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RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 7:21pm On Jan 10, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
Im very very bored and there is this smallie girl that has been giving me green light.
The problem be say she ugly.
I never had sex with ugly girl before so i want to know if there is any difference when it comes to sex with fine girls vs ugly girls.
bro cant u use pillllow case to cover her face?.......therrrris a reason why scientist create pilllow case sir!!!(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: . by Pumpumking: 7:20pm On Jan 10, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
Im very very bored and there is this smallie girl that has been giving me green light.
The problem be say she ugly.
I never had sex with ugly girl before so i want to know if there is any difference when it comes to sex with fine girls vs ugly girls.
angry
RomanceRe: Ask Me Anything About African Americans In The U.S by Pumpumking: 7:16pm On Jan 10, 2022
Khiaaa:
Hello there as you all know me on this forum.
I'm Khiaa, an African American, reside in Carlifona, United States of America.
I'm in my 30's smiley and I work in the health sector with one of the leading health agencies in the U.S cool
I'm open to answering questions from nairalanders who are eager to know more about black Americans.
If you're looking towards dating one and you need to know more about us just ask questions and I'll answer you
OK are they much more preeeetier than dat Nairaland troublemaker called Siofra & please do they kindly have bigger yansh pls?? angry
RomanceRe: Ask Me Anything About African Americans In The U.S by Pumpumking: 7:12pm On Jan 10, 2022
Khiaaa:
Hello there as you all know me on this forum.
I'm Khiaa, an African American, reside in Carlifona, United States of America.
I'm in my 30's smiley and I work in the health sector with one of the leading health agencies in the U.S cool
I'm open to answering questions from nairalanders who are eager to know more about black Americans.
If you're looking towards dating one and you need to know more about us just ask questions and I'll answer you
angry
RomanceLadies, Its Here: 2022 Fashion Show!!! by Pumpumking(op): 6:36pm On Jan 10, 2022
L:adies. we organiceing Miss G string bum-bum bumper compitition next month at the same venue....and pls bring yor ID & Show yor Covid Pass smiley
You shall be weariin the latest thong , Tight leggggins, Crocodie skin mini see thru sket, & designer G - string , Red thong & hand made G-string from India..
the beautiful winnner drives away wit a nice 504 saloon car and wit a cooool N8,000 cash...Included is also dinnnner for 2 with me at Nando Restorant of my choice.
Special guest: Me, Rhiyana, Tiwa Savaage, Rick Ross, P Square, Davido's cousin, Borna Boy's P.A. Suzzie.
...Women of different shape & size invited......ARE YOU INTRESSSTED?? cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Sexual Purity. by Pumpumking: 6:20pm On Jan 10, 2022
TheElated177:
I think it should be an abomination for a man to marry a woman whose virginity can't be ascertained.

The promiscuity is too much. Sexual purity for unmarried people is now like an abomination in the sight of many out there.

The issue of the female folks keeping their virginity can be likened to two equations, A and B, where the solution to equation B depends wholly on the result of equation A.

The male folks will have no other choice than to abstain from sexual immorality the moment the female folks start preserving their virginity till marriage and for their husbands.

It is that simple.

so u sayin we should not marrry a woman becuz yor viginity is a woman wit 2 equator?......corrrect?.....bro...wot in the blooooomin name of MrCork are u talllkin about sir & are u ok in the head please??(no oofeinse) angry angry
RomanceRe: Sexual Purity. by Pumpumking: 6:17pm On Jan 10, 2022
TheElated177:
I think it should be an abomination for a man to marry a woman whose virginity can't be ascertained.

The promiscuity is too much. Sexual purity for unmarried people is now like an abomination in the sight of many out there.

The issue of the female folks keeping their virginity can be likened to two equations, A and B, where the solution to equation B depends wholly on the result of equation A.

The male folks will have no other choice than to abstain from sexual immorality the moment the female folks start preserving their virginity till marriage and for their husbands.

It is that simple.
angry angry
RomanceRe: Advice Needed! by Pumpumking: 4:16pm On Jan 10, 2022
siofra:
Gettat!!

