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RomanceRe: Female Soldier Stuns In Leggings And Skin Tight Jeans & Crop Top (photos) by Pumpumking: 1:22am On Jan 10, 2022
Dumk:
This Nigerian female Army officer known as Porch Army girl on Instagram, is certainly having guys drooling over her, all thanks to her savory photos.

The beauty showed off her curves recently in a striped crop top and skin tight jeans and though she disabled comments on her page, one can easily tell that she’d have an umpteen number of DMs everyday!

See more of her pictures in the link below
https://www.metaform.com.ng/2022/01/female-soldier-stuns-in-leggings-and.html
angry
TravelRe: Kori Bustard Collides With Airlink Aircraft In South Africa (Photos) by Pumpumking: 12:59am On Jan 10, 2022
siofra:
Even though we've fallen out in the past. I love how you're exposing that jobless fool called ifuckbrokeguys.

He's a nuisance to this forum. Him and that egotistical slowpoke called biggie2000

The most useless trouble causing monikers on this forum.

Everyone is just tired of them and their jobless, trolling attitude.
anyways i forgive u..please when can we fok please?....,i swaaar am a nice dude smiley
TravelRe: Kori Bustard Collides With Airlink Aircraft In South Africa (Photos) by Pumpumking: 12:58am On Jan 10, 2022
siofra:
Even though we've fallen out in the past. I love how you're exposing that jobless fool called ifuckbrokeguys.

He's a nuisance to this forum. Him and that egotistical slowpoke called biggie2000

The most useless trouble causing monikers on this forum.

Everyone is just tired of them and their jobless, trolling attitude.
wow..so u sayin u fok TMKsouth in the past but yet u claim u havent sleep wit anyone on nairaland excet me....shame on u!! angry

RomanceRe: Is It Bad Having An Affair With Your Sis-inlaw by Pumpumking: 11:39pm On Jan 09, 2022
Gabby1997:
I will make this as brief as possible.I came home briefly for the holidays found out my sis in law was around also.We got along in the process i started catching feelings,also she has the banging body that makes me physically attracted to her.
On three occasions i have sat her down told her how i feel,i explained i want something serious with her on the long term,then physical intimacy on the short term before i travel and it will be on her own terms no kissing no penetration.It most likely seems the guys she has been with don't know how to handle women so i want to explore her body show her sensitive parts she didn't know exists but her response is still a firm NO but she handled the situation properly.
I would have tried making physical contacts like grabbing her from her waist or putting my hands under her skirt but she is different,she is not the average Nigerian street girl.
How do i convince her my intentions are real and genuine and let her agree to phsyical intimacy.
Note:one of her reasons is that its a taboo i.e we are related but am telling her that we share no form of DNA
bro how can u fok yor sister sir?...are u ok in the head?...was wrong wit u IBO people mennn?... how can u yansh yor own sister?....bro u neeed seroois help!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Is It Bad Having An Affair With Your Sis-inlaw by Pumpumking: 11:37pm On Jan 09, 2022
Gabby1997:
I will make this as brief as possible.I came home briefly for the holidays found out my sis in law was around also.We got along in the process i started catching feelings,also she has the banging body that makes me physically attracted to her.
On three occasions i have sat her down told her how i feel,i explained i want something serious with her on the long term,then physical intimacy on the short term before i travel and it will be on her own terms no kissing no penetration.It most likely seems the guys she has been with don't know how to handle women so i want to explore her body show her sensitive parts she didn't know exists but her response is still a firm NO but she handled the situation properly.
I would have tried making physical contacts like grabbing her from her waist or putting my hands under her skirt but she is different,she is not the average Nigerian street girl.
How do i convince her my intentions are real and genuine and let her agree to phsyical intimacy.
Note:one of her reasons is that its a taboo i.e we are related but am telling her that we share no form of DNA
angry
RomanceRe: Breakin News: Siofra Bannned Again!! by Pumpumking(op): 11:31pm On Jan 09, 2022
Great news every body
Siofra has apologice & promise to stop chassin me & harrrasin & cussin inosent people on nairaland....she has now agree to find a man on nairaland & i hav as Mod to unban her


