₦airaland Forum

agarawu23:
in conclusion, what's the different between the guys torn socks and your torn pants? (no offense)

I don't own torn "pants".

agarawu23:
see em



some of dis ladies can't even wash their panties well o

So you've been dating slobs, I see.

That guy's foot is disgusting, broer. So crusty looking. I bet it's scratchy like sandpaper too & is the type that collects blanket lint. Haha. Probably stinks too. Yuck.

Eww, he's either broke or stingy. Not attractive. Plus he has dead skin cells under his foot. So he's broke & dirty or stingy & dirty. Not a combo I'd go for.

Maybe they thought you were crazy. Picking insects off stray puppies & stopping on them does sound a little cray cray.

dieantwordRSA:
Lasdigi 101 THE ZOO YORK OF NIGERIA.

LMFAO @ Zoo York. The 1st picture though. Kikiki.

The thing inside his trunks looks deadly. Concealed weapon! Terrorism!

Anyway, I'd ask him to go put on some pants. He has no business walking around, swinging his dìck infront of my friends. I'm sure he'd be offended too if I suddenly appeared, braless, with my nipples poking out of whatever I'm wearing, in front of his buddies. Disrespectful to everyone involved.

Happy Birthday, hun May God grant you more years.

Here's a little something I picked up a the bakery for you. Enjoy.

Mayor21:
There are many tribes in SA, but i don't get it, in your movies and news, there use a particular language, do order tribes understand?

Maybe they understand it, I don't know. I'm not knowledgeable on this subject because I don't know any deaf person. That's quite an interesting question come to think of it. Hmm..

Mayor21:
Hmmm, nice, you sound like a South African friend who was here, kinkybraids, hope you aint the one?
So whats up with you, hope you're enjoying Nairaland and the bashing you're getting lol, i love how u keep defending yourself and SA , it's a normal thing, if i were u i'll ignore 'em....
I wanna ask u a question.

No I'm not kinkybraids lol. Don't even know her. My old account ware labellamafiaza & shortpistolza Nairaland is ok & I can handle the pressure.

Fire away, what do you wanna ask?

Dragonking:
President Mugagbe is at it again!!!

Well, he is an ìdiot because medical doctors don't live in the areas where most of these attacks usually happen. It's usually poor people (the locals) taking out their frustrations on other poor people (the foreigners). People from the same "class". You don't see educated South Africans in the suburbs doing these things. It all boils down to poverty. He's talking like every foreigner that comes here holds a PhD. Puhleeze. Some can't even read & we're the ones that have to show them directions or read them instructions.

I had a Somali neighbour that just bought a washing machine & I was the one that helped her connect the pipes because she couldn't even understand the diagrams infront of her.

Old he-goat speaking out of his rectum as usual.

Mayor21:
Nice, I wasn't calling u a fool though... I was just testing you lol,
So i heard you're the South African firing Nigerians from all corners here, so u no d fear abi?

No, I get it that you were just testing my "linguistic skills" lol.

Yes, I'm a South African but I don't only contribute in confrontational threads here, I go to other sections as well, like the romance section. I'm not always up to these "e-wars". Sometimes I get fired up, sometimes I don't. It depends. I'm actually an ok person lol or I wouldn't have Nigerian "followers" if I was an all round nasty person. And no, I'm not scared. Scared of what? It's only words at the end of the day & I can also compose a sentence, so..Tit for tat then we move on. Shrugs.

Dragonking:
Dont worry, you will learn a lot of things here..Forget all the negative things and arguments you see here. Nigerian pidgin language is one of the best language in vogue now in the world. There are so many foreigners here that have learnt the language e.g oyinboprincess etc. She has alot of videos she did in pidgin language and she is from the U.K..so many ghanianians and camerronians too.

Yeah, it's an interesting language lol

Mayor21:
You be mumu... Did u get what i said?

Yes, you're calling me a fool. I understand it well except here & there.

Mayor21:
Do you speak pidgin?

No, only the things I learn here on Nairaland.

lezz:
off course your men are xenophobic not the ladies.

men are often always responsible for the perception of their countries never women. Nigerian men are risk takers, very hard working and energetic not to mention cocky and have a strong things for big round azz which you have in abundance.

it's a win win situation for naija men and southie women.

But that has not been my experience here thus far. Accusations have been thrown at everyone but I digress.

