriioosly.pleaase i beg u xan we discuss & arrange somtin.am ready to pay u upto 7k (7000 naira..cash).am a big boy & i all ways pays goood moiney . u WANT? smiley
RomanceRe: Lady In Church Whines Her Waist For A Man While Dancing (Photo, Video) by Pumpumking: 2:22pm On Jan 20, 2022
ebukajay184:
https://igberetvnews.com/1412674/lady-church-whines-waist-man-dancing-photo-video/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Kaiii see yansh...she loooklike sexxxy nurse dresss in white.wish Wumi2017 can twerk on me face right now...kaiiii..i be sooooooooo happpppy!! cheesy
FamilyRe: Methamphetamine Addiction What Our Youths Should Know by Pumpumking: 2:20pm On Jan 20, 2022
Jeon:
Mr pumpumking
I owe u moiney? Kan i help u sir? angry
RomanceRe: Try This Experiment For 14 Days (for Men) by Pumpumking: 12:56pm On Jan 20, 2022
Ugandatales:
For the next 14 days, starting today, don't fap/self service, don't try to get any girl's attention on and offline...don't look at seductively dressed girls/women on the street. In fact, don't look at any girl/woman at all. I can't stress this enough... DON'T LOOK AT ANY GIRL/WOMAN.

Don't watch porn too. I'm not a moralist, or even religious. A great untapped power lies within you as a man that you might not be aware of.

What would be the benefits of doing this experiment? You will get most of the things you want so easily.

*Girls will throw themselves at you in ways you would never imagine.


*You brain will be sharper for daily activities.

*Most of the things you've always wanted and worked towards but haven't been able to get will come to you easily.

*Things will just work out for you generally in ways they have never worked out before.

I know a lot of people will laugh at this, but to those that will try out the experiment, you are about to witness some magic in your life. Trust me.

Update (25/10/2021)
Speaking on the the experiment improving your finances, I don't mean to say you will be sitting at home and money will be coming your way like magic...this experiment will only help enhance the results you have been getting from your work or business. Hope you understand. YOU HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING.
angry
RomanceRe: What Can 3-5k Do For Your Right Now (giveaway) by Pumpumking: 12:37pm On Jan 20, 2022
Takeit2017:
well greetings my people

If you're given 3-5k what can it do for you at the moment?
Reply with account details too

Crediting randomly

Please be real and genuine (I might ask for proof)

ALL I NEED IS YOUR PRAYERS �
thanks

Kicking off 11:30pm today

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CREDITED ALOT OF PEOPLE ALREADY WANNA GET SOME SLEEP
Bj...i can get good bj wit that sir...wey my Siofra @?! cheesy
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Pumpumking: 12:30pm On Jan 20, 2022
BKsoul:
Your cup of t
ea.
U still intaresssted in sleeepin wit me has discuss? Am quite chip * trusss me, i glad to giv u for free. U WANT? smiley
RomanceRe: I Hate Men Who Would Do These Things To A Fellow Man Because Of Pvvssy!! (photo) by Pumpumking: 12:25pm On Jan 20, 2022
odinson1:
Guy rest.

The toto wey you dey find,dem nor go give you


Bro its about women...ee sopose to lovecwomen & not hate yhem like this dumb stewwwpid op..i lie?..my nigggggga only 3 people talk bad about womens:

1. Gay fagggggot
2.weak men. (0p..i lie) angry
3. Those who never had woman in there life & was born inside cage. (0p) angry

The good news is Op fit into nomba 2 & 3 but we suspet 2. The boy weak as fok. He the type of mans i enjoy sendin to go by me cigarette....& then when he returns..i giv him a nice slap for fun & ask him to kneel down & hands up!!!((TRUE STORY))) angry

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