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RomanceRe: This Happens When You Meet Anyone by Pumpumking: 4:41am On Jan 08, 2022
Mercisharelove:
Every person you meet in this life is a link and a window to your other side.

Don‘t overlook them, mistreat them or downplay their vitality in your life.

Pray for them. Don‘t lose them no matter the crises that may arise because of the next level destiny.

At the right time, GOD ALMIGHTY will make beautiful HIS works and purpose for you and that person. Amen

Never give up on the good and the bad ones, all is for the future life. Praise GOD ALMIGHTY for ever more.
angry
RomanceRe: What You Should Know About 2022 by Pumpumking: 4:38am On Jan 08, 2022
Mercisharelove:
Full fledged FLESH
Dont under stand yor repky. U wanto sleep with spirit. U wannto sleep wit flesh..are u drunk please? undecided

anyways describe yor sef & wot u wearing right now? cheesy
RomanceRe: Stop Having Casual Sex. See Why (photo) by Pumpumking: 4:35am On Jan 08, 2022
siofra:
Redpillers stay away from casual sex! Please your body is a temple of God.
I no u cant replies becuz u are ban again from.nairaland but dont woooory.
I will beg mod to unban u & u muss gimmmme punny in return for my help..deal? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do White People Smell and look Like Milk by Pumpumking: 4:32am On Jan 08, 2022
Sonfethopia:
Dont you know that we blacks are beautiful chocolates.

Most of them envy our color.
And u waz dumb enough to reply the racist dumb stewwwpid childish thread.....u need brain restart sir!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Why Do White People Smell and look Like Milk by Pumpumking: 4:30am On Jan 08, 2022
Ilamina:
undecided
that waz a dumb foooolish racist thread & u disappoint me? U think its funny?....my respet for u juss gone low.. u dont hav to keep creatin thread outter boredom. U need to stop this!!(((REAL TALK))) angry
RomanceRe: How Do I Peacefully End My Relationship With My Gf by Pumpumking: 4:25am On Jan 08, 2022
RedMac:
Good evening nairalanders... This issue is one out of many bothering me in 2022...

Let me first of all apologize for all the evil things I have said about women being so cheap, hence the reason they fall into the hands of bad guys... cos am now guilty of a bad guy here

My previous relationship was just about crashing, in fact I was totally fed up with KATE, I vowed to end 2019 with her, and so it was... I never wanted to have any serious relationship with any lady until I have a sustainable financial source of income... I was doing fine without a girlfriend until this one wriggled her way into my life, thinking she have found love...

So me and this girl (in her late 20's) started dating deep into 2019 to 2020...

Truth is she was the one who toasted me, she would come to our house to charge phone's and the rest, from there things started happening... I felt whatever that's going on won't last long, but hell no, she just wanted true Love... Which I have been deceiving her with

By standard of wife material (she's a perfect example to the core), very caring and loving

her limitations is her status... Way too local and not up to my standard...

We started dating and the truth is that we both have different reasons for dating each other...

I decided to keep her because of the services I get from her as I must constantly oil my engine... I felt everything will die off naturally as my previous relationship has, now am hooked up...

I got to know her intention of marriage in 2020 during the lockdown, but since then i have been looking for ways to end everything with her, cos I have no intention of marrying her and I feel I have deceived her a lot, She sees me as who I am not... And my plain character have deceived her a lot...

She did no wrong loving me, her only offense was that she could not sense that am deceiving her... If she was up to my social status I would have married her but she is no where close to who I can present to my people as my wife...

I have been looking for ways to let her know am not ready to marry er... One taught am having is teaming up with a false prophet to tell er this guy (me) am not the guy for her... She really deserves the best in life, but I see myself as the wrong guy for her... She has never given me any reason to suspect she's dating another guy, all her attention is always on me

This year she's expecting our relationship to move to the next level... Like introduction and the rest

Experts in the house, how do I pull this off... I just don't want her to feel so bad towards me...

Help me!!!
^^^^story
Bro..please please please if u dont wannto smash..let me smash i beg. can i smash sir?(,no oofenese) wink
RomanceRe: How Do I Peacefully End My Relationship With My Gf by Pumpumking: 4:23am On Jan 08, 2022
RedMac:
Good evening nairalanders... This issue is one out of many bothering me in 2022...