She is now free to post thread (THANK ME LATER) smiley
RomanceRe: I found Jesus by Pumpumking: 10:07pm On Jan 09, 2022
GOSPELTRUTH31:
If you want cheap olosho for a night in rivers state you can contact .Bassey Tina on
0814 234 1892
How much sir? cheesy
RomanceRe: Just Found Out I Am A Month Pregnant by Pumpumking: 8:47pm On Jan 09, 2022
eeewise:
Got a call from a friend who is 23 without much family support (orphans) that she ran some tests and is a month pregnant.
She needs advice on what to do?
She has little or no family support system to cater for a child

So thinking of termination of pregnancy but naive on how to go about it

Any suggestions on what to do exactlyhuh
We no the friend is u...abort the gadddem thing,..no man want kid!! (No oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: Just Found Out I Am A Month Pregnant by Pumpumking: 8:46pm On Jan 09, 2022
eeewise:
Got a call from a friend who is 23 without much family support (orphans) that she ran some tests and is a month pregnant.
She needs advice on what to do?
She has little or no family support system to cater for a child

So thinking of termination of pregnancy but naive on how to go about it

Any suggestions on what to do exactlyhuh
angry
RomanceRe: Pls, Tell Biggie2000 To Stop Wanking Under My Mentions. by Pumpumking: 8:42pm On Jan 09, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I don't get the bolded tho..
You where sunshade at night?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: What Ended Your Last Relationship??? by Pumpumking: 8:40pm On Jan 09, 2022
dorin27:
Omo!! grin grin cheesy
angry
RomanceRe: Pls, Tell Biggie2000 To Stop Wanking Under My Mentions. by Pumpumking: 8:39pm On Jan 09, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I don't get the bolded tho..
Did NEPA take yor light? angry
RomanceRe: If A Girl Has Had Anal Sxx, Is She Still A Virgin? by Pumpumking: 8:33pm On Jan 09, 2022
Animegirl:
What's your opinion?
U sound like my of woman, can we mate later?(CAN ME LATER l wink
RomanceRe: If A Girl Has Had Anal Sxx, Is She Still A Virgin? by Pumpumking: 8:30pm On Jan 09, 2022
Animegirl:
What's your opinion?
So are u sayin if i yansh yor yansh are u still a viirggin,?...well the answer is YES as long has i re-yansh yor yansh twice & no hug or extra kiss in includin ((no oofenese) smiley
RomanceRe: If A Girl Has Had Anal Sxx, Is She Still A Virgin? by Pumpumking: 8:27pm On Jan 09, 2022
Animegirl:
What's your opinion?
angry
RomanceRe: Pls, Tell Biggie2000 To Stop Wanking Under My Mentions. by Pumpumking: 8:09pm On Jan 09, 2022
Animegirl:
I don't know what I did to this man. He comes under my mention, and say I'm a boy. Pls how do I block, him? I gave him the privilege to enter my pm but he refuse. Oya, tell me how you knew I'm a guy, this broke ass Redpiller, never repiled me.

Biggie2000, leave me alone pls. Stop the misgender. Is not funny anymore.
We are going to belif u are male onless u send me a naaaaked picture of yor sef to proooof u are female......i aint gots all day so please hurrrrtay!! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Sent Out Of Benin For Asking Oba Of Benin To Marry Him (Video) by Pumpumking: 7:06pm On Jan 09, 2022
NwekeUG:
Nigerian crossdresser, Okuneye Idris, popularly known as Bobrisky has reportedly left Benin following an outrage he ignited by asking the Oba of Benin, Omo N’Oba N’Edo Uku Akpolokpolo, Ewuare II, to “come and marry” him, IGBERETV has learnt.

Bobrisky made the comment in a video he shared to express his excitement at being in Benin for an event by celebrity interior designer, Ehi Ogbebor.

