₦airaland Forum

danbrowndmf:
so u like badt guys,n u dnt like virgins.

What the heck would I do with a little virgin? I'd traumatise him And break him in half

danbrowndmf:
lol,lngst tym where hv u been.

*waves*

morpheus24:
Exactly, all you see in Hilbrow, Sunnyside and JHB CBD are the Nigerians you know, which is why it is terribly important to get on that plane and travel.

DOon't be scared of Africa my dear boy. We don't Xenophobe foreigners out here.


Ps Meanwhile benefits of emigration:

1. Millions of dollars sent back to establish business, build homes and set up retirement. Ask your Afrikaaner population, they understand this phenomena quite well. You just got the country back 20 years ago so haven't caught on yet.

You see, the problem with you is that you think you know everything. And that your truth is the universal truth. Ding ding ding. Wake up! You just called South Africans myopic, but now are telling me that what I said about your people is based only on limited exposure. Have you met all South Africans for you to conclude we're myopic? Maybe the same number of South Africans you've met is the exact number of Nigerians I've met but somehow you think your opinion holds more water than mine. Please, have your head surgically removed from your àss. Pronto.

morpheus24:
This is why people say you guys are myopic and need to step outside your country.

If they were to tally the number of black immigrants outside of their countries who are professionals, in colleges with MBAs, in Havard, Yale, Oxford, Cambridge, Doctors, Scientist, Lawyers, etc. Nigerians would come out a resounding miles ahead even when you take relative numbers.

Please get a passport, leave your Bantustans and go see what the world looks like instead of soaking up news from newspaper articles.

***Shame*** in South African accent.

How has stepping out of your country benefited you lot? Because all I see is a bunch of assbackwards mòrons who seem to have time travelled straight from the dark ages. Stamp that onto your passport!

morpheus24:
Sorry not her. This one Oohlala is also one of your illiterates.

Blu Ivy talks differently

lol @ illiterates. Oh no he didn't! Not when Nairaland is full of dyslexic nutty "professors" fluent in Engrish & Gibberish.

OohLalah:
This nonsense must just stop! Nigerians are busy arguing rubbish but do not want to leave the same SA that is being rubbished daily on NL. So what the hell do you call this rubbish?

You want to stay in SA? Then stay and deal with everything that comes with it and save us the drama!

Blu?

woky:
spoilt child

Ok

MRBrownJ:
same should go for the poor and broke SA women, they deserve no dikc if they cannot bring anything more than pussssy to the table.

Date someone in your class next time, if you expect to go Dutch with a woman. Leave poor & broke women to their counterparts.

RedArmies12:
An average south african girls thinks their boys are lazy and never-do-well, and would rather prefer their foreign counterparts.
No wonder the recent xenophobic attack on foreigners

In your dreams! One woman now suddenly presents all of us?

Emodeee:
whr r ur religious beliefs?

None.

mikron:
What about a successful business woman in ur country? None?

Basetsana Khumalo, Khanyi Dhlomo Mkhize, Uyanda Mbuli just to name a few. All millionaires in different industries.

major466:
Now i see why the South Africans are hiting the roofs.

Over what?

I don't believe this, because I heard it was France.

LOL @ India though. The list is wack if India is there.

A big fat NO. Hahaha. I don't have the patience of teaching an old dog new tricks, if you kwim

blym:
As ur lordship pleases. . Learn to take corrections, it pays. . . Peace

N-O. The nerve of playing chaperone online. Wonders shall never end. Do you & let me do me, kthanks.

blym:
didnt mention u been mai lady. . Its nt abt u bn mine or nt, its abt chatting fair n nicely. . I care coz communicating wit abusive or insultive words doesnt speak well of u. .

Dude, read my e-lips, I don't care! Whatever my communication style speaks of me is none of your concern but my own. I don't remember representing anyone else here but myself. You don't like what I say, then tough tittie.

wristwatch:
Really! Oh I see. So how would you know if he truly loves u? Remember players too can act as if they are in love.

One word, experience, my dear. Enough said.

blym:
u shud knw hw to have a conversation without hurling abusive words, 4 cryin out loud u're lady. . Ain't a moderator nevadless, am a nairalander. .

Eyeroll. I still don't care. I'm not your lady so why do you care? Pfft.

wristwatch:
Sweetheart, Noooo! U are wrong. Are u saying you have never tested your boyfriend if he truly loves u before?

When I was still immature, yes. Now I don't see the need to be with someone I need to test to know whether they love me or not. It's just not worth the energy.

blym:
i think u do coz u dnt av to pass insults in orda to prove ur points. . U violated sum rules coz of wat u posted

Well, think again!

Until you're appointed as a moderator, put a sock innit because I don't care about your thoughts.

woky:
Pls stay on topic.

No

blym:
mental peeps, retards ? All in d name of proving ur points. . neida did d op mentiond sumfin abt bn needy. . Pls understand d topic and contribute meaningfully

No.

blym:
Are u ifa coz am asking u?

Well, I don't owe you answers, how about that?

blym:
how does retards correlate wit d said topic?

Ask Ifa.

wristwatch:
Can u be more elaborate?

Well, that's some wackadoodlydoo shìt done by immature GIRLS. Most of what you wrote is mind games played by immature, if not mental people. Who feigns an illness just to get attention from a man? Boderline personality having chic that's for sure. Not all ladies do these things, because not all of us are crazy & needy.

SMH. Quit dating rètards.

ENZOSCIFO1:
Whilst I do not know who the fellow is, I do know that is 100% definitely not Morgan Tsvangarai

I already corrected that error.

Misinformation. That's NOT the Zulu king, it's Mugabe's own countryman.