Let me first of all apologize for all the evil things I have said about women being so cheap, hence the reason they fall into the hands of bad guys... cos am now guilty of a bad guy here

My previous relationship was just about crashing, in fact I was totally fed up with KATE, I vowed to end 2019 with her, and so it was... I never wanted to have any serious relationship with any lady until I have a sustainable financial source of income... I was doing fine without a girlfriend until this one wriggled her way into my life, thinking she have found love...

So me and this girl (in her late 20's) started dating deep into 2019 to 2020...

Truth is she was the one who toasted me, she would come to our house to charge phone's and the rest, from there things started happening... I felt whatever that's going on won't last long, but hell no, she just wanted true Love... Which I have been deceiving her with

By standard of wife material (she's a perfect example to the core), very caring and loving

her limitations is her status... Way too local and not up to my standard...

We started dating and the truth is that we both have different reasons for dating each other...

I decided to keep her because of the services I get from her as I must constantly oil my engine... I felt everything will die off naturally as my previous relationship has, now am hooked up...

I got to know her intention of marriage in 2020 during the lockdown, but since then i have been looking for ways to end everything with her, cos I have no intention of marrying her and I feel I have deceived her a lot, She sees me as who I am not... And my plain character have deceived her a lot...

She did no wrong loving me, her only offense was that she could not sense that am deceiving her... If she was up to my social status I would have married her but she is no where close to who I can present to my people as my wife...

I have been looking for ways to let her know am not ready to marry er... One taught am having is teaming up with a false prophet to tell er this guy (me) am not the guy for her... She really deserves the best in life, but I see myself as the wrong guy for her... She has never given me any reason to suspect she's dating another guy, all her attention is always on me

This year she's expecting our relationship to move to the next level... Like introduction and the rest

Experts in the house, how do I pull this off... I just don't want her to feel so bad towards me...

Help me!!!
angry
RomanceRe: I Chop Ashawo Big Nyash Yesterday! by Pumpumking: 4:22am On Jan 08, 2022
Jerkbaba:
Konji just hold me yesterday! Vrooom! I find myself for brothel. I dey find sweet girl with big bumbum, suddenly I just come across one fine fleshy igbo girl. See nyash! shocked. I carry her enter room. The girl like me bcus I get height. We start dey French kiss for like 2mins, I turn her around, pull down her red g-string. Push her for bed. I bend Down chop this girl sweet nyash for like 30mins. She just dey moan like Mami water. Chai! The girl nyash sweet! I stand up Bleep her doggy. The nyash just dey bounce like ballon for my dick. Con bend down again chop nyash for another 20mins. Stand up fvuck her again. I con release. Give her 1k. The girl no wan gree me go. She wan make I still chop her nyash. But I Don tire already. Wear cloth, disappear! End of story.
nice..how u pay sir? cheesy
RomanceRe: What You Should Know About 2022 by Pumpumking: 4:21am On Jan 08, 2022
Mercisharelove:
You dwell too much on the natural, come spiritual
^^^story
Sweeeery we need puccccy sir!!(no oofenese) angry
CelebritiesRe: UNILAG Student Accuses Davido Of Not Paying Him N1M For Dummy He Bought From Him by Pumpumking: 11:19pm On Jan 07, 2022
Righteousness2:
David Adeleke , pay up the young man. It is Wickedness of the wicked to withhold someone dues and you busy Galivanting all over social media as this and that.

GOD ALMIGHTY hates things as this..
angry
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Please by Pumpumking: 8:59pm On Jan 07, 2022
Truvelisback:
U need to be Born again ACADEMICALLY.
Good news is hav already inform op to ignore yor dry bony steeewpiid asss since u r dumb....yor opinion dont count anymore. U juss a boy! undecided
RomanceRe: What Is Hapenning To Our Young Girls These Days? by Pumpumking:
EMIRofPUSSY:
shocked

This is a very disturbing problem that has got me thinking.
Sometimes, I begin to wonder what is really hapenning to the young ladies these days?

Most of our girls these days have over-stretched and loose VeeJays. You see a girl of 17 or 18 with a firm and banging physique but down there, what you meet is a well that has been dug by different sizes of tools.

In contrast, older ladies or MILFS appear to have a tighter hole down there and they are even sweeter.
Most of these young girls are just wide and tasteless.


May God airpus!

