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Romance / Re: Pls Masters In The House Help Me by Pumpumking: 3:24am On Feb 09, 2022
ToughGuy111:
Pls help me as I'm a young inexperienced guy.I just secured admission into the University and there is this lady that have been on my neck since I started school, not up to a week now.What does she want from me and what should I do?


Bro juss yansh her & say u a virrrgin....she will stop streeesin u.truss me.....but dont pour inside ooooo...or else u will be baby daddy!!( no oofenese) !! angry

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Romance / Re: Pls Masters In The House Help Me by Pumpumking: 3:22am On Feb 09, 2022
ToughGuy111:
Pls help me as I'm a young inexperienced guy.I just secured admission into the University and there is this lady that have been on my neck since I started school, not up to a week now.What does she want from me and what should I do?

angry
Romance / Re: Pls Masters In The House Help Me by Pumpumking: 3:22am On Feb 09, 2022
everythinggirly:
Been on your neck for what precisely?


pucccccy nah...wot kinda dumb questions is that!!(no oofenese) angry

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Romance / Re: Do Nigerian Girls In USA Appreciate Flowers? by Pumpumking: 12:40am On Feb 09, 2022
Highways:
Please help a brother. I want to send her flowers online from Nigeria to be delivered to her in Georgia this valentine. Do you think she will like it? Or prefer money like my naija babe? undecided undecided


Brother u send flowers to Nigerian bush girl like RoyalBlu...she will coooookit. Nigerian womèns coook flowers sir..dont bother!!!((REAL TALK) angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Removes Some Sanctions On Iran Over Nuclear Program (Pics) by Pumpumking: 11:39pm On Feb 08, 2022
Machinegun91:
Biden is afraid of Russia and Arabic concubines


who told u that? a witch doctor?? ((u home base people so dyamm bush mennnnnnnnn))...no ofeince!! undecided

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Romance / Re: What Did I Do To Nairaland? by Pumpumking: 6:49pm On Feb 08, 2022
Karen2024:
Go and mate with ur goat. idiot.

U very rudes.silliy cow.do u relice u talking to a londoner & i aint on yor level innnit.this is why i always refuse to help u homebase people wit moiney.u monkey!!(no oofenese) angry
Romance / Re: Oh Just My First Time by Pumpumking: 4:29pm On Feb 08, 2022
yyba:
hehehe why will he call the chemist aside and explain to him na grin

He does not call chemist..HE GO TO CHEMIST!!!!(no oofenese) angry
Career / Re: Change In Career Choices, Is It Worth It, Will Be Needing Your Advice. by Pumpumking: 1:15pm On Feb 08, 2022
Animegirl:
Except you want to stay back in abroad, then you can go for your course. Coming back to Nigeria to get work after schooling abroad, I pray you find your dream job here.

If going back to school is what you want cool, all the best. I pray you excel, Dear.


^^^story
Please anyways i have moiney..please can i mate wit u? smiley
Romance / Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Pumpumking: 1:13pm On Feb 08, 2022
mikezuruki:
Good Evening Nairalanders.

Please, I'd make this as brief as I can because this is very urgent.

My girlfriend has a roommate that had a snake as a pet (you can see the snake in the glass in the image attached).

The problem now is, the snake has escaped and my girlfriend has not gone to her apartment for a while now.

My questions are:

Is the snake venomous?

Without a snake catcher, how can one catch this snake?

Urgent replies please. I would appreciate.

Thank you.

Front Page!




Miliki....please go n watch SNAKE IN THE MONKEY SHADOWS!...google it!! (((no oofenese))) angry
Romance / Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Pumpumking: 1:11pm On Feb 08, 2022
mikezuruki:
Good Evening Nairalanders.

Please, I'd make this as brief as I can because this is very urgent.

My girlfriend has a roommate that had a snake as a pet (you can see the snake in the glass in the image attached).

The problem now is, the snake has escaped and my girlfriend has not gone to her apartment for a while now.

My questions are:

Is the snake venomous?

Without a snake catcher, how can one catch this snake?

Urgent replies please. I would appreciate.

Thank you.

Front Page!


angry
Romance / Re: Oh Just My First Time by Pumpumking: 12:48pm On Feb 08, 2022
PutAmForBreast:
Hello guys am really scared. I am 24years old and I just had my first sex this January. I tried all my best not to put my dick but she persuaded me that I should if I really want to cum(she refused to do BJ).
I dint know how but I did put my dick and cum in just 5secs.. I was totally scared.. It looked as if I have committed the greatest sin and I am worthless to God.
I immediately got scared and asked her directly if she hard HIV, she got angry nd said no. But I was already feeling little inchy nd discomfort at d tip of my dick.
It's been 3weeks naw and my dick has never been at ease as it was. My tip is still inchy and I feel little hotness wen urinating..
Guys please what's d general symptoms of any std. I av browse and tire.. funny enough since daht day I av been seeing various things about std nd hiv I am scared guys it's my first time...