No comment on the big round azz thing. Hahaha

Dragonking:
Well at least we are in the top 10 largest film industry in the world thereby representing Africa as usual.

Our quality is being worked on and very soon will be one of the best.

I'm not the jealous type, so my sincere congratulations for being one of the biggest movie producers in the world. That is a real achievement, unlike your other useless ones you like to list while chestbeating It honestly is good news, so, well done

Dragonking:
Ok, you are recognized but you ain't still on the top 10 list. whether in terms of quality and quantity. Nigeria is the only one representing Africa as usual.

Hahaha. Until I see a list about countries that produce the best movies, your words na only yabba jabba

peeparty:
hahahaha hmm dos children dem even sabi person wey d smoke

Lol yes because they see all the ads on tv talking about the dangers of smoking.

Dragonking:
Common punky, don't do this. What quality are you talking about? is your quality higher than that of Hollywood, Bollywood or even the south Korean movie industries?

No I never said our quality is higher than Hollywood's, but even Hollywood acknowledges the work we put out. They're the masters & real recognises real

lezz:
lol, that's so not true. and yet you did respond. i know you want it.

the average south African female is looking at overhauling the biological make-up of her offspring by mating with nigerians.

your zulu guys are small, swagger less with no charisma charm.

each of my Nigerian buddy i saw at the airport has a south african chick clinging to his arm.

LMFAO. Just because each of your friends have a classless slut on their arm, doesn't mean the majority think you're desirable. Not the case. SOME, not MOST or ALL.

It's funny because you guys often accuse us of being xenophobic, but when it works in your favour, putting you out there as a dìck's man, you're quick to admit how much you've loved etc. Which is which? Can't have it both ways. It's either you're loved or you're hated. Why have split personality whenever it suits your agenda? I don't gerrit

Was walking with my 4 year old nephew to the store when we walked past this "little person" (a midget), puffing on a cigarette. My nephew tugged at me & told me to look at that small child smoking. Basically, he wanted me to go scold "the smoking child".

lezz:
lol, stop screaming. everyone knows the average SA chick cant say no to a West african of a Nigerian specie.

not that you make good company or can engage in any intellectual discuss. the only thing going for you is your big, meaty butty.

you know you babble in incoherent Zulu mixed with Tswana just by the mere darkening of your door-way by our phallus.

Foolish retort not even worth a reply. An average SA chick will barf on your enlarged Nigerian facial features. Yuck!

Dragonking:
Hehehehe...I don't see SA movie industries in the list though

Because it's about the quantity of movies & not about quality(in your case), hence South Africa is not there. We have a small movie industry but it produces QUALITY work that gets accolades left, right & centre. Your "movies" on the other hand...

pbs4real:
nah,i wnt bt pls jez let it slide,ignore them. . .

Ok

baybeeboi:
exactly what happens when slaves are set free....
They go wild. Heegoat

Ok. Olodo

lozanni:
lolzzz.

Show yourself.

I agree with you that most South Africans are decent, it was just a few miscreants giving the whole people a bad name.
Its good that the SA govt. intervened by sending in the Army, at last, but more enduring measures need to be adopted to end these xenophobic attacks like mass Job creation, education and social enlightnment of the Zulu youths.

Yeah, you're right. I concur.

pbs4real:
Punkyoh u re bigger than all this,u shld ve jez let it slide. . . Its ok

I'm sorry, dude. You know you're my buddy so please don't take offence.

skylane:
hw dare u come here and insult nigerians fools? U ppl are still under modernized aparthied u don't know,let all the whites and oda foriegners leave ur country now u will be d frst to be smuggled to nigeria smmmmh

Oh so he can make insults but I can't? Go play in traffic, dipshìt.

deb:
You are a thief always blaming others for your own misfortune. I just hope my Nigerian guyz have already fvcked the hell out of you

LMFAO. But that's the thing, I don't fùck them. They're not my type. Sorry.

Edygrin:
You mean the ones you label drug dealers? If you re a drug addict too then your problems are much oo. I repeat myself there's nothing sexy about an obese thief who is also a drug addict. Good day

Oh, I'm sorry, please show me the post where *I* "labelled" anyone. This is going to be good since it seems you're on some potent hallucinogenic shìt.

Edygrin:
haha who cares if you are sexy? There's absolutely nothing sexy about a thief.

Most of your boys beg to differ

Kwaaaaa.