Why r u loookin at under age girls...u are a peterfile..shame on u sir!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: What Is Hapenning To Our Young Girls These Days? by Pumpumking: 8:54pm On Jan 07, 2022
EMIRofPUSSY:
shocked

This is a very disturbing problem that has got me thinking.
Sometimes, I begin to wonder what is really hapenning to the young ladies these days?

Most of our girls these days have over-stretched and loose VeeJays. You see a girl of 17 or 18 with a firm and banging physique but down there, what you meet is a well that has been dug by different sizes of tools.

In contrast, older ladies or MILFS appear to have a tighter hole down there and they are even sweeter.
Most of these young girls are just wide and tasteless.


May God airpus!
angry
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Please by Pumpumking: 8:53pm On Jan 07, 2022
Truvelisback:
U are stupid.
not has steeeewpid has u, u dumb edddiot. The nice guy simply ask for advise & then u cuss him. Were u raised to cuss people or was u born in a cage....dumb edddddiat boy..... angry

Anyways 0P...bro ignore this monkey & take my advise...women dyammm easy to get. Buy a perfume sir! wink
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Please by Pumpumking: 8:51pm On Jan 07, 2022
Dsimplicity:
Am not an introvert Sha. Bt am a chronic masturbator. Tried stopping couple of times bt couldn't.
Bro u juss make a big mistake...u dont respond to dumb goats like Anigreat...at least u tryin to make effort. Guys like Anigreat rely on blue film....anyways, magic word: BUY A PERFUME...AND TRUSS ME...THE WOMEN ARE COMIN!!((REAL TALK) smiley
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Please by Pumpumking: 8:47pm On Jan 07, 2022
Dsimplicity:
Guys. I really need some advice.
I graduated from university 2019. Jst finish my service last year in a reputable organization.
I have been feeling like am a loser for a very long time. I don't know wats wrong wit me. I am not lucky with gals don't kw y. The only time I had sex was in 2019 when my friend force me to a brothel. Bt guys I didn't even last 1 min. Since then I usually think of it bt can't tell what is hindering me from having sex.
My question is. Is it normal for a guy of 24 years not to have been in any relationship b4. Only had sex once in a brothel. ( Neva enjoy it though). I really love gals, bt cnt jst kw how to start a relationship with them. All ur comments are allowed.
My niggga,its all good. Dont let anyone pressssure u. Getttin womens is the easiest ting on earth..lightskin or hafcast..i get at least 2 everyday.
EASY WORK
Its all good if u dont have moiney.all u simply do is dress smart,loook clean & most of all buy a perfume. It dont matter if its cheap.women r attracted to guys wit different smell.altho my perfume is only £600,moiney aint everytin. wot u need to understand is that women can spot a goood guy anyday.be calm. am.in nigeria in march & i will get u yor first 3some
NOTE;
PERFUME IS IMPORTANT..U MUST SMELL NICE...and truss me..women will come!!((THANK ME LATER SIR)) wink
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Please by Pumpumking: 8:41pm On Jan 07, 2022
Truvelisback:
Up coming SIMP.
U so dumb & stewwwpid sir.....the yong man ask for advise & instead..u yap him shame on u sir!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Breakin News: Siofra Bannned Again!! by Pumpumking(op): 5:27pm On Jan 07, 2022
EasternActivist:
Buh who gives a f bro...
if u have moine y to chase women, it will make sence....if u broke & struglin, it will not make secnce.....brother go n watch blue film i beg!!(no ofeninse) angry
RomanceRe: Some (f) Monikers On Nairaland Are Gay by Pumpumking: 5:25pm On Jan 07, 2022
Think4Myself:
You're either a troll or just really retarded
correction i have moiney, u dont. big boys like us spend moiney on women & forget about it...broke poooor men like u spend moiney on women & start cryin for the nest 10 year..GET A JOB SIR!!!(no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Breakin News: Siofra Bannned Again!! by Pumpumking(op): 5:12pm On Jan 07, 2022
placeofallure:
How's this news? She must really be a pain in your ass. I'll tell her to up her ante when she's unbanned. She seemed to be hitting the center of gravity!
Siofra is the 2nd preeetiest female on nairaland..finer pass u thou & she my ex babe.we glad they ban her coz she a trouble maker...2 years ban. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Young Girls From Benue Saved From Being Trafficked To Mali (photos) by Pumpumking: 2:02pm On Jan 07, 2022
Kriss216:
The only job an average Nigerian girl can do to make money is prostitution that's why it's easy to lure them with prostitution.