Calm down bro. ...u aint skinnny like tooothpig so it aint HIV...u all good.sometimes the mind play trick on u & make u over think.
Wot u need to do right now go to yor nearest chemist & spek to a male assistant...juss call him aside & explain. He will give u the right tablet & u be fine.....in the mean time, u will neeed to keep drinking loads of water. The more u piss, the more u get better. Its no big deal..we have all been there. GO TO CHEMIST RIGHT NOW & DONT WOOOOOORY ABOUT NADA. spek to a male assistant.
Lessson learnt...always carry coondom or pour outside.. No worries!! smiley
Romance / Re: What Did I Do To Nairaland? by Pumpumking: 3:08am On Feb 08, 2022
BoredBerry:
Please, don't


Ok then..please i beg please can i kindly mate wit u? smiley

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Romance / Re: This Woman And Her Husband Are Fraudsters! by Pumpumking: 12:26am On Feb 08, 2022
ePoster:
Fraud report!!!!

A friend of mine has been scammed by an individual whom she met on Facebook and conducted business with.

The person in question goes by the name Amanda Emem Akpan on Facebook. She resides in Oron Uyo, Akwa Ibom state and advertises herself as a producer and supplier of palm oil.

She collected seventy thousand naira (₦70k) from my friend, including the cost of transporting the four 25Lt gallon palm oil to Abuja, and has since refused to answer her phone and respond to the texts sent to both her phone number and WhatsApp messenger.

After further investigation, it was discovered that she has scammed many other innocent people who believed that they were dealing with a genuine trader.

The information I have obtained.

Name: Amanda Emem Akpan. Joyce Mercy Edwards

Phone number: 07044554315
08165186974

WhatsApp Number: 07044554315

Bank details: Amanda Emem Akpan
Access bank
1526373409

Address: Address: 5, New Police Barracks Road, Opp Flowers Hotel, Oron, Akwa Ibom

Facebook page: Amanda palm oil Ventures.
Ememakpan seafoods and palm oil.
Sweet palm oil.

Kindly do something, share!!!!. The money is needed back and society needs her off the street.
She's been scamming people since 2020 and has gotten away with it successfully until now.
Other relevant agencies have been contacted.



...does this place looooklike police station?......bro...romanse section strictly for chassssin women sir!!! !(no ofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: This Woman And Her Husband Are Fraudsters! by Pumpumking: 12:24am On Feb 08, 2022
ePoster:
Fraud report!!!!

A friend of mine has been scammed by an individual whom she met on Facebook and conducted business with.

The person in question goes by the name Amanda Emem Akpan on Facebook. She resides in Oron Uyo, Akwa Ibom state and advertises herself as a producer and supplier of palm oil.

She collected seventy thousand naira (₦70k) from my friend, including the cost of transporting the four 25Lt gallon palm oil to Abuja, and has since refused to answer her phone and respond to the texts sent to both her phone number and WhatsApp messenger.

After further investigation, it was discovered that she has scammed many other innocent people who believed that they were dealing with a genuine trader.

The information I have obtained.

Name: Amanda Emem Akpan. Joyce Mercy Edwards

Phone number: 07044554315
08165186974

WhatsApp Number: 07044554315

Bank details: Amanda Emem Akpan
Access bank
1526373409

Address: Address: 5, New Police Barracks Road, Opp Flowers Hotel, Oron, Akwa Ibom

Facebook page: Amanda palm oil Ventures.
Ememakpan seafoods and palm oil.
Sweet palm oil.

Kindly do something, share!!!!. The money is needed back and society needs her off the street.
She's been scamming people since 2020 and has gotten away with it successfully until now.
Other relevant agencies have been contacted.



angry
Romance / Re: How To Talk To Women Anytime Or Anywhere by Pumpumking: 12:23am On Feb 08, 2022
kaylanim:
You should talk to women just as you would talk to anyone else. That's because women actually are anyone else. They are just people like you and me. Even the most beautiful woman is just a regular person with the same basic wants and needs as everyone else. Usually the problem with talking to women is that we clam up, or that we put them on such a pedestal that we make ourselves look subservient and weak. If you have had trouble talking to women this article will cover a few things to keep in mind so that you don't make the mistake of talking yourself out of a good situation.