See this one! Jealous indeed! angry

Leave innocent nairaland women alone (me included)
Lokily for u..wit u, i jusss want punnnnny....u should be happy/ happppier smiley
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Private Schools Like This by Pumpumking: 4:15pm On Jan 10, 2022
Goodlyhrt:
buzz off wimp
U upset coz we expose u? Yor mate r makin millions but insted..u commto nairaland to create tread on private part...brother u need helps!!(no oofenese) undecided
RomanceRe: Advice Needed! by Pumpumking: 2:04pm On Jan 10, 2022
siofra:
Pumpumking stop harassing nairaland women angry
Ok i no u r jelos coz u want me for yor sef only...dont be jelos
...dont woooooory i will stop chasssin women...i jusss focus on u. Happy?? smiley
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Private Schools Like This by Pumpumking: 1:53pm On Jan 10, 2022
Goodlyhrt:
Late last year I submitted my application at one big private school in my area as a computer teacher. I was invited for interview and all which they said they'd call me back.

Yesterday they now invited me to resume at the post. I met the principal and we talked about terms. then we got to salary. Can you imagine that I was to take 6 classes for just 25k. I begged for at least 35k so that I can be motivated enough for the work. But lai lai baba no gree.

Baba was harping about me not being qualified enough to earn higher than that. Wait! se na certificate go come dey teach the students abi? I weak.

I know that I am in need of a job but I can't come and kill myself huh What for now??Writing lesson note and all for six senior secondary classes shocked

I japa.. No be me and una!
Is privAte part all u talk a bout sir?...shame on u old man!(no oofenese) angry
EducationRe: No Video Showing Sylvester Oromoni Mentioning Being Bullied - Dowen College by Pumpumking: 1:50pm On Jan 10, 2022
KiNg0G:
only if the dead can talk
Use brain please even if not walkin!! (no oofenese) undecided
EducationRe: No Video Showing Sylvester Oromoni Mentioning Being Bullied - Dowen College by Pumpumking: 1:48pm On Jan 10, 2022
KiNg0G:
only if the dead can talk
Use brain please(no oofenese) undecided
RomanceRe: Advice Needed! by Pumpumking: 1:45pm On Jan 10, 2022
Bola146:
Wahala dey sleep, you won wake am up huh Koburu
but why u all ways talking about sleepin wit person?....if dats wot u want then...can we sleep? cheesy
RomanceRe: How Men Should Handle Women Who Are Over 40 Years by Pumpumking: 1:10pm On Jan 10, 2022
ehnukiny:
When some Women turn 40 or 50 years, something major shifts in their personality.

They become bolder, more rebellious, more religious, more focused, more opinionated and more emphatic about what they want.

Don’t be surprised when a previously obedient and submissive Woman on turning 40/50 changes completely.
Most especially when she had given birth to Children.

At this age, she may not go with the flow anymore, she may begin to ask some questions :
- Is sex food?
- Query some of your instructions
- Even the way you behave.

She will also become more outspoken and will not be afraid to speak her mind.

If care is not taken, you may have to do for yourself :
- Dry cleaning
- Preparing food to eat
Because it might take her more time before she responds to your request.

There is something definitely special about turning 40/50 for Women.

If she has never challenged or questioned your instructions, get ready to be shocked by her boldness and confrontational attitude.

The only way to avoid total breakdown of Peace and Harmony in the home is for Men to become fair, objective and reasonable in their approaches to issues at home and/or at work.

Men should bear in mind that at this age, Women also harbour lots of regrets about the decisions they have made in life so far ...
Their Husbands may be one of them!

A woman at this age is a better Judge of character and will evaluate a Man using very different & weird parameters.

Men must start on time to prepare for this phase in the lives of their Wives/Partners/Bosses/Subordinates.

What you put in is what you get!

If you have treated her fairly, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
She will begin to appreciate you better if for any reason she didn’t do so in the past.

On the contrary if you haven’t been nice to her, fasten your seatbelt, the ride is about to get pretty bumpy.

A Woman doesn’t forget those who hurt her, and by her actions and utterances you will know that she is out to show you that she is no longer that little girl you married.
^^story
brother, u simply Yansh & re-yansh them.....they are not robot sir..they human!!!(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: How Men Should Handle Women Who Are Over 40 Years by Pumpumking: 1:09pm On Jan 10, 2022
ehnukiny:
When some Women turn 40 or 50 years, something major shifts in their personality.

They become bolder, more rebellious, more religious, more focused, more opinionated and more emphatic about what they want.

Don’t be surprised when a previously obedient and submissive Woman on turning 40/50 changes completely.
Most especially when she had given birth to Children.

At this age, she may not go with the flow anymore, she may begin to ask some questions :
- Is sex food?
- Query some of your instructions
- Even the way you behave.

She will also become more outspoken and will not be afraid to speak her mind.

