₦airaland Forum

Jolene201:
Lol,I now understand what brought all this on,I'm going to remove my dp..now I know nairaland is useless Sha..I just tried this dp of a thing and what's I'm seeing here on nairaland is not encouraging at all...it's because you are anonymous na enjoy it . but pls don't assume every girl is like the ones you have been meeting.. merci.

Jolene201:
Seriously,is this a joke? Do I look like a prostitute??

Jolene201:
how much what?

NwaAdazzi:
Hey Guys,
I want to know,do you propose before taking the gal to meet your parents.
or
Her meeting ur parents first before the proposal..

NwaAdazzi:
Hey Guys,
I want to know,do you propose before taking the gal to meet your parents.
or
Her meeting ur parents first before the proposal..

Jolene201:
how much what?

Jolene201:
Wow thanks for that!

fadilaMaikiriki:
Good day all!
Please, I really need help with my ass. Whenever I walk, it shakes or should I say vibrate/moves. No matter what I wear underneath, it ends up shaking. Sometimes, I'll have to wear two tight underwears, still it shakes/moves, but not as much as when I put on one. I have tried to stop this, no way. Sometimes, I have to walk slowly so that it won't move, but for how long, before I'll just switch to normal walking pace.
Sometimes, I take bike to just a nearby place that won't take more than five minutes trek, so that I can avoid trekking, which results to my ass moving. I just don't know what to do, honestly. This is so embarrassing. It draws unnecessary attention to me, which I don't like at all. Some people, their eyes will just be fixated on them, or making some embarrassing comments behind you.

Please, I really need help. I want you all to help me. If there's anything I can do, eat, drink or wear so that this can stop, I'm ready to do them. Is there anyone that has been in this kind of situation before, how were you able to remedy it? Thanks

OluBade1:
January i rented an apartment. The owner of the house is an old woman which she's also living in one of the apartments.

One week after staying in the house, the landlady started asking me for money. That I should borrow her 20k. I will give her because she's elderly. She will not return it. She will come again later and demand more. She will start manipulating me with emotional stories of her only son that is sick. I fell for her stories and started helping her. One day, she came again with one story that she want to buy drugs for her son that she needs 30k and I don't even have. And I told her clear I don't have.

Since that day. I've been seeing hell in the house. Things went very bad for me. Firstly I was sacked from work. My small POS business turned upside down as my sales girl was scammed .I now find it hard to feed I didn't notice anything until I went to church and also visited some elders and I was told the woman is bewitching me. I didn't believe it at first because I'm someone that doesn't believe witches even exist. But it became obvious to me.

When I went around the hood as 5 people told me that people that have lived in that house end up selling their things and moving out broke.

It was when I took things seriously. I started fasting and praying. Now it's the 7th month in the house. I have squeezed out myself to look for another house. I approached the landlady that she should balance me and that I want to leave the house. Seems that was my mistake. She said she don't have money.

Since then, things went from worst to worst. I can't even feed. I ran to one of my friend's houses to stay for four days. To be honest my four nights there was a big difference. People that owe me money called me and paid me and I gather it and paid for another house.

Now the problem is the agent that directed me to the house. He has seized the key that I must pay him his agent fee before entering the house which I've left with no choice but sleep in that woman's house because my friend is married and I'm already inconvenienting them from the impression the wife gives.

I asked my friend if he could lend me some money to pay the agent, but he said he doesn't have any and also with the look of things. He doesn't have as I'm the one that's even supported him before and I don't want to feel entitled. Please my fellow Nigerians please help me. I can't continue sleeping in this house. Series of eating in the dream, sex in the dream and all that. I'm tired of this. Before I die in this house I need to run for my life.

Please y'all should help me. I don't want to spend a night here again. Things are really sore for me.

OluBade1:
January i rented an apartment. The owner of the house is an old woman which she's also living in one of the apartments.

One week after staying in the house, the landlady started asking me for money. That I should borrow her 20k. I will give her because she's elderly. She will not return it. She will come again later and demand more. She will start manipulating me with emotional stories of her only son that is sick. I fell for her stories and started helping her. One day, she came again with one story that she want to buy drugs for her son that she needs 30k and I don't even have. And I told her clear I don't have.