Be unconcerned with approval. In general women are attracted to men who have some clear goals and know that they are on the road to achieving them. One way to signal this type of attitude is to abandon approval-seeking conversation in favor of bold, confident talk. This does not mean to be boorish, ignoring the other people in the conversation and hogging the speaking time. Rather, you should speak your mind confidently and clearly. If people laugh at you don't suddenly change your tune to agree with them. Also, avoid sycophantic confirmation of the statements of other people. If someone (especially the woman you want to attract) says something you disagree with, just say so. Not in a rude way, but as any well-adjusted adult should be able to do.

Express romantic interest. Keeping in line with the idea of being confident and goal-directed, if you are romantically interested in a woman (and that's what this is all about, right?) don't be afraid to tell her about it. Hiding behind platitudes and feigned friendliness is obvious falsity; you didn't approach a woman in a nightclub because you want someone to play checkers with. She will respect your honesty. If she is not interested in you she will just say so, freeing you up to move along to a more receptive woman. Again, this does not mean you should use crass or blunt language, just that you should clearly express you interest with your words.

Point out positives along with the negatives. While you are talking to a woman there is sometimes the urge to shower her with compliments. She may well deserve them, but chances are she has been bombarded with this type of conversation since she was a teenager. It's fine to compliment her, but you can also point out some of her faults, too. If she has an ugly dress on, tell her. Just make sure to phrase it in a joking, playful manner. Let her know you dislike her clothes, but that you aren't pointing it out just to be a jerk. Again, she will respect your honest.

The best way to talk to a woman is with honest, directness, and confidence. Tell her what you really think and she will be able to accept or reject you based on who you actually are. And if you talk to her that way, chances are it will be the former.


bro....this one will never work with nigerian womens sir.... they from another planet sir!!! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: How To Talk To Women Anytime Or Anywhere by Pumpumking: 12:22am On Feb 08, 2022
kaylanim:
You should talk to women just as you would talk to anyone else. That's because women actually are anyone else. They are just people like you and me. Even the most beautiful woman is just a regular person with the same basic wants and needs as everyone else. Usually the problem with talking to women is that we clam up, or that we put them on such a pedestal that we make ourselves look subservient and weak. If you have had trouble talking to women this article will cover a few things to keep in mind so that you don't make the mistake of talking yourself out of a good situation.

Be unconcerned with approval. In general women are attracted to men who have some clear goals and know that they are on the road to achieving them. One way to signal this type of attitude is to abandon approval-seeking conversation in favor of bold, confident talk. This does not mean to be boorish, ignoring the other people in the conversation and hogging the speaking time. Rather, you should speak your mind confidently and clearly. If people laugh at you don't suddenly change your tune to agree with them. Also, avoid sycophantic confirmation of the statements of other people. If someone (especially the woman you want to attract) says something you disagree with, just say so. Not in a rude way, but as any well-adjusted adult should be able to do.

Express romantic interest. Keeping in line with the idea of being confident and goal-directed, if you are romantically interested in a woman (and that's what this is all about, right?) don't be afraid to tell her about it. Hiding behind platitudes and feigned friendliness is obvious falsity; you didn't approach a woman in a nightclub because you want someone to play checkers with. She will respect your honesty. If she is not interested in you she will just say so, freeing you up to move along to a more receptive woman. Again, this does not mean you should use crass or blunt language, just that you should clearly express you interest with your words.

Point out positives along with the negatives. While you are talking to a woman there is sometimes the urge to shower her with compliments. She may well deserve them, but chances are she has been bombarded with this type of conversation since she was a teenager. It's fine to compliment her, but you can also point out some of her faults, too. If she has an ugly dress on, tell her. Just make sure to phrase it in a joking, playful manner. Let her know you dislike her clothes, but that you aren't pointing it out just to be a jerk. Again, she will respect your honest.

The best way to talk to a woman is with honest, directness, and confidence. Tell her what you really think and she will be able to accept or reject you based on who you actually are. And if you talk to her that way, chances are it will be the former.

angry
Romance / Re: Where To Find Girls by Pumpumking: 12:21am On Feb 08, 2022
whitebeast:
Where could a white man find young pussy out there?
Maybe even sex slave for a couple of weeks, lol

PS No Jesus BS, I love pussy more....