In the video, Bobrisky said;



He wrote on the video;



However, after getting slammed by Benin indigenes for calling out their traditional head, Bobrisky has tendered a public apology.

He shared the apology on his Instagram story, where he noted that he was just joking when he made the comment.

In his apology, Bobrisky said,



After Bobrisky's apology, a video was shared online in which a man was heard saying that Bobrisky has been sent out of Benin. He said that Bobrisky took a 12pm flight back to Lagos on Saturday January 8, 2022.

He also reiterated that they have no connection with the crossdresser.

Watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_0M56XrCt0

https://igberetvnews.com/1411839/bobrisky-sent-benin-asking-oba-benin-marry-video/
kaiii..that lightskin borisky babe will be sweeet to yansh...she shold my babymama
Walai ta-lie
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Sent Out Of Benin For Asking Oba Of Benin To Marry Him (Video) by Pumpumking: 7:04pm On Jan 09, 2022
siofra:
Of course Gaybriel cheesy
My baddd..i tink i jusss mistakenly come on yor face again twice.......can u please shange that foto please? angry
RomanceRe: MEN!! This Is Why You Should NEVER Trust Women Who Wear Make-ups!! (photos) by Pumpumking: 6:59pm On Jan 09, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
FEMALE MAKE UPS HAS GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST SCAM OF THE 21ST CENTURY!!

If you are patient enough, i'd advice you tolerate the ones that don't wear make up everytime of the day, but as for me? NEVER!

Understand that make-ups are masks, and so therefore these two different things serve the same exact purpose, to hide true information.
Only 20% of women really wear make ups for genuine purpose, most of them wear it to deceive, extort and tap out of where they shouldn't tap out from.

There's no difference between a woman wearing make-up and a man putting on a mask to rob a nearby home, they both have the same plan in mind, accept this truth or leave it behind and continue living in your blissful ignorance.

On a personal note, make ups disgusts me, like i literally feel the lump in my throat to throw up when i encounter some biittch with no education on color mixings, looking like a clown with the "Aim Of Being Attractive"huh
I could slap you out of my sight!

Still Typing...
goooooooo away mennnn....u nagggggin preggggnant duck!!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: MEN!! This Is Why You Should NEVER Trust Women Who Wear Make-ups!! (photos) by Pumpumking: 6:58pm On Jan 09, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
FEMALE MAKE UPS HAS GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST SCAM OF THE 21ST CENTURY!!

If you are patient enough, i'd advice you tolerate the ones that don't wear make up everytime of the day, but as for me? NEVER!

Understand that make-ups are masks, and so therefore these two different things serve the same exact purpose, to hide true information.
Only 20% of women really wear make ups for genuine purpose, most of them wear it to deceive, extort and tap out of where they shouldn't tap out from.

There's no difference between a woman wearing make-up and a man putting on a mask to rob a nearby home, they both have the same plan in mind, accept this truth or leave it behind and continue living in your blissful ignorance.

On a personal note, make ups disgusts me, like i literally feel the lump in my throat to throw up when i encounter some biittch with no education on color mixings, looking like a clown with the "Aim Of Being Attractive"huh
I could slap you out of my sight!

Still Typing...
angry
RomanceRe: Pls, Tell Biggie2000 To Stop Wanking Under My Mentions. by Pumpumking: 6:42pm On Jan 09, 2022
Animegirl:
I don't know what I did to this man. He comes under my mention, and say I'm a boy. Pls how do I block, him? I gave him the privilege to enter my pm but he refuse. Oya, tell me how you knew I'm a guy, this broke ass Redpiller, never repiled me.

Biggie2000, leave me alone pls. Stop the misgender. Is not funny anymore.
...ok..if u not a boy, kindly prooof it by showin me yor naaaaked picture...& pls hurrrry!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Pls, Tell Biggie2000 To Stop Wanking Under My Mentions. by Pumpumking: 6:41pm On Jan 09, 2022
Animegirl:
I don't know what I did to this man. He comes under my mention, and say I'm a boy. Pls how do I block, him? I gave him the privilege to enter my pm but he refuse. Oya, tell me how you knew I'm a guy, this broke ass Redpiller, never repiled me.