Since that day. I've been seeing hell in the house. Things went very bad for me. Firstly I was sacked from work. My small POS business turned upside down as my sales girl was scammed .I now find it hard to feed I didn't notice anything until I went to church and also visited some elders and I was told the woman is bewitching me. I didn't believe it at first because I'm someone that doesn't believe witches even exist. But it became obvious to me.

When I went around the hood as 5 people told me that people that have lived in that house end up selling their things and moving out broke.

It was when I took things seriously. I started fasting and praying. Now it's the 7th month in the house. I have squeezed out myself to look for another house. I approached the landlady that she should balance me and that I want to leave the house. Seems that was my mistake. She said she don't have money.

Since then, things went from worst to worst. I can't even feed. I ran to one of my friend's houses to stay for four days. To be honest my four nights there was a big difference. People that owe me money called me and paid me and I gather it and paid for another house.

Now the problem is the agent that directed me to the house. He has seized the key that I must pay him his agent fee before entering the house which I've left with no choice but sleep in that woman's house because my friend is married and I'm already inconvenienting them from the impression the wife gives.

I asked my friend if he could lend me some money to pay the agent, but he said he doesn't have any and also with the look of things. He doesn't have as I'm the one that's even supported him before and I don't want to feel entitled. Please my fellow Nigerians please help me. I can't continue sleeping in this house. Series of eating in the dream, sex in the dream and all that. I'm tired of this. Before I die in this house I need to run for my life.

Please y'all should help me. I don't want to spend a night here again. Things are really sore for me.

MzBertty:
We have the one of #2500,#3000 and#3500 and different sizes..kindly send a mail to berttymz@gmail.com to order pls

MzBertty:
Still taking orders

MissBoss01:
God bless you for this

Juliet751:
Lol...Yes.

sheba222:
Congratulations

Lastborn55:
Well it all started from chat, but we never see each other but I know her place.
So one day I asked her to help me massage my back that I am having some pain at my back but she end up telling me that am not romantic ������
Just because I don't use to tell her all sweet names like sweetie, sweetheart and all that
I asked her to be my gal but she end up giving me excuse which I later wave it off and let her be
She still says I can never be romantic in my life

Lastborn55:
Well it all started from chat, but we never see each other but I know her place.
So one day I asked her to help me massage my back that I am having some pain at my back but she end up telling me that am not romantic ������
Just because I don't use to tell her all sweet names like sweetie, sweetheart and all that
I asked her to be my gal but she end up giving me excuse which I later wave it off and let her be
She still says I can never be romantic in my life

Mina79:
Lai Mohammed still dey?

RaymondHarmony:
What killed your feelings for someone you were once madly inlove with ?

RaymondHarmony:
What killed your feelings for someone you were once madly inlove with ?

InaNla:
Bihari why now?

Mina79:
So what has job interview got to do with blue films and sex?

AntiWailer:
You are going to be jailed.

Read nd read slowlyyyyy.

The Nigeria Law does not agree that some one below 18 years (Official Consent) age can give consent.

If u go do dt nonsense with a learned family, they will charge you for statutory rape and u will spend LOOOOOONG YEARS behind bars.

Now stop thinking with ur d1ck and learn.

AntiWailer:
There the idiot goes with if he gives 50k.

My 17 months old baby has cash in millions to her name not to talk of her mother falling for a wretched f00l in both thinking and physical attributes.

Go and look for your mate. Not everybody came here with a China Phone and 100 Naira data.

GTF off here and engage your mates.

Mina79:
So what has job interview got to do with blue films and sex?

Mina79:
Please tell me you are fine!

Mina79:
Please tell me you are fine!

Mina79:
Truely they have been marginalized for too long. However, now is a true test to their determination to produce the next president, they can never get it right without synergy.
There's what we call times and seasons, the happenings and flow of seasonal tides indicates your time has come, let the Igbos show solidarity for once and throw their weight on supporting Peter Obi.
Igbos this is indeed your time!

AntiWailer:
Underage can not give consent.

nothing to proof apart from jail the M0f0

AntiWailer:
Are u ok ?

where did u read that she was cooking naked ?

and even if she was cooking naked, the next thing is rapppppe. ?

I know u might be catching cruise but close ur eyes and see the future where u av a daughter and some one raped her for shaking yansh.

open ur eyes again and see how much of an 1diot you are right now.