....find yor nearest mosque!!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance / Re: What Did I Do To Nairaland? by Pumpumking: 12:19am On Feb 08, 2022
BoredBerry:
Honestly, what's my crime? Was it joining this forum? Was it being so irresistible? embarassed

I've been banned trice... And I was never at fault! angry

My account has been banned for bullying... Are you fu**ing kidding me? I get punished for being trolled and having my account cloned?

Sum up the IQ of the mods here and the result would still be less than zero... undecided

You saw my comments defending myself but you didn't see theirs?

The mod who banned me hates me! He/she is envious, dumb and a misogynist/pickme... Screw you!

Screw you and the idiots who have vehemently refused to leave me alone...

I'm back for vengeance!

RIP datboredberry... Till the 14th of February, then you shall rise up and shame the enemies!! cry cool




why shudunt they ban u....are u lightskin?...are u benyansi??.....I begggggggy!!!! (no ofeinse) angry

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Romance / Re: What Did I Do To Nairaland? by Pumpumking: 12:17am On Feb 08, 2022
BoredBerry:
Honestly, what's my crime? Was it joining this forum? Was it being so irresistible? embarassed

I've been banned trice... And I was never at fault! angry

My account has been banned for bullying... Are you fu**ing kidding me? I get punished for being trolled and having my account cloned?

Sum up the IQ of the mods here and the result would still be less than zero... undecided

You saw my comments defending myself but you didn't see theirs?

The mod who banned me hates me! He/she is envious, dumb and a misogynist/pickme... Screw you!

Screw you and the idiots who have vehemently refused to leave me alone...

I'm back for vengeance!

RIP datboredberry... Till the 14th of February, then you shall rise up and shame the enemies!! cry cool



angry
Romance / Re: But Why Are Ladies Always Talkin/thinkin About Sex?? by Pumpumking: 11:32pm On Feb 07, 2022
meobizy:
Twelve years a troll.


^^^^^^see them...www,goldDiggers.come undecided
Romance / Re: But Why Are Ladies Always Talkin/thinkin About Sex?? by Pumpumking: 11:28pm On Feb 07, 2022
Exkandayee:

You are a broke Londoner, what is 32,k pounds,,I was deported from US 2019 but still maintaining my 100k$ GMC Yukon,,see make I tell you something, stop bragging it'll not lead you anywhere,no offeinse

really? I drive a 32k Range, I own 3 propertys in the heart of london, Pekam.... & u say am broke? ....son, am not goin to say yor head is not really correct becuz i like u!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: 99.8% Of Nigerian Men Are Dying To Date Bobrisky coz she lightskin! by Pumpumking: 6:39pm On Feb 07, 2022
MrCork:
if u lie u goto hell so u tell the truth & let the devil be ashame....u like or u dont ? smiley


MATURE CONTRIBUTION ONLY PLEASE!! embarassed

They like grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 99.8% Of Nigerian Men Are Dying To Date Bobrisky coz she lightskin! by Pumpumking: 6:38pm On Feb 07, 2022
Loads of nairaland female clearly upset Bobrisky is way far far better loookin pass dem coz she lightskin & beautifull & then marrryed women now fear there husband woll cheat by sleeerpin wit beautiful Bobrisky.....& therrrris clear evidense that 99.2% of nairaland males ((excludin me)) definitely love to service & date her...i lie?? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / But Why Are Ladies Always Talkin/thinkin About Sex?? by Pumpumking: 4:57pm On Feb 07, 2022
serrriosly, everytime we gentlemans login to nairaland, ladies are all ways thinkin/talking about sezxx.You read there mind & guesscwot, sexx is all they are thinking..i lie?:
- u ask babe for ordnary nomba...she think u want sex angry
-u ask babe wot she wearin...she thonk u want sex angry
-u tell babe she looklike beyasi...she still think u afervsex...i lie? angry
- u tell babe u a londoner from London (like me)....she already thinkin about marraige : angry
- u ask babe for ordnary kiss....she disgrase u on social media angry
- u tell bebe u drive range(like me..£32,000..cash)...she already tinkin of dowry payment angry

Ladies, when will u grooooowup...please advise!!((NO OOFENESE))) angry

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Romance / Re: Brothel Quitting Challenge by Pumpumking: 1:34pm On Feb 07, 2022
kenzysmith:
If you feel send me 100k I go they thank u every morning sir

really? so u want me to send u 100k so u can spend it on women in brothel...correct?....ok....juss Hang on a minute.., i willpost it!!(no ofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: What's The Easiest Way To Win A Woman's Heart by Pumpumking: 12:05pm On Feb 07, 2022
Frank25:
Your opinions are highly needed...,


angry

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