If care is not taken, you may have to do for yourself :
- Dry cleaning
- Preparing food to eat
Because it might take her more time before she responds to your request.

There is something definitely special about turning 40/50 for Women.

If she has never challenged or questioned your instructions, get ready to be shocked by her boldness and confrontational attitude.

The only way to avoid total breakdown of Peace and Harmony in the home is for Men to become fair, objective and reasonable in their approaches to issues at home and/or at work.

Men should bear in mind that at this age, Women also harbour lots of regrets about the decisions they have made in life so far ...
Their Husbands may be one of them!

A woman at this age is a better Judge of character and will evaluate a Man using very different & weird parameters.

Men must start on time to prepare for this phase in the lives of their Wives/Partners/Bosses/Subordinates.

What you put in is what you get!

If you have treated her fairly, then you don’t have anything to worry about.
She will begin to appreciate you better if for any reason she didn’t do so in the past.

On the contrary if you haven’t been nice to her, fasten your seatbelt, the ride is about to get pretty bumpy.

A Woman doesn’t forget those who hurt her, and by her actions and utterances you will know that she is out to show you that she is no longer that little girl you married.
angry
CelebritiesRe: Tochi Marriage Proposal To His Yankee Girlfriend, Chioma (video) by Pumpumking: 1:04pm On Jan 10, 2022
siofra:
Nooooooo tongue

I'm a Deaconess in my church cheesy I don't engage in premarital sex.
angry
CrimeRe: Boy Narrowly Escapes Being Used For Ritual By Neighbour In Imo by Pumpumking: 12:46pm On Jan 10, 2022
DamnnNiggarr:
Boy narrowly escapes being used for ritual by neighbour in Imo

https://dailypost.ng/2022/01/10/boy-narrowly-escapes-being-used-for-ritual-by-neighbour-in-imo/?amp=1
....but why d IBO people eat there neibor? ...SMH!!!(no ofeinse) angry
CrimeRe: Boy Narrowly Escapes Being Used For Ritual By Neighbour In Imo by Pumpumking: 12:46pm On Jan 10, 2022
RomanceRe: What Is It With Gay People And Pushing Their Stupid Agenda? by Pumpumking: 12:39pm On Jan 10, 2022
NoFucksToGive:
I mean seriously!! Why do the faggòts of the world feel they must make us see their addiction as normal?!

Ask s in its so annoying !! You can't watch a movie or binge a series these days without these dick gobblers trying to show us their romance all in our faces ... You know the funny thing ? These debgerstes would be the first to cry how it's not their fault they turned out to like anuses of men , or how it's not their fault they where born with an unquenchable thirst for sucking other men's dicks angry yet they are in every cartoon, movie , game and media you can think of .I mean every single media today is awashh with gay propaganda!!

What really got to me was last night after jerking off to some Jesse Jane porn so I settled down to watch one of my fav series, American Horror story , season 10 ..so I was on episode 3 I think then these 2 guys met up with some friends and were talking about how one ended up sucking the others dick.. I swear it was s cringe fest!! They detailed how it happens that when 2 guys stay together one ends up being gay when living together in a small place and so on. I swear the producers of the show.should have named this episode how to become gay!! angry

It's like handing out an instruction manual to experimental people .. and I was so pissed !!

Later on one of them even goes to say he only allows a dick in his arse on Saturday !! Like these faggòts were handing out tips and advise to gay couples in a non related show !!!
Yet these group of wasted beings will be quick to tell us how they were born gay and had no choice? You don't see us heterosexuals telling you how to eat pūssy or how to stay sexually active in our shows !!!

What the hell really !!
brother u better dont let TheKingsmann cathin talkin bad about gay men.... .he willreport u to MOD for gay moLestant. he a very passsionate/sensitive feminist man sir!!!(THANK ME LATER) smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Why Many Are So Poor, I Mean Very Poor Spiritually And Economically by Pumpumking: 12:34pm On Jan 10, 2022
Mercisharelove:
Have you ever done a research on how much billions Dan, and the likes you listed gives out every month for charity block headed poor hatred filled rat?

Bill has foundation to raise funds for charity amongst his friends, what have you done on earth for humanity FOOL??


THE GREATEST GOD ALMIGHTY SOWED HIS ONLY SON...