Biggie2000, leave me alone pls. Stop the misgender. Is not funny anymore.
angry
Christianity EtcRe: Mummy G.O Fabrics Now On Sale by Pumpumking: 11:16pm On Jan 08, 2022
Pauldollars:
Nigerians are sure used to cashing out from available opportunities.
Just saw this on a friend's WhatsApp
DRY- PHOTO SHOP!! angry
Christianity EtcRe: Mummy G.O Fabrics Now On Sale by Pumpumking: 11:16pm On Jan 08, 2022
Notryme80:
If you fail to buy this clothes just know that you are going to hell fire straight.... cheesy

I'm not joking with you.
DRY PHOTO-SHOP!!! angry
CrimeRe: Soldiers And Boys At War In Auchi.. by Pumpumking: 11:15pm On Jan 08, 2022
BigYash:
Where you buy this weed wen u smoke today? This one no good for ya bori o..
i dint ask u for yor bioyography & i aint ask u for life story...its a simpley yess or know questions. do u do annnnalsexxx..yes or know? haba!! undecided
CrimeRe: Soldiers And Boys At War In Auchi.. by Pumpumking: 9:54pm On Jan 08, 2022
BigYash:
Soldier shot.. Two boys shot( protesters )
People running up and down..
Big yansh..heelo.can we link?.u do annnnnalaex? grin
CelebritiesRe: Hold A Pepper Spray - Beverly Osu To Ladies Who Drive Alone At Night In Lagos by Pumpumking: 5:34pm On Jan 08, 2022
siofra:
Sorry. It closed 25 minutes ago.
no no no...nah!!
That puccccy aint closssin nada...i am entarrrrin & i am pourrrin inside..my dear. U WANT??(((THANK ME LATER))) cheesy
RomanceRe: What You Should Know About 2022 by Pumpumking: 10:12am On Jan 08, 2022
Mercisharelove:
Full fledged FLESH be seeing your flesh thinking you are him no you are not, you are dead. CHRIST is your LIFE.

YOU NEED TO SEE WHO YOU HAVE BECOME NOW

huh? I dont meanto sound rudes but u neeed sexxxx
The goood news is i can help..for free. i ask for punny & iu keeep talkin about spirit,ghost, holy jesus, 12 apostul, heaven, mohameed,samsom, jerumaya....wot in the bloooomin name of mr cork u talkin about?are u related to siofra?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Stop Having Casual Sex. See Why (photo) by Pumpumking: 10:07am On Jan 08, 2022
siofra:
You think I was banned like you? grin

I'm still here tongue and I'm not giving you any 'punny' tongue
angry
RomanceRe: What You Should Know About 2022 by Pumpumking: 4:46am On Jan 08, 2022
Mercisharelove:
Flesh, wake up and know who's in your body, your body isn't you, you have been crucified with CHRIST


YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHOM YOU ARE, WOW
wot in the bloooomin name of mr cork r u talking about gaddemit...i ask simple questions: wot u wearing right now & r u wereing thong..but instead, u tell story about david n golayat. Are u ok?
Wot u wereing? undecided
RomanceRe: This Happens When You Meet Anyone by Pumpumking: 4:43am On Jan 08, 2022
Mercisharelove:
Every person you meet in this life is a link and a window to your other side.

Don‘t overlook them, mistreat them or downplay their vitality in your life.

Pray for them. Don‘t lose them no matter the crises that may arise because of the next level destiny.

At the right time, GOD ALMIGHTY will make beautiful HIS works and purpose for you and that person. Amen

Never give up on the good and the bad ones, all is for the future life. Praise GOD ALMIGHTY for ever more.
ermm sweeery i dont meanto sound rudes but romanse section stricly for chassssin womens...so please please kindly export yor thread to riligion section sir!!(no oofenese) angry

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