The rate our girls are using their kpekus to generate funds should be discussed at the National Assembly cos it has become a national issue.
u dont like Olosho...you are a racist sir!!!(no ofeinse) angry
CrimeRe: Young Girls From Benue Saved From Being Trafficked To Mali (photos) by Pumpumking: 2:01pm On Jan 07, 2022
Kriss216:
The only job an average Nigerian girl can do to make money is prostitution that's why it's easy to lure them with prostitution.

The rate our girls are using their kpekus to generate funds should be discussed at the National Assembly cos it has become a national issue.
angry
RomanceRe: Breakin News: Siofra Bannned Again!! by Pumpumking(op): 1:54pm On Jan 07, 2022
EasternActivist:
Who is she
Wot do u mean who is she?.u dont have telivision?
anyways Siofra is the second most beautiful chick on nairaland after my babe the apple of my eye..the chewwwin gun in my toooth..the tomato in my ketshup..the one & only: Wumi2017 cheesy
RomanceRe: Some (f) Monikers On Nairaland Are Gay by Pumpumking: 1:50pm On Jan 07, 2022
Think4Myself:
Nigga can't you read?? huh
He said that he was catfished
which fish are u catching,tilalpia...i begggy.. u chip broke people. If u dont hav moiney to shase women go n find job mennn.. u sit there like lazy goat cussing women coz u dont hav moiney..i begggy!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Some (f) Monikers On Nairaland Are Gay by Pumpumking: 12:38pm On Jan 07, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
If you know any of them. Please tag them so we can avoid all these calamities from repeating itself
the goood knews for u sir is u not really gay..u r bi. Bro u enjoyin mannnn!!!(THANK ME LATER) cheesy
RomanceRe: Some (f) Monikers On Nairaland Are Gay by Pumpumking: 12:37pm On Jan 07, 2022
Think4Myself:
You're definitely redundant
Don't you read ??
U are a failure sir...women reject u & u start callin them gay,gold diggger,olosho....son if u dontvhav moiney to shase women like we big boys do..do n sell petrol or somtin!!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceBreakin News: Siofra Bannned Again!! by Pumpumking(op): 12:33pm On Jan 07, 2022
....lets celebrate....lets celebrate wit afobeat... grin grin grin grin..this is the 20th time she been ban for harrrrasment & cussin inosent people grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin...my stomach oooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin she no dey listen grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Some (f) Monikers On Nairaland Are Gay by Pumpumking: 12:29pm On Jan 07, 2022
angry
RomanceRe: Some (f) Monikers On Nairaland Are Gay by Pumpumking: 12:29pm On Jan 07, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
I dont have an issue with you been gay
Just say it and stop hiding it. Be proud of it and claim it.
What i hate is when you hide under (f) female tag on nairaland catfishing and decieving us men.
Imagine i have been toasting this fowl on nairaland thinking it was a woman.
I didn't know it was a gay guy disgusing as woman on nairaland with (f) moniker

We chatted on whatsapp and even talked about sex until i sent my dic pic. After recieving so much compliment on my dic pic i was so Hot thinking it is was a babe.
I arrange for video call. Only for him to reveal he is a gay guy angry
Omo i just dey vex...
^^^^typikal side efect of rejection
...so women are gay becoz they reject u...correct?...nigggger please,go backkkkto bed, i bed!!(no oofenese)
angry
RomanceRe: Some (f) Monikers On Nairaland Are Gay by Pumpumking: 12:27pm On Jan 07, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
I dont have an issue with you been gay
Just say it and stop hiding it. Be proud of it and claim it.
What i hate is when you hide under (f) female tag on nairaland catfishing and decieving us men.
Imagine i have been toasting this fowl on nairaland thinking it was a woman.
I didn't know it was a gay guy disgusing as woman on nairaland with (f) moniker

We chatted on whatsapp and even talked about sex until i sent my dic pic. After recieving so much compliment on my dic pic i was so Hot thinking it is was a babe.
I arrange for video call. Only for him to reveal he is a gay guy angry
Omo i just dey vex...
angry

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