What principle control your empty mind
do u tink is wrong to watch blue film on Sunday? cheesy
RomanceRe: Has Someone Secretly Tapped Ur Light B4? by Pumpumking: 12:30pm On Jan 10, 2022
Truvelisback:
Dey whine urself.
do u fight for fooood sir?(no ofiense) smiley
RomanceRe: Has Someone Secretly Tapped Ur Light B4? by Pumpumking: 12:29pm On Jan 10, 2022
Truvelisback:
Dey whine urself.
u say u live in a pooooor place where every tenant bath outside & fight to use tiolet, (read yor last post) ,,,,,so why wunt they still yor eletricity?(no ofeinse) undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tochi Marriage Proposal To His Yankee Girlfriend, Chioma (video) by Pumpumking: 12:03pm On Jan 10, 2022
siofra:
Eyah!! Fellow nairalanders, imagine if your life depended on likes on nairaland, you'd be like this guy undecided
ok u win..i neeed some, i beg.....are u free Sunday afta church? cheesy
RomanceRe: Has Someone Secretly Tapped Ur Light B4? by Pumpumking: 12:01pm On Jan 10, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. Has someone secretly tapped ur light b4? If u happen to find out that someone secretly tapped ur light, what would be ur reaction? Last week, a guy discovered that his neighbour tapped his light. His neighbour had been enjoying his generator power with him for long while my guy will be fueling his gen and repairing it. It was when he started his gen that he realized that his neighbours fan started moving.
sooory, I dont live chip povaty areas sir.....bro u need to steppppup yor game sir..2022!!!(no ofenise) angry
RomanceRe: Has Someone Secretly Tapped Ur Light B4? by Pumpumking: 11:58am On Jan 10, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. Has someone secretly tapped ur light b4? If u happen to find out that someone secretly tapped ur light, what would be ur reaction? Last week, a guy discovered that his neighbour tapped his light. His neighbour had been enjoying his generator power with him for long while my guy will be fueling his gen and repairing it. It was when he started his gen that he realized that his neighbours fan started moving.
angry
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Was Almost Attacked At A Beach In Lagos by Pumpumking: 11:56am On Jan 10, 2022
Skyfornia:
Who cares!?
oooooo yes we care.,...if we dont care...then why we readin herr post.. MY NIGGGA, WE CARE!!!!(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Name Of The Drug For Sex (ladies) by Pumpumking: 11:50am On Jan 10, 2022
Williampisces:
Please house, what is the name of that drug that makes women want sex shocked shocked shocked
try tablet called Siofra (two tablets).....its stronger than viagra sir!!((THANK ME LATER) smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Terhemen Anongo: Man Castrates Self to serve God properly by Pumpumking: 11:47am On Jan 10, 2022
meobizy:
Abstaining from porn or media of any sort kills one’s sex drive. Modern people will find life boring so they stick to the media with its subtle suggestions of sex, nudity and violence.

Bible verses mean nothing to me, they only show one can’t construct proper thoughts to convey their opinions.
goood morrring...please do u hav big yansh & was the size & weight please?i wannto no u & i hav moiney pls smiley
TravelRe: Kori Bustard Collides With Airlink Aircraft In South Africa (Photos) by Pumpumking: 11:43am On Jan 10, 2022
siofra:
Mtchew! I already have 22 boyfriends, I don't need a 23rd. Thank you angry
See yor kokonot head like cat foood....23 what?...do u relice i hav the bigggggest/loooongest dik on nairaland?....you berrrrrra bring that yor pan-cake flat yansh here..IT BELONG TO ME..ONLY ME..KABBBBBBBNISH!!! angry
TravelRe: Kori Bustard Collides With Airlink Aircraft In South Africa (Photos) by Pumpumking: 11:40am On Jan 10, 2022
lkillbrokehoes:
As far as I'm still in this forum, I will continue to be a threat to you and your likes here, the broke, jobless and money hungry h*oes, I'm not i-kill-broke-hoes for nothing, let that sink into your tiny brain.

cool
brother....haba.....calm down nah....did Siofra reject u?(no oofenese) undecided
RomanceRe: Female Soldier Stuns In Leggings And Skin Tight Jeans & Crop Top (photos) by Pumpumking: 1:22am On Jan 10, 2022
Dumk:
This Nigerian female Army officer known as Porch Army girl on Instagram, is certainly having guys drooling over her, all thanks to her savory photos.

The beauty showed off her curves recently in a striped crop top and skin tight jeans and though she disabled comments on her page, one can easily tell that she’d have an umpteen number of DMs everyday!

See more of her pictures in the link below
https://www.metaform.com.ng/2022/01/female-soldier-stuns-in-leggings-and.html
She aint lightskin....even ordnarrry Siofra yansh is bigger(no oofenese) angry

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